Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards? Is it the police? Your neighbours? Your husband? Dogs shitting on your lawn? Children playing on your lawn? The youth? Drugs?

Tell me, bastards, I wanna know.

Yo Dave!

Every day on the way to and from school we have to walk down a lane. It gets used by dog walkers and every single f**king day there is at least one pile of dog shit in the lane. It pisses me off more than anything in the world - seriously. Why would anyone let their dog shit in an area like that?!

Lisa10 said:

Yo Dave!

Every day on the way to and from school we have to walk down a lane. It gets used by dog walkers and every single f**king day there is at least one pile of dog shit in the lane. It pisses me off more than anything in the world - seriously. Why would anyone let their dog shit in an area like that?!

Yo cutie!

So, do you occassionally yell out "BASTARDS!!" or something like that? I love doing that, it releases my deepest emotions.

Go ahead and give it a try. It's brilliant. "BAAAAAASTAAAARRRRRDS!!"

I hate people who let their dogs shit everywhere. That's the only downside of Vienna/Austria - people here are oh-so-alternative and pseudo-intellectual, they let them fucking pets take over. Children's playgrounds have to be fenced, while dogs run around parks and shit everywhere, then run back to their owner to get their soft pats on the head; "well done, Oscar, that was a huge pile of poo! I love you, little poo-poo Oscar! I'm so proud of you! Next time try to shit on a child's head and you'll get an even bigger reward, little Oscar!"

BASTARDS.

Everyday!

To the Kings and Queens of the road. Those people to whom driving rules don't apply.

HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA!

I never swear in English No one would understand me anyway

PANDURITO said:

Everyday!

To the Kings and Queens of the road. Those people to whom driving rules don't apply.

HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA!

I never swear in English No one would understand me anyway

Hmm, what kind of drivers do you mean by that? I do drive quick (but not aggressively), but am not very tolerant when it comes to confused people who can't think logically while driving or who are afraid of driving and make silly, dangerous mistakes... I don't think I'm the king of the road, but I think the traffic would be much more fluent and safer if all people were driving like me

Dave1992 said:

PANDURITO said:

Everyday!

To the Kings and Queens of the road. Those people to whom driving rules don't apply.

HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA!

I never swear in English No one would understand me anyway

Hmm, what kind of drivers do you mean by that? I do drive quick (but not aggressively), but am not very tolerant when it comes to confused people who can't think logically while driving or who are afraid of driving and make silly, dangerous mistakes... I don't think I'm the king of the road, but I think the traffic would be much more fluent and safer if all people were driving like me

Hijo de...

Sorry. No, I mean people using the wrong lanes, deciding at the last moment they want to leave the main road and crossing all lanes without signaling, driving through traffic circles in a straight line!!! and things like that

PANDURITO said:

Dave1992 said:

Hmm, what kind of drivers do you mean by that? I do drive quick (but not aggressively), but am not very tolerant when it comes to confused people who can't think logically while driving or who are afraid of driving and make silly, dangerous mistakes... I don't think I'm the king of the road, but I think the traffic would be much more fluent and safer if all people were driving like me

Hijo de...

Sorry. No, I mean people using the wrong lanes, deciding at the last moment they want to leave the main road and crossing all lanes without signaling, driving through traffic circles in a straight line!!! and things like that

Oh yeah, I understand. Those certainly are HIJOS DE LA GRAN PUTA!

Dave1992 said:

Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards? Is it the police? Your neighbours? Your husband? Dogs shitting on your lawn? Children playing on your lawn? The youth? Drugs?

Tell me, bastards, I wanna know.

Complaining bastards. Stop complaining.

ConsciousContact said:

Dave1992 said:

Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards? Is it the police? Your neighbours? Your husband? Dogs shitting on your lawn? Children playing on your lawn? The youth? Drugs?

Tell me, bastards, I wanna know.

Complaining bastards. Stop complaining.

So what do you do if a dog shits in your garden? Take off your birkenstock-shoes, jump into the pile and perform a free dance and thank mother nature for this heavenly present?

Shit for brains

Hammerhead

Piece of Shit

Asshole

Fuckin' Idiot

those are classics of mine when I'm driving, the road is FULL of dangerous bastards...

Right now the bastard in my life is this dude that confessed all these feelings for me and then turned around and not only acted like an asshole towards me but created a bunch of stupid drama between us, involving people close to me.

I'd still sleep with him though....but until that happens, he's a bastard.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Right now the bastard in my life is this dude that confessed all these feelings for me and then turned around and not only acted like an asshole towards me but created a bunch of stupid drama between us, involving people close to me.

I'd still sleep with him though....but until that happens, he's a bastard.

So still nothing has happened???? Bastard!!!!!!

Haha...yeah, nothing. We don't really see each other that much. A run in now and them.

I think he's off and on with some other chick anyway. I did send him an email a week or so ago asking what the hell was up with his behaviour and all he wrote back was, "You know, it's funny. I was thinking just today that I wish things were easier between us."

Huh? I was like, "I see no reason why they can't be".

And of course, I never heard anything back after that.

Dave1992 said:

Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards?

manchester united

whistle said:

Dave1992 said:

Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards?

manchester united

hohoh I'm still laughing at that 3-1

whistle said:

Dave1992 said:

Okay, people. Everybody has some of them in their lives, almost everybody calls it out loud at least once a week, everybody is one to at least another person they met... what would we be without BASTARDS?

So: Who are your favourite bastards? Who do you regularly call bastards?

manchester united

You bastard!

JoeTyler said:

whistle said:

manchester united

hohoh I'm still laughing at that 3-1

Scouse bastard!

Ahh, that felt great. Thanks folks, thanks football!

JustErin said:

Right now the bastard in my life is this dude that confessed all these feelings for me and then turned around and not only acted like an asshole towards me but created a bunch of stupid drama between us, involving people close to me.

I'd still sleep with him though....but until that happens, he's a bastard.

You can take me instead. You can even call me "bastard". But only if I can call you a filthy bitch.

Dave1992 said:

Ahh, that felt great. Thanks folks, thanks football!

you're velcome

bastard!

Dave1992 said:

ConsciousContact said:

Complaining bastards. Stop complaining.

So what do you do if a dog shits in your garden? Take off your birkenstock-shoes, jump into the pile and perform a free dance and thank mother nature for this heavenly present?

Clean it up.

Yeah there's 2 f*cking bastards in my life right now, that wouldn't exist if I could only get those damned voodoo dolls to work!

ConsciousContact said:

Dave1992 said:

So what do you do if a dog shits in your garden? Take off your birkenstock-shoes, jump into the pile and perform a free dance and thank mother nature for this heavenly present?

Clean it up.

Well, sorry! Too cool for that! I'd tell the dog owner to do that and never ever let his dog on my lawn again. Then I'd probably call both of them bastards, just for the sake of fun!

Im a Bastard!!!!!! A huge nasty Bastard!!!!!!!!!! Im trying 2 change!! but sometimes being an utter bastard protects me!keeps me safe!keeps possible other Bastards well away!!

davetherave6767 said:

Im a Bastard!!!!!! A huge nasty Bastard!!!!!!!!!! Im trying 2 change!! but sometimes being an utter bastard protects me!keeps me safe!keeps possible other Bastards well away!!

Bastards attract bastards you prick.

yesterday it was the stupid cop that pulled me over. Said he clocked me doig 48 (oh my!) in a 35 but said I was going "much faster" than that prior to him getting me on radar. He asked me how fast I thought I was going and I said, I don't know but I'm sure it wasn't "much faster" (with an attitude) than 48, and he's said well, I'm sure it was. I said, honestly we (my 4 yr old and I) were playing a sponge bob game and I got a little carried away. He looked surprised as he hadn't noticed my son in the back.

I dunno, I was extremely annoyed with his stupid questions, "where are you going?" I said "work" (I mean really, it's 8 am..where the fuck does he think I'm going) "where are you coming from?" I said "home" (again...WTF?) as he went back to his car I said to my son....I don't think I'm getting a warning this time Aric. BUT a warning is all I got. hahahahaha! I think it's cause he knew I wasn't going THAT fast. I felt like asking him if this is what he really envisioned doing when he dreamt of being a cop someday?

if he only knew that was probably the 6th or 7th warning I've gotton on that road in probably 2 years. hahahahaha...ya bastard!

don't get me wrong folx, I'm not a crazy driver, especially with my kids in my car. It's just I drive this relatively straight 10 mile stretch of road every day...the speed limit is 35 all the way down and back and I find it to be a ridiculously slow speed limit. It's not a city street, there are no play grounds or even many houses on it. it's dumb.

Shorty said:

yesterday it was the stupid cop that pulled me over. Said he clocked me doig 48 (oh my!) in a 35 but said I was going "much faster" than that prior to him getting me on radar. He asked me how fast I thought I was going and I said, I don't know but I'm sure it wasn't "much faster" (with an attitude) than 48, and he's said well, I'm sure it was. I said, honestly we (my 4 yr old and I) were playing a sponge bob game and I got a little carried away. He looked surprised as he hadn't noticed my son in the back.

I dunno, I was extremely annoyed with his stupid questions, "where are you going?" I said "work" (I mean really, it's 8 am..where the fuck does he think I'm going) "where are you coming from?" I said "home" (again...WTF?) as he went back to his car I said to my son....I don't think I'm getting a warning this time Aric. BUT a warning is all I got. hahahahaha! I think it's cause he knew I wasn't going THAT fast. I felt like asking him if this is what he really envisioned doing when he dreamt of being a cop someday?

if he only knew that was probably the 6th or 7th warning I've gotton on that road in probably 2 years. hahahahaha...ya bastard!

don't get me wrong folx, I'm not a crazy driver, especially with my kids in my car. It's just I drive this relatively straight 10 mile stretch of road every day...the speed limit is 35 all the way down and back and I find it to be a ridiculously slow speed limit. It's not a city street, there are no play grounds or even many houses on it. it's dumb.

Play the rules of the game. Or accept the consequences.

ConsciousContact said:

Shorty said:

yesterday it was the stupid cop that pulled me over. Said he clocked me doig 48 (oh my!) in a 35 but said I was going "much faster" than that prior to him getting me on radar. He asked me how fast I thought I was going and I said, I don't know but I'm sure it wasn't "much faster" (with an attitude) than 48, and he's said well, I'm sure it was. I said, honestly we (my 4 yr old and I) were playing a sponge bob game and I got a little carried away. He looked surprised as he hadn't noticed my son in the back.

I dunno, I was extremely annoyed with his stupid questions, "where are you going?" I said "work" (I mean really, it's 8 am..where the fuck does he think I'm going) "where are you coming from?" I said "home" (again...WTF?) as he went back to his car I said to my son....I don't think I'm getting a warning this time Aric. BUT a warning is all I got. hahahahaha! I think it's cause he knew I wasn't going THAT fast. I felt like asking him if this is what he really envisioned doing when he dreamt of being a cop someday?

if he only knew that was probably the 6th or 7th warning I've gotton on that road in probably 2 years. hahahahaha...ya bastard!

don't get me wrong folx, I'm not a crazy driver, especially with my kids in my car. It's just I drive this relatively straight 10 mile stretch of road every day...the speed limit is 35 all the way down and back and I find it to be a ridiculously slow speed limit. It's not a city street, there are no play grounds or even many houses on it. it's dumb.

Play the rules of the game. Or accept the consequences.

I got a warning...hahahahahahaha! FU

The stupid fucken lady on the first floor who keeps giving my daughter dirty looks. My daughter knocked on her door because we got locked out of our apartment. Why she answered and not her sister I don't know. She talked through the door to my daughter and just was a bitch. I was on a different floor and could hear her. She got into intimidating my 9 year old. When she locked herself out in the past I never thought twice about helping her out.

Yes, I dislike her intensely. She must hate kids because her own grandechildren are closer to her sister then to her, MUCH closer.