Golden Corral and everyone acted a fool

Prince:stop it!stop acting so crazy!!

Nicole:but ..

Negritaluvyu said:

whos the one dressed like irk turner? thats what i thought! scoff nicole.

prince: look tina...

roll up to that there salad bar and get me some..."

Patti Labelle: "JELLO! THEY GOT JELLO!"

Prince: "I was going to say cole slaw."

Nicole: "What?!? I ain't you slave! I ain't making ya roasted red pepper soup, or getting you cole slaw!!"

Prince: "That soup comment was low woman."

Just then the waitress arrive at the table.

Waitress: "Hello, My name is Joan and I will be your server tonight."

Prince: "Nice uniform Joan. Is it all synthic?"

Waitress: No it's worsted wool.

Prince: Wool is cruel!

Waitress, singing:
I've been working for seven hours and fifteen minutes
since my shift started today
I work every night and sleep all day
Ever since I been toting this tray
My shoes have to be non-slip
and you bet I must have a hair net
But nothing ...
I said you can even take away my tip,
'Cause nothing compares ...
Nothing compares to ewe

Prince stares slacked jawed. Then someone says...
[Edited 3/29/07 20:47pm]

"girl u could be the next Prince!"

Prince:shut yo ass up!

fan:PRINCE ? PRINCE IS HERE!PERFORM PRINCE!


everyone gathers around Prince

Prince:I dont have the twins

Nicole:you got me and vanity!

Vanity:yeah i still got it!

Prince:okkk

Prince performs ..

by tapping the water glasses with spoons.

Prince: "This is the new verision of Irresistable The-B-Word-I-Don't-Use-Anymore".

**Ding Ding A-Ding Ding, Dong Dong A-Dong Ding.....

Unknown to Prince and his party someone was watching and hatching a plan....
[Edited 3/30/07 19:36pm]

when Prince finished his concert on cheap glasses, a stranger approched.

Stranger: "Prince! It's really you! I have some thing special for you."

The stranger thrust a vinyl record into Prince's hand with a smile, "This is very very special, I know you will enjoy it." Smiling the stranger darted out of the dining room before Prince could respond.

"Well, this is the type of gift I like. What an odd fellow." Prince said to the party.

Johnny Depp said....
[Edited 4/2/07 7:38am]

littlemissG said:

"girl ive loved you for years..." speaking 2 Negritaluvyu.

caught off guard she doesnt know what to say.....omg i....



prince in the bckground yelling "shut yo ass up!"..but nobody is paying attention 2 him
.
[Edited 4/2/07 4:34am]

Frustated, Prince goes to the mens' room. He checks himself in the mirror and notices his nose is just a bit shiny. He enters 911 on his beeper, and in seconds a team of make-up artist fix the problem. Prince picks up the vinyl record given to him minutes ago by an unknown fan. The record is by the late great artist....

littlemissG said:

rofl @ teh 911 beeper!~

/

The record is by the late great artist....tupac. its a bootleg of him sampling prince music. and just then prince turns to tamar and johnny depp and proclaims OMG...im gonna have a B.F!.....A BITCH FITTT!!!!!#@#$

Prince started jumping up and down, but not housequake style. He waved the record wildly while complainting about artist rights, then from the album cover a slip of folded paper fell out. Prince saw his name written on it in flowing script. Curious, he picked it up and read....

littlemissG said:

and read; "Dear Prince. Hope U like my record. I ain't dead U know. Been purifying myself in lake Minnetonka all these years. Watching my records sell like hotcakes. Can we do a duet? -Tupac"

Prince rips up the note and makes Vanity swallow the shreds.

Turning to leave, he is confronted at the door by none other than-

PurpleJedi said:

Ex dancer geneva a big "OH SHIT " look comes over princes face...and right behind her is whitney.....PRINCE.....

"Geneva! Good to see ya, still got that big of butt!" he says giving the ample rump a slap.

Geneva....
[Edited 4/5/07 10:54am]

Genva:Can we Dance?

Prince:

"Well there's only one place to go, but I warn you: You may never leave!"

The group then form a covoy to 3121.

They walk in with Prince leading the way. He instructs the staff to...

turn on all the smoke machines and dim the lights

and he starts to sing . "Scandalous"

Negritaluvyu said:

and he tries to wear the old outfit from the video.but it ends up look like TORE UP! suddenly whitney is LOLing like rickjames on chappelle show. and singing "someone plz call 911". prince doesnt take to kindly to her mocking.....but continues singing scandalous...

Prince goes blank for a moment then sings:

Shawty, shawty
She wearing her hair
She working them jeans
She talking that talk just l-l-like I like it
She keep it on and, popping
Shawty keep it on and popping
Ooh, oooh, ooh yeah

The Twinz inspired sing:

Shawty, shawty
We dance the dance
Hooked up with Prince to take a chance
He's talking l-l-like he'll take our careers and hype it
He'll do it and we be singing
Shawty we want to be singing
Ooh, oooh, ooh yeah

The next person to have a try is...

littlemissG

Shawty, shawty
Can't believe I'm in the party
My eyes see ya get all starry
LittlemissG when it's over will tell it
She 'll log on and be posting
Shawty I'll be on the org posting
Ooh, oooh, ooh yeah

The next to participate was....
[Edited 4/6/07 21:01pm]

SPOOKY ELECTRIC!
The room filled with the smell of brimstone and it was unbearably hot. Prince stopped playing and stood in shock.

Spooky: "I got a new song for you to sing! Bwaaa HaHaHAHAHAH...."

Nicole jumped up

"bump all of that!i got a new song"

everyone stoop up and shouted "its electric!!"

everyone starts to do the electric slide and prince yells

"The Slide! That's old let me show you how, how to....uh....WELL IT DON'T NEED NO NAME!!"

Prince took center stage grabbed his right knee while whirling his left arm in a wide circle. "Now Step!" he instructs, taking on step foward. He puts his hands on the nearest person and ....

accidentally pushed them down

"oops!learn how to walk bwoy!"

suddenly chris brown appears

Negritaluvyu said:

and says u seen Negritaluvyu? cause i need to talk to her.


just then a limo is waiting for all of them to take them to...

Christopher said:

Negritaluvyu appears , "HI!" and runs and jumps on Prince

Prince is stunned by the ambush and nailed to the floor by Negritaluvyu.

Vanity: "I think she's a nasty girl!"

Prince is unable to yell for help because his fam's tongue is down his throat and he can't signal because he's trying to keep her from ripping his clothes off. Prince isn't doing well at the latter.

Chris Brown: "Hey, that's my woman!"
Chris tries unsuccessfully to pull Negritaluvyu off Prince himself, so he pleads with the crowd to help. Together they restain his avid fam, however Prince is now naked.

Prince says.....
[Edited 4/10/07 16:21pm]