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Reply #120 posted 07/23/04 11:32am

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A weeping willow tree. "Awwwww.." Tito says in amazement. "It's just like that grandmother willow tree in Phocahontas." Prince smacks him upside the head. "We aint got no damn time for silly games." Prince yells at him. "I'm sorry but aren't you the one who is supposed 2 be enjoying the scenery??? Mr. Irresistable Bitch.." He sticks his tongue out at him. "I know I know I know..but..." he got cut off by Rick, who cries...."But it so bootyfull Pwince.." Prince looked at him in disgust. Rick started foaming from the mouth again. Ugh. "I think U need this again.." He handed Rick the handkerchief. "Thanks again dawg...I don't know Y this keep happenin...." Tito got out of the car 2 feel the fresh air. "BOY! GET BACK IN THE CAR!" Prince yelled. "Why?" Tito asked. "Because of that THING coming right towards you!" "What thing..." Tito asked....Prince replied.....
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Reply #121 posted 07/23/04 11:45am

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tearfully, "But, he could be Ben reincarnated." "Who the fuck is Ben?" asks Rick. "Remember Michael's pet mouse in the "Jacksons: The American Dream" TV Movie?" "No wonder your family hasn't accepted you into their evil organization," says Prince. "You're a cornball, fo' real, Man." "Why don't you kill it then, Mr. Irresitible Bitch?" crys Tito. "Man, I don't even eat meat, why would I kill on of Jehovah's creations....there, at least I have a better excuse you damn baby." "Fine! I'll do it!", yells Rick. With the rat killed, they continue on their mission until they encounter....


latoya jackson-again

"u 2 bitches r so dead,u made mikey cry" she said"an u tito,ur so grounded,wait til i tell joe bout what uve done"

"damn,she is a bitch" said prince

"tito,u get ur fat azz right here right now!" screeched latoya

"awww,please no,i wanna go on an adventure" sniffed tito

"hell no"replied latoya"an once im done wit u im so kickin that skinny black mf's azz"

"who,me?"sarcastily added prince

"ur azz is squirrel meat" she said

an wit that aaron carter an maulculy culkin came out from bhind her"u made micheal cry,thats not nice"they said monotmously

"man i need a nother round coke 4 this shit"rick said shakin his head

then latoya.....


turns to the two MJ croonies, "Attack them, and bring me Rick's belt and Prince's lacy pants. I have shirt that would go with them perfectly." Mac pulls out his knuchucks and Aaron whips out his Walkman complete with mini-speakers. "Oh, shit!", yells Rick. "The little bastard is playing his album for us." "Let's just hope he shows us some mercy," says Prince, "Maybe, he won't put on any Backstreet Boys shit...although that "Everybody" song is kinda tight...okay, focus, Prince." "LaToya, I'm waaant to go on the adventure," crys Tito, "You guys never let me go anywhere." "It's because your a cornball," says LaToya, "that's why we lock your ass in the basement." Prince and Rick point their fingers at Tito, laughing. "ATTACK!!!", yelled LaToya.....
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Reply #122 posted 07/23/04 11:50am

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MaquisVixen said:

A weeping willow tree. "Awwwww.." Tito says in amazement. "It's just like that grandmother willow tree in Phocahontas." Prince smacks him upside the head. "We aint got no damn time for silly games." Prince yells at him. "I'm sorry but aren't you the one who is supposed 2 be enjoying the scenery??? Mr. Irresistable Bitch.." He sticks his tongue out at him. "I know I know I know..but..." he got cut off by Rick, who cries...."But it so bootyfull Pwince.." Prince looked at him in disgust. Rick started foaming from the mouth again. Ugh. "I think U need this again.." He handed Rick the handkerchief. "Thanks again dawg...I don't know Y this keep happenin...." Tito got out of the car 2 feel the fresh air. "BOY! GET BACK IN THE CAR!" Prince yelled. "Why?" Tito asked. "Because of that THING coming right towards you!" "What thing..." Tito asked....Prince replied.....


"That security guard with the baton....he looks like that 'Whatcha' Talkin' 'bout, Willis?' kid." "That's not who that is. It's Webster," said Rick. "Actually, it's Bubbles," yells Tito. "I hate his ass, he's always stealing my socks and laughing at me...Damn you, you Damned Monkey," yells Tito. "OOOHHH, someone has some issues the need to seek help for," says Rick. Prince looks at Rick, laughing, "Damn Man, where did you find this guy. I thought you were funny, but he's a riot. You're foaming again." Prince hands Rick the handkerchief. "Man, if you have rabies, you'll have to sit in the back with the sockless wonder over there," says Prince. All of a sudden, Bubbles starts talking and says,....
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Reply #123 posted 07/23/04 11:53am

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he get's up and busts out the the 'wooden leg' dance, and he gets it all fonky. duh.
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Reply #124 posted 07/23/04 11:55am

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estelle1981 said:

hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:



latoya jackson-again

"u 2 bitches r so dead,u made mikey cry" she said"an u tito,ur so grounded,wait til i tell joe bout what uve done"

"damn,she is a bitch" said prince

"tito,u get ur fat azz right here right now!" screeched latoya

"awww,please no,i wanna go on an adventure" sniffed tito

"hell no"replied latoya"an once im done wit u im so kickin that skinny black mf's azz"

"who,me?"sarcastily added prince

"ur azz is squirrel meat" she said

an wit that aaron carter an maulculy culkin came out from bhind her"u made micheal cry,thats not nice"they said monotmously

"man i need a nother round coke 4 this shit"rick said shakin his head

then latoya.....


turns to the two MJ croonies, "Attack them, and bring me Rick's belt and Prince's lacy pants. I have shirt that would go with them perfectly." Mac pulls out his knuchucks and Aaron whips out his Walkman complete with mini-speakers. "Oh, shit!", yells Rick. "The little bastard is playing his album for us." "Let's just hope he shows us some mercy," says Prince, "Maybe, he won't put on any Backstreet Boys shit...although that "Everybody" song is kinda tight...okay, focus, Prince." "LaToya, I'm waaant to go on the adventure," crys Tito, "You guys never let me go anywhere." "It's because your a cornball," says LaToya, "that's why we lock your ass in the basement." Prince and Rick point their fingers at Tito, laughing. "ATTACK!!!", yelled LaToya.....


but not b4 a huge turntable falls inbetween them

"o shit,not him again"moaned prince

"mally an aaronny get them'yelled latoya

"jeezus christ those r awefull nicknames"rick stated while lighting his joint

"what the hell u doin rick!!!!????" yelped prince

"im havin me sum weed cuz i ran outta coke" he sighed while takin a breath outta the joint

the jackson disciples brought out there.....
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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Reply #125 posted 07/23/04 12:26pm

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turns to the two MJ croonies, "Attack them, and bring me Rick's belt and Prince's lacy pants. I have shirt that would go with them perfectly." Mac pulls out his knuchucks and Aaron whips out his Walkman complete with mini-speakers. "Oh, shit!", yells Rick. "The little bastard is playing his album for us." "Let's just hope he shows us some mercy," says Prince, "Maybe, he won't put on any Backstreet Boys shit...although that "Everybody" song is kinda tight...okay, focus, Prince." "LaToya, I'm waaant to go on the adventure," crys Tito, "You guys never let me go anywhere." "It's because your a cornball," says LaToya, "that's why we lock your ass in the basement." Prince and Rick point their fingers at Tito, laughing. "ATTACK!!!", yelled LaToya.....


but not b4 a huge turntable falls inbetween them

"o shit,not him again"moaned prince

"mally an aaronny get them'yelled latoya

"jeezus christ those r awefull nicknames"rick stated while lighting his joint

"what the hell u doin rick!!!!????" yelped prince

"im havin me sum weed cuz i ran outta coke" he sighed while takin a breath outta the joint

the jackson disciples brought out there.....


matching MJ sequin gloves. "HEHEHE!", they holler. "Man, this is really sad," says Prince. "Like you don't have that damn 'OHHAHHWHOO' yell when you get ready to do something you think is exciting," says Rick. "Better than you pulling out that damned spliff and the crack pipe....plus, i hated those damned braids you used to sport." "Oh, I know you ain't talking shit about my 'dos you fucking hobbit....I saw the "Diamonds and Pearls" video collection." "How many times must I tell you that that wasn't me you Ass! It was Symbolo, ya know, my evil twin." "Oh, right," says Rick, "almost forgot. Man, you started the argument." "Well, you two need to finish it unless we want to have our asses kicked by the male Olsen Twins", says Tito. The fight commences....
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 12:27:35 2004 by estelle1981]
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Reply #126 posted 07/23/04 12:59pm

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Man, gotta jet. You guys are fabulous. I was trying to make it to where P. Diddy was the helicopter man/mastermind in the end, but I like the evil twin idea. wink Looking forward to more plot twists, if the story continues.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 12:59:54 2004 by estelle1981]
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Reply #127 posted 07/23/04 1:32pm

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man this is fuckin hilarious!! the evil twin thing..pure genious! shit wish it were true it would explain ALOT. lol. somebody need to put all a this 2 gether. on one page.
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Reply #128 posted 07/23/04 4:14pm

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estelle1981 said:

hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:



but not b4 a huge turntable falls inbetween them

"o shit,not him again"moaned prince

"mally an aaronny get them'yelled latoya

"jeezus christ those r awefull nicknames"rick stated while lighting his joint

"what the hell u doin rick!!!!????" yelped prince

"im havin me sum weed cuz i ran outta coke" he sighed while takin a breath outta the joint

the jackson disciples brought out there.....


matching MJ sequin gloves. "HEHEHE!", they holler. "Man, this is really sad," says Prince. "Like you don't have that damn 'OHHAHHWHOO' yell when you get ready to do something you think is exciting," says Rick. "Better than you pulling out that damned spliff and the crack pipe....plus, i hated those damned braids you used to sport." "Oh, I know you ain't talking shit about my 'dos you fucking hobbit....I saw the "Diamonds and Pearls" video collection." "How many times must I tell you that that wasn't me you Ass! It was Symbolo, ya know, my evil twin." "Oh, right," says Rick, "almost forgot. Man, you started the argument." "Well, you two need to finish it unless we want to have our asses kicked by the male Olsen Twins", says Tito. The fight commences....
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 12:27:35 2004 by estelle1981]


but prince thinks quickly,remembering sumthing.....

"wait! rick lemme c ur sell phone" said prince

"i thought u didnt blieve in cell phone"rick replied gruffly

"yes,but only cuz if i get 1,ill have every 1 of my stalkers callin me @ 12:01,so thats really y"

"o ok,here it is" said rick as he pulled out a old nokia

"thanx" prince dialed the digits"ah,hello,olsen twins....."
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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Reply #129 posted 07/23/04 5:09pm

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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:

estelle1981 said:



matching MJ sequin gloves. "HEHEHE!", they holler. "Man, this is really sad," says Prince. "Like you don't have that damn 'OHHAHHWHOO' yell when you get ready to do something you think is exciting," says Rick. "Better than you pulling out that damned spliff and the crack pipe....plus, i hated those damned braids you used to sport." "Oh, I know you ain't talking shit about my 'dos you fucking hobbit....I saw the "Diamonds and Pearls" video collection." "How many times must I tell you that that wasn't me you Ass! It was Symbolo, ya know, my evil twin." "Oh, right," says Rick, "almost forgot. Man, you started the argument." "Well, you two need to finish it unless we want to have our asses kicked by the male Olsen Twins", says Tito. The fight commences....
[This message was edited Fri Jul 23 12:27:35 2004 by estelle1981]


but prince thinks quickly,remembering sumthing.....

"wait! rick lemme c ur sell phone" said prince

"i thought u didnt blieve in cell phone"rick replied gruffly

"yes,but only cuz if i get 1,ill have every 1 of my stalkers callin me @ 12:01,so thats really y"

"o ok,here it is" said rick as he pulled out a old nokia

"thanx" prince dialed the digits"ah,hello,olsen twins....."


.....hey prince whats up? replies ashley olsen

i need ur help.

with what?


we're @ neverland and aaron carter and macuuly culkin r trynna kill us!

o my god! i'll b right there!

thanx. says prince

and right there she was as soon as prince hung up ashley was standin right n front of him n full conbat gear.

wow that was fast, said prince

yea. i took the ufo 9000 its really fast, said ashley

wheres the other bitch...whats her name..uuhhh...Mary Kate? said rick

o shes n rehab....shes stopped craving human flesh..we got her there n time tho...so where r the little fuckers!?

uhhh right bhind u! said prince.

ashley went from cute lil girl n2 ugly alien...and the fight to end all fights started!

time 2 die! home alone sucked and aaron oh aaron makes my flesh crawl! said ashley n a darth vador voice..

oh shit! say maculy and aaron n unison.....
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Reply #130 posted 07/23/04 5:16pm

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Moonwalkbjrain said:

hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:



but prince thinks quickly,remembering sumthing.....

"wait! rick lemme c ur sell phone" said prince

"i thought u didnt blieve in cell phone"rick replied gruffly

"yes,but only cuz if i get 1,ill have every 1 of my stalkers callin me @ 12:01,so thats really y"

"o ok,here it is" said rick as he pulled out a old nokia

"thanx" prince dialed the digits"ah,hello,olsen twins....."


.....hey prince whats up? replies ashley olsen

i need ur help.

with what?


we're @ neverland and aaron carter and macuuly culkin r trynna kill us!

o my god! i'll b right there!

thanx. says prince

and right there she was as soon as prince hung up ashley was standin right n front of him n full conbat gear.

wow that was fast, said prince

yea. i took the ufo 9000 its really fast, said ashley

wheres the other bitch...whats her name..uuhhh...Mary Kate? said rick

o shes n rehab....shes stopped craving human flesh..we got her there n time tho...so where r the little fuckers!?

uhhh right bhind u! said prince.

ashley went from cute lil girl n2 ugly alien...and the fight to end all fights started!

time 2 die! home alone sucked and aaron oh aaron makes my flesh crawl! said ashley n a darth vador voice..

oh shit! say maculy and aaron n unison.....


an both screemed"holy mother of micheal!!!!!" as ashley took out a huge bazzuka like gun an aimed it @ em

"make my day,lil mother fuggas"

SPLAT! an nasty green stuff xploded all over them

"gawd i always wanted 2 say that" ashley said

"alright take care girl,an tell ur sis i said get better soon"said prince

then.....
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Reply #131 posted 07/23/04 7:58pm

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I've come to realize that LaToya Jackons is invincible.
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Reply #132 posted 07/23/04 9:33pm

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AsianBomb777 said:

I've come to realize that LaToya Jackons is invincible.

falloff We will never see the end of her. We have 2 come 2 a point where the story ends...It's really juicy, fun and creative. But it has gone into some crazy ass directions...lol Just enough 2 suite my psycho needs.
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Reply #133 posted 07/23/04 9:44pm

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MaquisVixen said:

AsianBomb777 said:

I've come to realize that LaToya Jackons is invincible.

falloff We will never see the end of her. We have 2 come 2 a point where the story ends...It's really juicy, fun and creative. But it has gone into some crazy ass directions...lol Just enough 2 suite my psycho needs.



yup,but i wont ruin the surprise mr.green cuz its a surprise,the end razz
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Reply #134 posted 07/24/04 9:08am

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what happened 2 the thread? sad
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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Reply #135 posted 07/24/04 7:58pm

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what happened 2 the thread? sad


We're doing the prequel.


If you'd like, you can start the "Part 2" on a seperate thread. I've had a really busy weekend so haven't been on much.
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Reply #136 posted 07/26/04 9:58pm

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Morris was decked out to the nines in country-chic attire. He was wearing a tight sleeveless half-shirt, Combat boots, red suspenders, and a tight fitting pair of tough skins so as to show off his Clorine Bacon Skin.

It was a majestic scene, Morris in his nasty little outfit looking like a cross between El DeBarge, Zoro, and Barbara Streisand, with the sun to his back and the green mountains of Costa Rica as his backdrop.

“It’s about time”, Morris explained, as he started hitting his right fist in to his open left hand as if gesturing for a fight.

“It’s about time, I said”, Morris reiterated in an intensified tone, as he started shaking his hips, and blowing the strands of greasy curls as if to uncover his left eye from the mass of hair that semi-hid it.

“That U and me had a dance off.”

Suddenly as if the music was being piped in from some strange backdrop, a tune started to play, and Larry, Justin, and Joe fell behind Morris rank and file shaking their hips as well.

“Dayum, that’s gay looking, thought Prince.” “Now I know how all those people felt when they saw the cover of LoveSexy.”

It was at that moment Prince realized that he was about to find himself in a one against a gang dance off, even though his left leg—still freshly sewn back onto him lacked feeling and responsiveness. And to up tension even more the tune Morris had chosen was….


...
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Reply #137 posted 07/27/04 6:17pm

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THanks everyone for participating.
It will take me a while to compile.
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