knock knock
who's there
prince
prince who
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knock knock
who's there?
tony m


hello?


knock knock?



ah shit

christos7 said:

WTF!! I get it, I get it

Prince walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but his Dirty Mind era clear pants and nothing else. He says "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor looks at him and says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Bwaahhhahhhhahhhh

Ok NOW can we get some jokes that you personally heard Prince say HIMSELF???

famous said:

I guess not huh?

famous said:

I guess not huh?

What's the last thing an NPG band member says before they gets kicked out of the band?

"When do we get 2 play MY songs?"

Prince walked in2 a bar at an afterparty. As he began 2 drink his prunce juice, he heard a voice say seductively "U've got great hair!" He looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his juice.

A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "U're a handsome man!"
Prince looked around, but still couldn't c where the voice was coming from.

When he went back to his juice, the voice said again "What a stud u r!"
Prince was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on..

The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts. They're complimentary."

After just a short time of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Prince and Mani decided the only way 2 save their marriage was 2 try counseling. They had been at each other's throat 4 some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems 2 be the problem?" Immediately, Prince held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, Mani began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5...10...15 minutes of listening 2 Mani, the counselor went over 2 her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately 4 several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, she sat there speechless.

He looked over at Prince who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to him, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

Prince scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays."

Meloh9 said:

Me too

andyf said:

Tell It! We are all ears, and I have a stack of bricks waiting!

KidaDynamite said:

Good things COME (you can do that, babe), to those who wait...you should try it, as well as the bricks. Already told it.

why did prince cross the road?
to symbolize christ.

Prince was walking down the street and finds a baby frog, the frog says," kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful Princess." Prince puts the frog into his pocket and keeps walking. When Prince returns home he takes the frog out of his pocket and the frog says again, "kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful Princess.." and Prince says, "Nah, after all of the Princesses I have dated, I'd rather have a talking frog."

Prince: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Prince: $100.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Prince is in a hotel lobby. He wants 2 ask the clerk a question. As he turns 2 go 2 the front desk, he accidentally bumps in2 a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes in2 her breast.
They are both quite startled. Prince turns 2 her and says, "Ma'am, if ur heart is as soft as ur breast, I know u'll 4give me."
She replies, "If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, I'm in room 319."

Prince got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. 1 day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Nelson, ur barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened 2 look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided 2 have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when u saw my barracks door open this morning, did u also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

It is and it may even be great. It follows a few themes: energetic song, then ballad, more or less. Then the album also gives a few nods Prince's earlier songs (e.g. a single chord intro...), and gives a few nods to the styles of certain other artists.

There is a great joke Prince sings about btw on 'Vicky Waiting', which can be interpreted 2 (or maybe even more!) ways.

It is and it may even be great. It follows a few themes: energetic song, then ballad, more or less. Then the album also gives a few nods Prince's earlier songs (e.g. a single chord intro...), and gives a few nods to the styles of certain other artists.

There is a great joke Prince sings about btw on 'Vicky Waiting', which can be interpreted 2 (or maybe even more!) ways.

Knock Knock,
Prince:Who's there?
Mani
Prince:Mani who?
Mani thanks for the mani (sorry couldn't help it)