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Oh sweet God I know I should let this go but.........JACK!THE OTHER KID IS JACK! whew, sorry about that

ZombieKitten said:

lust said:

...Lois?

Leia Jacks father is obviously Darth Vader

A passenger jet crashes exactly on the border between the United States and Mexico. According to treaty, in which country do they bury the survivors?

RodeoSchro said:

A passenger jet crashes exactly on the border between the United States and Mexico. According to treaty, in which country do they bury the survivors?

u don't bury survivors

PurpleJedi and RodeoSchro are at a construction site, talking about feats of strength. PurpleJedi says, "Rodeo, I know you bench more than me right now but I'll bet you $100 that there's one feat of strength I can do with that wheelbarrow over there that you can't!"

Rodeo says "You're on!". And two minutes later, Rodeo is $100 poorer.

What incredible feat of strength did PurpleJedi do with that wheelbarrow that Rodeo couldn't do?

kiasheri said:

RodeoSchro said:

A passenger jet crashes exactly on the border between the United States and Mexico. According to treaty, in which country do they bury the survivors?

u don't bury survivors

You're quick!

ZombieKitten bet VainAndy $50 that she could jump higher than her house. VainAndy didn't believe it, and accepted the bet.

Five seconds later, who was paying who?

We have a book of these. Our kids and their friends LOVED them and couldn't get enough of them when they were around 10 or so:

Bob and Mary were found dead. The Inspector went to the house an wrote this in his journal:

-There was glass all around the bodies
-There were water stains in the carpet around them
-There was a table next to them
-The Family cat was looking at the bodies upon The Inspectors entry

The autopsy report showed this:
-Bob and Mary died from 2 things
1. from shock
2. from loss of oxygen

What happened?

Last one:

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

RodeoSchro said:

RodeoSchro said:

RodeoSchro said:

We have a book of these. Our kids and their friends LOVED them and couldn't get enough of them when they were around 10 or so:

Bob and Mary were found dead. The Inspector went to the house an wrote this in his journal:

-There was glass all around the bodies
-There were water stains in the carpet around them
-There was a table next to them
-The Family cat was looking at the bodies upon The Inspectors entry

The autopsy report showed this:
-Bob and Mary died from 2 things
1. from shock
2. from loss of oxygen

What happened?

Bob & Mary are fish!

NDRU said:

RodeoSchro said:

We have a book of these. Our kids and their friends LOVED them and couldn't get enough of them when they were around 10 or so:

Bob and Mary were found dead. The Inspector went to the house an wrote this in his journal:

-There was glass all around the bodies
-There were water stains in the carpet around them
-There was a table next to them
-The Family cat was looking at the bodies upon The Inspectors entry

The autopsy report showed this:
-Bob and Mary died from 2 things
1. from shock
2. from loss of oxygen

What happened?

Bob & Mary are fish!

RodeoSchro said:

Last one:

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

No.

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

It's a trick question designed to get people to name three of the days not listed in the word problem in a row, when in fact, they are still not consecutive.

Or, according to the internet, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow, which still makes it a trick question given the words they use as an example in the problem.

I found it written like this...

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

...which makes the previous answer make more sense.

Cerebus said:

RodeoSchro said:

Last one:

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

No.

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

It's a trick question designed to get people to name three of the days not listed in the word problem in a row, when in fact, they are still not consecutive.

Or, according to the internet, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow, which still makes it a trick question given the words they use as an example in the problem.

I found it written like this...

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

...which makes the previous answer make more sense.

morningsong said:

RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi and RodeoSchro are at a construction site, talking about feats of strength. PurpleJedi says, "Rodeo, I know you bench more than me right now but I'll bet you $100 that there's one feat of strength I can do with that wheelbarrow over there that you can't!"

Rodeo says "You're on!". And two minutes later, Rodeo is $100 poorer.

What incredible feat of strength did PurpleJedi do with that wheelbarrow that Rodeo couldn't do?

Pushed Rodeo around in the wheelbarrow?

Yep!

NDRU said:

RodeoSchro said:

We have a book of these. Our kids and their friends LOVED them and couldn't get enough of them when they were around 10 or so:

Bob and Mary were found dead. The Inspector went to the house an wrote this in his journal:

-There was glass all around the bodies
-There were water stains in the carpet around them
-There was a table next to them
-The Family cat was looking at the bodies upon The Inspectors entry

The autopsy report showed this:
-Bob and Mary died from 2 things
1. from shock
2. from loss of oxygen

What happened?

Bob & Mary are fish!

Glub glub! You're right!

imago said:

littlemissG said:

Ok Smarty answer this.

Jack's father has five kids: Larry, Leeha, Lisa, Luke and...

One of your children should always be named blanket.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

imago said:

imago said:

casket?

Wait...no, a lotusflow3r.com membership?

bluesbaby said:

RodeoSchro said:

RodeoSchro said:

ZombieKitten bet VainAndy $50 that she could jump higher than her house. VainAndy didn't believe it, and accepted the bet.

Five seconds later, who was paying who?

Depends on whether or not Whitney Houston's music was being played anywhere in a 40 mile radius.

ZombieKitten said:

RodeoSchro said:

ZombieKitten bet VainAndy $50 that she could jump higher than her house. VainAndy didn't believe it, and accepted the bet.

Five seconds later, who was paying who?

My house is a bit like Howls Moving Castle

Doesn't matter. You won. Your house can't jump at all.

RodeoSchro said:

RodeoSchro said:

Last one:

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

Anyone want to try:

Backward I am heavy, forward I am not. What am I?

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PREDOMINANT said:

12

which is the number of times I fainted when you posted pictures of you in underwear a few years ago

Lawd.

aardvark15 said:

RodeoSchro said:

ZombieKitten bet VainAndy $50 that she could jump higher than her house. VainAndy didn't believe it, and accepted the bet.

Five seconds later, who was paying who?

Depends on whether or not Whitney Houston's music was being played anywhere in a 40 mile radius.

imago said:

PREDOMINANT said:

12

which is the number of times I fainted when you posted pictures of you in underwear a few years ago

Lawd.

i think he should post them again at midnight.