Deserves it's own thread, since the other thread has already been looked at...

Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies Playing in Times Square (November 28, 1996)

10. Butter Balls
9. 101 Norwegians
8. Thanks! Thanks! Oh God, Thanks!
7. Bob Hope's All-Star Celebrity Thanksgiving Sex Fest
6. That's Not a Wishbone, But Don't Stop Pulling
5. That's Not a Turkey, But Don't Stop Basting
4. These Jokes Aren't Great, But Don't Stop Laughing
3. The Right Stuffing
2. Three Men and a Baster
1. That Ain't Gravy!

Top Ten Movies Playing in Times Square on Thanksgiving Day (November 24, 1994)

10. Humpkin Pie
9. Makin' Gravy
8. The Panty Clause
7. The Wizard of "Ahhh's"
6. Actual footage of turkey's doing it
5. Natural Born Hookers
4. Miracle on 34-28-36 Street
3. Forrest Rump
2. Pulp Friction
1. Stuff Me

Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square (1993)

10. Turkey Sluts
9. The Pantsless Pilgrim
8. Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
7. Jurassic Pork
6. Eat This
5. Candy and Her Yams
4. The Master Baster
3. Three Men and a Drumstick
2. Stuffing Miss Daisy
1. Butterballs

Top Ten Disney Productions in Times Square (February 4, 1994)

10. When you Wish Upon My Lap
9. Mr. Toad's Pantsless Ride
8. Space Mounting
7. Mickey and Minnie, Doing It Live
6. Aladdin '94: "Rub This!"
5. It's a Large World
4. Mary's Poppin'!
3. Hookers of the Caribbean
2. Beauty and the Bobbitt
1. Free Willy

Top Ten Halloween Movies Playing in Times Square (October 31, 1996)

10. Ride My Broomstick
9. Return of the Trouser Mummy
8. It's the Great Pumpkin, Divine Brown!
7. Frankenstein Meets the Swedish Exchange Student
6. The Aliens From `Independence Day' Doin' It!
5. Jack O'Lapdance
4. Friday the 13th Part 7: Jason Comes Out of the Closet
3. I Was a Teenage Werewolf Hired By a Wealthy Widow to Do Some Yardwork
2. Tom Brokaw's Halloween Sexfest
1. Poltergeist In My Pants

Top Ten Summer Movies in Times Square (June 24, 1994)

10. Jurassic Pork
9. Caning Miss Daisy
8. Sissy's Slickers
7. Big Buddha
6. The Bob Barker Story
5. Yabba Debbie Do
4. The Loin King
3. Four Weddings, A Funeral and a Bottle of Baby Oil
2. When a Man Loves Another Man Dressed Up as a Woman
1. The Buttstones

Top Ten Movies Playing in Times Square This Christmas (December 23, 1994)

10. I Saw Mommy Nailing Santa Claus
9. Three Elves and a Little Lady
8. North Poled
7. Nude and Nuder
6. Won't You Guide My Pants Tonight?
5. The Little Drummer Boy Becomes a Man
4. Mrs. Claus and the U.P.S. Guy
3. Not-So-Tiny Tim
2. Jocelyn Elders Home Alone
1. Jingle This!

Top Ten Valentine's Day Movies Playing in Times Square (February 14, 1997)

10. Evita Does Argentina
9. Backdoor Cupid
8. Secrets and Lays
7. The English Patient and His Swedish Nurse
6. Fools Rush In and Out
5. Everyone Says I Laid You
4. The Beautician, The Beast and The Pizza Delivery Guy
3. Ladies and Gentlemen, Marv Albert!
2. Dante's Pork
1. Star Whores

Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square (July 4, 1996)

10. Picnic in My Pants
9. George, Martha, Thomas and Ernesto
8. Thomas and Ernesto"
7. Washington's Other Monument
6. The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!
5. The Fondling Fathers
4. One if By Land, Two if Bisexual
3. The Slutty Professor
2. Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites of Their Thighs
1. Star-Spangled Hookers

Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square (July 4, 1997)

10. One if By Land, Two if Bisexual
9. Skindependence Day
8. The Boston Tea Orgy
7. The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!
6. Martha Visits the Washington Monument
5. Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites of Their Thighs
4. Stripes and Stars and a Swede Names Lars
3. Uncle Sam's Giant Musket
2. Betsy Ross Meets Frank Gifford
1. Give Me Lesbians or Give Me Death

Top Ten Least Rented Christmas Movies

8. "Deuce Bistletoe: Male Mistletoe"
2. "Tiny Tim: Big Where It Counts"

Top Ten Christmas Movies in Times Square (December 23, 1996)

10. The Stocking Stuffer
9. Prancer and Dancer Meet Lancer
8. Live on Stage! Bob Cratchitt and Mrs. Cratchitt Doing It!
7. The Night the Grinch Stole a Guy's Wallet on the D Train
6. Up Santa's Chimney (Santa storms out of theater)
5. Miracle on 69th Street
4. Frosty the Butt Man
3. Rotating Pies (roll footage)
2. The Nutcrackers
1. That Ain't Egg Nog!

Top Ten Adult Movies Playing in the New Times Square (December 10, 1998)

10. "The Pizza Delivery Guy Who Actually Came Just To Deliver Pizza"
9. "9 1/2 Weeks at Bible Camp"
8. "Actually, It Is A Rolling Pin In My Pocket"
7. "Blowing Hard--A Comprehensive Look Back at the History of the Whistle"
6. "Hot Studs, The Kind You Nail Sheetrock To"
5. "Naughty Nurses Who Keep Their Sex Lives Strictly Private"
4. "Not Till We're Married"
3. "Even Farther Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, Where Life is Dull and Uneventful"
2. "Well-Hung Drapes"
1. "Debbie Does Dishes"

Top Ten All-Time Classic Movies Playing in Times Square (June 17, 1998)

10. "Rebel Without a Condom"
9. "The Grapes of Ralph"
8. "On The Waterbed"
7. "Blouse Encounters of the Hand Kind"
6. "From Here to Internity"
5. "Mutiny On The Booty"
4. "To Nail a Mockingbird"
3. "A Streaker Named Desire"
2. "Star Whores"
1. "Coming Home"

Top Ten Baseball Movies Playing In Times Square (October 20, 2000)

10. "Behind The Green Monster"
9. "Sacrifice My Fly"
8. "Pantsless Joe Jackson"
7. "The Don Zimmer/Pamela Anderson Home Video"
6. "Debbie Does Dallas Green"
5. "Who's In First?"
4. "Abner Double-D"
3. "How Chuck Got His Knob-Locked"
2. "The Story Of The '69 Mets"
1. "A Babe Named 'Ruth'"

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[This message was edited Thu Mar 6 6:43:17 PST 2003 by suomynona]

added another...

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