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Reply #90 posted 07/22/04 7:13pm

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MaquisVixen said:

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but wait sumthing felt greatly amiss.....


where r the rest of the jacksons

"not 2 worry" said micheal,"theyll b joining us soon enough"

"ok" prince said caustiously


then bhind him came.....

LaToya! From out of nowhere!
"I thought you...you...you were supposed 2 be dead!" Shrieked Prince.
LaToya cackled. "Look at my face. I AM dead Prince."
Michael joined in on the evil laughter when Rick James almost.....


joined in,but relized who side he supposed 2 b on,an whispered 2 prince:"dont worry theres a ackway-bay ehind-bay me"

"wtf u sayin"replied prince

(meanwhile latoya an micheal kepp on sinister laughin)

"theres a fuggin backway bhind me,bitch"shouted rick james

now the jackson twins stopped laughin an say.....
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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Reply #91 posted 07/22/04 7:15pm

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Me and some of the others who contributed MAJORLY 2 this story deserve MAJOR credit..lol
It's hard 2 think of funny things on a whim and see how people will react.



I agree you and Darknight really kept the fire going for a while there. It's funny how even though the story makes no damned sense, it still has developed a life of its own.

I'll have to compile it this weekend if I have time. It'll probably make even less sense without the posts to show the thought patterns and how the evolved though.

SHould it be a trilogy? Maybe we should start some type of sitcomm plot script. Hell, I don't know--I get bored like that.
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Reply #92 posted 07/22/04 7:15pm

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Yes, I was expecting a few plot contributions, but this..this is astounding. It's like NPG Dungeons & Draggins or something.

Just think..if it were this instead of GB would U have went 2 see it more than ONCE? lol



i have yet 2 c GB mr.green o well

i think we should vote,if we want 2 end it now,or keep on
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Reply #93 posted 07/22/04 7:16pm

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MaquisVixen said:


LaToya! From out of nowhere!
"I thought you...you...you were supposed 2 be dead!" Shrieked Prince.
LaToya cackled. "Look at my face. I AM dead Prince."
Michael joined in on the evil laughter when Rick James almost.....


joined in,but relized who side he supposed 2 b on,an whispered 2 prince:"dont worry theres a ackway-bay ehind-bay me"

"wtf u sayin"replied prince

(meanwhile latoya an micheal kepp on sinister laughin)

"theres a fuggin backway bhind me,bitch"shouted rick james

now the jackson twins stopped laughin an say.....

LMFAO... Pig-Engish from Rick James. Oh lawdy.
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Reply #94 posted 07/22/04 7:18pm

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MaquisVixen said:


Just think..if it were this instead of GB would U have went 2 see it more than ONCE? lol



i have yet 2 c GB mr.green o well

i think we should vote,if we want 2 end it now,or keep on



I'll let yall decide that, but I do agree with MaquisVixen that ending it at Neverland Rach and picking up there would be great. I mean, it's more of a prison than having your leg amputated in an abandoned Costa Rican Hospital, me thinks.
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Reply #95 posted 07/22/04 7:18pm

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"No!" LaToya yelled. She stopped laughing.
She looked at Prince.
"I'm hungry Michael, aren't you?" She questioned looking at him.
"Why yes, how nice of you 2 suggest a meal LaToya." Michael smiled.
Prince looked at Rick, then at LaToya, who smiled evily towards him.

Prince almost shit his pants.

"Oh my fucking god." He whispered.

Rick had no idea what the hell was going on until LaToya and Michael started 2 walk towards them.

Prince screamed and flew into the corner. LaToya cackled evily " evillol Awww....I think we scared the wittle man.." She teased.

Michael just laughed.

"I want U for barbeque." LaToya told Prince...

He then....
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Reply #96 posted 07/22/04 7:21pm

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i have yet 2 c GB mr.green o well

i think we should vote,if we want 2 end it now,or keep on



I'll let yall decide that, but I do agree with MaquisVixen that ending it at Neverland Rach and picking up there would be great. I mean, it's more of a prison than having your leg amputated in an abandoned Costa Rican Hospital, me thinks.

Yeah, and all the stuff we wrote afterwords should be in the sequel. U need 2 put it all together in one big sotry without the excess convo. I wanna see it!
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Reply #97 posted 07/22/04 7:24pm

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AsianBomb777 said:




I'll let yall decide that, but I do agree with MaquisVixen that ending it at Neverland Rach and picking up there would be great. I mean, it's more of a prison than having your leg amputated in an abandoned Costa Rican Hospital, me thinks.

Yeah, and all the stuff we wrote afterwords should be in the sequel. U need 2 put it all together in one big sotry without the excess convo. I wanna see it!



All Agreed? I'll agree.

I'm tired and will probably be going to bed shortly. If someone wants to start the second story, that's fine by me--but please ensure it starts off at neverland ranch and has some build up. In other words, even though its a sequel It should have enough background to it to not require the original.
THat is if someone wants to tackle starting the next chapter.
This has been hillarious. I really found myself laughing out loud several times.
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Reply #98 posted 07/22/04 7:26pm

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"No!" LaToya yelled. She stopped laughing.
She looked at Prince.
"I'm hungry Michael, aren't you?" She questioned looking at him.
"Why yes, how nice of you 2 suggest a meal LaToya." Michael smiled.
Prince looked at Rick, then at LaToya, who smiled evily towards him.

Prince almost shit his pants.

"Oh my fucking god." He whispered.

Rick had no idea what the hell was going on until LaToya and Michael started 2 walk towards them.

Prince screamed and flew into the corner. LaToya cackled evily " evillol Awww....I think we scared the wittle man.." She teased.

Michael just laughed.

"I want U for barbeque." LaToya told Prince...

He then....


rick james happens 2 find a hand grenade in his pocket,he pops it an throws it @ em,"yall hungry?,eat this bitches!" an he runs toward the backway


prince cing his chance dodges the jackson an runs out bhind rick,who shut the door bhind him,prince looked around they were in a long hallway wit lil pics of boys on em. creepy,but safe from the jackson twins.


"whew,dat shit was close,an u must b high or sumthin cuz u cant make up smart ass comments no more"said prince

"yea,i knew that barrel of coke was spiked"rick sighed

"oh shit" yelped prince

"oh shit what?"rick questioned

"holy fuck shit its tito!!!!!"screamed prince.....
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Reply #99 posted 07/22/04 7:28pm

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AsianBomb777 said:

MaquisVixen said:


Yeah, and all the stuff we wrote afterwords should be in the sequel. U need 2 put it all together in one big sotry without the excess convo. I wanna see it!



All Agreed? I'll agree.

I'm tired and will probably be going to bed shortly. If someone wants to start the second story, that's fine by me--but please ensure it starts off at neverland ranch and has some build up. In other words, even though its a sequel It should have enough background to it to not require the original.
THat is if someone wants to tackle starting the next chapter.
This has been hillarious. I really found myself laughing out loud several times.



this is freakin great,i bet we can give jk rowling a run 4 her money mr.green

but yea anything after neverland is sequel biggrin agreed
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Reply #100 posted 07/22/04 7:30pm

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Rick looked over.
"Oh heyyy Tito!" They exchanged some friendly skin and huged one another.
Prince looked at them both in disbelief. "No Rick...Rick! It's the enemy!" He squeled and ran back into the corner thinking that Rick could be on the Jackson's side...
He grew angry and jumped on Ricks back taking him down 2 the ground. Rick rolled on top of him and stared him into the eyes. Prince screamed in agony and heard a couple of ribs crack. Rick just stared at him. "GET OFFA ME U DUMB FUC!" Prince screamed in pain as Rick got off of him. "GREAT! NOW IM GONNA HAVE 2 GO BAC 2 THAT HOSPITOL IN COSTA RICO!!!"
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Reply #101 posted 07/22/04 7:37pm

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Rick looked over.
"Oh heyyy Tito!" They exchanged some friendly skin and huged one another.
Prince looked at them both in disbelief. "No Rick...Rick! It's the enemy!" He squeled and ran back into the corner thinking that Rick could be on the Jackson's side...
He grew angry and jumped on Ricks back taking him down 2 the ground. Rick rolled on top of him and stared him into the eyes. Prince screamed in agony and heard a couple of ribs crack. Rick just stared at him. "GET OFFA ME U DUMB FUC!" Prince screamed in pain as Rick got off of him. "GREAT! NOW IM GONNA HAVE 2 GO BAC 2 THAT HOSPITOL IN COSTA RICO!!!"


"bs"said tito"theres a hospital here in neverland 4 lil boy"


"o fuck naw"yelled prince"id fuck paris hilton then b here,in this hell hole any longer!"

"prince,tito is our friend,he wouldnt hurt a rattlesnake"said rick

"bull fuck an u his friend an he.....jackson.....evil.....mad.....crazy.....azzes"prince trailed off,he noticed sum of the ribs rick broke had peirced him thru an thru....."crap....."

then prince blacked out an rick.....
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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Reply #102 posted 07/22/04 7:40pm

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MaquisVixen said:

Rick looked over.
"Oh heyyy Tito!" They exchanged some friendly skin and huged one another.
Prince looked at them both in disbelief. "No Rick...Rick! It's the enemy!" He squeled and ran back into the corner thinking that Rick could be on the Jackson's side...
He grew angry and jumped on Ricks back taking him down 2 the ground. Rick rolled on top of him and stared him into the eyes. Prince screamed in agony and heard a couple of ribs crack. Rick just stared at him. "GET OFFA ME U DUMB FUC!" Prince screamed in pain as Rick got off of him. "GREAT! NOW IM GONNA HAVE 2 GO BAC 2 THAT HOSPITOL IN COSTA RICO!!!"


"bs"said tito"theres a hospital here in neverland 4 lil boy"


"o fuck naw"yelled prince"id fuck paris hilton then b here,in this hell hole any longer!"

"prince,tito is our friend,he wouldnt hurt a rattlesnake"said rick

"bull fuck an u his friend an he.....jackson.....evil.....mad.....crazy.....azzes"prince trailed off,he noticed sum of the ribs rick broke had peirced him thru an thru....."crap....."

then prince blacked out an rick.....


LMAO. WHat is this, the deleted scenes?
I can't stop laughing. This really is addictive.
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Reply #103 posted 07/22/04 7:41pm

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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:



"bs"said tito"theres a hospital here in neverland 4 lil boy"


"o fuck naw"yelled prince"id fuck paris hilton then b here,in this hell hole any longer!"

"prince,tito is our friend,he wouldnt hurt a rattlesnake"said rick

"bull fuck an u his friend an he.....jackson.....evil.....mad.....crazy.....azzes"prince trailed off,he noticed sum of the ribs rick broke had peirced him thru an thru....."crap....."

then prince blacked out an rick.....


LMAO. WHat is this, the deleted scenes?
I can't stop laughing. This really is addictive.


naw its pt 2 biggrin
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Reply #104 posted 07/22/04 7:42pm

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HAHAHAHA It's been reel yawl..I gotta go. I'll check back in later.
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Reply #105 posted 07/22/04 7:44pm

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MaquisVixen said:

HAHAHAHA It's been reel yawl..I gotta go. I'll check back in later.


byz c u 2marrow
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Reply #106 posted 07/22/04 7:50pm

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any1 else wanna play? mr.green
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Reply #107 posted 07/22/04 7:51pm

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any1 else wanna play? mr.green


To keep this one from Rambing, I started the "Prince--A Short Prequel page"

It seems to go in spurts with tons of contributions in a short time frame, then hours of quiet.
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Reply #108 posted 07/22/04 8:00pm

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AsianBomb777 said:

hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:

any1 else wanna play? mr.green


To keep this one from Rambing, I started the "Prince--A Short Prequel page"

It seems to go in spurts with tons of contributions in a short time frame, then hours of quiet.



ah thanx,yea ill work on that 1 4 awhile,but this 1s 2 good 2 leave by itself biggrin
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Reply #109 posted 07/22/04 8:18pm

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well im goin 2 bed,til then razz
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Reply #110 posted 07/22/04 8:51pm

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well im goin 2 bed,til then razz

It's getting juicy. Maybe we should add the "Deleted Scenes" or an afterward about everything that happened inbetween...lol
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Reply #111 posted 07/23/04 8:08am

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MaquisVixen said:

Rick looked over.
"Oh heyyy Tito!" They exchanged some friendly skin and huged one another.
Prince looked at them both in disbelief. "No Rick...Rick! It's the enemy!" He squeled and ran back into the corner thinking that Rick could be on the Jackson's side...
He grew angry and jumped on Ricks back taking him down 2 the ground. Rick rolled on top of him and stared him into the eyes. Prince screamed in agony and heard a couple of ribs crack. Rick just stared at him. "GET OFFA ME U DUMB FUC!" Prince screamed in pain as Rick got off of him. "GREAT! NOW IM GONNA HAVE 2 GO BAC 2 THAT HOSPITOL IN COSTA RICO!!!"


"bs"said tito"theres a hospital here in neverland 4 lil boy"


"o fuck naw"yelled prince"id fuck paris hilton then b here,in this hell hole any longer!"

"prince,tito is our friend,he wouldnt hurt a rattlesnake"said rick

"bull fuck an u his friend an he.....jackson.....evil.....mad.....crazy.....azzes"prince trailed off,he noticed sum of the ribs rick broke had peirced him thru an thru....."crap....."

then prince blacked out an rick.....


looked over at Tito and said, "Tito, Prince should know that you ain't like the others. You didn't have a hit album or a Playboy spread, so you escaped the Jackson curse....you and Rebbie." "C'mon Rick, let's get him to the hospital." Prince awakes in a hospital bed that's smaller than usual, but hey, it's a little boy's hospital, and Prince ain't exactly tall. "Where am I?" Prince mumbles. "You're in the Neverland Hospital," says Tito. "AAAGGHH!" Prince yells. "A Jackson!" He grabs his bed pan and swings it at Tito's dome, but misses. "Oh, Damn!" "Prince, it's okay," says Rick, rushing in. "Tito is our friend. He wants to rid the world of Michael's many 'Greatest Hits' albums and prevent LaToya from putting her naked ass on any more magazines....he's one of us." "And, I'm supposed to believe you," says Prince. Rick rolls his eyes and says, "Now how many times must I say this, okay, one more time." Rick slaps Prince and says, "Because I'm Rick James, Bitch! I don't make up stories or lies...plus I'm too high to lie." Prince thinks about it and says, "Okay Rick, I believe you, but we have to get out of here." Prince, Tito, and Rick leave the Neverland Hospital and start wandering around the property. "I want to ride the Ferris Wheel," Rick says, jumping up and down like a 4-year old. Prince back hands him, "Fool, bring your ass on!" They look up in the sky and notice that the turntable-dropping helicopter is back. "Run!" yells Prince, "Unless you want a free turntable." They start to run, but a voice comes from the helicopter. "I'm not who you think I am. I'm something that you'll never understand. I'm sooo much more. I'm everybody!!! I ain't going nowhere!!!!" the voice yells. "I want you to join me or die. I'll give you time to decide your fate." Prince stops running, "That voice sounds soo familiar and what's with the borrowed beats he's playing in the background. Who the hell is that?" Rick and Tito stop running. Rick looks at Prince, "Prince, as many muthafuckas in the industry now that borrow beats, that could be anyone," says Rick. The helicopter flys away, borrowed beat disappearing into the distance. Prince scratches his chin, "I wonder.....
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Sorry, I had to continue the sequel. This reminds me of my childhood. We used to do those add-to-the-storie games. I'm getting all nostalgic over her. touched "Memories, of the way we were." Plus, it's funny and entertaining as all hell.
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Reply #113 posted 07/23/04 10:01am

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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:



"bs"said tito"theres a hospital here in neverland 4 lil boy"


"o fuck naw"yelled prince"id fuck paris hilton then b here,in this hell hole any longer!"

"prince,tito is our friend,he wouldnt hurt a rattlesnake"said rick

"bull fuck an u his friend an he.....jackson.....evil.....mad.....crazy.....azzes"prince trailed off,he noticed sum of the ribs rick broke had peirced him thru an thru....."crap....."

then prince blacked out an rick.....


looked over at Tito and said, "Tito, Prince should know that you ain't like the others. You didn't have a hit album or a Playboy spread, so you escaped the Jackson curse....you and Rebbie." "C'mon Rick, let's get him to the hospital." Prince awakes in a hospital bed that's smaller than usual, but hey, it's a little boy's hospital, and Prince ain't exactly tall. "Where am I?" Prince mumbles. "You're in the Neverland Hospital," says Tito. "AAAGGHH!" Prince yells. "A Jackson!" He grabs his bed pan and swings it at Tito's dome, but misses. "Oh, Damn!" "Prince, it's okay," says Rick, rushing in. "Tito is our friend. He wants to rid the world of Michael's many 'Greatest Hits' albums and prevent LaToya from putting her naked ass on any more magazines....he's one of us." "And, I'm supposed to believe you," says Prince. Rick rolls his eyes and says, "Now how many times must I say this, okay, one more time." Rick slaps Prince and says, "Because I'm Rick James, Bitch! I don't make up stories or lies...plus I'm too high to lie." Prince thinks about it and says, "Okay Rick, I believe you, but we have to get out of here." Prince, Tito, and Rick leave the Neverland Hospital and start wandering around the property. "I want to ride the Ferris Wheel," Rick says, jumping up and down like a 4-year old. Prince back hands him, "Fool, bring your ass on!" They look up in the sky and notice that the turntable-dropping helicopter is back. "Run!" yells Prince, "Unless you want a free turntable." They start to run, but a voice comes from the helicopter. "I'm not who you think I am. I'm something that you'll never understand. I'm sooo much more. I'm everybody!!! I ain't going nowhere!!!!" the voice yells. "I want you to join me or die. I'll give you time to decide your fate." Prince stops running, "That voice sounds soo familiar and what's with the borrowed beats he's playing in the background. Who the hell is that?" Rick and Tito stop running. Rick looks at Prince, "Prince, as many muthafuckas in the industry now that borrow beats, that could be anyone," says Rick. The helicopter flys away, borrowed beat disappearing into the distance. Prince scratches his chin, "I wonder.....

If that could be my evil twin!" He says. Rick looks at him in wonder..."Evil twin?!" He squels. "Yes!" prince yells. "Oh YAY!" He says sarcastically. "We already have you, we don't need another one of ya, 'specially if it's EVIL. I though you were evil enough.." He goes and pouts. "And I never got 2 ride the ferris wheel..." Prince just rools his eyes. "I'm serious, we could all be in danger, my evil twin once took out 40,000 people in one hit." He was exaggerating but only 2 get Rick and Tito going so they could avoid his evil twin. "Wait..." Tito says from behind him. "Hold it...evil TWIN?" "Yes." Prince responds. "Okay okay okay, lemme get this straight, you went through a phase in life...where U changed your name into a symbol, correct." He asks. Prince looked at him suspiciously and answeres. "Correct, but I wouldn't call it a phase..." Tito cut him off. "But from what I've read you don't have a twin that anybody knows of...correct?" Prince's mouth gapes. "Correct." Prince answeres. Rick hobbles over. "What all dis about son?" He asks Tito. "Hold on a minute.." He tells Rick. Rick just stands there with his blunt. "Prince...could this be your 'sybmbol' character coming back at you with a vengeance ever since you changed your name back 2 Prince?" Tito siad. He was beginning 2 sound as logical as Spock from Startrek. "Oh my god..." Prince whispered then he.....
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MaquisVixen said:

estelle1981 said:



looked over at Tito and said, "Tito, Prince should know that you ain't like the others. You didn't have a hit album or a Playboy spread, so you escaped the Jackson curse....you and Rebbie." "C'mon Rick, let's get him to the hospital." Prince awakes in a hospital bed that's smaller than usual, but hey, it's a little boy's hospital, and Prince ain't exactly tall. "Where am I?" Prince mumbles. "You're in the Neverland Hospital," says Tito. "AAAGGHH!" Prince yells. "A Jackson!" He grabs his bed pan and swings it at Tito's dome, but misses. "Oh, Damn!" "Prince, it's okay," says Rick, rushing in. "Tito is our friend. He wants to rid the world of Michael's many 'Greatest Hits' albums and prevent LaToya from putting her naked ass on any more magazines....he's one of us." "And, I'm supposed to believe you," says Prince. Rick rolls his eyes and says, "Now how many times must I say this, okay, one more time." Rick slaps Prince and says, "Because I'm Rick James, Bitch! I don't make up stories or lies...plus I'm too high to lie." Prince thinks about it and says, "Okay Rick, I believe you, but we have to get out of here." Prince, Tito, and Rick leave the Neverland Hospital and start wandering around the property. "I want to ride the Ferris Wheel," Rick says, jumping up and down like a 4-year old. Prince back hands him, "Fool, bring your ass on!" They look up in the sky and notice that the turntable-dropping helicopter is back. "Run!" yells Prince, "Unless you want a free turntable." They start to run, but a voice comes from the helicopter. "I'm not who you think I am. I'm something that you'll never understand. I'm sooo much more. I'm everybody!!! I ain't going nowhere!!!!" the voice yells. "I want you to join me or die. I'll give you time to decide your fate." Prince stops running, "That voice sounds soo familiar and what's with the borrowed beats he's playing in the background. Who the hell is that?" Rick and Tito stop running. Rick looks at Prince, "Prince, as many muthafuckas in the industry now that borrow beats, that could be anyone," says Rick. The helicopter flys away, borrowed beat disappearing into the distance. Prince scratches his chin, "I wonder.....

If that could be my evil twin!" He says. Rick looks at him in wonder..."Evil twin?!" He squels. "Yes!" prince yells. "Oh YAY!" He says sarcastically. "We already have you, we don't need another one of ya, 'specially if it's EVIL. I though you were evil enough.." He goes and pouts. "And I never got 2 ride the ferris wheel..." Prince just rools his eyes. "I'm serious, we could all be in danger, my evil twin once took out 40,000 people in one hit." He was exaggerating but only 2 get Rick and Tito going so they could avoid his evil twin. "Wait..." Tito says from behind him. "Hold it...evil TWIN?" "Yes." Prince responds. "Okay okay okay, lemme get this straight, you went through a phase in life...where U changed your name into a symbol, correct." He asks. Prince looked at him suspiciously and answeres. "Correct, but I wouldn't call it a phase..." Tito cut him off. "But from what I've read you don't have a twin that anybody knows of...correct?" Prince's mouth gapes. "Correct." Prince answeres. Rick hobbles over. "What all dis about son?" He asks Tito. "Hold on a minute.." He tells Rick. Rick just stands there with his blunt. "Prince...could this be your 'sybmbol' character coming back at you with a vengeance ever since you changed your name back 2 Prince?" Tito siad. He was beginning 2 sound as logical as Spock from Startrek. "Oh my god..." Prince whispered then he.....


put it all 2gether,retraced his steps in his mind.....

"when i wanted 2 get out of the deal wit warners,sum dude named m. manson,i met in a strip club told me i could ACTUALLY escape it....."he said

"so what?,hey dont go all shakespere on me,bitch" said rick

"i aint,an u know who shakespere is?" replied prince

"mayb"rick mumbled

"anyway,this dude said if he could 'barrow' a string of my hair,hell make a clone,a totally different person,so i can get outta contract. thing is the moment he came home wit me,that clone thing jumped me an locked me in the vault,til i was able 2 jump him a few years later"

"o thats y u looked so scrawny in the 90s" said tito

"yea,an he was the 1 that married mayte,fucked my career an then sum" repiled prince

rick thought 4 a moment "so then that means....."
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Reply #115 posted 07/23/04 10:35am

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...That you aren't who we think you are and the one we really all saw in the 90's was infact your evil twin...but we all thought it was you, and now we find out that it isn't really you and it is infact your evil twin??" Rick said. Both Tito and Prince looked at him "What?" They both said. "YOU ARE NOT PRINCE!" Rick said. "In the 90's anyways...so you are not, who you say and think you are." Prince looked at him...then it came 2 him. "No..." Rick looked at him menacingly. "So this whole time...?? This whole time it has been nothing but lies??!!" Rick almost screamed. "It's scary how much he's makin' sense, Prince." Tito said. "He has apoint." "Motherfucker!" Prince yelled. "Why can't you believe me?" He asked Rick and Tito. "I AM Prince, we BOTH are Prince....we are BOTH the SAME people but with TWO DIFFEREN'T identites...Can't U see that????" He bitch slapped Rick and he shook his head after the hard hit. "Ouch..." He said. "Oh hey man, what sup?" He asked Prince. "That's better." Prince nodded. Rick then said.....
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Reply #116 posted 07/23/04 10:52am

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"What did the dope man sell you?!?!" "What?!?!", said Prince. "Remember that dope man behind First Avenue. Prince rubs his chin, "OH, RIGHT!!! I thought the clone guy looked familiar. Well, we have to find Symbolo and beat his ass for locking me in that vault. I never realized how scary it was in there." "To the Jacksonmobile", yells Tito. Prince and Rick look at each other, "Oh Lord, these Jacksons got everything." Off they go to the Jacksonmobile....
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Reply #117 posted 07/23/04 11:01am

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estelle1981 said:

"What did the dope man sell you?!?!" "What?!?!", said Prince. "Remember that dope man behind First Avenue. Prince rubs his chin, "OH, RIGHT!!! I thought the clone guy looked familiar. Well, we have to find Symbolo and beat his ass for locking me in that vault. I never realized how scary it was in there." "To the Jacksonmobile", yells Tito. Prince and Rick look at each other, "Oh Lord, these Jacksons got everything." Off they go to the Jacksonmobile....

Tito starts humming the batman theme while the car is cruising at 60 miles an hour down the road. "Oh god." Rick says. Prince just rolls his eyes. "What?" Tito says. "It's the Jacksonmobile, not the Batmobile." Rick almost yella at him. "Oh...right." Tito then starts humming "Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground) While the car is cruising it comes 2 a screeching hault. "What?" Rick asks. "A rat." Tito says. "Oh my fucking god..." Prince says. "What? I don't kill animals." Tito said. "Well your gonna have 2 for us 2 get 2 our destination..." Rick said. Tito replied.....
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Reply #118 posted 07/23/04 11:07am

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MaquisVixen said:

estelle1981 said:

"What did the dope man sell you?!?!" "What?!?!", said Prince. "Remember that dope man behind First Avenue. Prince rubs his chin, "OH, RIGHT!!! I thought the clone guy looked familiar. Well, we have to find Symbolo and beat his ass for locking me in that vault. I never realized how scary it was in there." "To the Jacksonmobile", yells Tito. Prince and Rick look at each other, "Oh Lord, these Jacksons got everything." Off they go to the Jacksonmobile....

Tito starts humming the batman theme while the car is cruising at 60 miles an hour down the road. "Oh god." Rick says. Prince just rolls his eyes. "What?" Tito says. "It's the Jacksonmobile, not the Batmobile." Rick almost yella at him. "Oh...right." Tito then starts humming "Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground) While the car is cruising it comes 2 a screeching hault. "What?" Rick asks. "A rat." Tito says. "Oh my fucking god..." Prince says. "What? I don't kill animals." Tito said. "Well your gonna have 2 for us 2 get 2 our destination..." Rick said. Tito replied.....


tearfully, "But, he could be Ben reincarnated." "Who the fuck is Ben?" asks Rick. "Remember Michael's pet mouse in the "Jacksons: The American Dream" TV Movie?" "No wonder your family hasn't accepted you into their evil organization," says Prince. "You're a cornball, fo' real, Man." "Why don't you kill it then, Mr. Irresitible Bitch?" crys Tito. "Man, I don't even eat meat, why would I kill on of Jehovah's creations....there, at least I have a better excuse you damn baby." "Fine! I'll do it!", yells Rick. With the rat killed, they continue on their mission until they encounter....
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Reply #119 posted 07/23/04 11:29am

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estelle1981 said:

MaquisVixen said:


Tito starts humming the batman theme while the car is cruising at 60 miles an hour down the road. "Oh god." Rick says. Prince just rolls his eyes. "What?" Tito says. "It's the Jacksonmobile, not the Batmobile." Rick almost yella at him. "Oh...right." Tito then starts humming "Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground) While the car is cruising it comes 2 a screeching hault. "What?" Rick asks. "A rat." Tito says. "Oh my fucking god..." Prince says. "What? I don't kill animals." Tito said. "Well your gonna have 2 for us 2 get 2 our destination..." Rick said. Tito replied.....


tearfully, "But, he could be Ben reincarnated." "Who the fuck is Ben?" asks Rick. "Remember Michael's pet mouse in the "Jacksons: The American Dream" TV Movie?" "No wonder your family hasn't accepted you into their evil organization," says Prince. "You're a cornball, fo' real, Man." "Why don't you kill it then, Mr. Irresitible Bitch?" crys Tito. "Man, I don't even eat meat, why would I kill on of Jehovah's creations....there, at least I have a better excuse you damn baby." "Fine! I'll do it!", yells Rick. With the rat killed, they continue on their mission until they encounter....


latoya jackson-again

"u 2 bitches r so dead,u made mikey cry" she said"an u tito,ur so grounded,wait til i tell joe bout what uve done"

"damn,she is a bitch" said prince

"tito,u get ur fat azz right here right now!" screeched latoya

"awww,please no,i wanna go on an adventure" sniffed tito

"hell no"replied latoya"an once im done wit u im so kickin that skinny black mf's azz"

"who,me?"sarcastily added prince

"ur azz is squirrel meat" she said

an wit that aaron carter an maulculy culkin came out from bhind her"u made micheal cry,thats not nice"they said monotmously

"man i need a nother round coke 4 this shit"rick said shakin his head

then latoya.....
ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word.......
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