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PrintableAsianBomb777 said: “Alright, I’ve had enough of this f@cked up shit, “ Prince decries to the others around him. What in the hell is going on?
Janet walks up to Prince and says, “O.K. U want the truth? I’ll give U the truth”. She reached beneath her chin with her right arm and appeared to be pulling the skin from her chin upwards like peeling a tin can backwards, from the bottom of her face to her crown. By the time Prince realized that what she was really doing was pulling of her mask, the person originally masquerading as Janet Jackson ended up being someone completely different—It was Joe Jackson, the patriark that started the entire Jackson Dynasty. “Joe!” decried Rick “Joe!” decried Prince. “Joe!” decried Larry. “Joe?” asked Justin, “Joe?? Oh shit, I shagged yo ass in Paris thinking U was Janet? I’m goanna be sick. Oh Lawd, I thought that bulge I was feeling down there just meant you had a big ass public mound”. He fell to his knees and began to convulse. Bwwwahaha ha ha ha Joe’s sinister laugher could be heard echoing through the catacombs of Costa Rica’s majestic cliffs. It was at that moment that… .. [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 15:25:12 2004 by AsianBomb777] A big explosion was heard from behind Prince. "What the....??!!" He yelled. Rick was sitting there, all black a joint in his mouth. A big smile plastered on his face. Prince looked at him in disbelief. Rick laughed giddily. "How many cups of sugar does it take 2 get 2 the moon?" Prince looked at him and when no answer was forthcoming Rick asked him again. "2 and a half?" Prince suggested. Rick laughed and passed out It was then that Prince..... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 15:28:37 2004 by MaquisVixen] yay | |
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"Hell be fine, " Joe explained as they watch Rick crawl up into a fetal position.
"It's U that I'm worried about, Prince." "Me?", Prince flailed listhlessly, "U're the one who started this mess! U should worry about Ur own ass!" "Now Prince, calm down" Larry said excercising his Jevohatastic mediation skills. "But He's betrayed Justin, He's betrayed you, and He's lied to me! THat just aint right!", Prince screamed, "It JUST AINT RIGHT!! IT"S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!! WRONG!! WRONG!!" "Hey, I'm not the one who released Graffiti Bridge!" "Dayum, brotha has a point," Larry said. "WHy have U come here, Joe?" Prince sniffled while burying his face in Larry shoulder. ... | |
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AsianBomb777 said: "Hell be fine, " Joe explained as they watch Rick crawl up into a fetal position.
"It's U that I'm worried about, Prince." "Me?", Prince flailed listhlessly, "U're the one who started this mess! U should worry about Ur own ass!" "Now Prince, calm down" Larry said excercising his Jevohatastic mediation skills. "But He's betrayed Justin, He's betrayed you, and He's lied to me! THat just aint right!", Prince screamed, "It JUST AINT RIGHT!! IT"S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!! WRONG!! WRONG!!" "Hey, I'm not the one who released Graffiti Bridge!" "Dayum, brotha has a point," Larry said. "WHy have U come here, Joe?" Prince sniffled while burying his face in Larry shoulder. ... "I have come 2 let our people go." Joe stated matter o' factly. "NO!" Prince screamed. "U R the one who told me I shouldn't have released Graffitti Bridge!" He sniffled...and burried his head further into Larry's shoulder. "I need your help Prince, NOW more than ever. It's ur time..." "My Time for what!" "My time!" All the sudden Morris Day re-appears out of nowhere.... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 15:46:30 2004 by MaquisVixen] yay | |
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Morris was decked out to the nines in country-chic attire. He was wearing a tight sleeveless half-shirt, Combat boots, red suspenders, and a tight fitting pair of tough skins so as to show off his Clorine Bacon Skin.
It was a majestic scene, Morris in his nasty little outfit looking like a cross between El DeBarge, Zoro, and Barbara Streisand, with the sun to his back and the green mountains of Costa Rica as his backdrop. “It’s about time”, Morris explained, as he started hitting his right fist in to his open left hand as if gesturing for a fight. “It’s about time, I said”, Morris reiterated in an intensified tone, as he started shaking his hips, and blowing the strands of greasy curls as if to uncover his left eye from the mass of hair that semi-hid it. “That U and me had a dance off.” Suddenly as if the music was being piped in from some strange backdrop, a tune started to play, and Larry, Justin, and Joe fell behind Morris rank and file shaking their hips as well. “Dayum, that’s gay looking, thought Prince.” “Now I know how all those people felt when they saw the cover of LoveSexy.” It was at that moment Prince realized that he was about to find himself in a one against a gang dance off, even though his left leg—still freshly sewn back onto him lacked feeling and responsiveness. And to up tension even more the tune Morris had chosen was…. ... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 16:16:22 2004 by AsianBomb777] | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Morris was decked out to the nines in country-chic attire. He was wearing a tight sleeveless half-shirt, Combat boots, red suspenders, and a tight fitting pair of tough skins so as to show off his Clorine Bacon Skin.
It was a majestic scene, Morris in his nasty little outfit looking like a cross between El DeBarge, Zoro, and Barbara Streisand, with the sun to his back and the green mountains of Costa Rica as his backdrop. “It’s about time”, Morris explained, as he started hitting his right fist in to his open left hand as if gesturing for a fight. “It’s about time, I said”, Morris reiterated in an intensified tone, as he started shaking his hips, and blowing the strands of greasy curls as if to uncover his left eye from the mass of hair that semi-hid it. “That U and me had a dance off.” Suddenly as if the music was being piped in from some strange backdrop, a tune started to play, and Larry, Justin, and Joe fell behind Morris rank and file shaking their hips as well. “Dayum, that’s gay looking, thought Prince.” “Now I know how all those people felt when they saw the cover of LoveSexy.” It was at that moment Prince realized that he was about to find himself in a one against a gang dance off, even though his left leg—still freshly sewn back onto him lacked feeling and responsiveness. And to up tension even more the tune Morris had chosen was…. ... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 16:16:22 2004 by AsianBomb777] Snaps "Rhythm Is A Dancer" [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 16:17:35 2004 by MaquisVixen] yay | |
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MaquisVixen said Snaps "Rhythm Is A Dancer" [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 16:17:35 2004 by MaquisVixen] LMAO. This story has gone in directions I could never have imagined. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: MaquisVixen said Snaps "Rhythm Is A Dancer" [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 16:17:35 2004 by MaquisVixen] LMAO. This story has gone in directions I could never have imagined. When we finish ur gonna have 2 post the whole thing...I'm crying over here. yay | |
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Just as the song started playing Prince looked up at Morris.
They both stared at each other like in an old western. Prince gave Morris a half smile then jumped on the ground and started doing the worm. yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: AsianBomb777 said: MaquisVixen said
LMAO. This story has gone in directions I could never have imagined. When we finish ur gonna have 2 post the whole thing...I'm crying over here. Yup. I gotta go to the gym, so I'll check this in a few hours. If somebody chooses to end a story, Just make sure Prince doesn't die at the end of it. It would ruin any chance for a sequel. | |
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Morris, being who he was, tried 2 copy exactly what prince was doing.
Not able 2 do it, he fell flat on his face into a heaping pile of Rick James' shit, "Whoopsies!" Rick said apologetically. Morris screamed at him. "Muthafucka!" Prince cackled. "I win again..." And then suddenly... yay | |
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morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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This is just too funny  "Love God" | |
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Moonwalkbjrain said: morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... "No! No!" He screamed. "Let me go, let me go.I'm sorry. I'll be good. This time I promise love is more important than sex. Now I understand. I have 2 go now.I don't know when I'll return. Good-bye..." And then he withered away into the distance... yay | |
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Moonwalkbjrain said: morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... soon millions jump outta nowhere-agent smith style-an they repeatin the same shit "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" prince's mind began spinnin,like they put him on an evil curse,or sum real good weed,his life began flashin b4 him,everything of his life,the day his pet mouse ben died,the 1st time he picked up a guitar,the day he broke up wit Cat,the day he broke up wit Carmen Electra..... an then prince..... ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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AsianBomb777 said: MaquisVixen said "No! No!" He screamed. "Let me go, let me go.I'm sorry. I'll be good. This time I promise love is more important than sex. Now I understand. I have 2 go now.I don't know when I'll return. Good-bye..." And then he withered away into the distance... WOW, I like that. Is that the end of the story? well i dunno,mayb,but we have 2 do a trilogy,cuz all good movies r trilogies star wars LOTR the scary movies..... ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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MaquisVixen said: Moonwalkbjrain said: morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... "No! No!" He screamed. "Let me go, let me go.I'm sorry. I'll be good. This time I promise love is more important than sex. Now I understand. I have 2 go now.I don't know when I'll return. Good-bye..." And then he withered away into the distance... ahh no!! so anti climactic...annd aint that what he say at the end of the around the world album. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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am i bein ignored? 
jus kiddin  ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: Moonwalkbjrain said: morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... soon millions jump outta nowhere-agent smith style-an they repeatin the same shit "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" prince's mind began spinnin,like they put him on an evil curse,or sum real good weed,his life began flashin b4 him,everything of his life,the day his pet mouse ben died,the 1st time he picked up a guitar,the day he broke up wit Cat,the day he broke up wit Carmen Electra..... an then prince..... ....And Then PRince woke up in the dawn. In that vast open space. Cherubs frolicked in the clouds giggling and playing innocently, The streets where paved with purple made from his ex-wive’s skin, All around this vast landscape were daffodils and violets in bloom, And animals striking curious poses, and red, yellow, white and every shade of black and brown gorgeous people walking about in bliss. The air smelled faintly of patchouli and lavender and cotton white and pink clouds hung in the sky like candy. He saw ferris wheels with happy children and brightly colored choo choo trains with smiling faces whipping by from far off. Prince skipped joyfully in what materialized on his feet as lime green jelly high heel shoes up to a giant tree that had been beckoning him it. He looked up into the tree and saw a figure smiling down at him. The figure was dressed in a dark green outfit resembling peter pans. “Hi, Prince.” Said Michael Jackson, “I’ve been waiting for you.” He realized that all this time paisley park and the dawn where only metaphors for Neverland Ranch. He was at Neverland Ranch! He was now in the company of Michael. He was finally home… .. [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 19:02:21 2004 by AsianBomb777] | |
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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: Moonwalkbjrain said: morris: fuck u u long haired faggot when i get up from here i'm kick ur -
:splat: out of nowhere another turntable fell from the sky and squashed morris like the cockroach he is. "ouch! thats gotta hurt" said cat "the hell if it hurt who is that motha fuck keep droppin turntables like that?'' "good question" yelled someone from the sky "yea good question" said cat "no!!! its good question! we used to b on ur record label! remember us prince?!!?" "o shit good question hey how yall doin?" said prince "not 2 fuckin good! u told us if we sucked ur dick we would b big stars" "prince i'm shocked!'' said larry n disbelief "hey it was the 80's and well cocaines a helluva drug!" "yea but not as shocked as we were when we didn't blow up like the purple faggot said!" " i'm sorry" said prince "how was i to kno!?" "2 late 4 sorrys!" "now u die!!" ..... soon millions jump outta nowhere-agent smith style-an they repeatin the same shit "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" prince's mind began spinnin,like they put him on an evil curse,or sum real good weed,his life began flashin b4 him,everything of his life,the day his pet mouse ben died,the 1st time he picked up a guitar,the day he broke up wit Cat,the day he broke up wit Carmen Electra..... an then prince..... heard a loud "NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!" from bhind him rick james,now clad in leather trench coat an in all black wit ray ban shades,came out wit 2 AK 47s an started shootin @ the record company zombies an behind him came Cat who grabbed Prince outta the way b4 some of the record co staff threw a turntable @ them then..... ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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AsianBomb777 said: hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: soon millions jump outta nowhere-agent smith style-an they repeatin the same shit "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" prince's mind began spinnin,like they put him on an evil curse,or sum real good weed,his life began flashin b4 him,everything of his life,the day his pet mouse ben died,the 1st time he picked up a guitar,the day he broke up wit Cat,the day he broke up wit Carmen Electra..... an then prince..... ....And Then PRince woke up in the dawn. In that vast open space. Cherubs frolicked in the clouds giggling and playing innocently, The streets where paved with purple made from his ex-wive’s skin, All around this vast landscape were daffodils and violets in bloom, And animals striking curious poses, and red, yellow, white and every shade of black and brown gorgeous people walking about in bliss. The air smelled faintly of patchouli and lavender and cotton white and pink clouds hung in the sky like candy. He saw ferris wheels with happy children and brightly colored choo choo trains with smiling faces whipping by from far off. Prince skipped joyfully in what materialized on his feet as lime green jelly high heel shoes up to a giant tree that had been beckoning him it. He looked up into the tree and saw a figure smiling down at him. The figure was dressed in a dark green outfit resembling peter pans. “Hi, Prince.” Said Michael Jackson, “I’ve been waiting for you.” He realized that all this time paisley park and the dawn where only metaphors for Neverland Ranch. He was at Neverland Ranch! He was now in the company of Michael. He was finally home… OMG...LMAO... Just end it there, the sequeal should kick off right at Neverland Ranch. .. [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 19:02:21 2004 by AsianBomb777] yay | |
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U have 2 end it there and kick off the sequel live at Neverland Ranch with interviewers there and stuff.... yay | |
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AsianBomb777 said: hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: soon millions jump outta nowhere-agent smith style-an they repeatin the same shit "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" "now u die" prince's mind began spinnin,like they put him on an evil curse,or sum real good weed,his life began flashin b4 him,everything of his life,the day his pet mouse ben died,the 1st time he picked up a guitar,the day he broke up wit Cat,the day he broke up wit Carmen Electra..... an then prince..... ....And Then PRince woke up in the dawn. In that vast open space. Cherubs frolicked in the clouds giggling and playing innocently, The streets where paved with purple made from his ex-wive’s skin, All around this vast landscape were daffodils and violets in bloom, And animals striking curious poses, and red, yellow, white and every shade of black and brown gorgeous people walking about in bliss. The air smelled faintly of patchouli and lavender and cotton white and pink clouds hung in the sky like candy. He saw ferris wheels with happy children and brightly colored choo choo trains with smiling faces whipping by from far off. Prince skipped joyfully in what materialized on his feet as lime green jelly high heel shoes up to a giant tree that had been beckoning him it. He looked up into the tree and saw a figure smiling down at him. The figure was dressed in a dark green outfit resembling peter pans. “Hi, Prince.” Said Michael Jackson, “I’ve been waiting for you.” He realized that all this time paisley park and the dawn where only metaphors for Neverland Ranch. He was at Neverland Ranch! He was now in the company of Michael. He was finally home… .. [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 19:02:21 2004 by AsianBomb777] but wait sumthing felt greatly amiss..... where r the rest of the jacksons "not 2 worry" said micheal,"theyll b joining us soon enough" "ok" prince said caustiously then bhind him came..... ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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damn,this is 2 addictive  ignorance isnt bliss its....its......its.......a another bit word....... | |
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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: AsianBomb777 said: ....And Then PRince woke up in the dawn. In that vast open space. Cherubs frolicked in the clouds giggling and playing innocently, The streets where paved with purple made from his ex-wive’s skin, All around this vast landscape were daffodils and violets in bloom, And animals striking curious poses, and red, yellow, white and every shade of black and brown gorgeous people walking about in bliss. The air smelled faintly of patchouli and lavender and cotton white and pink clouds hung in the sky like candy. He saw ferris wheels with happy children and brightly colored choo choo trains with smiling faces whipping by from far off. Prince skipped joyfully in what materialized on his feet as lime green jelly high heel shoes up to a giant tree that had been beckoning him it. He looked up into the tree and saw a figure smiling down at him. The figure was dressed in a dark green outfit resembling peter pans. “Hi, Prince.” Said Michael Jackson, “I’ve been waiting for you.” He realized that all this time paisley park and the dawn where only metaphors for Neverland Ranch. He was at Neverland Ranch! He was now in the company of Michael. He was finally home… .. [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 19:02:21 2004 by AsianBomb777] but wait sumthing felt greatly amiss..... where r the rest of the jacksons "not 2 worry" said micheal,"theyll b joining us soon enough" "ok" prince said caustiously then bhind him came..... LaToya! From out of nowhere! "I thought you...you...you were supposed 2 be dead!" Shrieked Prince. LaToya cackled. "Look at my face. I AM dead Prince." Michael joined in on the evil laughter when Rick James almost..... yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: U have 2 end it there and kick off the sequel live at Neverland Ranch with interviewers there and stuff....
LMAO. My stomach hurst from laughing so hard. I'll let yall decide where to end it. Then we can pick up the sequal from wherever. I want the sequal to be a Love story with unexpected twists and turns wherever it starts. This is so damned funny. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: MaquisVixen said: U have 2 end it there and kick off the sequel live at Neverland Ranch with interviewers there and stuff....
LMAO. My stomach hurst from laughing so hard. I'll let yall decide where to end it. Then we can pick up the sequal from wherever. I want the sequal to be a Love story with unexpected twists and turns wherever it starts. This is so damned funny.  Brilliant.
We should send this 2 him....  yay | |
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Me and some of the others who contributed MAJORLY 2 this story deserve MAJOR credit..
It's hard 2 think of funny things on a whim and see how people will react. yay | |
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hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: damn,this is 2 addictive
Yes, I was expecting a few plot contributions, but this..this is astounding. It's like NPG Dungeons & Draggins or something. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said: damn,this is 2 addictive
Yes, I was expecting a few plot contributions, but this..this is astounding. It's like NPG Dungeons & Draggins or something. Just think..if it were this instead of GB would U have went 2 see it more than ONCE? yay | |
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