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Thread started 10/19/02 2:54pm

TRON

I miss Miss Cleo

Wasn't she the bomb!? I used to love watching her infomercials while I was fucked up and learning all her isms- "Call muh now fe ya free tarot readin'!" She was the best. I always wanted to meet her or have her give me a body scan. It was really disappointing when she got in all that legal trouble and they pulled her off the air. But knowing now that she was a con-artist just proves that she was one of the greatest entertainers of all time. Who else could pull off an act and persona that convincing? "Ye done got loud on the bretheren!"
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Reply #1 posted 10/19/02 3:01pm

Heavenly

lol, she was a laugh...I remember those infomercials, funny as hell. lol
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Reply #2 posted 10/19/02 3:27pm

Moonbeam

Cleo was a STAR. I couldn't help but watching every infomercial, just to see what clothes she would have on, and what great things she would have to say. Having all of them taped is nice, bro. nod
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Reply #3 posted 10/19/02 4:52pm

DORA

as soon as all the legal troubles are over she will be back



but why couldnt she see all these legal troubles..??
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Reply #4 posted 10/19/02 5:08pm

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She was funny as hell. lol

I too, miss those commercials. Some of the best on TV, though I did prefer 7-Up commercials for a time. I still wouldn't by 7-up though. That shite sucks!
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Reply #5 posted 10/19/02 5:33pm

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i was just discussing this with my deadbeat of a former roommate the other day. we concur! we miss Miss Cleo! biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 10/19/02 5:56pm

MostBeautifulG
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Ja Rule has a parodity track on his new album "Pain is Love" where he pretends to be here and people call in. It is funny as hell. I listen to it whenever I need a good laugh.
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Reply #7 posted 10/19/02 10:20pm

TRON

I think Busta Rhymes has a parody like that too on the 'Genesis' album. One of my favorite parts in her infomercials was when this lady called up and said she felt the presence of her dead husband and wondered if he disapproved of her new boyfriend. Cleo was like, "I don't see anyone hauntin' ya." lol
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Reply #8 posted 10/19/02 10:21pm

Moonbeam

No HMMM now!
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Reply #9 posted 10/19/02 11:39pm

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my favorite Miss Cleo line: "him like to drop him draws in front of women, don't he?"
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Reply #10 posted 10/20/02 12:10am

Natasha

It's all Bullcrap! What about Bridget Neilson who claims to be a Witch or Jackie Stallone who is what a Psychic? WEIRDOS! Seems like Sylvester had and still has some Serious WB Looney Tunes Characters living with him!
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Reply #11 posted 10/20/02 11:46am

TRON

maybe bullcrap but it sure is fun to watch.
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Reply #12 posted 10/20/02 11:50am

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AaronForever said:

my favorite Miss Cleo line: "him like to drop him draws in front of women, don't he?"


lol
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Reply #13 posted 10/20/02 1:45pm

TRON

Hey check this out-

Miss Cleo left a trail of deception in Seattle
Saturday, March 2, 2002

By D. PARVAZ
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER REPORTER

Before Miss Cleo became the slick star of the Psychic Readers Network, she was a playwright who debuted a likely prototype for her island shaman persona here in 1996.

Back then, she was known as Ree Perris and had written a play called "For Women Only." In it, Perris played a Jamaican woman named Cleo.

Along with "For Women Only," Perris produced and performed two other plays in Seattle with the Langston Hughes Cultural Arts Center in 1997.

But then Miss Cleo -- or Ree Perris, Youree Cleomili, Youree Dell Harris, Youree Perris, Rae Dell Harris, Cleomili Perris Youree, Cleomili Harris, or whatever she has called herself -- left town with a trail of debts and broken promises.

Perris, along with Access Resource Services (the company behind the Psychic Readers Network) faces allegations in several states, not including Washington, and a fraud lawsuit filed by the Federal Trade Commission. These investigations are unrelated to her time in Seattle.

Perris could not be reached for comment.

Here Perris was hired by the Langston Hughes non-profit Advisory Council and provided with a budget with which to pay the cast and crew of her plays. But only some were even partially paid, according to two cast members and two Langston Hughes center employees.

"She made separate arrangements with her performers and cast and crew and apparently did not pay them," said David Takami, a spokesman for the Parks and Recreation Department (of which Langston Hughes is a part). Perris also inappropriately charged various supplies and services to the advisory council, he said.

Takami told the P-I that efforts to recover the relatively small amount of money -- no more than a few thousand dollars, according to the center -- Perris took from Langston Hughes wasn't deemed worth the trouble.

"The matter was not pursued with the police because by the time we entered into any kind of legal action, it could cost too much. There was no way to recoup (the money)," said Takami.

Perris also apparently betrayed people who considered her a friend.

Isiah Anderson Jr., a teen development leader at Langston Hughes, worked with Perris on two productions -- "Supper Club Cafe" and "Summer Rhapsody."

"I was not paid at all. But what bothers us most here is that the youth we had who worked on the project didn't get paid," said Anderson.

Before she left, Perris told her cast members she had bone cancer. She said her medical costs would prevent her from paying people immediately, but she wrote each actor and crew member a letter telling him or her how much money she owed them.

Anderson received a letter from Perris. "She said we would get a certain amount of money on certain days until we were all paid."

Another one of Perris' former castmates tells a similar story.

"She's brilliant -- unfortunately, she's using all that talent and energy not in the best interest of the people around her," said the woman, who asked not to be identified.

As for Miss Cleo's Jamaican accent (Florida authorities have challenged Perris to prove that she really is a Jamaican shaman), "She had no Jamaican accent -- she was born and raised in L.A.," said Perris' former castmate, "... at least that's what she told us." Perris also told them that she was a theater arts major at the University of Southern California, but that school has no record of a Ree Perris (or Youree Dell Harris) being enrolled in its theater program.

The castmate also said Perris, who as Miss Cleo is also selling a book called "Keepin' It Real, a Practical Guide For Spiritual Living!" told them she had sickle cell anemia (a red blood cell disorder) and that she was "living in constant pain."

"There was a lot of empathy for this woman; we were all very concerned about her," she said. "Every time I see her on television, I think 'How can someone move on with all of this going on?'

"She really violated my trust ... I just want to move on."
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TRON

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