Hilarious thread...when I hear some friends speak (male) about that sorta thing, it makes me laugh, I guess I kinda imagine of them having the brain of a peanut.

"Yes, I fucked her from behind" maybe Dave knows the answer to that...

Dave, you do react a little edgy when you get advise or opinions.

I've learned that when I ask for advise or opinions, I thank people. Even if it was not the answer I wanted to hear.

That's why I as advice. Because I know I'm not right all the time and input of others offers me a broader or new perspective. Therefore I've learned not to dismiss reactions of others. Because next time they don't feel like helping you out again........

Timmy84 said:

^ She sounds like a pimp: "fuck all that foreplay bitch fuck me! "

Am I wrong?

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

I don't know... It just sounds to me that she don't want oral sex from you.

But you guys haven't fucked yet?

[Edited 7/8/12 15:56pm]

I also thought the same thing!

Dave mentioned otherwise, but I was simply going by his OP..... by reading his original post that Dave himself wrote... specifically the bolded parts.... (had to repeat a few points to hit home the whole changing up the story thingy about me misunderstanding what he wrote, which is the same thing other people are misunderstanding since he wrote what he wrote)

Dave1992 said:

We got quite close physically, but nothing too sexual went on yet and she actually said that I'm a very good kisser and that she can't wait to sleep with me, so I guess she's not lying to me because she doesn't want ME to lick her. She simply doesn't like to be licked.

She loves giving blowjobs, she loves being fingerfucked and she loves being fucked, of course. I asked her whether she ever had an orgasm with someone licking her, she said no. I mean, with all the women I've been with so far, one thing was the same (even though I'm a firm believer that no special "trick" works on every woman and that every woman embodies a new, unique sexual universe): They loved to be licked and that was the way they would come the quickest and easiest.

She says she does have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms and that she also has clitoral orgasms while being fucked (due to minor rubbing).

I asked her whether she was too sensitive down there, she said no.

I asked her whether she thought that a mouth should generally not touch a vagina, she said no (like I said, she loves active oral sex).

However, she once mentioned that everything about her private parts has to be perfect when someone gets close (as in clean shaven etc), so I thought that may be the problem. She may be afraid that someone might be put off by licking her pussy. I might ask her whether this possibility is true.

But so far she really seemed to genuinely just not want to be licked.

You should become a red-top press journalist.

What's now bold is what's actually relevant. How can you read a whole sentence and claim you can read and understand and that just focus on one subordinate clause?

The last sentence refers to her whole life, prior to when we met.

Timmy84 said:

*smh*

Dude, we can't do nothing for you man...

I might as well just say it, you asked a personal question, and what you got wasn't exactly what you were looking for...

And yet it seems the other posts just go back and forth.

In the OP, you were saying that "it's obvious she don't wanna get licked" and then... I don't know, were you expecting people to make her change your mind?

I mean if she's so satisfied with herself and doesn't want you to go down on her poonani, maybe she don't want you to.

I don't know, you and her need to discuss this because it's obvious you're not getting an answer or did you post this because you're amazed someone didn't want you to go down?

Then again, ask a personal question, get 100 different answers. Go for what you know even if she's not with it.

Other than that, I'm done.

[Edited 7/8/12 16:20pm]

Fucking hell, NOBODY DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO DOWN ON ANYONE! Is that so hard to understand?

She said she'd let me lick her anytime and if I wanted to, I could. This is not about me and my desires. This is not about her and my relationship.

This is about the reasons a woman may have for generally not wanting to have passive oral sex. This is not about me, for fuck's sake.

Timmy84 said:

paintedlady said:

*I lied, I ain't done with this topic just yet* But I will answer by saying:

Yeah it's all there in text. The girl clearly said she wants her pussy to remain perfect and that anything interrupting it (oral sex or whatever) could fuck her up. Now that I read other posts, women not wanting men to go down on them does seem normal.

Joe was right: sex is overrated.

Why the hell would oral sex "interrupt" her pussy being perfect? Would it "interrupt" it more than fucking? You're not making sense.

Cinny said:

Cinny said:

How is this affecting your love making playlist?

Lemme lick you up and dowwwn

Oh cmon

I love that song, but people who can't seem to (want to) know how to read are being a handful right now...

OzlemUcucu said:

Hilarious thread...when I hear some friends speak (male) about that sorta thing, it makes me laugh, I guess I kinda imagine of them having the brain of a peanut.

"Yes, I fucked her from behind" maybe Dave knows the answer to that...

What are you talking about/implying?

dJJ said:

Dave, you do react a little edgy when you get advise or opinions.

I've learned that when I ask for advise or opinions, I thank people. Even if it was not the answer I wanted to hear.

That's why I as advice. Because I know I'm not right all the time and input of others offers me a broader or new perspective. Therefore I've learned not to dismiss reactions of others. Because next time they don't feel like helping you out again........

Advice on WHAT?

Am I looking for advice how to lick pussy or how to make a woman enjoy her pussy being licked? If you think I am, there's something wrong with your comprehension.

I am not looking for anyone to "help me out". Where the fuck do I ask for anyone's help? Where the fuck did I say something along the lines "help me, she doesn't want me to lick her" or even "I have licked her and she didn't like it. What shall I do?"!?

I haven't dismissed one single opinion. I have even said that some theories on here sound solid. I have only dismissed people who can't read properly and think I am looking for some kind of "advice" because I have some kind of personal "problem".

I've met a few women who'd rather give than recieve. Sometimes it had to do with insecurity, sometimes they were just really that submissive and got more pleasure out of pleasing than being pleased. Whatever gets them off.

EvilAngel said:

I've met a few women who'd rather give than recieve. Sometimes it had to do with insecurity, sometimes they were just really that submissive and got more pleasure out of pleasing than being pleased. Whatever gets them off.

Yeah, that sounds extremely reasonable. I also got the impression that she somehow needed to me submissive and to please and that she completely forgets about herself and her own needs and simply letting go...

She mentioned she would do anything to a man (she explicitly said she would lick his arse), but she wouldn't want any tongue to come near her arse.

Your theory of her simply being extremely submissive sounds most reasonable so far.

And please let me congratulate you on mastering the art of reading properly. It's become quite rare nowadays, it seems.

Dave1992 said:

I might just fuck her in the ass

This is what I was implying. I kinda think U oughta masturbate and re-think this whole thing again, I believe it iwll dawn on

[Edited 7/8/12 18:11pm]

Dave1992 said:

Timmy84 said:

*I lied, I ain't done with this topic just yet* But I will answer by saying:

Yeah it's all there in text. The girl clearly said she wants her pussy to remain perfect and that anything interrupting it (oral sex or whatever) could fuck her up. Now that I read other posts, women not wanting men to go down on them does seem normal.

Joe was right: sex is overrated.

Why the hell would oral sex "interrupt" her pussy being perfect? Would it "interrupt" it more than fucking? You're not making sense.

This whole thread ain't making sense.

OzlemUcucu said:

Dave1992 said:

I might just fuck her in the ass

This is what I was implying. I kinda think U oughta masturbate and re-think this whole thing again, I believe it iwll dawn on

[Edited 7/8/12 18:11pm]

Humour, honey, humour...

Timmy84 said:

Dave1992 said:

Why the hell would oral sex "interrupt" her pussy being perfect? Would it "interrupt" it more than fucking? You're not making sense.

This whole thread ain't making sense.

Really depends on her state of mind. She may well be thinking oral sex is very interrputing to her perfect pussy, maybe fuckin is less of an interruption of the flow....timmy is right on that one.

Dave1992 said:

Cinny said:

Oh cmon

I love that song, but people who can't seem to (want to) know how to read are being a handful right now...

Dave1992 said:

Cerebus said:

Yeah, but even if she actually smells like roses, she might think otherwise. Either because if a bad experience in the past, or just because she's not really sure. I know both can happen. She could just need some gentle encouragement in that regard.

"By the way, when were we in my car last week, I could smell your pussy! But don't worry, babe, the smell was lovely."

That's not gentle, and if that's all the game you've got than you have bigger fish to fry... excuse me... bigger problems than one woman not wanting you to "lick her".

You eat your dinner, eat your pork & beans

I eat more chicken any man ever seen

Dave1992 said:

EvilAngel said:

I've met a few women who'd rather give than recieve. Sometimes it had to do with insecurity, sometimes they were just really that submissive and got more pleasure out of pleasing than being pleased. Whatever gets them off.

Yeah, that sounds extremely reasonable. I also got the impression that she somehow needed to me submissive and to please and that she completely forgets about herself and her own needs and simply letting go...

She mentioned she would do anything to a man (she explicitly said she would lick his arse), but she wouldn't want any tongue to come near her arse.

Your theory of her simply being extremely submissive sounds most reasonable so far.

And please let me congratulate you on mastering the art of reading properly. It's become quite rare nowadays, it seems.

Interesting Freudian slip.

novabrkr said:

Dave1992 said:

Yeah, that sounds extremely reasonable. I also got the impression that she somehow needed to me submissive and to please and that she completely forgets about herself and her own needs and simply letting go...

She mentioned she would do anything to a man (she explicitly said she would lick his arse), but she wouldn't want any tongue to come near her arse.

Your theory of her simply being extremely submissive sounds most reasonable so far.

And please let me congratulate you on mastering the art of reading properly. It's become quite rare nowadays, it seems.

Interesting Freudian slip.

Soooo have you licked her yet?

tinaz said:

Soooo have you licked her yet?

tinaz said:

Soooo have you licked her yet?

No, and we will take our time with that. So far we're happy spending nights together driving around, talking, laughing, kissing and simply getting to know each other better. Whenever we'll talk about sex again, I'll make sure to ask her to try to figure out what exactly causes her phobia of cunnilingus and maybe we'll be able to work it out together.

geeeze! I read almost this whole thread and NO one mentioned FRICTION!

I DON'T LIKE BEING LICKED EITHER! there...I said it. I just don't...mainly because it's too wet. I like a little friction down there and licking and sucking doesn't provide that.

dang...it ain't that complicated folx.

Shorty said:

geeeze! I read almost this whole thread and NO one mentioned FRICTION!

I DON'T LIKE BEING LICKED EITHER! there...I said it. I just don't...mainly because it's too wet. I like a little friction down there and licking and sucking doesn't provide that.

dang...it ain't that complicated folx.

A very, very reasonable and logical reply. Thank you.

You actually read the OP and answered a simple question, instead of looking for reasons to say it is my fault she generally doesn't like to be licked (even though I pointed out often enough that I haven't licked her yet and that she already didn't enjoy being licked prior to meeting me, but whatever). Well done!

Dave1992 said:

Shorty said:

geeeze! I read almost this whole thread and NO one mentioned FRICTION!

I DON'T LIKE BEING LICKED EITHER! there...I said it. I just don't...mainly because it's too wet. I like a little friction down there and licking and sucking doesn't provide that.

dang...it ain't that complicated folx.

A very, very reasonable and logical reply. Thank you.

You actually read the OP and answered a simple question, instead of looking for reasons to say it is my fault she generally doesn't like to be licked (even though I pointed out often enough that I haven't licked her yet and that she already didn't enjoy being licked prior to meeting me, but whatever). Well done!

you're welcome.

Shorty said:

geeeze! I read almost this whole thread and NO one mentioned FRICTION!

I DON'T LIKE BEING LICKED EITHER! there...I said it. I just don't...mainly because it's too wet. I like a little friction down there and licking and sucking doesn't provide that.

dang...it ain't that complicated folx.

My tongue is like sandpaper.

I don't like blow jobs. I can't even feel anything. Rather fuck any day...

MidniteMagnet said:

I don't like blow jobs. I can't even feel anything. Rather fuck any day...

Same here. Makes it difficult to stay hard:

EvilAngel said:

MidniteMagnet said:

I don't like blow jobs. I can't even feel anything. Rather fuck any day...

Same here. Makes it difficult to stay hard:

Thank God, I'm not alone! I thought I was a freak or something.