so many turkeys, so little time.

Shanghai Surprise
Who's That Girl
Body of Evidence
Next Best Thing
Swept Away
I'm Going to tell you a Secret

...i think ima hafta go with next best thing. that was the WORST movie i have ever seen i think and she looked god awful with her yoga/hippie/new agey buffed arms look.

Never watched:

-Shanghai Surprise (it sounds awful though)
-Body of Evidence

Yet I have a feeling those are the worst.

CinisterCee said:

Her tities do a good job!

badujunkie said:

All of the above are absolutely terrible. Who's That Girl is bearable.

badujunkie said:

btw, how is that one (now that the hype has slightly dimmed down)?

I didn't know Madonna could act!

badujunkie said:

add Dangerous Game to that list and you can call it a six way tie for last

Cloudbuster said:

she acts British

meltwithu said:

She wishes she does.

badujunkie said:

wheres davideye?

sosgemini said:

Down the sauna.

Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Madonna sucked in that one.

She did ok in the Dick Tracy movie.

luv4u said:

you mean Evita?

Cloudbuster said:

omfg i'm roflmao

luv4u said:

dont let madge fams here you say that...they will then bring up her golden globe award as proof that she didnt sucketh....


so, in preperation of the unsucketh statements i present exhibit a:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...from/RL.1/

sosgemini said:

"don't cry for me sosgemini. the truth is you can kisseth my arse!!"

sorry chico.

badujunkie said:

traitor!!!

CinisterCee said:

That's the one! The title eluded me, all I could think of was that track she sang.

sosgemini said:

She did do terrible in Evita Poor Antonio Banderas

She was fine in Evita, because the movie was basically an extended music video. She's great at lip synching, and she had a whole movie of that. I love the movie Dick Tracy, but homegirl is turrible in it. Body of Evidence is great camp fun.

Worst - hmmmm...Shanghai Surprise

Shanghai Surprise - absolutely, positively the worst. It's biggest offense is that it's just sooooo boring. Some movies can be so bad they're good but this doesn't even have that going for it.

Who's That Girl - I have to say that this is one of those movies that ARE so bad it's good. This always strikes me as being Madonna's Under The Cherry Moon.

Body of Evidence - I didn't think this was that bad of a movie... If it hadn't been a Madonna movie it would probably have some sort of cult following.

Next Best Thing & Swept Away - I think both of these movies are perfectly fine. Certainly, I wouldn't go so far as to call them 'art' or worthy of awards but there's a lot worse crap out there...

Evita & Dick Tracy - These movies had several problems but Madonna was not one of them, imo.

I'm Going to tell you a Secret - Not really what I'd consider a normal "movie" so I won't rate it the same way...
[Edited 12/25/05 15:22pm]

As if I've seen all those turds & can give an accurate answer

They pretty much all suck (except "Who's That Girl" for campy fun)...can't include "...Secret..." in the mix since I haven't seen it.
[Edited 12/25/05 18:08pm]

CHIC0 said:

A Certain Sacrifice.



actually, she's kind of cool in it. but it is, by far the worst. followed closely by Shanghai Surprise and The Next Best Thing. the others, at least, have some sort of actual entertainment value to them.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Hands down SHanghi SUrprise.

worst Madonna movie: 'Desperately Seeking Susan'
best Madonna movie: 'Who's That Girl'


it's amazing that her worst movie is her most successful film

CinisterCee said:

'Body Of Evidence' is bad,but it's also funny and campy too

'Shangai Surprise'? Madonna looks HOT in it,but it's not a very good movie.