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Thread started 10/23/05 8:53am

LaCoyta

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I hate that bitch Jessica Simpson

Why does everyone love her so? Just because she lost 10 lbs? I could lose 10 lbs too if I had a trainer and 2hrs a day to exercise. People describe her as a living Barbie doll. She isn't worthy of that. She is satan.
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #1 posted 10/23/05 8:56am

minneapolisgen
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Reply #2 posted 10/23/05 8:59am

Raine

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Reply #3 posted 10/23/05 9:00am

LaCoyta

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and she isn't so spectactular w/o her makeup on.
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #4 posted 10/23/05 9:12am

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Reply #5 posted 10/23/05 9:46am

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just take her roughly from behind while pulling her hair and giving her a good slap wink ...thats what she needs
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Reply #6 posted 10/23/05 10:02am

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Number23 said:

boxed

lol

Be afraid.



Be very afraid. razz
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Reply #7 posted 10/23/05 10:07am

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I'm not a fan but if she didn't oversing so much and if she got some decent material she might be ok. She does have a good voice, I just can't stand the way she uses it, kind of similar to Christina Aguilera.
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Reply #8 posted 10/23/05 10:09am

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blackbob said:

just take her roughly from behind while pulling her hair and giving her a good slap wink ...thats what she needs



i was joking, of course, but she does seem full of herself
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Reply #9 posted 10/23/05 10:12am

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I love JSimpson...she's flawless yay!
peace & wildsign
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Reply #10 posted 10/23/05 10:16am

Number23

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Number23 said:

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lol

Be afraid.



Be very afraid. razz

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Reply #11 posted 10/23/05 10:17am

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Number23 said:

minneapolisgenius said:


lol

Be afraid.



Be very afraid. razz


drool

horny



razz
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Reply #12 posted 10/23/05 10:17am

HamsterHuey

I love her cuz shallow people hate her.

She is a woman that just does her own thing and is succesful while doing it, whatever it is. I am no fan, but I cannot help LOVE people like Jessica and Paris Hilton cuz they get so much crap from people.
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Reply #13 posted 10/23/05 10:29am

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I loved her before she lost 10 pounds ...even from way back in the days of Irrestible and I Think I'm in Love -- when she could really sing.


Why? She's like apple pie. She's seems sweet and pure and reminds me of everything good about humanity, including its beauty and sensuality. Seriously. I think she's a darling sweet woman-child ..who is very real and honest and is so humble she isn't afraid to embarass herself but is confident enough to be a star. She has natural charisma.



Too bad she sings in such an over-affected manner now ...because she actually has a good voice.

I'm surprised at least Nick hasn't pointed out her horrible oversinging and brought in a vocal coach. It's like the whole family's ignoring the big pink elephant in the room. Somebody please sit that girl down with a voice doctor. nod
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Reply #14 posted 10/23/05 11:14am

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LaCoyta said:

Why does everyone love her so? Just because she lost 10 lbs? I could lose 10 lbs too if I had a trainer and 2hrs a day to exercise. People describe her as a living Barbie doll. She isn't worthy of that. She is satan.


I don't think people love her. She's really going through her famous for being famous phase and soon it will end and no one will care about her at all, especially as a musical artist or actress.

Paging Ozzy Osbourne...I think that's another case where people, sadly, don't think of him as a performer anymore but more of a sideshow.
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Reply #15 posted 10/23/05 11:15am

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Space for sale...
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Reply #16 posted 10/23/05 11:16am

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SynthiaRose said:

I loved her before she lost 10 pounds ...even from way back in the days of Irrestible and I Think I'm in Love -- when she could really sing.


Why? She's like apple pie. She's seems sweet and pure and reminds me of everything good about humanity, including its beauty and sensuality. Seriously. I think she's a darling sweet woman-child ..who is very real and honest and is so humble she isn't afraid to embarass herself but is confident enough to be a star. She has natural charisma.



Too bad she sings in such an over-affected manner now ...because she actually has a good voice.

I'm surprised at least Nick hasn't pointed out her horrible oversinging and brought in a vocal coach. It's like the whole family's ignoring the big pink elephant in the room. Somebody please sit that girl down with a voice doctor. nod


I agree. She's very harmless. I don't like most of her music (but espeically her recent covers) but I'm also not one of those people that wish her or J. Lo or anyother female singer harm. Why is it that people always go after the ladies?
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Reply #17 posted 10/23/05 11:32am

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HamsterHuey said:

I love her cuz shallow people hate her.

She is a woman that just does her own thing and is succesful while doing it, whatever it is. I am no fan, but I cannot help LOVE people like Jessica and Paris Hilton cuz they get so much crap from people.



This is the same reason i like Britney. smile
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Reply #18 posted 10/23/05 11:45am

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jayaredee said:

HamsterHuey said:

I love her cuz shallow people hate her.

She is a woman that just does her own thing and is succesful while doing it, whatever it is. I am no fan, but I cannot help LOVE people like Jessica and Paris Hilton cuz they get so much crap from people.



This is the same reason i like Britney. smile


Good point, me too!
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Reply #19 posted 10/23/05 3:33pm

LaCoyta

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CherrieMoonKisses said:

I love JSimpson...she's flawless yay!

No, she's not! Her nose is weird and she shops too much.
If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway.
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Reply #20 posted 10/24/05 7:02am

HamsterHuey

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jayaredee said:


i like Britney. smile


Good point, me too!


Let's all buy Mrs Federline t-shirts!
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Reply #21 posted 10/24/05 7:40am

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SynthiaRose said:



I'm surprised at least Nick hasn't pointed out her horrible oversinging and brought in a vocal coach.



I have, but the bitch wont listen to me . I'm divorcing her ass as soon as this contract is up.


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Reply #22 posted 10/24/05 1:16pm

origmnd

Probably has the best cleavage in the world
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Reply #23 posted 10/24/05 1:26pm

thekidsgirl

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LaCoyta said:

. She is satan.



If you will, so will I
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Reply #24 posted 10/24/05 3:37pm

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LaCoyta said:

and she isn't so spectactular w/o her makeup on.


I think her show (Newlyweds) pretty much captured her in every light...and she IS spectacular.
Run around like a chicken, grand dragon finger lickin
Yo, turn him over wit a spatula
Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker
Mess with the Cube, you get punked quick
Pig, cause I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with!
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Reply #25 posted 10/24/05 6:49pm

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rialb said:

I'm not a fan but if she didn't oversing so much and if she got some decent material she might be ok. She does have a good voice, I just can't stand the way she uses it, kind of similar to Christina Aguilera.

I feel the same way...I've heard her kick ass on a song before..but now she's doing something funny with her voice shrug

Recently I saw her and her sister on I think it was the MTV music awards..after she lost the weight.she came out shaking it..talking about how they learned how to shake in the south....anyone see that?

OMFG I was so embarrassed for her... I couldnt' believe she had the nerve to act like that..but if you have a big head I guess you can..
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