FauxReal said:

connorhawke said:

I've come to the conclusion that I don't like this new org layout thingo.

It's very clunky.

People who block train doors, have no idea how to walk in a crowd and not just be in everybody's way and those who can't walk on the left should all be put on an island and allowed to live by themselves. All the other (considerate) people will then be able to go around and lives our lives in mutually respectful bliss.

I'd considered a Spatial Awareness thread complete with pictures of assholes parking carts sideways in aisles and such, but thought I was alone in my hatred for those people.

Being in the US, it bugs me when people don't walk on the right side and cut corners on their left, almost running into you as you're walking on the correct side (general rule, treat it like driving, stay in your lane even when turning). Or the people who walk slowly at the awkward, in the middle space where it's uncomfortable trying to pass them on the left or right.

When I work in the City and I'm trying to get around at lunch, if people break any of those simple, polite rules I'll just snap out an "EXCUSE ME!" so loud that it's almost yelling. Sometimes it's hard not to laugh right in their faces when they jump.

connorhawke said:

I've come to the conclusion that I don't like this new org layout thingo.

It's very clunky.

People who block train doors, have no idea how to walk in a crowd and not just be in everybody's way and those who can't walk on the left should all be put on an island and allowed to live by themselves. All the other (considerate) people will then be able to go around and lives our lives in mutually respectful bliss.

you need this!

It's true. These people are pure evil. I'm almost 24.70976 percent certain they are also the antichrist, like jennifer love hewitt. I would like them to go away now thank you bubye.

ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

I've come to the conclusion that I don't like this new org layout thingo.

It's very clunky.

People who block train doors, have no idea how to walk in a crowd and not just be in everybody's way and those who can't walk on the left should all be put on an island and allowed to live by themselves. All the other (considerate) people will then be able to go around and lives our lives in mutually respectful bliss.

you need this!

That's brilliant. Does it come in "aooga" foghorn? Preferably in royal blue.

Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now.

Biggest pet peeve for me is when people walk like they are part of the Mod Squad or Charlie's Angels and they don't get one behind one another when they see someone comming their way in the opposite direction. This happens all the time on city sidewalks. I feel like "Are we playing red rover, red rover here? 'Cause you do know I am going to bust that line right up!".

Deadflow3r said:

Biggest pet peeve for me is when people walk like they are part of the Mod Squad or Charlie's Angels and they don't get one behind one another when they see someone comming their way in the opposite direction. This happens all the time on city sidewalks. I feel like "Are we playing red rover, red rover here? 'Cause you do know I am going to bust that line right up!".

Do what I do. Keep going and if the don't move just stop dead still. They can't walk throuh you so they have to go around.

@ Charlie's Angels. You could always run at them screaming "Smack My Bitch Up"

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Deadflow3r said:

Biggest pet peeve for me is when people walk like they are part of the Mod Squad or Charlie's Angels and they don't get one behind one another when they see someone comming their way in the opposite direction. This happens all the time on city sidewalks. I feel like "Are we playing red rover, red rover here? 'Cause you do know I am going to bust that line right up!".

I walk like that because I am SUPER

connorhawke said:

It's not cold enough. Whafuk is ithis, summer?

I know what you mean....monday was quite mild..went to work in my short sleeve top, without having to put a long sleeve one underneath..(dumb arses only supplying us with summer tops for work...we have to pay for winter ones!)

MoniGram said:

Here is some babble....I am afraid I will be alone...caused by my own hands.

My eyeballs wish not for to be awakened this day.

Cerebus said:

My eyeballs wish not for to be awakened this day.

I just woke up 2 hours ago

had my ceremony last night. The master didn't consummate anything with his new Australian wife yet

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

My eyeballs wish not for to be awakened this day.

I just woke up 2 hours ago

had my ceremony last night. The master didn't consummate anything with his new Australian wife yet

Oh cool, cool. Congrats on being official, not so much on not getting any.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I just woke up 2 hours ago

had my ceremony last night. The master didn't consummate anything with his new Australian wife yet

Oh cool, cool. Congrats on being official, not so much on not getting any.

I'm getting old, I couldn't believe how young the mayor seemed

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Oh cool, cool. Congrats on being official, not so much on not getting any.

I'm getting old, I couldn't believe how young the mayor seemed

Yeeeaaah. But image is part of his job. Just like the handshake and the fake perma-smile.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

I'm getting old, I couldn't believe how young the mayor seemed

Yeeeaaah. But image is part of his job. Just like the handshake and the fake perma-smile.

no, I mean his acne was only just starting to clear up!!! I mean YOUNG

ZombieKitten said:

Cerebus said:

Yeeeaaah. But image is part of his job. Just like the handshake and the fake perma-smile.

no, I mean his acne was only just starting to clear up!!! I mean YOUNG

I got nothin' for that. You should email him a link to the Proactive website.

Cerebus said:

ZombieKitten said:

no, I mean his acne was only just starting to clear up!!! I mean YOUNG

I got nothin' for that. You should email him a link to the Proactive website.

So, I have a thing for Asians lately.

Acrylic said:

So, I have a thing for Asians lately.

ALL of them?

i have a cold!!!!!

私は風邪を引いて！

connorhawke said:

Acrylic said:

So, I have a thing for Asians lately.

ALL of them?

Cute Asian men.

Acrylic said:

connorhawke said:

ALL of them?

Cute Asian men.

I hear ya

But only the nice ones

what a difference a warm shower makes

veronikka said:

what a difference a warm shower makes

but you have to make sure that he stays in there long enough to wash properly especially his front bottom

ZombieKitten said:

veronikka said:

what a difference a warm shower makes

but you have to make sure that he stays in there long enough to wash properly especially his front bottom

My frottom is very clean thank you very much. :hand:

connorhawke said:

ZombieKitten said:

but you have to make sure that he stays in there long enough to wash properly especially his front bottom

My frottom is very clean thank you very much. :hand:

my sister's partner's parents say that, much to our amusement behind their backs

prb said:

MoniGram said:

Here is some babble....I am afraid I will be alone...caused by my own hands.

I just ate a whole rotisserie chicken.

Can you say poorly-handled depression?