Well guys, this has been coming a long time.

Frankly, none of you are interesting enough anymore. I sit here, waiting to be entertained, but your juvenile sex-themed threads just aren't entertaining enough. Plus I don't even like Prince anymore! Also, people don't pay as much attention to me as they once did, and I feel that the only way to correct that injustice is to make a declaration here today that I am leaving. I expect you'll all want to beg me to stay, but it will do no good at all I tell you! But please do try it anyway. Of course, I will be hanging around long enough to read this thread, to allow me to adequately gauge how much I am loved.

Even as I speak, people are posting threads that frankly do not measure up to my intellectual demands. Really, if you expect clever people like me to hang around, you need to try harder.

I feel I must devote my time to more productive things, such as creating new Hotmail accounts, creating new Prince.org character accounts, and waiting for the initial 5 day set-up period to expire so I can post anew and be loved once again, reborn. Additionally, I feel I need to devote more of my time to lurking in all of the various forums to see if people remember me, and to see if they mention my name and wonder if I'll come back.

Good bye!

OK Ian see U in a couple of hours. I'll put Ur chips in 4 3 O' Clock ok?

doood

it's about time this jerk is gone

i mean come on, he won't even post his pic on here

good riddance to the jackass

Don't you want to convince me to stay?

Ok..well take care and God Bless you Ian. Have fun wherever you go. You might be missed!!

You expected us to entertain YOU???


I have kept you busy doing your jon ian..




Ok, get back to your lil boys games, X-box, dice, skaelectics (sp?) whatever you little boys do..

I meant JOB not jon

I'm very dissapointed. For a brief moment, I thought you might actually be leaving. Alas, you're just being a smartass, as usual. Have you no regards for our feelings? Lifting our hopes, and then smashing them all to bits?

REDFEATHERS said:

Xcellent mispelling. Hi jon

tackam said:

Shut up you, get back to your depravity!

REDFEATHERS said:

Ian has a Jon!?

REDFEATHERS said:

I love freudian slips!

REDFEATHERS said:

You know you can edit your posts, right Red?

So far none of you have convinced me to stay. So I'm definitely leaving!

Shame on you people, don't you appreciate quality when you see it?

Ian, my dear friend, I will miss you terribly. Please don't leave, my friends and I all think you are fabulous. The way you are so rude to people over the internet... it is most gratifying for me! Thank you my friend.

Kisses

Saddam

ian said:

If my depravity didn't live 2000 miles away, believe me, I wouldn't be hanging out on your stupid thread.

ian said:

I think you should copyright this, and lease it out to all the Leavers.

Next...

tackam said:

If you want Saddam to talk dirty on the phone to ya, I'm sure I could arrange it...

ian said:

No thank you.

By the way this thread isn't stupid

Aren't you supposed to be grovelling for me to stay by now?

I Bring U the 1, The only...

Mmmm Katt knows what it takes to keep a man interested - videogames!

Congrats on your wedding anniversary Katt!

ian said:

oh great, does that mean you're staying?

No I'm leaving remember!?

Unless you really wanted me to stay

ian said:

whew!

byeee!

But I won't

ian said:

Hey i didn’t say it was for u…………

Thanks Ian