LadyLuvSexxy said:

KingBAD said:

is that a fuckin moth in my room?

don't birds eat bugs? why are my

birds lookin at the moth, instead of

fuckin it up? i should write a book

You have Parakeets, right? I do to. That's exactly what mine will do. Just....look at it like "what the hell is that?" Not very helpful.

prodigalfan said:

ScarletScandal said:

If you fuck the right people in LA, you can get some free weed

GOOD shit too!

Reeeaaally???

That's a real bonus.

Someone who is a dead lay suddenly becomes a superstar.

Who benefits the most?? The dead lay who is passing the weed to become the superstar or the one enduring the boring roll.... and suddenly it is not that boring anymore....

Men are good at this.

I have a tiny dick that likes to stay soft but I have a Neimans charge card and drive an enviable car.

I wonder how many men are giving ScarletScandal both great weed and great dick, alll for free!

prodigalfan said:

ScarletScandal said:

If you fuck the right people in LA, you can get some free weed

GOOD shit too!

Reeeaaally???

That's a real bonus.

Someone who is a dead lay suddenly becomes a superstar.

Who benefits the most?? The dead lay who is passing the weed to become the superstar or the one enduring the boring roll.... and suddenly it is not that boring anymore....

Is that a gay joke?

JustErin said:

I love the way I look right after I work out. I feel super hot and sexy at the moment and my hair still looks amazing today.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

KingBAD said:

is that a fuckin moth in my room?

don't birds eat bugs? why are my

birds lookin at the moth, instead of

fuckin it up? i should write a book

You have Parakeets, right? I do too. That's exactly what mine will do. Just....look at it like "what the hell is that?" Not very helpful. Their little beady eyes and the sideways look is cute, though.

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they haven't been cute since i got them 'clipped'

now they sit around and plot all day, UNLESS

i'm takin a nap, THEN they find a need to get in my

face then run when they see i'm awake.

they only need me to get back to the cage

THEN THEY WANNA BE CUTE

if they don't need me the cute shit stays in the bag

If you have an inherent mistrust of people, I tend to think you, yourself, are untrustworthy.

Deadflow3r said:

prodigalfan said:

Reeeaaally???

That's a real bonus.

Someone who is a dead lay suddenly becomes a superstar.

Who benefits the most?? The dead lay who is passing the weed to become the superstar or the one enduring the boring roll.... and suddenly it is not that boring anymore....

Men are good at this.

I have a tiny dick that likes to stay soft but I have a Neimans charge card and drive an enviable car.

I wonder how many men are giving ScarletScandal both great weed and great dick, alll for free!

Now THIS is something to write home about.

ScarletScandal said:

prodigalfan said:

Reeeaaally???

That's a real bonus.

Someone who is a dead lay suddenly becomes a superstar.

Who benefits the most?? The dead lay who is passing the weed to become the superstar or the one enduring the boring roll.... and suddenly it is not that boring anymore....

Is that a gay joke?

prodigalfan said:

ScarletScandal said:

Is that a gay joke?

No, is a sex joke. Did you think it was a gay joke?

That's racist.

ScarletScandal said:

prodigalfan said:

No, is a sex joke. Did you think it was a gay joke?

That's racist.

down right anti semetic

if you ask me

Wanna be queen bees are a trip. Can I push one of them over just for fun? Girl, if you was you wouldn't have to do all that slammin', your very essence would just shine through. Lawd I swear, folks gotta laugh at the ish sometimes.

"Bitch, 95% of your beauty

i can wipe away with a wet kleenex"

KingBAD said:

I love grilled cheese sandwhiches.

Especially when the bread is toasted and buttery.

Grill that muthafucca with some jarlesberg and swiss!

Oooh Wee that's a good sammich!

Wash it down with some Fanta Orange soda. This is the good life.

Dick Dick Dick. Dickety Dick Dick.

Cock.

AsherFierce said:

Dick Dick Dick. Dickety Dick Dick.

Cock.

ScarletScandal said:

prodigalfan said:

No, is a sex joke. Did you think it was a gay joke?

That's racist.

So I take it, it's bird mating season. Every day for what seems like weeks, birds are just chirping away at 11, 12, 1am. It's weird. Granted it doesn't keep me up at night, but I go get a drink of water or walk out to the garage, and hear happy chirping, dozens of 'em, it's soo unusual until it makes one wonder what the heck is up.

I'm a sweet person. Really, I am. When you start fucking with stuff without asking, that's when the hard ass comes out. Sooo...I guess that means no flat iron, no charger cord, and no high speed Internet for you, babe. Walk on down to the library.

Take my iPod without asking. Girl please. If that thing got stolen or broken while in your care.....

I really can't right now. That's something special to me because there's music on there that's hard to find. I don't even know if I still have most of those songs. I am PISSED right now and waiting for this girl to get home. I'm not used to showering in silence without somebody singing....ugh.

morningsong said:

So I take it, it's bird mating season. Every day for what seems like weeks, birds are just chirping away at 11, 12, 1am. It's weird. Granted it doesn't keep me up at night, but I go get a drink of water or walk out to the garage, and hear happy chirping, dozens of 'em, it's soo unusual until it makes one wonder what the heck is up.

it's at 5:45a and it's not chirpin of lil birdies

it's some fuckin pigeons next door fuckin

for hours, then my babies wanna argue

with them at sunup

Put burts bee lotion on and with in 30 seconds burned my skin!

ScarletScandal said:

AsherFierce said:

Dick Dick Dick. Dickety Dick Dick.

Cock.

to both posts.

kewlschool said:

what to do for the Easter dinner? buffet or sit down?

This cycle is never going to end. I have to seriously take myself out of this equation.

KidaDynamite said:

This cycle is never going to end. I have to seriously take myself out of this equation.

YOU CAN DO IT!

Hershe said:

I think he is a narcoleptic.

he prolly is...

who we talkin 'bout?

I am now officially adding frakkin' to my vocabulary.