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My computer is SO OLD that... ...when I type "old as Moses" i get a wavy red line under it.
really tho...my comp is so old I can't burn a dvd...i can burn a cd and read a dvd...but can't burn dvd. My roomate STARTED to talk shit till I reminded him who needs the dvd.
can y'all come up with some " 'Yo 'Puter "(Your Computer)jokes
speaking of my goddamn roommate.
His dad sent him some kinda system disc cuz his comp wont start. Also sent him a bunch of DVD-R's to make copies and whatnot. Well this fucker can't get off the damn couch to look for a job, but the second these discs got here, this fool was off the couch quicker than Rainman can count toothpicks. [Edited 6/11/11 15:33pm] | |
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Yo 'Puter is so old...I bet it still has the original NPGMC website in your browser's history. I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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shit...it has Love41Another on it
i just checked...my computer is NINE years old...wow... | |
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[Edited 6/11/11 16:01pm] | |
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Occasionally, and for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna. My car actually does this | |
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it IS a mac...lol.
My roommates MUCH newer laptop is a big paperweight now...HD's a fried or something | |
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Yo 'Puter is so old....it still needs a floppy to boot up. | |
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Dell 2002 Pentium IV 2 GHz 256 RAM Windows XP Service Pack 3 Google Chrome 10 Mb Internet nVidia 3
This is the PC I use for the Internet, basically
and don't play videogames that much now, but I own a PS3...
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Yo computer so old you before you logged into the org you had to type: Load, "Safari.app", 8, 1 | |
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i have to hold my laptop by the back so it doesn't black out. somettimes while i'm typin, the words pop up in previous sentences...
no, really i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Yo computer so old you got to rub up against it to turn it on.
99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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it's an e-mac that I have...2002...1.25 GHz Pwr PC 768 MB DDR SDRAM
I can't upgrade my browser to anything useful...I don't even know what flash is anymore....lol. The only browsers I can get Facebook to load up on is Opera and Camino...camino has become my new goto...it used to be opera for a minut but it was too heavy and kept forcequitting or whatever. | |
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Yo 'Puter is so old...you just upgraded to 124kb of RAM. Whew F..............A............S............T! I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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ok, ok... my laptop soooooooooo old that if i carry it by the handle it looks like a suitcase... i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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You computer so old, it's network card mac address is 1. | |
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DING DING DING DING DING DING WINNER WINNER WINNER
that was GENIUS! | |
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Now that's some true geek stuff! | |
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i'll check my punch cards and tape to see if i agree i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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My desktop computer is exactly 10-years-old.
When I first brought it 10 years ago from Gateway, it had Windows ME on it. I would upgrade my OS to Windows XP and add more RAM (512 MB max.) within a few months time. By early 2009, I would make the switch to a few Linux Distros such as Ubuntu & Linux Mint. I also had to install a DVD-ROM player just to make that transition! As it stands in 2011, I have Linux Mint Debian Edition as my current OS.
I will invest in a new laptop computer in due time.
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Hey! That sounds, JUST like my ex.... "Love is like peeing in your pants, everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth" | |
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I just got a new computer after I had the other one for four years. It's a beast. i7-2600 (3.4 ghz) ; 6GB DDR3 ; HD5670 | |
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your puta is sooooooooooooooo old
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Your putas so old Adam got hard before your drive did | |
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at least you have xp, this is my work pc Windows 2000 Service Pack 3 Intel(R)Pentium (R) 4 CPU 2.40GHZ 260.080RAM
and is sloooooooow!
She Believed in Fairytales and Princes, He Believed the voices coming from his stereo
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me? | |
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Come on now, can't "we" buy some RAM to give it a lil' mo' boost. | |
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New comps are cheap, what the fuck? All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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purpledoveuk said: Your putas so old Adam got hard before your drive did I've just realised that makes no sense | |
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