dustysgirl said:

Co-sign that.



But this is number one for me:

"I got a mind of good intentions and a mouth full of raisnets."

second is:
"In the beginning God made the sea,
but on the seventh day he made me.
He was trying to rest ya'll when he heard the sound,
Sound like a guitar, cold gettin' down."

From the chorus in Mr. Happy:

Pump it up, pump it up
Brown man, puffin' on a weak jam
Understand this is 80 proof
Guaranteed 2 get your girl loose if she douche

Everytime I hear this, I cringe...P!! what were ya thinking?????

Exetergirl said:

I couldn't agree more. "Dolphin" and "Gold" have to be among the cheesiest shit he's ever done.

komputerbleu said:

yeah, listening 2 gold is torturous

the song I love you in me is great but that line: "when we're making love it'S like surgery" is very strange and sounds more like a complaint than anything else. Rubber gloves sterilised needles etc.

I like the wacky stuff though like a mouthful of raisenettes.

Rightly said:

I think he means surgery as in precision...but yeah....its still

xplnyrslf said:

ok.. Im asking this question ...

what album is that from? and yes.. there are songs im not aware of .. the 90's Prince I do not know.. .. sorry im old school Prince.. i know the 80's stuff and the millenium stuff.. but not the 90's lol .. that's just wrong in'nit?

Flowerz said:

Emancipation

JuliePurplehead said:

Okay originally I wasn't gonna post any lyrics bcuz I said to myself that I had never really heard any lame lyrics from Prince. But then I remebered "Boy we about to get funkier than a sack 'o' grandaddies" I don't think it's lame, but everytime I hear it I'm like WTF does that mean!!

Another lyric from that "gem" My name is Prince:

My name is Prince and I am funky
When it comes to funk, I am the chunky.


It was at the first moment I heard that I knew Prince should never rap again.

Lovesexy82 said:

U'r joking right
Its When it comes to funk, I am a junkie

mplsmike said:

That's embarrassing. No, I wasn't kidding. Damn my failing hearing!

Oh well, such is life.

Lovesexy82 said:

We were watching Controversy video the other day and my hubby heard "want your pussy"! LMAO!!!

I am the chunky.
u were 4 real

Damn! you're just making feel worse!

I could've just edited that out, but I wanted people to see what happens when people think they know what their talking about... and they don't.
[Edited 9/14/07 23:19pm]

Lovesexy82 said:

You guys suck. I'm going to go bury my head in wet cement now....
[Edited 9/14/07 23:21pm]

the best laugh of the night thanks

Lovesexy82 said:

Awwwww, it's o.k

I've had my mix ups in the Prince lyric department! Just not in public on a obsessive fan site!

Well except when they actually had a thread for that!

mplsmike said:

This is my biggest blunder so far, if there was a hall of shame, I'd be in the Top 10. I'm still Lovesexy82, dammit! I shall rise again...and think before I post next time.

Glad I could make your night more entertaining!
[Edited 9/14/07 23:29pm]

Lovesexy82 said:

Given the quality of some lyrics, it's not surprising you heard 'I am the chunky'.

If you want some more hilarious misheard lyrics try here:

http://www.amiright.com/m...ince.shtml

The best ones are the really clean ones - like when someone thought Controversy was "Count your blessings".

Exetergirl said:

That shit was funny! Now I don't feel so dumb anymore. This was my favorite:
"Adore"

Misheard Lyrics:
100 percent Italian self imported incriptive lats
Original Lyrics:
100 percents Italian silk, imported Eygptian lace


Somebody else thought "Controversy" was "Count Your Pussy"

Lord.

Lovesexy82 said:

And did you spot that someone thought P Control was Portion Control.

Ahhh Portion Control! Weight Watchers could adopt it as their anthem.

Lovesexy82 said:

I swear to god, when i was like 7 or 8..
i thought he was saying the same thing too...i thought i was the only one with a dirty mind

Lovesexy82..u need to post this
My name is Prince and I am funky
When it comes to funk, I am the chunky

at
http://www.amiright.com/m...ince.shtml

mplsmike said:

Okay, okay. Although for the record I must state that after I die (or am no longer a Prince fan) this is not what I want to be remembered for!

mplsmike said:

Someone already misheard the same thing. Some of the misheard stuff is better than the originals. Now I always sing "Mommy, why does everybody have a bum?!"
[Edited 9/14/07 23:58pm]

Exetergirl said:

It's crazy how people mishear the same thing.

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I straight or gay? C*** or p****?


"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
C***, you p***y

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get it in


"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Count your blessings.


"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Country p****

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you're fussy.

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunderp****

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your p***y.

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't believe all the things people say count your pussy

"Controversy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wanna die,
so they can feel you breathe
Original Lyrics:
Some people wanna die,
so they can be free
[Edited 9/15/07 9:28am]

Rightly said:

:gasp:


u guys are killing me here. Read my siggy if u wanna know why.

Whenever I hear someone talk that way about my fav. Prince (excuse me, ) song, it just hurts. It's done little 4 me lately, but it kept me from going insane the first week I started listening to Prince's albums.

even though i love lemon crush:

when im working at my job-ah
im the victim, youre the robber
no matter how much i try to stop-ah
cant help thinking bout ya

really bad... but i still love the chorus