I aint got no money, I aint like those other guys you hang around...

I gots to go with the line from Darling Nikki 'I knew a girl called Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend'...killer

"When it comes to you baby... I'm Automatic"

"23 positions in a 1-night stand"

"Don't worry I won't hurt you.....I only want you to have some fun!"

"First I need a picture of your mother, to verify that there's not another in the universe so supreme."

Almost every song on Purple Rain has a great opening line. "Purple Rain", "Let's Go Crazy", "Darling Nikki", "When Doves Cry"...hell even "Take Me With U."

This morning there was joy in my heart 'cause I know that I loved u so
Scrambled eggs, are so boring, 4 u're all, all that I want 2 know

I guess U know me well, I don't like winter
But I seem 2 get a kick out of doing U cold

Yo Stella, if u think I'm afraid of u
Grace, if u so much as think I can't do the do
Girl, if u dream I came to jerk around
u better wake up and release it!

Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!

Okay let me say this quick, before I start to cry

LexNevermind said:

Yep I like that although I like so many other opening lines too.
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Billy Jack Bitch!

Shut up already, damn!

Shut up already damn! - Housequake

Snare/Kick drum pound on the two and four, all the party people get on the floor - Escape and Rebirth of the Flesh

wendyrachel said:

"Hundalasiliah!!!" - "Eye No"

"I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse" - "Sister"
(looooove the way this song starts up)

"aaahh yaah!" - "Soft & Wet"

"I got a shape like a bottle of
Coca-Coca Cola.." - "Ooo She She Wa Wa" (A6)

and that's all I can think of
that hasn't been mentioned

***I'm with Revolution too
that "bump, bump, bump" following "RTTR"
and beginning "Let's Work" is to die for!!!

"1,2,3..." .....
it makes you wonder what was to follow that
does anybody know of an extended version of it?

how beatiful do the words have to be, before they conquer every heart.

FunkMistress said:

"I guess I shoulda known, by the way u parked ure car sideways that it wouldn't last"

"I was working part time in a five and dime, my boss was Mr Magee"

"All 7 and we'll watch them fall....."

"I keep your picture beside my bed, oh yeah"

"If ure last December came, What would you do?"

"Once was a ball, with a line straight down the middle. One side was black, and the other one white, and they both understood so little!"

I think I may have some words wrong in one or two though!!!

"Hey lover, I got sugar cane never want 2 lose u, baby can u stand the pain?"
Soft&Wet

"I been diggin u ooh ooh 4 such a long time u don't even know that i'm alive sumthin bout the way u walk just really blows my mind sorry but i'm sick of all this jivin o.k"
"Feel U Up"

"So u havin a party goody 4 u, all the beautiful people gone b there yeah that's cool u know u gonna have a good time coz u got the news that the life o the party is gone party wit u"
"Life "O" The Party"

Do ya'll feel me?

KidaDynamite said:

I sure am

Listening to the drummer but u still wanna have fun. It shouldn't be work. 2, 3 baby! Hands down!!!!

I have a few:

Dig if you will the picture of you and I engaged in a kiss. (When Doves Cry)

If I was your girlfriend, would you remember to tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man. (If I was Your Girlfriend)

Have you ever been so lonely that you felt like you were the only one in this world. Have you ever wanted to play with someone so much you'd take any one boy or girl. (Anna Stesia)

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade, she worked the nightshift. Dishwater blonde, tall and fine, she got a lot of tips. (Dorthy Parker)

Did you get the tape I sent you, I thought it'd be better in a song, better than the used condom you sent me, baby that was wrong. (One of Your Tears)

Here we are in this big ole rented room staring each other down, you want me just as much as I want you, so let's stop fooling around...(Do Me Baby)

A knew a little girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, a met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine (Darlin Nikki)

Everybody, get on the floor
What the hell'd U come here 4?

What if half the things ever said, turned out to be a lie?-The Truth

I like his cooing in the beginning of "Right Back here in My Arms"
Can't tell if they are words or just precious moans.

The openings for LGC and 1999 are classic and stick with you throughout time.

SANSKER7 said:

i thought it was 22 positions. i never knew abt that u til i heard Gett Off. I was like "positions in a one night stand? what does that mean?" and then "OOHH"

KidaDynamite said:

oh yea- i so feel u. lol- not literally though.

This song had me lovesick for almost 2 years...

"When I'm alone in my room..
I can't stop dreamin' about you,
Dreamin' about you..."

LGC is THE BEST...wow, there are so many! Here's one I like that no one's mentioned yet:

"He realized that she was new 2 love, naive in every way ..."

have u ever felt so lonely that u thought that u were the one 1 in this world?

SANSKER7 said:

None of these are opening lines, lol.


My favorite:

"I guess you know me well; I don't like winter, but I seem to get a kick outta doin' ya cold."