Frickin Brit.

2freaky4church1 said:

New comps are cheap, what the fuck?

hey i did say it's my work pc, they don't give a shit. it's not up to me to replace.

bigd74 said:

2freaky4church1 said:

New comps are cheap, what the fuck?

hey i did say it's my work pc, they don't give a shit. it's not up to me to replace.

Your work should be able to get a new computer for £100, a dozen empty bottles of red kola, and a ball of wool.

purpledoveuk said:

purpledoveuk said:

Your putas so old Adam got hard before your drive did

I've just realised that makes no sense

i actually got it... and thought it was funny

physco185 said:

purpledoveuk said:

physco185 said:

i actually got it... and thought it was funny

But of course Adam got hard before the computer Now, if your putas so old Adam used it to look up porn...that's a whole different story Or archeogists found it and on the harddrive was "one night in Eve" [Edited 6/13/11 22:41pm]

that gif belongs to imago.................. 4 some weird reason it just seemed appropriate

physco185 said:

purpledoveuk said:

physco185 said: But of course Adam got hard before the computer Now, if your putas so old Adam used it to look up porn...that's a whole different story Or archeogists found it and on the harddrive was "one night in Eve" [Edited 6/13/11 22:41pm]

that gif belongs to imago.................. 4 some weird reason it just seemed appropriate

Your putas so old your personal homepage is powered for netscape and offers .MIDI files for download

Your computer's so old, Prince was releasing masterpieces when you bought it.

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[Edited 6/19/11 21:28pm]

Your computer's SO OLD you can't watch interracial porn on it because your monitor can't display enough colours.

whatever! talk to me when your flowing straight from windows 95...

Your computer's SO OLD the closest it can get to the internet is gathering cobwebs.

My 'puter's getting so old 'til every time I log on , an advertisment for Focus Factor pops up.

My 'puter's getting so old 'til a screen saver display appears showing a butterfly cocoon protest.

But I still luv the heck out of it. I'll key-on the heck outta my sony until a pop up appears and reads "no more Freeda."

[Edited 6/19/11 22:04pm]

your computer is so old the only game you can install is doom

[Edited 6/19/11 22:06pm]

Your computer's SO OLD you find adusting the colour and brightness the most engaging game it offers.

Your computer's SO OLD the games you play on it have loading screens that you can only fearfully peek at out of the corner of your eye for clues as to whether the game is going to work this time or not.

Your computer is so old you still got that fuzy red scroll button in between your keys

Your computer is so old the local community center didnt want it ( cause you know community centers have old ass computers from 1994 )

Your computer's SO OLD that 'Coffin Dodger' refers to both your old, wrinkly ass and also one of the games you like to play.

Your computer's SO OLD if you gave it to charity to poor African kids they'd use it to sell itself on eBay and only ask for enough to cover the shipping.

Your computer's SO OLD you took out a classified ad in the paper with a picture of it and people called up asking about your microwave for sale.

Your computer's SO OLD the voice emulator on it is so wack it makes Stephen Hawking sound mellifluous.

Your computer's SO OLD the instruction manual is a one-off hand-drawn picture by Da Vinci.

Your computer's SO OLD you think 'spell-checking' means looking at your inventory in a text-based adventure game.

Your computer's SO OLD it can compute less bits of data per minute than the number of 'Your computer's SO OLD' jokes I can come up with in the same amount of time.

Your computer's SO OLD there's more cheese and breadcrumbs inside the keyboard than required for the average fondue.

Your computer's SO OLD that a monkey that's been sitting at it typing away randomly has already completed the entire works of Shakespeare ten times over.

Your computer's SO OLD when you connect to the internet it ripens other computers on the network.

Your computer's SO OLD that you look through clip art for wanking material.

Fauxie said: