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STRANGE So, I go out last night, have a great time...why is it that the next day I am always covered in bruises?? 
This happens quite often.. 
Someone please explain... The crack aint all it Edit [This message was edited Sun May 18 7:35:29 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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now when you say 'cracking...'
um...could you clarify that term for some of us people in the southern u.s? it almost seems when it could be defined as 'cracking' bruises might just come with the territory...  | |
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Cracking - good/smashing darling...
No not what you are thinking  | |
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It happens to me sometimes. Were U drinking. When I drink I tend to bump into stuff or fall over and as I'm drunk I don't feel a thing at the time. I once dived face first of a 3ft wall and fell flat on my face in a car park. I just got straight up and didn't feel a think.
The day after I felt it, and my legs were both covered in massive bruses. Someone I worked with said they were so bad I should of gone to a doctor. But I was fine. It looked worse than it was. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? | |
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 I got the answer!!!
It's because you went to an S&M club again. 
 
Spanking the edit [This message was edited Sun May 18 7:41:11 PDT 2003 by Heavenly] | |
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CAMILLE4U said: It happens to me sometimes. Were U drinking. When I drink I tend to bump into stuff or fall over and as I'm drunk I don't feel a thing at the time. I once dived face first of a 3ft wall and fell flat on my face in a car park. I just got straight up and didn't feel a think.
The day after I felt it, and my legs were both covered in massive bruses. Someone I worked with said they were so bad I should of gone to a doctor. But I was fine. It looked worse than it was. Yeah shit happens...
Well last night I jumped into the canal! There was a reason for this that I will not go into
But I think the doorman had something to do with my bruise...Bastard! 
Or could it be when I lifted up a guy and threw him through a door!  That was fuckin funny... | |
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AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean Ummm... Red, I think that would explain the bruises. I wouldn't be wondering how I got them, if I were you...  [This message was edited Sun May 18 7:46:43 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean Ummm... Red, I think that would explain the bruises. I wouldn't be wondering how I got them, if I were you...
[This message was edited Sun May 18 7:46:43 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] It is probably best I forget and just blame it on the unexplained mysteries of the world... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean Ummm... Red, I think that would explain the bruises. I wouldn't be wondering how I got them, if I were you...
[This message was edited Sun May 18 7:46:43 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] It is probably best I forget and just blame it on the unexplained mysteries of the world... It was one of "those" things, eh? Where you just want to forget it ever happened? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean Ummm... Red, I think that would explain the bruises. I wouldn't be wondering how I got them, if I were you...
[This message was edited Sun May 18 7:46:43 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] It is probably best I forget and just blame it on the unexplained mysteries of the world... It was one of "those" things, eh? Where you just want to forget it ever happened?
Well I was being entertained by 10 guys!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: REDFEATHERS said: AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? I dunno AzureStar, I don't feel a thing and next day I am covered in them...read below...about what I did...oh no, read above I mean Ummm... Red, I think that would explain the bruises. I wouldn't be wondering how I got them, if I were you...
[This message was edited Sun May 18 7:46:43 PDT 2003 by AzureStar] It is probably best I forget and just blame it on the unexplained mysteries of the world... It was one of "those" things, eh? Where you just want to forget it ever happened?
Yeah... I've been there. Don't you wish, sometimes, that you had a magic wand, so you could erase all memory from everyone elses mind about your actions at certain times? | |
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rio said: now when you say 'cracking...'
um...could you clarify that term for some of us people in the southern u.s? it almost seems when it could be defined as 'cracking' bruises might just come with the territory... Rio, will you marry me? -------
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Did the aliens kidnap you again and did experiments on your body? | |
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Maybe you tripped over all these fucking dogs. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: rio said: now when you say 'cracking...'
um...could you clarify that term for some of us people in the southern u.s? it almost seems when it could be defined as 'cracking' bruises might just come with the territory... Rio, will you marry me? i'm in the southern u.s..i believe you have to be a relative for me to legally marry you here... | |
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AzureStar said: I'm a little bruised up myself today... but, I know why!
Anyway... yes, this has happened to be before, in fact, on a daily basis... I bruise very easily. What exactly did you "do" last night? Naughty, naughty girl!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Quit fightin in the street. You can't knock em out with one punch anymore. Now you have to tussle with them awhile and they get punches in too now. | |
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SuperC said: Quit fightin in the street. You can't knock em out with one punch anymore. Now you have to tussle with them awhile and they get punches in too now.
Oh...I can knock them out with one punch SuperC...infact, remembering...I actually did punch a guy in the face! LOL, Just a 'friendly' punch though...he kinda liked it...  | |
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Heavenly said: Did the aliens kidnap you again and did experiments on your body?
They do that every night...  | |
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I have punched many people in the face. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
mental pic of minneapolisgenius goin and kickin lotsa ass, ala the "smack my bitch up" video...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
mental pic of minneapolisgenius goin and kickin lotsa ass, ala the "smack my bitch up" video... It's true. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
mental pic of minneapolisgenius goin and kickin lotsa ass, ala the "smack my bitch up" video... It's true. | |
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Infact, I think I should make a complaint to whoever did this to my arm...the bruise is really sore and my arm is all swollen
It hurts...  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
Note to self. Don't ever piss off minneapolisgenius and be in range to get hit. | |
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SuperC said: minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
Note to self. Don't ever piss off minneapolisgenius and be in range to get hit. But sometimes, it gotta be done  | |
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SuperC said: minneapolisgenius said: I have punched many people in the face.
Note to self. Don't ever piss off minneapolisgenius and be in range to get hit.
You better print out that "note to self" and tape it to your refrigerator just to make sure. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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