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Reply #60 posted 09/13/07 6:04pm

syrinx7

dustysgirl said:

"It's going down y'all, like the wall of Berlin."

Ugh.



yep...for me it is between "the wall of Berlin" and the "pager " reference mentioned earlier...I think "Berlin" bothers me more...could've found a more current event to make his point I think...
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Reply #61 posted 09/13/07 6:06pm

syrinx7

LittleSmedley said:

JuliePurplehead said:



The "I want to make you happy, baby" part is not bad, it's just the "happier than happy itself" part that cracks me up. It would have been better if he said "happier than you've ever been before" or something like that.


talking about replacing lyrics, an ex girlfriend was absent mindedly singing "Kiss" one day , and instead of singing

"I just want your extra time and your lips lips lips lips lips KISS"

she sung

"I just want lips to turn me on lips lips lips lips lips KISS"


I think that's better


I can't stand the way he throws "Desparate Housewives" in there...just keep "Dynasty"...
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Reply #62 posted 09/13/07 6:12pm

ToraToraDreams

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syrinx7 said:

dustysgirl said:

"It's going down y'all, like the wall of Berlin."

Ugh.



yep...for me it is between "the wall of Berlin" and the "pager " reference mentioned earlier...I think "Berlin" bothers me more...could've found a more current event to make his point I think...

True. I first heard this song at the BET awards, and he says "Sytem of things" instead of Berlin. Which i thought was a good line. Then i get the album version a while later and THAT horrid line pops up.
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Reply #63 posted 09/13/07 6:30pm

syrinx7

ToraToraDreams said:

syrinx7 said:




yep...for me it is between "the wall of Berlin" and the "pager " reference mentioned earlier...I think "Berlin" bothers me more...could've found a more current event to make his point I think...

True. I first heard this song at the BET awards, and he says "Sytem of things" instead of Berlin. Which i thought was a good line. Then i get the album version a while later and THAT horrid line pops up.


I also thought "system of things" was better...very generic and open to interpretation...and unlikely to sound dated...
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Reply #64 posted 09/13/07 7:15pm

Revolution

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Efan said:

Pretty much all of "Wherever U Go, Whatever U Do," but this in particular:

Keep on smilin' - every girl and boy
Remember when U were children U had toys

What the hell does that have to do with anything?


He's trying to make ya feel the excitement of your youth...makes perfect sense to me...
Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.
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Reply #65 posted 09/13/07 7:42pm

DreamyPopRoyal
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Efan said:

Pretty much all of "Wherever U Go, Whatever U Do," but this in particular:

Keep on smilin' - every girl and boy
Remember when U were children U had toys

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

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falloff falloff

That's hilarious!

Its a bittersweet song, but I liked it in the midst of otherwise confusing "Rave" material (only heard the album once, so don't have much 2 really say about it)
had 2 run away... pride was 2 strong. It started raining, baby, the birds were gone
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Reply #66 posted 09/13/07 7:56pm

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PurpleKnight said:

"There's a theocratic order"

"Don't look now, but there's a river of blood. You must have been a virgin; what am I guilty of?"

"When we're making love, it's like surgery."

"If I gave you diamonds and pearls, would you be a happy boy or girl?"

"I'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on. You know she eat too much."

"Don't you wanna go get saved?"

"Come on, baby, I want all your germs"

"I wanna get hot wit U
Get U underneath the cream and ooh
Get U doin' things U thought U'd never do
Make U suck your tongue and say, "Ooh!"

"We don't give a duck what you got on"

"Can I offer u baklava?
or a bagel with cream cheese?"


Damn, there are quite a few. When Prince is lyrically off, he's pretty amateurish.





wheres the baklava 1 from?????
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Reply #67 posted 09/13/07 7:57pm

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cinnamongrl said:

wheres the baklava 1 from?????


Pearls B4 the Swine from One Nite Alone
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Reply #68 posted 09/13/07 8:19pm

Rightly

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goin' down y'all lke the wall of Berlin

Has 2 b my favourite

It shows that he's been thinkin' 'bout sumkin but can't quite remember what it was..... lol
small circles, big wheels!
I've got a pretty firm grip on the obvious!
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Reply #69 posted 09/13/07 10:39pm

sexxydancer

syrinx7 said:

sexxydancer said:


Agreed! Lamest Prince lyric ever! lol


shocked...omg...I thought you were going to say something like, "Prince's lyrics are never lame."...this was a big surprise, sexxy...

I shocked myself! lol
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Reply #70 posted 09/13/07 10:40pm

sexxydancer

KidaDynamite said:

syrinx7 said:



shocked...omg...I thought you were going to say something like, "Prince's lyrics are never lame."...this was a big surprise, sexxy...


omg Yes,Very Big Surprise!!! {Runs to go see if the sky is purple and if pigs r flying} boxed

lol lol
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Reply #71 posted 09/14/07 2:55am

Exetergirl

When I listen to Prince I'm not expecting to hear poetry, just something that's easy to dance to. (And coming from the UK, I don't always understand his English anyway). It's a shame really because the only lyrics that stand out are the really bad ones. More cringeworthy efforts are:

PUSH

From Pakistan 2 Poland straight into yo' town
Snatchin' up kiddies like a circus clown

The One U Wanna C

I got a lotta money
I don't wanna spend it on me
I like pretty thangs
U're just as pretty as U can be


which both sound really shallow and desperate

International Lover

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way


But the rest of International Lover is absolutely brilliant. So what if Prince doesn't know much about grammar or meteorology!
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Reply #72 posted 09/14/07 2:59am

Exetergirl

PurpleKnight said:



"When we're making love, it's like surgery."


Damn, there are quite a few. When Prince is lyrically off, he's pretty amateurish.


What song was that from? That's horrendous! It sounds like it could have come from Damn U.
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Reply #73 posted 09/14/07 3:58am

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Exetergirl said:

PurpleKnight said:



"When we're making love, it's like surgery."


Damn, there are quite a few. When Prince is lyrically off, he's pretty amateurish.


What song was that from? That's horrendous! It sounds like it could have come from Damn U.


Well I don't think it's that bad "Making love like surgery" I guess he means doin it slow and careful!!!! At least that's what I get from it. cool
[Edited 9/14/07 3:58am]
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #74 posted 09/14/07 4:15am

purplesweat

"You can go to....heeeheeheeh" Censoring the word "hell" ill

"marthaaaa" in Insatiable giggle

"digital age..i know it's the rage..page me!" rolleyes Prince at 89, I mean 49 eek

the whole of planet earth, resolution, lion of judah.

"baptised according to the master plan" rolleyes shut up and DANCE prince!
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Reply #75 posted 09/14/07 5:13am

LittleSmedley

sexxydancer said:



Agreed! Lamest Prince lyric ever! lol


hey, hater! go find another forum


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Reply #76 posted 09/14/07 5:35am

Imago

falloff



"I just hate 2 C and erection go to waste...." (from Rock Hard in a funky place off the Black album).


I mean, just "come out" already. shit. rolleyes
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Reply #77 posted 09/14/07 5:38am

Imago

Oh god there are so many.....






Basically every word off of "United States of Division"

"Every stop fighting.... everybody make love...." whofarted
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Reply #78 posted 09/14/07 5:54am

ZFunc

The 1 U Wanna C:

"i got a lot of money, i don't wanna spend it on me."

Thanks for telling us Prince confused
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Reply #79 posted 09/14/07 9:16am

JuliePurplehea
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KidaDynamite said:

Exetergirl said:



What song was that from? That's horrendous! It sounds like it could have come from Damn U.


Well I don't think it's that bad "Making love like surgery" I guess he means doin it slow and careful!!!! At least that's what I get from it. cool
[Edited 9/14/07 3:58am]


I'm taking it as he's ripping her open like a surgeon. boff
Shake it til ya make it dancing jig
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Reply #80 posted 09/14/07 9:41am

Exetergirl

JuliePurplehead said:

KidaDynamite said:



Well I don't think it's that bad "Making love like surgery" I guess he means doin it slow and careful!!!! At least that's what I get from it. cool
[Edited 9/14/07 3:58am]


I'm taking it as he's ripping her open like a surgeon. boff


OK no-one is going to answer the question so I looked it up:

'When she's making love, it's like surgery' is from I Love U in Me, the B-side of Arms of Orion (one of his best songs).

I'm trying hard not to understand what

"Shake your money maker
Get wild!"

could mean.
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Reply #81 posted 09/14/07 9:55am

KeyLimePy

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aymiderham said:

Mr Goodnight some people would say with

'People all over the world call me Prince but you can call me Mr Goodnight'

and the bit about picking a dress and him calling so you can say which one you've picked and he'll put on his matching suit!

But I love the song anyway its great, so funny smile



I love this song 2, but the verse where he say we can watch chaka la or something like that throws me off. Overall, Mr. GoodNight is the song I have to play everyday.
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Reply #82 posted 09/14/07 10:07am

anniechristian
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Starfish and Coffee
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Reply #83 posted 09/14/07 10:15am

PurpleCharm

shake it like a juicy juice

neutral
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Reply #84 posted 09/14/07 10:16am

LittleSmedley

PurpleCharm said:

shake it like a juicy juice

neutral


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Reply #85 posted 09/14/07 10:25am

sexxydancer

LittleSmedley said:

sexxydancer said:



Agreed! Lamest Prince lyric ever! lol


hey, hater! go find another forum


wink

lol lol lol
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Reply #86 posted 09/14/07 11:32am

InsatiableCrea
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cream.
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Reply #87 posted 09/14/07 11:34am

Efan

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KeyLimePy said:

aymiderham said:

Mr Goodnight some people would say with

'People all over the world call me Prince but you can call me Mr Goodnight'

and the bit about picking a dress and him calling so you can say which one you've picked and he'll put on his matching suit!

But I love the song anyway its great, so funny smile



I love this song 2, but the verse where he say we can watch chaka la or something like that throws me off. Overall, Mr. GoodNight is the song I have to play everyday.


biggrin He's saying they should watch Chocolat: http://www.amazon.com/Cho...484&sr=1-1
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Reply #88 posted 09/14/07 11:38am

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most of these lyrics are awesome. prince is the master of refined, amusing cheese.
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Reply #89 posted 09/14/07 11:41am

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that raisinet line from Mr Goodnight shake
cream.
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