JustErin said:

KingBAD said:

pictures

Of what?

i was just followin the crowd

okay now i'm into a creative food mode.

i just shredded some hershey's milk chocolate and sprinkled it over some ritz crackers and nuked it.

now i'm going to try it.

mmmmmmmmmm good!

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free2bfreeda said:

okay now i'm into a creative food mode.

i just shredded some hershey's milk chocolate and sprinkled it over some ritz crackers and nuked it.

now i'm going to try it.

mmmmmmmmmm good!

...

That reminds me of the time I waned something sweet. So I took Nutella and make little Ritz cracker/Nutella sandwiches and then froze them. They were pretty damn good, too.

i sneezed over 45 secs ago and still

see stars

Why the hell do mascara commericals try so hard to make you believe the models don't have $100 false eyelashes on? Does anyone really believe that $25 little tube is going to make your eyes look like this?

Obviously the answer is YES because this is a billion $ industry.

KingBAD said:

i sneezed over 45 secs ago and still

see stars

noimageatall said:

Why the hell do mascara commericals try so hard to make you believe the models don't have $100 false eyelashes on? Does anyone really believe that $25 little tube is going to make your eyes look like this?

Obviously the answer is YES because this is a billion $ industry.

I say the samething. People are so clueless.

KingBAD said:

i sneezed over 45 secs ago and still

see stars

I need more girlfriends again.

My bf plays on a pool league. I’ve never really taken much interest cause it’s his thing he does – he doesn’t go out for “guy” nights with his buddies, he plays pool on the league twice a week.

But we were bbq-ing at his brother’s yesterday afternoon and enjoying ourselves and he realized he was running late so he asked me to come along in lieu of brining me home first (which woulda been way out of the way). So I went and watched him play. My goodness, my man looks good bent over a pool table. And I absolutely adore his forearms as he’s lining up his shot.

Since we hadn’t much talked about pool I asked him lots of questions last night. Turns out my bf is in the top 2 rated players on both of the leagues he plays on, and has been for a few years (he’s won top player for the season more than once). I’m not the competitive type at all so I had no idea I’d find him doing so well so attractive. He won his match last night, and he’s an incredibly gracious winner. Turns out, I find that trait extremely attractive as well.

I realized when I got home I no longer have close girlfriends I regularly call that I could call and gush to about this. Maybe that’s what happens when you’re not a teenager anymore, but dammit, someone should have to listen to me moon over my boyfriend. So I suppose I’ll type it out here instead.

HotGritz said:

Humanity is like cheese. The older it gets the more it stinks.

from your favorite 50 year old!

KingBAD said:

Deadflow3r said:

I got my tongue pierced on March 3rd and my lip pierced on March 18th. This has led to a drop in weight of over 10 pounds! This is a very strange diet strategy but it works wonders! (Unless of course you decide you will eat nothing but ice cream shakes).

but you picked up weight on the post

(doubble postin and all)

Yeah, what the hell is with that?

CarrieMpls said:

I need more girlfriends again.

My bf plays on a pool league. I’ve never really taken much interest cause it’s his thing he does – he doesn’t go out for “guy” nights with his buddies, he plays pool on the league twice a week.

But we were bbq-ing at his brother’s yesterday afternoon and enjoying ourselves and he realized he was running late so he asked me to come along in lieu of brining me home first (which woulda been way out of the way). So I went and watched him play. My goodness, my man looks good bent over a pool table. And I absolutely adore his forearms as he’s lining up his shot.

Since we hadn’t much talked about pool I asked him lots of questions last night. Turns out my bf is in the top 2 rated players on both of the leagues he plays on, and has been for a few years (he’s won top player for the season more than once). I’m not the competitive type at all so I had no idea I’d find him doing so well so attractive. He won his match last night, and he’s an incredibly gracious winner. Turns out, I find that trait extremely attractive as well.

I realized when I got home I no longer have close girlfriends I regularly call that I could call and gush to about this. Maybe that’s what happens when you’re not a teenager anymore, but dammit, someone should have to listen to me moon over my boyfriend. So I suppose I’ll type it out here instead.

I am glad that u and your boyfriend are doing well.

I didn't grow up competing either. I would love to joine a team now that is funp; my choice would be a water ballet type of thing. I see teams made up of ladies from middle age to old age and they compete, get great exercise and look like they are having fun and spending much time laughing their ass off.

CarrieMpls said:

I need more girlfriends again.

My bf plays on a pool league. I’ve never really taken much interest cause it’s his thing he does – he doesn’t go out for “guy” nights with his buddies, he plays pool on the league twice a week.

But we were bbq-ing at his brother’s yesterday afternoon and enjoying ourselves and he realized he was running late so he asked me to come along in lieu of brining me home first (which woulda been way out of the way). So I went and watched him play. My goodness, my man looks good bent over a pool table. And I absolutely adore his forearms as he’s lining up his shot.

Since we hadn’t much talked about pool I asked him lots of questions last night. Turns out my bf is in the top 2 rated players on both of the leagues he plays on, and has been for a few years (he’s won top player for the season more than once). I’m not the competitive type at all so I had no idea I’d find him doing so well so attractive. He won his match last night, and he’s an incredibly gracious winner. Turns out, I find that trait extremely attractive as well.

I realized when I got home I no longer have close girlfriends I regularly call that I could call and gush to about this. Maybe that’s what happens when you’re not a teenager anymore, but dammit, someone should have to listen to me moon over my boyfriend. So I suppose I’ll type it out here instead.

That's so sweet! How am I to make fun of that!?

Today in the early afternoon, my phone rings a three separate times. when I answer it, caller says nothing. I hear faint background noises.

Then around 5:30, another call from a company called 'system care.' a male caller tells me "my computer has a virus and needs attention." i'm thinking, "how did this guy get my tele-#. so immediately, i ask him the name of his company, he tells me "system care."

then i ask him for a return number so i can confirm his company. the guy hangs up? is this weird or what? i'm so wondering how he thinks my computer has a virus. evenmore, how he got my telephone number.

has anyone else ever experienced such a call?

my uterus hurts

why...

Deadflow3r said:

CarrieMpls said:

I need more girlfriends again.

My bf plays on a pool league. I’ve never really taken much interest cause it’s his thing he does – he doesn’t go out for “guy” nights with his buddies, he plays pool on the league twice a week.

But we were bbq-ing at his brother’s yesterday afternoon and enjoying ourselves and he realized he was running late so he asked me to come along in lieu of brining me home first (which woulda been way out of the way). So I went and watched him play. My goodness, my man looks good bent over a pool table. And I absolutely adore his forearms as he’s lining up his shot.

Since we hadn’t much talked about pool I asked him lots of questions last night. Turns out my bf is in the top 2 rated players on both of the leagues he plays on, and has been for a few years (he’s won top player for the season more than once). I’m not the competitive type at all so I had no idea I’d find him doing so well so attractive. He won his match last night, and he’s an incredibly gracious winner. Turns out, I find that trait extremely attractive as well.

I realized when I got home I no longer have close girlfriends I regularly call that I could call and gush to about this. Maybe that’s what happens when you’re not a teenager anymore, but dammit, someone should have to listen to me moon over my boyfriend. So I suppose I’ll type it out here instead.

I am glad that u and your boyfriend are doing well.

I didn't grow up competing either. I would love to joine a team now that is funp; my choice would be a water ballet type of thing. I see teams made up of ladies from middle age to old age and they compete, get great exercise and look like they are having fun and spending much time laughing their ass off.

Thanks!

Water ballet sounds super fun!

kewlschool said:

CarrieMpls said:

I need more girlfriends again.

My bf plays on a pool league. I’ve never really taken much interest cause it’s his thing he does – he doesn’t go out for “guy” nights with his buddies, he plays pool on the league twice a week.

But we were bbq-ing at his brother’s yesterday afternoon and enjoying ourselves and he realized he was running late so he asked me to come along in lieu of brining me home first (which woulda been way out of the way). So I went and watched him play. My goodness, my man looks good bent over a pool table. And I absolutely adore his forearms as he’s lining up his shot.

Since we hadn’t much talked about pool I asked him lots of questions last night. Turns out my bf is in the top 2 rated players on both of the leagues he plays on, and has been for a few years (he’s won top player for the season more than once). I’m not the competitive type at all so I had no idea I’d find him doing so well so attractive. He won his match last night, and he’s an incredibly gracious winner. Turns out, I find that trait extremely attractive as well.

I realized when I got home I no longer have close girlfriends I regularly call that I could call and gush to about this. Maybe that’s what happens when you’re not a teenager anymore, but dammit, someone should have to listen to me moon over my boyfriend. So I suppose I’ll type it out here instead.

That's so sweet! How am I to make fun of that!?

IamFunkay7 said:

my uterus hurts

you braggin???

IamFunkay7 said:

my uterus hurts

I just had so much hair fall out when I dyed it! I'm surprised there's any left on my head.

I hate it when I have to fart but the fart don't want to come out. Gas pain is a mother...

These beanos aint workin' and I've had like a half gallon of water. All piss but no fart. That motherfuckin' bubble is eluding me. Shady ass. Ima get it tho. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you, you fuckin' fart. This is my tummy and you are not welcome!!!!!!!!!!

CarrieMpls said:

kewlschool said:

That's so sweet! How am I to make fun of that!?

KingBAD said:

IamFunkay7 said:

my uterus hurts

you braggin???

he knows how much i love lillies...sweet sweet love

I want to live at The Plaza.

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here i am up at o'dark early.

i'm thinking wtf! why did i watch sharon stone and leonardo de caprio in 'the quick and the dead' last night when i knew i had to be up early.

somebody call sharon's driver and tell him/her to come by and drive me to my appointment this morning.!

just kidding. (i think.)

I was robbed today:-( - basic pursesnatching at 5am in the morning. I live in a bad area and volunteer at the breakfast shift at the homeless shelter I was living at.

A man drove up beside me on his bicycle, while I was walking down Martin Luther King Blvd and grabbed my bag.

He only got less than 15 dollars but it is replacing the I.D's that should be a problem

I have no proof of residency in this state.

If I was back in Massachusetts this would not be such a big issue; I am in New Orleans. This should be fun, .

Deadflow3r said:

HotGritz said:

Humanity is like cheese. The older it gets the more it stinks.

from your favorite 50 year old!

Yeah but when you turn 60....ima bring a fan and some lysol. In the mean time...you're sweet as a rose.