Deadflow3r said:

I was robbed today:-( - basic pursesnatching at 5am in the morning. I live in a bad area and volunteer at the breakfast shift at the homeless shelter I was living at.

A man drove up beside me on his bicycle, while I was walking down Martin Luther King Blvd and grabbed my bag.

He only got less than 15 dollars but it is replacing the I.D's that should be a problem

I have no proof of residency in this state.

If I was back in Massachusetts this would not be such a big issue; I am in New Orleans. This should be fun, .

Girl just say your I.D got stolen and when they ask you fill out paperwork, use pre-Katrina dates. In fact, go further back than that. I've heard that people have been going to NO to get alt I.Ds because their database is jacked and they can't truly verify anyone so they're handing out I.Ds without needing documentation like birth certificates or proof of residence. Its worth a try rather than going in there honest and getting turned down.

HotGritz said:

Deadflow3r said:

I was robbed today:-( - basic pursesnatching at 5am in the morning. I live in a bad area and volunteer at the breakfast shift at the homeless shelter I was living at.

A man drove up beside me on his bicycle, while I was walking down Martin Luther King Blvd and grabbed my bag.

He only got less than 15 dollars but it is replacing the I.D's that should be a problem

I have no proof of residency in this state.

If I was back in Massachusetts this would not be such a big issue; I am in New Orleans. This should be fun, .

Girl just say your I.D got stolen and when they ask you fill out paperwork, use pre-Katrina dates. In fact, go further back than that. I've heard that people have been going to NO to get alt I.Ds because their database is jacked and they can't truly verify anyone so they're handing out I.Ds without needing documentation like birth certificates or proof of residence. Its worth a try rather than going in there honest and getting turned down.

Thanks

I will keep you posted on how I am doing!!!

Deadflow3r said:

HotGritz said:

Girl just say your I.D got stolen and when they ask you fill out paperwork, use pre-Katrina dates. In fact, go further back than that. I've heard that people have been going to NO to get alt I.Ds because their database is jacked and they can't truly verify anyone so they're handing out I.Ds without needing documentation like birth certificates or proof of residence. Its worth a try rather than going in there honest and getting turned down.

Thanks

I will keep you posted on how I am doing!!!

And BE SAFE!

Stop telling me things that reel me back in when I'm trying to cut the line.

i've been wrong about the date everyday

this week. SO, imagine me arguin that today

was the 28th i said, and i qwote,

"i been wrong about the date three days this week.

HOW SENILE WOULD I HAVE TO BE TO NOT KNOW
WHUT TODAY IS???"

that's just how senile i am

For once I wish life wasn't a constant battle. This assignment is just going over my head at the moment but I've got to get it done so I can start studying for my accounting final

At least I get the chance to take my mind off business tomorrow .. if only for a night *swept with wave of relief*

Mya said:

For once I wish life wasn't a constant battle. This assignment is just going over my head at the moment but I've got to get it done so I can start studying for my accounting final

At least I get the chance to take my mind off business tomorrow .. if only for a night *swept with wave of relief*

i'm out of classes 'til the 10th,

i'll chillax for ya

Shorty said:

I just read this whole thread.

i got a huge as zit on my forehead

is this whut life ahs come to? the first

time i got one these things i was 27

unless you count the ones i got in

my pubes (hehe) BUT THIS IS REDICULOUS

I'M FUCIN 56 TEARS OLD and it HURTS

i love cabbage

Shorty said:

I just read this whole thread.

God, I just thought of you the other day and how much I miss seeing you on GD! How long did it take to read this important info here, ??

Deadflow3r said:

Shorty said:

I just read this whole thread.

God, I just thought of you the other day and how much I miss seeing you on GD! How long did it take to read this important info here, ??

JustErin said:

Stop telling me things that reel me back in when I'm trying to cut the line.

That is the absolute fuckin' worst, especially when you know it's being done for self-serving reasons.

Mya said:

For once I wish life wasn't a constant battle.

Amen.

Deadflow3r said:

I was robbed today:-( - basic pursesnatching at 5am in the morning. I live in a bad area and volunteer at the breakfast shift at the homeless shelter I was living at.

A man drove up beside me on his bicycle, while I was walking down Martin Luther King Blvd and grabbed my bag.

He only got less than 15 dollars but it is replacing the I.D's that should be a problem

I have no proof of residency in this state.

If I was back in Massachusetts this would not be such a big issue; I am in New Orleans. This should be fun, .

If this roast comes out dry, I'mma be maaaaaaaad

i don't care who you are...

EAT A DICK!!!

I miss RicoN

I was sitting with my guy on the couch cuddling...

I look up at his eyes and say...

Me: "Hon, I need a gun."

Him: "Um... OK, but why do you need it?"

Me: "To apply caulk to the tiles and tub..."

Him: "Oh!"

Me:

oh shit... he would have gotten me a gun?

*mental note: never fuck with this guy*

My mother told me that she saw a post I made on facebook about James Deen and decided she wanted to read up a little on him so she googled him.

Um...she said she found some "interesting sites" and admitted that she spent 40 minutes on his blog....she said she couldn't stop reading it!

paintedlady said:

paintedlady said:

I was sitting with my guy on the couch cuddling...

I look up at his eyes and say...

Me: "Hon, I need a gun."

Him: "Um... OK, but why do you need it?"

Me: "To apply caulk to the tiles and tub..."

Him: "Oh!"

Me:

oh shit... he would have gotten me a gun?

*mental note: never fuck with this guy*

Oh my damn.

paintedlady said:

I was sitting with my guy on the couch cuddling...

I look up at his eyes and say...

Me: "Hon, I need a gun."

Him: "Um... OK, but why do you need it?"

Me: "To apply caulk to the tiles and tub..."

Him: "Oh!"

Me:

oh shit... he would have gotten me a gun?

*mental note: never fuck with this guy*

I got this comment tonight:

"Dude, the gym is really paying off for you".

I should be completing my assignment (that's due tomorrow) but instead I'm reading comments from an account I made on the Org when I was 14 I don't understand why I was even allowed on the internet at that age

Mya said:

I should be completing my assignment (that's due tomorrow) but instead I'm reading comments from an account I made on the Org when I was 14 I don't understand why I was even allowed on the internet at that age

my paper is due mon. 4/9

but i got it done this mornin...

i'm almost gettin where school feels like a chore.

14? i hope that was over 10 years ago

KingBAD said:

Mya said:

I should be completing my assignment (that's due tomorrow) but instead I'm reading comments from an account I made on the Org when I was 14 I don't understand why I was even allowed on the internet at that age

my paper is due mon. 4/9

but i got it done this mornin...

i'm almost gettin where school feels like a chore.

14? i hope that was over 10 years ago

When doesn't school feel like a chore more like it!

I don't know whether to take the '10 years ago' offensively or as a compliment

Was it you that was complaining about the elusive bubble? Well if yes CABBAGE is the reason.

Ottensen said:

i love cabbage

I've been laughing about puppet porn for hours since I watched that Black Demon Doll movie on here. It's 3:50 in the morning, and I'm still cracking the eff up. I guess I needed the laugh.

But my birds are looking at me like..."what the hell is wrong with this woman?"