I keep hearing people talk about Prince not believing in using toilet paper. Is this just some joke or did he really say this? And if it is true, when did he say it. I just seems weird for Prince to say something like, "Yeah I don't use toilet paper, but I use baby wipes every now and then." Anybody know??

Really now....
So if he's not using TP, you're not gonna listen to his music anymore?
Why would anybody wanna get into his privates like that?

If you listen to the start of Baby I'm A Star backwards, he clearly says, "Toilet paper is bad. I don't use toilet paper...I don't believe in it". This is probably what you are talking about.

However, in another song, he talks about those moist baby wipes and how he likes those...I can't remember what song it is though.

wtf? Prince doesn't use toilet paper?
Not like i care, im more suprised people know this shit

he uses a soy based non scarring wipe.

GOTDAMN IT. People on this site have too many sticks up there asses. It's like I've been reading this board for quite some time now and it's like every other post has something negative in it. I mean, I didn't say shit about me not liking Prince's music or if it matters whether or not he uses toilet paper. Geez folks. Can't someone just ask a question without someone getting all assy. It's a mutha fucking question people. Damn! That's it. A fucking question. It's not that deep. If you don't have an answer to the question, why post? This forum is negative. I see why all my friends kept saying "Just say at Housequake, the org is full of whiners." I need to learn how to follow advice.

or, people are having fun and being silly - so dont take it personally, fro.

He uses baby wipes all the way

If that's true, I'm no longer a fan.

Seriously man, where did you hear that?

yet another dumbassed topic posted to this site. some of ya'll got too much time on your hands for you to take the time to contemplate and then actually post this type of garbage.

I think he just wipes his ass with $100 dollar bills!

Who needs toilet paper when you're Prince?

ok this really needs 2 stop...

and i have an idea as 2 how u generated this idea (not bashing or whatev...jus helping u out)
this was posted maybe about a month ago

and the idea or JOKE was that he doesnt wash his hands...then it snowballed into this
http://www.prince.org/msg...sg_1902026



it really shouldnt matter but maybe we can end this thread with this. There.

Let's say it together PADLOCK!

If and when this thread gets locked, let me end on a light note. By the way, insulted or not, this was a waste of




It really was. Bye!!

"People on this site have too many sticks up there asses."


Yes, but apparently some do not have enough toilet paper up said orifice.

violetorgangrinder said:

LOL

This thread should not be locked.

It's true that Prince does not wipe. He also goes commando... so when ya's wins those authentic assless pants off of Ebay, better wash the muthafukkas.

Thank you SammiJ for you comment. Thanks for not being an ass. But to other people, look don't think I'm too upset about this or anything, but it does irk me how people on this site feel that people can only ask or comment on certain things. Excuse the fuck outta me, but I can ask whatever the hell I feel like asking. If you think the question is stupid and doesn't matter then go find something else to do with your time besides bitching. It's really annoying and got old a long time ago. I mean, shit ok, so maybe whether or not Prince uses toilet paper isn't an issue that is so important in the world and lifechanging but neither are half of the other topics discussed here. WAKE THE FUCK UP! This is a fucking message board...there are plenty of better things that we can all be doing besides talking about Prince and what not. But that's the point, we can do whatever we want. So please remove the sticks from your asses. Please, cuz it's not cute. I really see why people don't like this site cuz of all the bitchiness and stuck up attitudes regarding what you can and can't discuss. I think I've learned my lesson, and I won't be posting much on here. No hard feeling to anyone. It's just ridiculous and I don't care to have much part in it...let me go comment on the starfish and coffee song. Hopefully no one will fucking bite my ass off about giving MY OPINION on that thread. Geez.

Doesn't he use a bidet?

Bidet, bidet, bidet...thats all, folks.

rockdafro said:

I DONT CARE.

When you're an eccentric artist-type person, you can wipe yer ass with whatever ya want.


As long as he's not using kittens, I don't really care

rockdafro said:

I see your point, 'fro. It is pretty fucked up that there's censorship in leisure forums these days. I've been there too. When I first got here I was genuinely curious as to know what nationality Prince was. Next thing I know, my thread is flooded with virtual death threats. So I know where you're coming from. I think everyone here's constricted in some way. It's no different from real life in that respect. Just relax a little, don't the take insults personally. No one here really knows you.

SweetTemptation said:

THat's cute

rockdafro said:

And I did not get pissy at you, im just suprised these things are known.
Sometimes you're gonna post things on these boards you'll live to regret, but who the hell cares as the other poster said, nobody here knows you, it's all in good fun.

this topics abit off.

Like the legendairy Beavis said... I need TP for my Bunghole

this thread is ridiculous, you don't have nothing better to ask? how many years do you have, ten?

A Paisley Park whistleblower revealed to me that he keeps a wicker basket of swan's necks next to the pan. The whole vegan thing was only a clever smokescreen to avoid prosecution from the Chanhassen authorities.