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AsianBomb777 said: DarkKnight1 said: He decides against it. He then whips violently around smashing the jar was his ass propelled cane. Michael cries out "NOOOOO, I just wanted a close up of the purple privates" Prince turns around, see a something flying towards him. Is it? Could it BE????? Oh God, that's good. I got to stew on that one or let someone take the wheel for a while. Im out, I see if its still alive tomorrow. Well done. anyone may proceed with the twist on fake reality. HAVE GOOD AND GET GIVE.....what? (Insert something clever here) |
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DarkKnight1 said: AsianBomb777 said: It's Michael Jackson's face in a jar in the bushes!!! The face speaks to him, and after his initial shock, he realizes that MJ is offering to pull the cane out of his ass, and get rid of that terible delima. "How, Michael, How?" Prince cries and sniffles. "Just sit on my face, " says Michael, "and I'll grab onto it with my mouth while you try and pry yourself away from it. Prince thinks about it... thinking,,, thinking... He decides against it. He then whips violently around smashing the jar was his ass propelled cane. Michael cries out "NOOOOO, I just wanted a close up of the purple privates" Prince turns around, see a something flying towards him. Is it? Could it BE????? Yes...he shook his head in disbelief. It was. Latoya Jackson coming at him in a full on sprint. yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: DarkKnight1 said: He decides against it. He then whips violently around smashing the jar was his ass propelled cane. Michael cries out "NOOOOO, I just wanted a close up of the purple privates" Prince turns around, see a something flying towards him. Is it? Could it BE????? Yes...he shook his head in disbelief. It was. Latoya Jackson coming at him in a full on sprint. LMAO. Those damned Jacksons!! I've gotta get some sleep. I'll check in tommorow. This colabrative effort seems to be very unique. The story has gone in directions I would not have expected. | |
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Man...U at least gots ta end it with somebody dying...(And not Prince). 
And I pick....LaToya. Unless Janet comes from out of nowhere and falls out of her shirt. yay | |
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In a bit of quick thinking, Prince moved out of LaToya's path. She continued to run, flailing her arms and screaming like a banshee, until she collided into the brick wall. Upon impact with the wall, she burst into a big ball of flames.
"Whew!" Prince said aloud, as he brushed some of LaToya's hair weave off of his hospital gown. "Not a moment too soon--and here I was, thinking that she and Michael were one and the same." As he turned around to walk away and set off on a mini-journey to find the nearest steakhouse, he noticed an ominous shadow on the floor in front of him. "That ain't my shadow," he sniffed. "Mine's bigger and sexier than that. Who is that over there? Big Chick? Tony M.?...that one little rugrat with the camera from the airport?" No...it turned out to be none other than Rick James. Rick stepped towards him, with a bottle of ripple in one hand and a turkey leg-sized spliff in the other. He had this weird look on his face--neither drunk, nor high. "Hey man," Rick said apprehensively. "I...I've been wanting to tell you this for the longest time, but I haven't 'cause all my friends and my drug dealers woulda laughed at me and disowned my ass. Y'see....I actually don't hate you. All that BS I've been talkin' about you in interviews and such? I do it...only to look cool. I've been in love with yo high yella ass since 1979--that Farrah Fawcett hairdo you had back then, oh man...it, it just made me hot. Prince....can I have your baby?"  | |
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 LMAO
Prince, shocked out of his mind didn't quite know what 2 say 2 this. All of the thoughts flooded through his head. Rick James didn't HATE him.. Rick James had liked him ever since he had the Farrah do... Rick James wanted 2 have his baby... He thought about it... "No." He said. "No? Why not?" Rick squeled. "Because you didn't pass the initiation." "What initiation?" Rick squeled again. "Well....for starters, you have 2 purify yourself in your own barrel of cocaine." "What?" He said. "You have 2 purify yourself in your own cocaine." ..... yay | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: In a bit of quick thinking, Prince moved out of LaToya's path. She continued to run, flailing her arms and screaming like a banshee, until she collided into the brick wall. Upon impact with the wall, she burst into a big ball of flames.
"Whew!" Prince said aloud, as he brushed some of LaToya's hair weave off of his hospital gown. "Not a moment too soon--and here I was, thinking that she and Michael were one and the same." As he turned around to walk away and set off on a mini-journey to find the nearest steakhouse, he noticed an ominous shadow on the floor in front of him. "That ain't my shadow," he sniffed. "Mine's bigger and sexier than that. Who is that over there? Big Chick? Tony M.?...that one little rugrat with the camera from the airport?" No...it turned out to be none other than Rick James. Rick stepped towards him, with a bottle of ripple in one hand and a turkey leg-sized spliff in the other. He had this weird look on his face--neither drunk, nor high. "Hey man," Rick said apprehensively. "I...I've been wanting to tell you this for the longest time, but I haven't 'cause all my friends and my drug dealers woulda laughed at me and disowned my ass. Y'see....I actually don't hate you. All that BS I've been talkin' about you in interviews and such? I do it...only to look cool. I've been in love with yo high yella ass since 1979--that Farrah Fawcett hairdo you had back then, oh man...it, it just made me hot. Prince....can I have your baby?" Prince ponders upon the idea of a Rick James/Prince "collaboration". "Rick, I've considered your offer, but I have to decline. Ya see, you don't look like you did back in 1979. Ya know, back before you turned into the black Shrek, but help me find that Steakhouse and maybe we'll find some honey's that wouldn't mind seeing you with your shirt off." Rick agrees and together, he and Prince continue on, until they encounter..... SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: In a bit of quick thinking, Prince moved out of LaToya's path. She continued to run, flailing her arms and screaming like a banshee, until she collided into the brick wall. Upon impact with the wall, she burst into a big ball of flames.
"Whew!" Prince said aloud, as he brushed some of LaToya's hair weave off of his hospital gown. "Not a moment too soon--and here I was, thinking that she and Michael were one and the same." As he turned around to walk away and set off on a mini-journey to find the nearest steakhouse, he noticed an ominous shadow on the floor in front of him. "That ain't my shadow," he sniffed. "Mine's bigger and sexier than that. Who is that over there? Big Chick? Tony M.?...that one little rugrat with the camera from the airport?" No...it turned out to be none other than Rick James. Rick stepped towards him, with a bottle of ripple in one hand and a turkey leg-sized spliff in the other. He had this weird look on his face--neither drunk, nor high. "Hey man," Rick said apprehensively. "I...I've been wanting to tell you this for the longest time, but I haven't 'cause all my friends and my drug dealers woulda laughed at me and disowned my ass. Y'see....I actually don't hate you. All that BS I've been talkin' about you in interviews and such? I do it...only to look cool. I've been in love with yo high yella ass since 1979--that Farrah Fawcett hairdo you had back then, oh man...it, it just made me hot. Prince....can I have your baby?" Prince ponders upon the idea of a Rick James/Prince "collaboration". "Rick, I've considered your offer, but I have to decline. Ya see, you don't look like you did back in 1979. Ya know, back before you turned into the black Shrek, but help me find that Steakhouse and maybe we'll find some honey's that wouldn't mind seeing you with your shirt off." Rick agrees and together, he and Prince continue on, until they encounter..... .....Wild geese dressed up as drag queens. Prince screams. Rick laughs. "Scared of geese?"  yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: LMAO
Prince, shocked out of his mind didn't quite know what 2 say 2 this. All of the thoughts flooded through his head. Rick James didn't HATE him.. Rick James had liked him ever since he had the Farrah do... Rick James wanted 2 have his baby... He thought about it... "No." He said. "No? Why not?" Rick squeled. "Because you didn't pass the initiation." "What initiation?" Rick squeled again. "Well....for starters, you have 2 purify yourself in your own barrel of cocaine." "What?" He said. "You have 2 purify yourself in your own cocaine." ..... "But, but...I sniffed it all. Cocaine's a hellava drug." SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: MaquisVixen said: LMAO
Prince, shocked out of his mind didn't quite know what 2 say 2 this. All of the thoughts flooded through his head. Rick James didn't HATE him.. Rick James had liked him ever since he had the Farrah do... Rick James wanted 2 have his baby... He thought about it... "No." He said. "No? Why not?" Rick squeled. "Because you didn't pass the initiation." "What initiation?" Rick squeled again. "Well....for starters, you have 2 purify yourself in your own barrel of cocaine." "What?" He said. "You have 2 purify yourself in your own cocaine." ..... "But, but...I sniffed it all. Cocaine's a hellava drug." "...Obviously..." He replies. "Well then...I guess it's safe 2 say that u don't get 2 have my baby Rick. AND NO!!" He suddenly screams. "VANITY SIX WAS NOT UR IDEA!!" He proceeds 2 bitch slap him and walk away cooly. Rick, realizing that he had been strung along by Prince, was furious. He ran after him only 2 find that Prince had..... ... yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: estelle1981 said: Prince ponders upon the idea of a Rick James/Prince "collaboration". "Rick, I've considered your offer, but I have to decline. Ya see, you don't look like you did back in 1979. Ya know, back before you turned into the black Shrek, but help me find that Steakhouse and maybe we'll find some honey's that wouldn't mind seeing you with your shirt off." Rick agrees and together, he and Prince continue on, until they encounter..... .....Wild geese dressed up as drag queens. Prince screams. Rick laughs. "Scared of geese?" "No, Rick, just had a terrible flashback of the Mary Jane girls. You remember them, right?" Rick looks puzzled and then starts singing, "Mary Jane". Prince looks at him, "Nevermind." Suddenly, Mackulay Culkin and Aaron Carter jump out of the bushes. Prince looks at Rick and says, "Oh, shit! Micheal has sent his disciples to kick our asses." "Well, Prince, we'll just have to blaze their asses then." Mac and Aaron run toward Prince and Rick and Prince does the split and trips them while Rick throws his spliff at Mac and hits Aaron in the head with his whiskey flask. "I'm Rick James, Bitch." Then, SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: MaquisVixen said: .....Wild geese dressed up as drag queens. Prince screams. Rick laughs. "Scared of geese?" "No, Rick, just had a terrible flashback of the Mary Jane girls. You remember them, right?" Rick looks puzzled and then starts singing, "Mary Jane". Prince looks at him, "Nevermind." Suddenly, Mackulay Culkin and Aaron Carter jump out of the bushes. Prince looks at Rick and says, "Oh, shit! Micheal has sent his disciples to kick our asses." "Well, Prince, we'll just have to blaze their asses then." Mac and Aaron run toward Prince and Rick and Prince does the split and trips them while Rick throws his spliff at Mac and hits Aaron in the head with his whiskey flask. "I'm Rick James, Bitch." Then, Just as Mackulay and Aaron were coming towards them, Rick and Prince got together and shouted. "It's morphin time! Power up!" yay | |
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MaquisVixen said: estelle1981 said: "No, Rick, just had a terrible flashback of the Mary Jane girls. You remember them, right?" Rick looks puzzled and then starts singing, "Mary Jane". Prince looks at him, "Nevermind." Suddenly, Mackulay Culkin and Aaron Carter jump out of the bushes. Prince looks at Rick and says, "Oh, shit! Micheal has sent his disciples to kick our asses." "Well, Prince, we'll just have to blaze their asses then." Mac and Aaron run toward Prince and Rick and Prince does the split and trips them while Rick throws his spliff at Mac and hits Aaron in the head with his whiskey flask. "I'm Rick James, Bitch." Then, Just as Mackulay and Aaron were coming towards them, Rick and Prince got together and shouted. "It's morphin time! Power up!" Prince morphs into his purple, lacy pants and Rick morphs into the "Super Freak" outfit. Together, their robot turns into a giant symbol with a hot crack pipe, a giant spliff, and an orange aura. "Blaze 'em, Rick!" Prince yells. A magic purple haze comes out of the spliff and hypnotizes Mac and Aaron, while the robot burns them with the giant crack pipe and they disintergrate. "Oooahhwhoo!" screams Prince, while Rick is screaming, "Bitches, I thought I told ya', I'M RICK JAMES!!!!" "Tell 'em, Rick!" After annihilating the badass MJ croonies, Prince and Rick see a strange sight. It's a girl singing, except, she has no mouth! "Where's that music coming from, because the bitch ain't go no face opening", says Rick. "OH NO! She's a lip-syncer and she's calling for back-up." Suddenly, more of the no-mouth having chickenheads appear. "Run Rick, RUUUUN!!!" As Prince and Rick haul ass, ..... SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: MaquisVixen said: Just as Mackulay and Aaron were coming towards them, Rick and Prince got together and shouted. "It's morphin time! Power up!" Prince morphs into his purple, lacy pants and Rick morphs into the "Super Freak" outfit. Together, their robot turns into a giant symbol with a hot crack pipe, a giant spliff, and an orange aura. "Blaze 'em, Rick!" Prince yells. A magic purple haze comes out of the spliff and hypnotizes Mac and Aaron, while the robot burns them with the giant crack pipe and they disintergrate. "Oooahhwhoo!" screams Prince, while Rick is screaming, "Bitches, I thought I told ya', I'M RICK JAMES!!!!" "Tell 'em, Rick!" After annihilating the badass MJ croonies, Prince and Rick see a strange sight. It's a girl singing, except, she has no mouth! "Where's that music coming from, because the bitch ain't go no face opening", says Rick. "OH NO! She's a lip-syncer and she's calling for back-up." Suddenly, more of the no-mouth having chickenheads appear. "Run Rick, RUUUUN!!!" As Prince and Rick haul ass, ..... ....The song "Tainted Love" plays in the backround. "Man..." Rick said while huffing and puffing. "I HATE this song." Prince not even working a sweat while running replies. "Well maybe if you moved ur ass a little faster the song will be over." Rick about 2 scream out a reply suddenly trips and falls. "ARGHHHH!" He screams out in pain. "Wait!" Prince yells. "Do. NOT. Move." "Why?!" Rick squels. "Just listen 2 me." But rick gets restless...and suddenly... yay | |
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Janet appears with Justin Timberlake following close behind. "Hello Rick", Janet coos. "I want to show you something." "No, Rick, don't look!" Suddenly, Justin rips off Janet's top to reveal her jigglys. Rick becomes hypnotized by the big 'uns being displayed in front of him...he hasn't had a good lay in a while is all he can think about. "Come and join us Rick", Janet seductively tells him. "I want to do a re-make of 'Fire and Desire' with you." "Rick, look away from her....she's a....she's a....she's a JACKSON!", Prince yells. "They hated on you too Rick!" But, it's too late, Janet's jugs have Rick entranced and he can't stop staring at the nipple ring....is it a ring or is it a pasty, interesting. :Gratuitous Sex Scene commences: "NOOOO!", yells Prince. "Must....not....watch.....JEHOVAH HELP ME!!!!" Suddenly, Larry Graham appears and... SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: Janet appears with Justin Timberlake following close behind. "Hello Rick", Janet coos. "I want to show you something." "No, Rick, don't look!" Suddenly, Justin rips off Janet's top to reveal her jigglys. Rick becomes hypnotized by the big 'uns being displayed in front of him...he hasn't had a good lay in a while is all he can think about. "Come and join us Rick", Janet seductively tells him. "I want to do a re-make of 'Fire and Desire' with you." "Rick, look away from her....she's a....she's a....she's a JACKSON!", Prince yells. "They hated on you too Rick!" But, it's too late, Janet's jugs have Rick entranced and he can't stop staring at the nipple ring....is it a ring or is it a pasty, interesting. :Gratuitous Sex Scene commences: "NOOOO!", yells Prince. "Must....not....watch.....JEHOVAH HELP ME!!!!" Suddenly, Larry Graham appears and...
"Prince!" Booms a loud 'Darth Vadar' type voice. "...Larry..??" Prince says in disbelief. "Is it really you??" "Yes my son." Larry booms. "Larry...listen...you HAVE got 2 help me! Janet's evil jug powers will get me if U don't help me." "My son," He booms. "You have 2 look 2 the stars above, only they will guide you." "What?" He says in confusion. "What do you mean?" Larry sighs in exasperation. "Minutes from now you will look up and say 'Oooooo that's what he meant! Stars above!" "Don't tease me...I need some serious help...Larry...fly me away! Please..anything." "You have 2 save Rick." Prince looks over in disgust. Ugh. "Oh hecky naww..." He yells. "I aint saving that whore of a man. Neva." "Then you will have 2 succumb 2 Janets evil powers....may Jehovah be with you..." "NO!!!!" Princ'es screams echo...and echo....and echo....untill.... yay | |
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it dawns on him. "May U Live 2 C The Dawn....but what the hell does that mean. I knew I shouldn't have bought that stuff from that strange dope man in the ally behind First Avenue back in the day. What did the dope man sell me? Wait that's it....no it isn't...hmmm." All of a sudden, the helicopter appears in the sky above Janet, Justin, and Rick. An object falls from it and lands on Janet, crushing her and freeing Rick. "What just happened? Did I just see tat-tats?" says Rick. "What is that?" says Prince. "It looks like a turntable," Rick tells him. Justin tries to run away, but Prince hits him with his analcane, dislodging it from P's buttocks, and knocks Justin down. "Where the hell ya think you're going?" asks Prince "I should beat your ass after that fucked up Micheal performance you did on the VMAs two years ago, because even I have to admit that there's only one MJ, but I want you to tell me who sent you." Justin starts crying and asks to speak to his mother. Prince and Rick look at each other, trying not to laugh. "No," says Justin, "She's my agent and you guys should know that they do all the talking for us newbie artists." "He's got a point," says Rick. "These little brain-deads nowadays can't even take a shit withouth their PR people there to label it, stamp it, and do coverage and a marketing gimmick for it." "Fine, but I don't believe in cell phones," says Prince, "It's against Jehovah's wishes and, Rick, you seem to be stuck in 1979 at the moment, so where are we going to get a phone." SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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just give up on the story. ya'all are half crazy. stay away from sharp objects. get yourselves some professional help. | |
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HisRoyalBadness07 said: just give up on the story. ya'all are half crazy. stay away from sharp objects. get yourselves some professional help.
 "Then, Close your eyes Sweet Baby"   SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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estelle1981 said: it dawns on him. "May U Live 2 C The Dawn....but what the hell does that mean. I knew I shouldn't have bought that stuff from that strange dope man in the ally behind First Avenue back in the day. What did the dope man sell me? Wait that's it....no it isn't...hmmm." All of a sudden, the helicopter appears in the sky above Janet, Justin, and Rick. An object falls from it and lands on Janet, crushing her and freeing Rick. "What just happened? Did I just see tat-tats?" says Rick. "What is that?" says Prince. "It looks like a turntable," Rick tells him. Justin tries to run away, but Prince hits him with his analcane, dislodging it from P's buttocks, and knocks Justin down. "Where the hell ya think you're going?" asks Prince "I should beat your ass after that fucked up Micheal performance you did on the VMAs two years ago, because even I have to admit that there's only one MJ, but I want you to tell me who sent you." Justin starts crying and asks to speak to his mother. Prince and Rick look at each other, trying not to laugh. "No," says Justin, "She's my agent and you guys should know that they do all the talking for us newbie artists." "He's got a point," says Rick. "These little brain-deads nowadays can't even take a shit withouth their PR people there to label it, stamp it, and do coverage and a marketing gimmick for it." "Fine, but I don't believe in cell phones," says Prince, "It's against Jehovah's wishes and, Rick, you seem to be stuck in 1979 at the moment, so where are we going to get a phone."
"I know a great 7/11 that sells 'em for cheep!" Rick screamed happily. Prince slaps him upside the head. "No! we all know that 7/11 don't sell cell phones." They see somebody walking by them.... "Maybe we can jump that bitch for her cell...?" Rick suggested. "I aint the one that wanna talk 2 my mommy." Prince teased Justin. Rick smiled evily and looked at Justin. "I'm not gonna jump her! No way." "Then I guess u don't wanna talk 2 ur mommmy THAT bad...." Prince says and he and Rick start walking away. Prince beginss 2 whistle an unnoticable tune. Justin starts crying. "Wait!" He yells. "ok ok ok ok. I'll do it!" Rick smiles. "That's a good bitch." Prince laughs. "Now go get her." But just as Justin was about 2 run after her..... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 11:58:31 2004 by MaquisVixen] yay | |
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AsianBomb777 said: DarkKnight1 said: He then proceeds to drag his ass on the ground to dislodge the cane, but is unsuccessful. Ignoring his caneass, prince run crazily searching for anyone. he starts screaming...somebody, anybody... he hears a rustling in the bushes. he goes over there only to find.... It's Michael Jackson's face in a jar in the bushes!!! The face speaks to him, and after his initial shock, he realizes that MJ is offering to pull the cane out of his ass, and get rid of that terible delima. "How, Michael, How?" Prince cries and sniffles. "Just sit on my face, " says Michael, "and I'll grab onto it with my mouth while you try and pry yourself away from it. Prince thinks about it... thinking,,, thinking...  | |
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The helicopter re-appears in the sky and out falls another turntable and lands on Justin. "Oh, Damn!" yells Prince. "Who is that in that helicopter." "I don't know," says Rick. "but that muthafucka sure has alot of turntables to be droppin out like that." Suddenly, the girl with the cell phone turns around. It's Cat. Prince gushes with excitement. "CAAT!" he yells. Prince runs over to Cat. Cat turns around. "What the hell was that? Why is that guy under that turntable? Oh, hey Prince. Is that Rick James?" Prince rolls his eyes, "Unfortunately, but now that I've found you, I don't have to hang with his ass anymore. C'mon, let's ditch him." "Prince, you can't leave him here. He looks like he going through some serious withdrawal at the moment and he could seriously hurt somebody. Besides, he seems to like you...now." "Fine," says Prince. So, ... SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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HisRoyalBadness07 said: just give up on the story. ya'all are half crazy. stay away from sharp objects. get yourselves some professional help.
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WAY 2 MUCH FREE TIME..... Thank God this ain't Monopoly
U'd make us all go back 2 start | |
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ewald said: WAY 2 MUCH FREE TIME.....
 True, but it's funny.
So I do not care! Weeee. yay | |
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this is fucking genius .. ive been laughing m y ass off the entire half hour ive been reading this thread .. its ... its .... brilliant!!!!! hahahaha... | |
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I've been in love with yo high yella ass since 1979--that Farrah Fawcett hairdo you had back then, oh man...it, it just made me hot.
Prince....can I have your baby?" yall r a trip! Prince ponders upon the idea of a Rick James/Prince "collaboration". "Rick, I've considered your offer, but I have to decline. Ya see, you don't look like you did back in 1979. Ya know, back before you turned into the black Shrek, but help me find that Steakhouse and maybe we'll find some honey's that wouldn't mind seeing you with your shirt off." Rick agrees and together, he and Prince continue on, until they encounter..... black shrek...ahhhh this shit is fuuuuny! Prince morphs into his purple, lacy pants and Rick morphs into the "Super Freak" outfit. Together, their robot turns into a giant symbol with a hot crack pipe, a giant spliff, and an orange aura. "Blaze 'em, Rick!" Prince yells. A magic purple haze comes out of the spliff and hypnotizes Mac and Aaron, while the robot burns them with the giant crack pipe and they disintergrate. "Oooahhwhoo!" screams Prince, while Rick is screaming, "Bitches, I thought I told ya', I'M RICK JAMES!!!!" "Tell 'em, Rick!" After annihilating the badass MJ croonies, Prince and Rick see a strange sight. It's a girl singing, except, she has no mouth! "Where's that music coming from, because the bitch ain't go no face opening", says Rick. "OH NO! She's a lip-syncer and she's calling for back-up." Suddenly, more of the no-mouth having chickenheads appear. "Run Rick, RUUUUN!!!" As Prince and Rick haul ass, .....
ahhhahahahha lmao!! [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 14:42:23 2004 by Moonwalkbjrain] Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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HisRoyalBadness07 said: just give up on the story. ya'all are half crazy. stay away from sharp objects. get yourselves some professional help.
naaaaah man this shit is FUNYNYYY!!! especially the Larry Graham part!!! this should b a real movie. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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estelle1981 said: The helicopter re-appears in the sky and out falls another turntable and lands on Justin. "Oh, Damn!" yells Prince. "Who is that in that helicopter." "I don't know," says Rick. "but that muthafucka sure has alot of turntables to be droppin out like that." Suddenly, the girl with the cell phone turns around. It's Cat. Prince gushes with excitement. "CAAT!" he yells. Prince runs over to Cat. Cat turns around. "What the hell was that? Why is that guy under that turntable? Oh, hey Prince. Is that Rick James?" Prince rolls his eyes, "Unfortunately, but now that I've found you, I don't have to hang with his ass anymore. C'mon, let's ditch him." "Prince, you can't leave him here. He looks like he going through some serious withdrawal at the moment and he could seriously hurt somebody. Besides, he seems to like you...now." "Fine," says Prince. So, ...
Prince walks over 2 Rick and says "I guess I have 2 take U with me...." Rick starts 2 emit a heavy foam from his mouth. "Ugh." Prince says in disgust. "Cat, U see Y I don't want him tagging a long...?" Rick wipes away the foam. "That's some nasty shit." Prince says. "Here Rick...here boy." Prince whistles. Rick walks over and says. "Who dis?" "My name is Cat." "What?" He replies. "I didn't know cats came in human form!" Just when Cat was about 2 reply Rick felt a hard slap across the back of his head. "HEY!" Prince scolds him. "Fucker Cat is her NAME, she isn't a Cat. Everytime something like this happens U always end up saying some stupid ass shit...What am I gonna do with you..?" He looks at Rick whose mouth was still all foamy. "Here man, U need this." Prince says handing him a handkerchief. "Thanks dawg." He sniffles and wipes his mouth. Cat sighs. "C'mon..." But just as they begin 2 walk away..... yay | |
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“Alright, I’ve had enough of this f@cked up shit, “ Prince decries to the others around him. What in the hell is going on?
Janet walks up to Prince and says, “O.K. U want the truth? I’ll give U the truth”. She reached beneath her chin with her right arm and appeared to be pulling the skin from her chin upwards like peeling a tin can backwards, from the bottom of her face to her crown. The entire crowd realized that this was not Janet Jackson at all. No, it was much more sinister. The person originally masquerading as Janet Jackson ended up being someone completely different—It was Joe Jackson, the patriark that started the entire Jackson Dynasty. “Joe!” decried Rick “Joe!” decried Prince. “Joe!” decried Larry. “Joe?” asked Justin, “Joe?? Oh shit, I shagged yo ass in Paris thinking U was Janet? I’m goanna be sick. Oh Lawd, I thought that bulge I was feeling down there just meant you had a big ass pubic mound! Why do I always end up in situations like this!!”. He fell to his knees and began to convulse. Bwwwahaha ha ha ha Joe’s sinister laugher could be heard echoing through the catacombs of Costa Rica’s majestic cliffs. It was at that moment that… ... [This message was edited Thu Jul 22 15:38:58 2004 by AsianBomb777] | |
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