littlemissG said:

...."I'm naked.
Is there a giant flower nearby so that I can sit on it?"
Negritaluvyu cries "I'll be your giant flower, Skipper!"
The crowd begins to.....

compares Prince to the Lovesexy cover. Prince strikes the famous pose.

The men blush, the women....

littlemissG said:

...all get hard-ons.
Vanity then.....

Whips out her cell and calls the headquarters of the Jevoah Witness's International.

Vanity: "Hello, I'm call about Prince. May I speak to the Pope or Archbishop or whatever you guys have..."

Prince then....

says HELLOOOOO

Negritaluvyu said:

...All the JW's have been begging for nudes since I joined them. Something about blessing the flesh or ridding bad spirits or some highly elevated spiritual thing I just not able to understand yet" Prince explained.

Vanity: "No problem, this is a picture phone. OOps! out of memory."

Vanity is busy looking to see what she can delete to free up memory while most of the crowd at 3121 is undressing.

Prince: "Hey who do you think you are? The cast of Hair?"

Whitney: Let's all dance in the nude!

to which Prince replied...
[Edited 4/12/07 11:26am]

Prince: I have to take a shower first. I was getting busy and I'm a little dirty right now. Can you give me a few minutes?

no one is going to reply, is it too saucy?

unlucky7 said:

The Head Chef at 3121 ask the kitchen crew. Just then a naked Prince enters.

Prince: "Ooops! I thought this was the way to the bathroom!"

The kitchen couldn't help but stare, not believing they see their boss, the legendary Prince, nude in all his glory. Prince walks over to the big pot they all gathered around, sticks a finger in and samples.

Prince: "Needs more basil and mushrooms, maybe some onion."

Prince strives on to the showers, half way down the hallway he encounters his attonery Londell.

Londell: "Guess what I have."

Prince: "Fan mail from some orgers?"

Londell: "No, don't be silly! It's what we being working on all these years, it's....
[Edited 4/12/07 20:33pm]

Prince: You found the Akashic records?!?! [rushes over to Londell] Lemme see, lemme see...

Londell: [yanks the papers back from Prince] Quit fooling around! I'm being serious here.

Prince (frowns): I was being serious too, Londell.

Londell: Sorry, Prince.

Prince: So you sayin' you didn't find them? (sigh)

Londell: No, Prince... much better, much better! In my hands here I have the official documents from the United States Patent and Trademark Office stating that you have successfully registered and now own every musical note that's ever been written and ever will be written!

Prince: Every note? Even flats, double-flats, and triple-sharps??

Londell: Indeed! Including every musical symbol that has ever been written!! If anybody writes anything musical, or even thinks anything musical... haha you gonna love this, Prince... you can now sue them for a percentage of any of the profits they make!! Or if you don't like the song, you can keep them from releasing it! [snicker-giggle] In conclusion, Prince -- you own the music industry!, and everybody... every musician, songwriter, producer, record executive, ceo, president, whatever... everyone must now pay you for the rights to create and release music -- it all belongs to you! There will never again be a song on the radio that you did not first approve of or make a profit from. [throws the papers up in the air with a snort] Isn't this great??

Prince: [falls to his knees to look through the papers on the floor] Umm... Londell?

Londell: Yes, Prince?



...
[Edited 4/12/07 22:41pm]

Prince: will you .. give me some candy ?

Negritaluvyu said:

Londell: "Prince you remember what happen last time! No one can handle you on a sugar high!"

Prince: "But this is a special occasion! How about a Tic Tac, I know you got one."

Londell sighing: "Ok, but don't ruin your appettite."

Prince smiling ear to ear pops the Tic Tac into his mouth. The cool spearmint flavor engulfs his senses. He gives Londell his thanks and skips like a school girl down the hall. Londell watches as Prince's bare tight little yellow butt bounces with each step. Londell's cell phone rings.

Londell: "Yes, it's done. He took the pill, now we wait.

Meanwhile...

littlemissG said:

back in london with boyzone reuniting and charolette church on crack cocaine.

prince goes shopping at selffridges for new underwear and socks....

Prince finds some undies and socks he likes, but is puzzled why they seem to fit so loosely. Must be that British cut he decides. Prince also wonders how he got to London when he was just at 3121 in Vegas. **shrugs**

To Prince's delight, he spots an old acquaintance, Sir Elton John.

Prince: "Elton! How are you old chap?"

Elton: "Prince! How's it hanging dawg?"

Prince: "Great!"

Elton: "I'm glad you're here because I was just going to call you about....
[Edited 4/14/07 21:02pm]

Elton: ...that night you left me hanging when I came onstage to do a duet with you. Y'know, people have been talking...

Prince: Oh, yeah? What they saying, Sir L?

Elton: They've been saying that you and I...


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[Edited 4/14/07 21:02pm]

Snap said:

broke up. but i know im your one and only

prince:cool now help me pick out socks and underwear...shall i model them for you?

Elton: "Sure, I love to see that. I see you got your heels off already."

Prince: "No I don't."
Showing Elton his lucite heels. Elton walks over and holds his arm directly over Prince's head.

Elton: Dude you've gotten shorter!"

Prince looks into the mirror and sees that his sleeves and pants legs are too long.

Prince: "I'M SHRINKING!!!"
Next...

littlemissG comes up and says "No Prince, its the pill"

Whitney Houston appears once again "PRINCE BABY! PRINCE"


Elton John:Let's make a run for it!

Prince:im with you!

LittlemissG:Dont forget about me!

Negritaluvyu said:

everyone ends up at paisley park and get there party on. prince changes into bunny slippers for easy access....then he logs onto the org while oggling his BSB poster...."owww this thread looks good" says prince the thread is about....

cow tipping.

Prince decides to add a post, since he had become some what of an expert on the subject. Prince looked at his hands in shock, they looked like the hands of a kid. Prince hopped down for his chair. Literally hopped because his legs didn't touch the floor!

Prince: "HELP!!! 911!! I'M SHRINKING!!"

A voice from behind Prince said: "Yes, I know my now even more petite purple puppet I got you just the where I want you!!"

Prince turned to see....

littlemissG said:

gargamel from the smurfs!





who began chasing prince around with a net....

Prince was shocked! He was now two apples high and a lovely shade of purple. Prince tried hiding under the sofa, but the net cornered him and he was caught!

Gargamel: "Now I'll control all music with you under my control!"

Prince: "Wait how did you know about that? LONDELL!!!"

Gargamel: "Correct Purple One! Now I never have to hear that LaLa the LaLa Smurf song ever again!"

Prince: "I don't want to hear it either. Why don't ya let me go and I'll take care of it?"

Gargamel laughing: "No My Little Princey, I got plans, big big plans for my little music master. But first I'll add you to my smurf collection."

Gargamel waved a wand and they were both transported to the smurf village. All the Smurfs were in a large cage.

Papa Smurf: "SMURF IT!! Gargamel got Prince!"

Smurfette, fluttering her eye lashes: "He's even more handsome than they say!"

Prince was put into the cage with the Smurfs, instead he was put into a large box that looked like a radio. Gargamel slammed the lid shut and locked it.

Gargamel: "With this device....

Gargamel: "With this device I can hear any Prince song when ever I like!"

Prince: "Y don't you get an Ipod instead?"

Gargamel: "I can also make you say anything I want! I now control Paisley Park, and the world's music! I'm going to be rich! Rich I say! I think I start by having you sing...."
[Edited 4/22/07 12:48pm]

Ring Ring - It's the telephone.
"
Gargamel here".
"King of Pop here, there are no Princes."Has the deed been done?".
"Yes Michael, the wee one is now under control, under our control".
"Correction Gargamel, he is now under MY control, you are simply a line on paper, celluloid in a can. This skinny MF is now mine, the boy is mine".

Prince rememberED the 'Tic Tac' he got from Londell.

That weasle he did something to me. I gotta get myself together. GOTTA SNAP OUT OF IT. GOTTA!! Prince close his eyes and breathed deeply. He began to chat to himself:

"I own my masters....I own my masters....I own my masters....I own my masters....I own my masters....I own my masters....I AM MY OWN MASTER!!"

Prince opened his eyes. He was no longer a cartoon, however he was six inches tall. He was in a golden bird cage outfitted with velvet furniture.

"Yikes! I'm now smaller than my famous sweet willie! LET ME OUT!! That Skinny Moon Walker Will Never Control Me!"

Prince heard MJ's girlish giggling....

It was Michael Jackson's laughter alright. That sinister, diabolical, high pitched, jovial squeel of a laugh, laced with malice so often heard in little boy's bedrooms late at night.

Prince new that if he couldn't think quickly, he would certainly end up in Michael's Deluxe toy Barbie Dream House dressed as Marrie Antoinette in a leather corsete--a thought he didn't actually find unappealing, except for the fact that of what Micheal would actually do with him in that outfit.

"Please sweet Jesus, " Prince whispered to himself, "I've been faithful to you--please find a way out of this for me."


And indeed his prayers were answered.

For Jesus arrived, and ushered in the Second Coming.

It started just like the Bible said with....

The PussyCat Dolls, Envogue, The GoGo's, The Bangles, LaBelle, The Supremes, and Vanity 6 all singing a heavenly chorus.

Prince: "Cool all my favorite girl groups!"

Prince looked around and saw....