After the org did not return for a couple of days, I started getting hungry and so I wandered off into the wilderness...

Slicing through the jungle, machete in hand, I finally arrived at a well known camp known as amp. There were all these cranky crusty old people there, and the first thing they said to me was, "Who the fuck are you?" Seems NuPwrSoul, Aerogram, and RDHull had found their way to this camp as well, and we shared a cup of cold beans together.

One of the ampers, Housequake, was raving about his place, Housequake.com--so I walked with him to his place. At first I thought, "wow--there are jewels and diamonds hanging from the ceiling! I've found civilization!" But no...this place was a little like Reno...a rich ghost town. No joy to be found...so I went back to the camp that is amp and had another cup of cold beans with Aero, NuPwr, and RD, who seemed accustomed to roughing it and let me sit by their fire.

Days go by...I haven't had a shower, and I'm getting really sick of cold beans...

Suddenly there's this sound of branches moving apart and who emerges from the forest but LaVisHh herself, carrying a staff, apparently leading a small congretation someplace. She immediately hands me her canteen of imported org-juice and says "come with me." I'm thinking...yeah...if I eat another cup of beans I'm gonna shit myself uncontrollably...

And so I join her congregation and after a short time we all arrive at this strange island known as "fams." There are already other orgers there, and there is much rejoicing! I never realized how much I missed everyone...The fam hosts are kind to us--but the "fam-juice" they offer there is some really sickly-sweet pink shit that makes you see pink elephants and talk princebonics! Ugh...and so word gets around not to drink the water.

Now fams had been established 2 years ago, and they had cots and bunkbeds for us, and really it was a little like staying in a hotel...it's not home, they don't have HBO, and the hot/cold in the shower is backwards, but overall you're comfortable. We made a life there for a while.

Then one day IceNine shows up. He seems pissed, because everytime he speaks the word "fuck" some buzzing sound occurs and a little receipt pops out of the wall warning him of his infraction. This immediately pisses him off--"What the f*** is this bullsh**?" And then some security guards come out and try to arrest him

At this point, it's hard to describe. He turned into "he who kills" and EVISCERATED one of them before the other somehow activated a transporter that beamed my brother out of the community...many were a little shaken by all this, but something told me Ice was never afraid of these people and just wanted to warn us about the pink water...I think...

And then I woke up...here...

hehehehehe



i didnt drink that shit

I don't understand. . .you're saying that there are Prince sites other than the Org? You all can EXIST outside of the org? Oh, I'm so confused.

I just spent the weeks hunched in a corner in the dark with a box of Frosted Flakes and some headphones and sang "Sun, Moon, and Stars" to myself over and over and over. . .I'm only now emerging from the fog.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

teller said:

I love you Teller

teller said:

yeah! the elephants kept whistlin "avalanche", 2...it wuz horrible, i swear..

...that, and the water there at pfams musta been polluted a bit...i took a bath there last nite and now i'm breakin out into little spots shaped like the "" symbol...


furiously itchin

teller said:

You idiots,Me and Bad and a bunch of the other orgers were hanging out at the hotel right up the street.Your orgpass got you in the gate,but you had to be cool to get through the door.We wondered where you guys were

Oh Teller! What a wonderful story!!

I was thinking about starting a thread earlier, with something similar. You beat me to it...!

It was just gonna be about how I felt like I had moved home and how the new gaff wasn't too bad - but the feeling of it, hell, just didn't feel right!!! I just feel really at home here at the org, and I appreciate the site more and have had time to really think about how I value most of the people here.

Thanx Teller, your story is excellent man

awsome analogy in my book !
[This message was edited Sun Jan 5 13:17:39 PST 2003 by shausler]

DORA said:

Dora you were true all the way.You never cracked.Nobody will ever question your loyalty to the org.They should put a star next to your name

damn that's the only emoticon I remember too. freakin "lol" whaddaphuck?!?

cool story Teller

4LOVE said:

True! DORA wasn't havin' any of it... :LOL:

Myself, I found that I was able to build up a tolerance--after a while you hardly notice the pink elephants...but I did get sucked into Princebonics mode when the new music dropped.

LaVisHh (where is she?) came to be known as "mama LaV" after she herded us together...and due to the slow boards I posted some Skeleton jokes to pass the time...

On thing I will miss is fams "hug" emoticon with the hands that pop out--we all got to using it a lot

DORA said:

DORA is a DOWN ASS BAD GIRL!!!
when the PUSSY SQUAD was CO-SIGNIN
one another on that "WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS" shit
GOBBLING DOWN the DIARETIC FAM-GLAM WATER
we were the ONLY ONES that kept of IGNORANTS
about us... to hear y'all tell it.
4LOVE, BAD, DORA...
where there was STOSKY & HUTCH
there is now THE FANTASTIC THREE we still lookin for STRETCH!!!

good story teller!

loved that tale, Teller my man! I only found out about fams.com a couple of days ago. I was going fucking nuts with no org. It's scary 2 think I'm so hooked on something.
Kinda coincidental that the org and npgmusiclub go down at the same kinda time, huh "Ian Rogers Nelson??"

(teller)

LaVisHh said:

mawnin, lav!!!

LaVisHh said:

mama LaV!!!

Where have you been?! I was beginning to think that we had lost you there...

PlastikLuvAffair said:

Dansa!

I saw you are changing back yo name... It's just cool, like YOU.

mawnin!

teller said:

There is a LOT going on here. Major stuff, so if I disappear one day - just know it's cuz I can't, not because I won't.

teller said:

Just for the record, I was doing an OkayPlayer-style invasion. It was fun.

IceNine said:

i bet u were havin a ball...

PlastikLuvAffair said:

More than you will ever know!



It worked even better than I expected!!!

teller said:

I'm selfish, I wanted all my orgphan babies to stay with their mama!

sits down on the org and puts up her feet

I have photos of IceNine's invasion...shall I post?

teller said:

Yes!!! But start a NEW thread!!! With whatever title you want!


[This message was edited Mon Jan 6 8:11:40 PST 2003 by LaVisHh]

teller said:

My favorite topic was my suggestion that pet food companies make Prince-flavored cat food since cats LOVE to lick their asses, thus implying that Prince would taste like a cat's ass.