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This Was Almost As Horrible As IceNine's Spider So, I'm sitting here talking and I hear a ruckus in the kitchen... almost sounding like the cabinets were being ripped off of the walls.
I get up to go and look and my kitty, Izzy, was in the corner of the door wall. Upon closer inspection I see he has this HUGE bird in his mouth! I freak. I immeditately get to the computer and tell Tony what's going on and he's saying how the bird's bones are probably crushed. The next thing I know, here comes Izzy into the living room with the bird in his mouth... growling and looking evil and the bird wiggling trying to get away. I'm still freaking and trying to think of a way to get the bird from Izzy's mouth and get it the hell outside. Tony's still telling me about crushed bones. All of a sudden Izzy lets go of the bird and this thing flies at me where I am sitting on the couch, flies away and keeps coming at me wherever I move because it must have been confused. I scream... drop the keyboard and call Tony. The bird finally perched itself on top of the blinds in the living room, Tony is telling me to take a towel and "guide" him out. I'm freaking still. Ends up the bird decides to fly upstairs, stops, turns around and flies out the slider which I had opened earlier when heading to get a towel to "guide" him out. Yeah right... I wouldn't have been able to guide him. This thing was BIG! Apparently he got into the basment somehow and Izzy brought him up. Izzy is currently pissed and breathing hard. I am trying to calm down. "Guide him out" Suuure, I'll do that.  | |
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Such things are infinitely better than coffee at wiring one up!!! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Such things are infinitely better than coffee at wiring one up!!!
You aren't kidding! That was horrible! The sounds of its wings flapping.. seeing this big black thing flying at me... kids coming down and asking why I am screaming.. Izzy growling and trying to catch it again...chaos! | |
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At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... | |
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LaVisHh said: At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... *shudder* Maybe that's why it is so horrible.. when I was about five years old a bat flew in my hair and got tangled up in it. I'm breathing... lol... as long as that thing is out of here. Talk about frightening! | |
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I bet you just about shit your pants!
My cat use to do that, she was always so proud that she caught a bird... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: I bet you just about shit your pants!
My cat use to do that, she was always so proud that she caught a bird... Nearly... I was nearly in tears. That freaked me the hell out! Izzy was proud,too... until it got away!  | |
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... *shudder* Maybe that's why it is so horrible.. when I was about five years old a bat flew in my hair and got tangled up in it. I'm breathing... lol... as long as that thing is out of here. Talk about frightening!
No way! :O | |
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One time I was walking home from school and when I came in I went to the bathroom to wash up..and when I looked in the mirror there was a lil worm (green) in my hair..on my bangs...I just about freaked, I think he feel in when I walked under a tree  ... WORM  | |
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... *shudder* Maybe that's why it is so horrible.. when I was about five years old a bat flew in my hair and got tangled up in it. I'm breathing... lol... as long as that thing is out of here. Talk about frightening!
No way! :O Yep... so my dad hit me in the head with a tennis racket until he hurt it enough to untangle it from my hair. Maybe that's what's wrong with me!  | |
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My dachsund caught a baby bunny rabbit in it's mouth one time--what horrible sound! I managed to break them up and restrain the dog...that rabbit got the hell out of there!Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: My dachsund caught a baby bunny rabbit in it's mouth one time--what horrible sound!
I managed to break them up and restrain the dog...that rabbit got the hell out of there!Awww... that is sad. 
But, you saved the little bunny! | |
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... *shudder* Maybe that's why it is so horrible.. when I was about five years old a bat flew in my hair and got tangled up in it. I'm breathing... lol... as long as that thing is out of here. Talk about frightening!
No way! :O Yep... so my dad hit me in the head with a tennis racket until he hurt it enough to untangle it from my hair. Maybe that's what's wrong with me! 
And the story gets even worse!  | |
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: At college one day, there was this bat that got inside during lunch...I can relate!
deep breath...in...out...in...out... *shudder* Maybe that's why it is so horrible.. when I was about five years old a bat flew in my hair and got tangled up in it. I'm breathing... lol... as long as that thing is out of here. Talk about frightening!
No way! :O Yep... so my dad hit me in the head with a tennis racket until he hurt it enough to untangle it from my hair. Maybe that's what's wrong with me!
And the story gets even worse! Even thinking about that right now brings back the horror of it all. I was screaming and flailing about... *shudder* | |
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The title of this thread is SO VERY WRONG...
NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING, is as bad as having a goddamned spider actually fucking touch you!!! NOTHING!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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he was probably trying to kill it and give it to you as a sign of affection. my pets used to do that all the time.
i had a german shepard that used to lay dead skunks on the porch that he killed as a sign of friendship. once, a blackbird flew directly into my best friends head. that seinfeld episode when the bird flew into elaine's head always reminds me of it. and this weekend a hawk flew into my picture window. he was ok. embarrassed but ok. | |
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AzureStar said: So, I'm sitting here talking and I hear a ruckus in the kitchen... almost sounding like the cabinets were being ripped off of the walls.
I get up to go and look and my kitty, Izzy, was in the corner of the door wall. Upon closer inspection I see he has this HUGE bird in his mouth! I freak. I immeditately get to the computer and tell Tony what's going on and he's saying how the bird's bones are probably crushed. The next thing I know, here comes Izzy into the living room with the bird in his mouth... growling and looking evil and the bird wiggling trying to get away. I'm still freaking and trying to think of a way to get the bird from Izzy's mouth and get it the hell outside. Tony's still telling me about crushed bones. All of a sudden Izzy lets go of the bird and this thing flies at me where I am sitting on the couch, flies away and keeps coming at me wherever I move because it must have been confused. I scream... drop the keyboard and call Tony. The bird finally perched itself on top of the blinds in the living room, Tony is telling me to take a towel and "guide" him out. I'm freaking still. Ends up the bird decides to fly upstairs, stops, turns around and flies out the slider which I had opened earlier when heading to get a towel to "guide" him out. Yeah right... I wouldn't have been able to guide him. This thing was BIG! Apparently he got into the basment somehow and Izzy brought him up. Izzy is currently pissed and breathing hard. I am trying to calm down. "Guide him out" Suuure, I'll do that. I think you should have Izzy put to sleep. | |
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AaronUnlimited said: I think you should have Izzy put to sleep.
That's cruel, you anti-cat ruffian. 
But at least Azure will be eating well tonight. | |
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sparxxxtresss said: he was probably trying to kill it and give it to you as a sign of affection. my pets used to do that all the time.
i had a german shepard that used to lay dead skunks on the porch that he killed as a sign of friendship. once, a blackbird flew directly into my best friends head. that seinfeld episode when the bird flew into elaine's head always reminds me of it. and this weekend a hawk flew into my picture window. he was ok. embarrassed but ok. Well, it would have been a-okay if he had actually wounded or killed the thing. I would have been more receptive to the gift of affection. You are moving soon, aren't you? Are you all packed, etc..? | |
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IceNine said: The title of this thread is SO VERY WRONG...
NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING, is as bad as having a goddamned spider actually fucking touch you!!! NOTHING!!! I said "almost as horrible"... | |
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AaronUnlimited said: AzureStar said: So, I'm sitting here talking and I hear a ruckus in the kitchen... almost sounding like the cabinets were being ripped off of the walls.
I get up to go and look and my kitty, Izzy, was in the corner of the door wall. Upon closer inspection I see he has this HUGE bird in his mouth! I freak. I immeditately get to the computer and tell Tony what's going on and he's saying how the bird's bones are probably crushed. The next thing I know, here comes Izzy into the living room with the bird in his mouth... growling and looking evil and the bird wiggling trying to get away. I'm still freaking and trying to think of a way to get the bird from Izzy's mouth and get it the hell outside. Tony's still telling me about crushed bones. All of a sudden Izzy lets go of the bird and this thing flies at me where I am sitting on the couch, flies away and keeps coming at me wherever I move because it must have been confused. I scream... drop the keyboard and call Tony. The bird finally perched itself on top of the blinds in the living room, Tony is telling me to take a towel and "guide" him out. I'm freaking still. Ends up the bird decides to fly upstairs, stops, turns around and flies out the slider which I had opened earlier when heading to get a towel to "guide" him out. Yeah right... I wouldn't have been able to guide him. This thing was BIG! Apparently he got into the basment somehow and Izzy brought him up. Izzy is currently pissed and breathing hard. I am trying to calm down. "Guide him out" Suuure, I'll do that. I think you should have Izzy put to sleep. For not properly carrying out the slaughter or for bringing that damned thing up here? | |
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2the9s said: AaronUnlimited said: I think you should have Izzy put to sleep.
That's cruel, you anti-cat ruffian.
But at least Azure will be eating well tonight. 
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AzureStar said: AaronUnlimited said: AzureStar said: So, I'm sitting here talking and I hear a ruckus in the kitchen... almost sounding like the cabinets were being ripped off of the walls.
I get up to go and look and my kitty, Izzy, was in the corner of the door wall. Upon closer inspection I see he has this HUGE bird in his mouth! I freak. I immeditately get to the computer and tell Tony what's going on and he's saying how the bird's bones are probably crushed. The next thing I know, here comes Izzy into the living room with the bird in his mouth... growling and looking evil and the bird wiggling trying to get away. I'm still freaking and trying to think of a way to get the bird from Izzy's mouth and get it the hell outside. Tony's still telling me about crushed bones. All of a sudden Izzy lets go of the bird and this thing flies at me where I am sitting on the couch, flies away and keeps coming at me wherever I move because it must have been confused. I scream... drop the keyboard and call Tony. The bird finally perched itself on top of the blinds in the living room, Tony is telling me to take a towel and "guide" him out. I'm freaking still. Ends up the bird decides to fly upstairs, stops, turns around and flies out the slider which I had opened earlier when heading to get a towel to "guide" him out. Yeah right... I wouldn't have been able to guide him. This thing was BIG! Apparently he got into the basment somehow and Izzy brought him up. Izzy is currently pissed and breathing hard. I am trying to calm down. "Guide him out" Suuure, I'll do that. I think you should have Izzy put to sleep. For not properly carrying out the slaughter or for bringing that damned thing up here? No. Because he's a cat! | |
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AaronUnlimited said: AzureStar said: AaronUnlimited said: AzureStar said: So, I'm sitting here talking and I hear a ruckus in the kitchen... almost sounding like the cabinets were being ripped off of the walls.
I get up to go and look and my kitty, Izzy, was in the corner of the door wall. Upon closer inspection I see he has this HUGE bird in his mouth! I freak. I immeditately get to the computer and tell Tony what's going on and he's saying how the bird's bones are probably crushed. The next thing I know, here comes Izzy into the living room with the bird in his mouth... growling and looking evil and the bird wiggling trying to get away. I'm still freaking and trying to think of a way to get the bird from Izzy's mouth and get it the hell outside. Tony's still telling me about crushed bones. All of a sudden Izzy lets go of the bird and this thing flies at me where I am sitting on the couch, flies away and keeps coming at me wherever I move because it must have been confused. I scream... drop the keyboard and call Tony. The bird finally perched itself on top of the blinds in the living room, Tony is telling me to take a towel and "guide" him out. I'm freaking still. Ends up the bird decides to fly upstairs, stops, turns around and flies out the slider which I had opened earlier when heading to get a towel to "guide" him out. Yeah right... I wouldn't have been able to guide him. This thing was BIG! Apparently he got into the basment somehow and Izzy brought him up. Izzy is currently pissed and breathing hard. I am trying to calm down. "Guide him out" Suuure, I'll do that. I think you should have Izzy put to sleep. For not properly carrying out the slaughter or for bringing that damned thing up here? No. Because he's a cat! Grrr... | |
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AzureStar said: You are moving soon, aren't you? Are you all packed, etc..? i plan to be in minni in feb. right now, i'm trying to get things in order. i saw a couple of apts i like and i want to line up some job interviews before i go permenantly. | |
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sparxxxtresss said: AzureStar said: You are moving soon, aren't you? Are you all packed, etc..? i plan to be in minni in feb. right now, i'm trying to get things in order. i saw a couple of apts i like and i want to line up some job interviews before i go permenantly. Wonderful! I wish you and Billy nothing but the best! | |
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I once had a wasp crawl into my hardhat WHILE I WAS WEARING THE DAMNED THING!!! That totally freaked me out! Amazingly, I didn't get stung (in fact, I've never been stung by a bee or wasp, and the warehouse I used to work in was completely infested with them! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Maybe you should keep birds out of your house so your crazy ass cat won't catch them. -------
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Think of it this way Azure, if your cat had gone outside the birds probably would have eaten him, so all in all this is not an entirely disastrous turn of events! | |
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