So we have all these Valentine's Day -related threads popping up.

What about those of us romantically-challenged?

Just because we're single doesn't mean we get to stay home and watch Big Bang Theory eating a microwaveable meal in our pajamas while the rest of them go out and do romantic shit, right?

See...I refuse to be a statistic.

I will be sitting at home watching Big Bang Theory eating CHINESE FOOD TAKEOUT, in my GYM CLOTHES.

Alright?

I want all us single Orgers to band together and show those OTHER orgers what they're missing out on with all that lovey-dovey Valentine crap.

What are YOU doing on Valentine's Day, single Orgers?

EDITED TO ALLOW FOR VENTING, BRAGGING, OR WHATEVER....

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PurpleJedi said:

So we have all these Valentine's Day -related threads popping up.

What about those of us romantically-challenged?

Just because we're single doesn't mean we get to stay home and watch Big Bang Theory eating a microwaveable meal in our pajamas while the rest of them go out and do romantic shit, right?

See...I refuse to be a statistic.

I will be sitting at home watching Big Bang Theory eating CHINESE FOOD TAKEOUT, in my GYM CLOTHES.

Alright?

I want all us single Orgers to band together and show those OTHER orgers what they're missing out on with all that lovey-dovey Valentine crap.

What are YOU doing on Valentine's Day, single Orgers?

Dancing in the street to the sound of the cocteau twins blasting in my earphones. its not a planned thing but rather a spur of the moment act of lunacy.

Valentine's day is for the wives and girlfriends. It's a time when the men take them out, buy them candy and flowers, and play the part of the "good and faithful man or huzzband". However, the weekend after Valentine's Day is for the other woman on the side or the gay man on the side....in other words, the whores.

Y'all know these men's sex drive is like a bag of Lay's potato chips, he can't stop at just one and the whores are out there to tell him anythang in the world he MIGHT wanna hear in order to get that dick in the front pocket and that money in the back pocket. Them whores be workin' honey. So the weekend after Valentine's Day is for all those whores out there. This is your Valentine's Day. As LaWanda "Aunt Ester" Page says, while the wife is sitting home like a damn fool with an old raggedy dress on, old raggedy sweater on, not a sequin or a damn bead on the damn sweater. Y'all can play that little goodie two shoes role in the bedroom if you want to and not go down but you better get smart like the whores do honey. Grab a sucker to practice on, or else you'll be the sucker. Let the wives and girlfriends have the men on Valentine's Day, they deserve it for having to put up with the men once we get what we want out of them and send them back home to be someone else's problem. Just hold on until the weekend after for your own holiday....Valentine's for Whores!

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Rococo said:

Dancing in the street to the sound of the cocteau twins blasting in my earphones. its not a planned thing but rather a spur of the moment act of lunacy.

..so you've looked into the future and saw your spur-of-the-moment act of lunacy?

I'll be happy to be anybody and everybody's Valentine.

vainandy said:

Valentine's day is for the wives and girlfriends. It's a time when the men take them out, buy them candy and flowers, and play the part of the "good and faithful man or huzzband". However, the weekend after Valentine's Day is for the other woman on the side or the gay man on the side....in other words, the whores.

Y'all know these men's sex drive is like a bag of Lay's potato chips, he can't stop at just one and the whores are out there to tell him anythang in the world he MIGHT wanna hear in order to get that dick in the front pocket and that money in the back pocket. Them whores be workin' honey. So the weekend after Valentine's Day is for all those whores out there. This is your Valentine's Day. As LaWanda "Aunt Ester" Page says, while the wife is sitting home like a damn fool with an old raggedy dress on, old raggedy sweater on, not a sequin or a damn bead on the damn sweater. Y'all can play that little goodie two shoes role in the bedroom if you want to and not go down but you better get smart like the whores do honey. Grab a sucker to practice on, or else you'll be the sucker. Let the wives and girlfriends have the men on Valentine's Day, they deserve it for having to put up with the men once we get what we want out of them and send them back home to be someone else's problem. Just hold on until the weekend after for your own holiday....Valentine's for Whores!

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So what you're saying is...

...I need to hit the bars on Friday the 15th and look for some housewives?

PurpleJedi said:

Rococo said:

Dancing in the street to the sound of the cocteau twins blasting in my earphones. its not a planned thing but rather a spur of the moment act of lunacy.

..so you've looked into the future and saw your spur-of-the-moment act of lunacy?

when you're cray cray like that, you can see the future.

RodeoSchro said:

I'll be happy to be anybody and everybody's Valentine.

^^^Org Whore.

PurpleJedi said:

RodeoSchro said:

I'll be happy to be anybody and everybody's Valentine.

^^^Org Whore.

LMAO, is it that obvious?

So, what are we benching today?

PurpleJedi said:

vainandy said:

Valentine's day is for the wives and girlfriends. It's a time when the men take them out, buy them candy and flowers, and play the part of the "good and faithful man or huzzband". However, the weekend after Valentine's Day is for the other woman on the side or the gay man on the side....in other words, the whores.

Y'all know these men's sex drive is like a bag of Lay's potato chips, he can't stop at just one and the whores are out there to tell him anythang in the world he MIGHT wanna hear in order to get that dick in the front pocket and that money in the back pocket. Them whores be workin' honey. So the weekend after Valentine's Day is for all those whores out there. This is your Valentine's Day. As LaWanda "Aunt Ester" Page says, while the wife is sitting home like a damn fool with an old raggedy dress on, old raggedy sweater on, not a sequin or a damn bead on the damn sweater. Y'all can play that little goodie two shoes role in the bedroom if you want to and not go down but you better get smart like the whores do honey. Grab a sucker to practice on, or else you'll be the sucker. Let the wives and girlfriends have the men on Valentine's Day, they deserve it for having to put up with the men once we get what we want out of them and send them back home to be someone else's problem. Just hold on until the weekend after for your own holiday....Valentine's for Whores!

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[Edited 2/4/13 13:53pm]

So what you're saying is...

...I need to hit the bars on Friday the 15th and look for some housewives?

No, the housewives will have their turn sitting home on the 15th while their men are out with the whores who sat home the day before.

RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi said:

^^^Org Whore.

LMAO, is it that obvious?

So, what are we benching today?

I used a Smith machine at Planet Fitness last week, and for what ever reason, I couldn't get past what I usually START with at XSport. Then again it was at the tail end of the workout (as opposed to the first thing to do) so I don't know if I got weaker, if the machine makes a negative difference, or if I was just exhausted.

Maybe after eating Chinese Food on Thursday I'll hit the gym and try to work on that.

vainandy said:

PurpleJedi said:

So what you're saying is...

...I need to hit the bars on Friday the 15th and look for some housewives?

No, the housewives will have their turn sitting home on the 15th while their men are out with the whores who sat home the day before.

Ahhhh...so I need to make some "house calls" then?

Time to go "sell some alarm systems" door-to-door then.

Rococo said:

PurpleJedi said:

..so you've looked into the future and saw your spur-of-the-moment act of lunacy?

when you're cray cray like that, you can see the future.

"I've seen the Future and it will be...I've seen the Future and it works..."

You won't be wearing a Batman/Joker outfit, will you???

PurpleJedi said:

RodeoSchro said:

LMAO, is it that obvious?

So, what are we benching today?

I used a Smith machine at Planet Fitness last week, and for what ever reason, I couldn't get past what I usually START with at XSport. Then again it was at the tail end of the workout (as opposed to the first thing to do) so I don't know if I got weaker, if the machine makes a negative difference, or if I was just exhausted.

Maybe after eating Chinese Food on Thursday I'll hit the gym and try to work on that.

Even though the bar is allegedly counterweighted, I can't do nearly as much on my gym's Smith machine as I can do on other BP machines. Weird.

Let's just discount Smith machines altogether!

Are we up to 175 yet? I bet we are!

RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi said:

I used a Smith machine at Planet Fitness last week, and for what ever reason, I couldn't get past what I usually START with at XSport. Then again it was at the tail end of the workout (as opposed to the first thing to do) so I don't know if I got weaker, if the machine makes a negative difference, or if I was just exhausted.

Maybe after eating Chinese Food on Thursday I'll hit the gym and try to work on that.

Even though the bar is allegedly counterweighted, I can't do nearly as much on my gym's Smith machine as I can do on other BP machines. Weird.

Let's just discount Smith machines altogether!

Are we up to 175 yet? I bet we are!

I'll let you know later in the week.

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good candy...

Gunsnhalen said:

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good ass...

I fixed it for you

same as all the married orgers… nothing!

tinaz said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good ass...

I fixed it for you

Lord how i wish Mrs. Tinaz

Me and my special friend's work a lot and can never find time for bible study.

As others have said, I'll be doing nothing.

Checking my Booty-Call Address-book in advance to see which one doesnt have a Valentines. And whoever gets their Heart broken on Thursday night can lay their head on my Shoulders Friday night.

I'll be doing what I do every Thursday evening...talking on the phone and watching Scandal at 10pm.

maybe i'll be right here

Gunsnhalen said:

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good candy...

You ain't lying. It's definitely a silly holiday. Hell, you don't get a day off of work for it so what's the purpose of it? It's a Hallmark and candy holiday. When I used to work in a convenience store, every Valentine's Day, some man would end up coming in frantically at the last minute asking if we had some candy. I used to tell them all the time "Throw that bitch a Snicker bar and tell her to keep her trap shut for another 12 months".

I'm technically still single as far as I'm concerned, so I'll be at work, then home to hang out with my son.

Although I am still happy to be anyone and everyone's Valentine, it's possible that nine days from today I may STILL be in delirious rock heaven, jamming to the new version of "Screwdriver".

PurpleJedi said:

RodeoSchro said:

Even though the bar is allegedly counterweighted, I can't do nearly as much on my gym's Smith machine as I can do on other BP machines. Weird.

Let's just discount Smith machines altogether!

Are we up to 175 yet? I bet we are!

I'll let you know later in the week.

My man, it's a freaking LOCK. 175 is over and done with, all you have to do is go through the motions!

vainandy said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good candy...

You ain't lying. It's definitely a silly holiday. Hell, you don't get a day off of work for it so what's the purpose of it? It's a Hallmark and candy holiday. When I used to work in a convenience store, every Valentine's Day, some man would end up coming in frantically at the last minute asking if we had some candy. I used to tell them all the time "Throw that bitch a Snicker bar and tell her to keep her trap shut for another 12 months".

vainandy said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Working and not giving 2 fucks about a silly holiday like vanlentines day

But i will be eating some good candy...

You ain't lying. It's definitely a silly holiday. Hell, you don't get a day off of work for it so what's the purpose of it? It's a Hallmark and candy holiday. When I used to work in a convenience store, every Valentine's Day, some man would end up coming in frantically at the last minute asking if we had some candy. I used to tell them all the time "Throw that bitch a Snicker bar and tell her to keep her trap shut for another 12 months".

Honestly, the best thing about Valentine's day is that the day after, they mark all the prices of the candy down.