I accidentaly deleted all my contacts. Oops.

I think I'll eat a cookie...or 4.

Acrylic said:

I just ate a whole rotisserie chicken.

Can you say poorly-handled depression?

Yeah you need to handle that shit properly. Take it to Boston Market and get a second rotisserie chicken for $1.99.

No but seriously, sorry to hear about the depression...

JustErin said:

I accidentaly deleted all my contacts. Oops.

I think I'll eat a cookie...or 4.

shit!

car accidents suck! it could have been way worse but still!

why are the majority of the students i look after complete basket cases with serious mental issues?

FauxReal said:

Acrylic said:

I just ate a whole rotisserie chicken.

Can you say poorly-handled depression?

Yeah you need to handle that shit properly. Take it to Boston Market and get a second rotisserie chicken for $1.99.

No but seriously, sorry to hear about the depression...

I could babble on about this all day.

I am using the friends computer that I used for over 4 hours one doay so today she put me on a timer!!!!! She said I am setting a bad example for the kids. I guess the kids don't see that I am not on here often.

I lost my glasses AGAIN an dwith neg 750 vision findong them is nearly impossible. I once saw a twighlight zone episode that reminds me of how I feel. I know of no on e in Worcester Mass that will help me find them . Weirdly my friend in Springfield is more likely to do it than any other friend. People in this city are so disconnected from one another and that is why I am determined not to stay here forever. I MISS YOU NEW ORLEANS AND I WILL BE BACK I SWEAR. This ugly pit czn not be the place where I die unless i am physically shackled here and I am not. So there. I will break the chains that keep me here. Sooner or later.......

Deadflow3r said:

I am using the friends computer that I used for over 4 hours one doay so today she put me on a timer!!!!! She said I am setting a bad example for the kids. I guess the kids don't see that I am not on here often.

I lost my glasses AGAIN an dwith neg 750 vision findong them is nearly impossible. I once saw a twighlight zone episode that reminds me of how I feel. I know of no on e in Worcester Mass that will help me find them . Weirdly my friend in Springfield is more likely to do it than any other friend. People in this city are so disconnected from one another and that is why I am determined not to stay here forever. I MISS YOU NEW ORLEANS AND I WILL BE BACK I SWEAR. This ugly pit czn not be the place where I die unless i am physically shackled here and I am not. So there. I will break the chains that keep me here. Sooner or later.......

and you got a brand new shiny avatar!

I have five days to pack up my house, switch all the utilities, organise the removalists and clean the garden.....and every single one of those days I'm working eight hours with five hours travel time

Tak can barely help too...he's got three days of school, two of which are on internship, and two days work.

I think I have a tapeworm...

lezama said:

I think I have a tapeworm...

where did you buy it? on the internet?

ZombieKitten said:

lezama said:

I think I have a tapeworm...

where did you buy it? on the internet?

Are you looking to get one too?

I heard they can help lose weight

I hate that when the school year starts, parents at the job start bringin in those booklets selling shit for their kids like, wrapping paper, candy, summer sausage and cheese an shit.

That shit is expensive!! And they try to make u feel all guilty if u don't buy some shit.

GTFOH with that shit!!

connorhawke said:

ZombieKitten said:

where did you buy it? on the internet?

Are you looking to get one too?

I heard they can help lose weight

I have seen those sites!!!! unbelievable!!!

ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

Are you looking to get one too?

I heard they can help lose weight

I have seen those sites!!!! unbelievable!!!

I got rid of mine when I reached size -2

I've been running orientation sessions for new students for courses I know nothing about. What a funny job.

Has anyone seen ScarletScandal lately?

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I hate that when the school year starts, parents at the job start bringin in those booklets selling shit for their kids like, wrapping paper, candy, summer sausage and cheese an shit.

That shit is expensive!! And they try to make u feel all guilty if u don't buy some shit.

GTFOH with that shit!!

I hear you, they really just have to buy it themselves or maybe start early on their xmas shopping. I have a daughter that is going to a new school this year and I have no idea what they sell. Last few years at her old school it was Entertainment Books. I asked a few people very appologetically and then I could not do it one more time. yuk.

THANK YOU ZOMBIE FOR MY NEW AVATAR (which started from a pic by Acrylic).

OK I've moved.

I have a neighbour with one leg who is a cantakerous (sp?) old bastard. I'ma chop off the other one if he gets in my face again

It's a nice house. I miss my mountain but I still have screaming cockatoos, laughing kookaburras and assorted other birds. My cat's taken to it really well.

Can't get proper broadband though

where the hell is sscandal?

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I hate that when the school year starts, parents at the job start bringin in those booklets selling shit for their kids like, wrapping paper, candy, summer sausage and cheese an shit.

That shit is expensive!! And they try to make u feel all guilty if u don't buy some shit.

GTFOH with that shit!!

I hear you, they really just have to buy it themselves or maybe start early on their xmas shopping. I have a daughter that is going to a new school this year and I have no idea what they sell. Last few years at her old school it was Entertainment Books. I asked a few people very appologetically and then I could not do it one more time. yuk.

THANK YOU ZOMBIE FOR MY NEW AVATAR (which started from a pic by Acrylic).

SHOCKADELICA1 said:

I hate that when the school year starts, parents at the job start bringin in those booklets selling shit for their kids like, wrapping paper, candy, summer sausage and cheese an shit.

That shit is expensive!! And they try to make u feel all guilty if u don't buy some shit.

GTFOH with that shit!!

and you know you're in trouble when 3 of your friends have already made an order!! You can't just pass that shit along like a collection plate at church. It will find it's way back to you until you make an order!

but dayum...I might be down for some summer sausage and cheese.

yesterday was awesome in a number of ways

ZombieKitten said:

yesterday was awesome in a number of ways

Why?

Did you do a snuggie parade?

connorhawke said:

ZombieKitten said:

yesterday was awesome in a number of ways

Why?

Did you do a snuggie parade?

oooh nice one. Now I know how to make TODAY awesome. If I hurry, I can still make it in time to do a spot of liturgical dance at school assembly

ZombieKitten said:

connorhawke said:

Why?

Did you do a snuggie parade?

oooh nice one. Now I know how to make TODAY awesome. If I hurry, I can still make it in time to do a spot of liturgical dance at school assembly

Better still....lead a children's drama class. Make everyone "be a tree"

...but do it in John's snuggie

Sometimes....when I push a person's buttons, it means I care enough to help them get off the elevator of monotony and small mindedness.

Sometimes....when I'm reading the newspaper in public, it means I'm just trying to avoid engaging in meaningless conversation with random dumbasses.

Sometimes....my daydreams are mid-day nightmares.

Sometimes....I think about HIM.

I use to feel guilty about not liking my stepdaughter.

Today, that all changed.

I hope to GOD someone doesn't ask me how I feel, because shit will hit the fan.

DesireeNevermind said:

Sometimes....when I push a person's buttons, it means I care enough to help them get off the elevator of monotony and small mindedness.

Sometimes....when I'm reading the newspaper in public, it means I'm just trying to avoid engaging in meaningless conversation with random dumbasses.

Sometimes....my daydreams are mid-day nightmares.

Sometimes....I think about HIM.

oooooh for more info on "HIM" check out the "welcome back Desiree" thread

I have been loosing weight like crazy this month and I have basically done it by not eating. Not healthy but I don't give a crap. I eat some and I take a multivitamin. Don't tell me that a woman who weighed over 248 lbs is going to keel over and die because she is eating less than 1000 calories when half the contenant of Africa is living on less than half of that and then walking for miles and miles. I am just so sick of being fat. Add that to the family wedding on the 29 and then that I will be 50 a year from now and you can see my urgency.

Bought a new dress and I love it. It is a sleeveless trapeze style which is the only kind of dress that flatters my Apple figure. Still my enormous belly was pushing that dress out far until I dropped 17 pounds. Still have 6 days to get the weight loss up to 20 .

The dress has magenta/fushia jewels around the neck and no waist so that all the attention will be on by beautiful face. lol