Hello, Prince fans. No introduction is neccessary because you are probably quite familliar with my work. Just wanted to let you know that my new triple album, "The Emancipation of Andy" will be coming out in the next couple of months. I have waited a long time for this and I have a lot to say on this album. The breakup of Wham!, the car racing business, and my TRUE feelings about George will all be revealed. The tracklist says it all:

Disc 1
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
George is a Tool
Power Behind the Throne
The Real Star
I Won't Take Second Place
Faith is for Losers
Surfin' USA


Disc 2
Purple Haze
My Car is Fast Fast Fast
George is a Tool (part 2)
How Can You Sleep at Night?
Where's My Cut?
I'm Serious, I Want My Money!
Sunshine of Your Love


Disc 3
Stairway to Heaven
George is a Wombat (Parts I-XII)
George is a Tool (Extended Dance Re-Mix)
Shake Part II
Evil Has a Name and It's George
Ridge Rap
Ruffles Has Ridges (And So Does My Heart)
I'm Number One, You're Number Two (featuring Curt Smith, Oates, and Art Garfunkel)

If you want some hardcore guitar, insightful lyrics, and a rollicking goodtime, buy this album when it comes to stores. I'm trying to have it out by October so it will be eligible for Grammy consideration. The record company is being a bit stubborn but with your support maybe we can light a fire under them.

Send requests to release this album to:

outofthebackofmycarrecords@hotmail.com

Hey, I know who you are

You're the guy behind George Michael.Now he could sing

Prove it!!!!!

PANDURITO said:

George is a mate so I will try to be civil. George occasionally did decent vocals but if not for my extraordinary backing vocals, electrifying guitar work, and the dancing skills of Pepsi and Shirley, Wham! would have gone no where. It was I who broke up the band in fact. I told him I was tired of carrying his sorry arse. Then he went out, got some half-decent producers, and through millions of dollars of studio magicry, the appearance of his talent came about. He grew some stubble, put on some tight pants, and through the power of mass hypnosis, he somehow found a little success. Cheeky bastard!

But, I love him like a brother...

lilgish said:

To quote my no-talent former partner, you got to have faith.

AndrewRidgeley said:

Sure.
Like Cain loved Abel

AndrewRidgeley said:

This is quite supicious because there’s a member called GottaLetitgo who went around posting absurd (but amusing) Wham threads.

His profile http://www.prince.org/pro...ttaLetitgo

Some of his threads

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/155330

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/155791

lilgish said:

He seems very insightful. I have many fans so I can't be expected to remember them all but he seems like a nice enough bloke. I will have to keep an eye out for him.

Guitar god...I like the sound of that!

AndrewRidgeley said:

I want the Cow back

Dancelot said:

Are you referring to George? Because I call him "the Cow" sometimes, even though he actually resembles a marsupial more.

George is a Tool
George is a Tool (part 2)
George is a Tool (Extended Dance Re-Mix)

The Out of the closet video perhaps
[Edited 9/19/05 10:50am]

lilgish said:

I'm very happy for George that he came out but I don't see how that Kenny fellow puts up with him.

I have to thank you for your most generous e-mails to my record label.Out of the Back of My Car Records Inc. is a great label and I thank them for picking me up after 37 other labels turned me down. But lately they have been kind of dodgy. After I turned in the final record, they initially had some complaints about its length (5 1/2 hours) and then they didn't like the cover. The cover has me freeing myself from shackles while standing on the head of a George Michael impersonator dressed in a chicken suit. (He's obviously not wearing the chicken head or else you would not notice that it is a George lookalike). The also wanted me to drop the song "Smack My George Up" which they felt offended washed-up prima donna pop stars. I agreed to the changes but then someone called and said it wasn't going to work out and that I should stop calling them. The voice sounded muffled so I believe it was George playing a trick on me. I waited several days and then I went to the studio and well it moved or something. So I figured the letter alerting me of the studio's move was either lost or perhaps stolen. So I have been e-mailing them and I appreciate your support e-mails.

This record,"The Emanicipation of Andy" was the one I was born to make. Nothing shall keep it down. My voice shall be heard!

Marsupial



George


Come on, the bloody resemblence is uncanny!

piss off.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

George? Is that you?

Just when things appeared hopeless with the record label I received a phone call from one of the networks asking if I would like to do a reality show. The network wants me to do a show called "Being Andrew Ridgeley" and they want to follow me around all day with a camera and show that, even though I am a huge celebrity, I do many of the same things as you lot that are not famous. I sneeze, I burp, I have hangnails and whatnot. I am seriously mulling it over.

By the way, what other types of programming does "Animal Planet" have?

AndrewRidgeley said: