littlemissG said:

Ok Smarty answer this.

Jack's father has five kids: Larry, Leeha, Lisa, Luke and...

One of your children should always be named blanket.

imago said:

littlemissG said:

Ok Smarty answer this.

Jack's father has five kids: Larry, Leeha, Lisa, Luke and...

One of your children should always be named blanket.

littlemissG said:

There's six birds in a field. You shoot two. How many are left?

So many possibilities.

2 is the obvious answer. You kill or wound 2. The other 4 fly away.

But, there's also the possibility that 8. Since you shoot two not from

the original grouop in the sky and they fall down to join the other 6

in the field.

Also, have you ruled out the answer being butthole?

littlemissG said:

It takes 7 men 2 hours to build a wall.

How long does it take 3 men to build the same wall?

Depends...how hung over are they?

The person who makes it doesn't need it, the person who buys it doesn't want it, the person who needs doesn't know they need it, what is it?

aardvark15 said:

The person who makes it doesn't need it, the person who buys it doesn't want it, the person who needs doesn't know they need it, what is it?

casket?

imago said:

aardvark15 said:

The person who makes it doesn't need it, the person who buys it doesn't want it, the person who needs doesn't know they need it, what is it?

casket?

Wait...no, a lotusflow3r.com membership?

If it Smells uncut, looks cut but tastes like pussy is it Cola?

Gunsnhalen said:

If it Smells uncut, looks cut but tastes like pussy is it Cola?

What does uncut smell like?

nevermind, I don't want to know.

imago said:

Gunsnhalen said:

If it Smells uncut, looks cut but tastes like pussy is it Cola?

What does uncut smell like?

nevermind, I don't want to know.

Your in Thailand you should know jokes i kid... you know i love my Beautiful thai friend's & i have no clue what there downeward parts look like.

I'm a good christian southern boy.

Gunsnhalen said:

imago said:

What does uncut smell like?

nevermind, I don't want to know.

Your in Thailand you should know jokes i kid... you know i love my Beautiful thai friend's & i have no clue what there downeward parts look like.

I'm a good christian southern boy.

Says the guy who posted the fapping emoticon on a thread relating to China

imago said:

imago said:

casket?

Wait...no, a lotusflow3r.com membership?

Either way your right

aardvark15 said:

aardvark15 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Your in Thailand you should know jokes i kid... you know i love my Beautiful thai friend's & i have no clue what there downeward parts look like.

I'm a good christian southern boy.

Says the guy who posted the fapping emoticon on a thread relating to China

aardvark15 don't throw shade at me

ThisOne said:

1x1x1 1 2x2x2 8 3x3x3 27 4x4x4 64 5x5x5 125 Etc etc etc I loved those when I was 12

Correct!

Gunsnhalen said:

aardvark15 said:

Says the guy who posted the fapping emoticon on a thread relating to China

aardvark15 don't throw shade at me

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ThisOne said:

aardvark15 said:

OOOOOOH!

I was thinking to add the first two together and then multiply by 3 and then got 105 as (27+8)x3=105

But then how do u get 8? U can't start the series at 27 [Edited 12/30/12 19:36pm]

I don't know I don't do math unless have to okay

A completely black dog was strolling down Main street during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for hours. As the dog crosses the center of the road a Buick Skylark with 2 broken headlights speeds towards it, but manages to swerve out of the way just in time. How could the driver see the dog to swerve in time?

littlemissG said:

A completely black dog was strolling down Main street during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for hours. As the dog crosses the center of the road a Buick Skylark with 2 broken headlights speeds towards it, but manages to swerve out of the way just in time. How could the driver see the dog to swerve in time?

It was noon

aardvark15 said:

littlemissG said:

A completely black dog was strolling down Main street during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for hours. As the dog crosses the center of the road a Buick Skylark with 2 broken headlights speeds towards it, but manages to swerve out of the way just in time. How could the driver see the dog to swerve in time?

It was noon

Very good.

How many months have 28 days?

littlemissG said:

How many months have 28 days?

12

aardvark15 said:

littlemissG said:

How many months have 28 days?

12

Aren't we trying to act cute here

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Gunsnhalen said:

littlemissG said:

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

What's the answer Imago?

lust said:

I've taken the time to read each post, and I ralize that this thread is really quite hilarious.

Why is this one so lighthearted and fun, while mine is filled with anxiety, heartbreak, and accusatory posts?

imago said:

I've taken the time to read each post, and I ralize that this thread is really quite hilarious.

Why is this one so lighthearted and fun, while mine is filled with anxiety, heartbreak, and accusatory posts?

Try this one:

Backward I am heavy, forward I am not. What am I?

littlemissG said:

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

It's not Imago! Although, you could have asked, "What comes once in Imago?"

It's the letter "M".