Have you ever paid for a professional massage?
i always pay first, and then tip handsomely, based on handsomeness and handiness.
Did you enjoy it?
my enjoyment is of the utmost importance so i make sure i do.
Was your masseuse same-sex or opposite-sex? Was that your preference?
it is a given: i prefer younger, muscular men. i prefer to have it done in a bungalow. and i assert the following is a complete fabrication of events:
1. "Defendant himself had picked Plaintiff up in a black Lexus SUV. Defendant was wearing dark glasses, jeans with a very loose-fitting athletic shirt; there were Trojan condoms in the console of the vehicle, and there also appeared to be two or three wrappers from chocolate-cake packages on the floor of the SUV."
2. "Defendant shamelessly stripped naked in front of Plaintiff; for the first hour, the massage was without incident, other than he kept purposely sliding the towel down that covered his buttocks to reveal about half of gluteus area. This back-and-forth activity of Defendant sliding it down, and then Plaintiff would slide it back up occurred over 10 times in the first hour."
3. "Defendant started to rub Plaintiff's leg, and Plaintiff thought it was accidental. Plaintiff assumed that it was in fact accidental. Then Defendant touched Plaintiff's scrotum, and this time Plaintiff told Defendant to please not touch him again."
4. "Defendant apologized, but then snickered to himself like a mischievous child. Defendant then touched the shaft of Plaintiff's penis, and seized on to it. Defendant quickly tried to rub the head of Plantiff's penis as he tried to pull away."
*i don't like chocolate cake.
Were you self-conscious at all through the process?
i am extremely comfortable with all parts of the process.
Do you consider it worth the money?
the service, yes.
the lawsuits? ridiculous.
What about a chiropractor? Ever been to one of those?
chiropractors aren't as open to leaving the premises and going to the beverly. so, no.