Prince's funniest moment in a song

4 me it's betweenwhen he screams "whats the matter with me Cindy!!!" in Cindy C on the black album and the whole of do U lie on Parade...wait Im listenining 2 it now ha ha ha ha ha

If you listen hard to the way he sings the backing vocals of Supafunkycalifragisexy you may lose control of your bladder and defacatory functions.

Now, back to my edit.
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Mashed Potato Girl
Cloreen Baconskin
Chocolate..beans grits etc
If The Kid Cant Make Ya Cum--as the waiter

Moviestar is funny but I cringe with embarrassment 4 Mr Nelson when he screams "Go 2 Hades Boy..." so unneccessary

Girl of My Dreams...

The whole Lena Horne episode kills me everytime!

"known she was funky since the day she was born..."

A couple live moments. The Ride in Las Vegas with the whole "I like to watch... television" and the quizzical look that crosses his face. Also any time he pretends he's brushing his teeth as a dance in concert. Always cracks me up. As for a recording , the "he's definately masturbating" line during All the Critic love U in New York" makes me smile, an embarrassed smile."

Prince concert 85 when he messes up on the beautiful Ones and his voice can't reach the high note cracks me the fuck up

"I just got one thing to say...crack kills"

also, Tambourine cracks me up cuz he just flipped his lid with that song.

Also, the wrecka stow skit from UTCM

Mashed Potato Girl, yep

"And what's your last name, Rebecca?" (ONA Live)
"Oh no, the nigger's got a laser! Let's get the hell outta here!" (Black Album)
"Hello? Who is it?" (Prettyman...I just find it funny that in the middle of the jam, the phone rings & he answers it)

The absolute funniest moments are the following:

His rebuttal in "If A Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)"

His 'shopkeeper' in "Vibrator"

and

his waiter in "Chocolate", and maybe in "Chili Sauce"

I'd also add some flavor from Tricky.

The common link with all of these is that he is doing his Morris Day/Jamie Starr voice on all these tracks.

The 12" of Kiss with the whole "Is that Prince on television?" thing.

First Ahdio Show telling Rhonda that if she want to control what gets played, she gotta get her own show.

purely cos the voice is hysterical!!

My name's Andre Crabtree and I got more holes than a golfcourse!!

Number23 said:

LonghairedFaggot said:

do U lie on Parade...wait Im listenining 2 it now ha ha ha ha ha

What about the "State your name for the court... nevermind" in I Hate U? Or the "This is funky an' all but why don't you play like you used to..." in Everlasting Now? A lot of P Control makes me laugh as well.

"so i can work on that zipper baby" Diamonds & Pearls

If you listen very closely to the beginning track before he sings on Crystal Ball you can hear what sounds like his nose whistling as he breaths in...cracks me up everytime.

madsex6969 said:

Mashed potato girl is too funny - I'd love to see him listen to THAT in he car with Larry

For me, it's the shopkeeper in 'Vibrator'..."Well, what do you want!!???"

OH MY GOD! THE BEGINNING OF PRETTY MAN!!! " DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUUUTIFUL" i almost peed myself!! anytime he goes "aaaooowahh!!" in a song it seems funny to me cuz that's what lot of people know him for.

GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

Paw Power Pussy

New Power Day is funny as hell, too.

"Let me get a fruit cocktail I aint too hungry"-Ballad of Dorothy Parker.
Don't know why but I smile everytime I hear him say that, I guess I don't know too many guys that would order that.

Bob george-For someone who can't stand TV dinners, you sure eat enough of them motherfuckers
Vibrator-BODY MASSAGER!, Please!
Tricky-When I look in the mirror,I see your ugly face(laughter)
Mash Poatato Kid-the whole guido spiel

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Does the ending of the "Girls & Boys" video count?


BOO!!!

I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines...

http://artists.primetones...e_master68

He has so many funny moments on record but these have got to be the best, always raise a smile:

Bob George ... The whole song is hilarious!

"What the FUCK business is it of yours? I'm paying for these FUCKIN' mashed potatos, I'll do what the FUCK I wanna do wit im! Now bring me a FUCKIN' fingerbowl!!!" Mashed Potato Girl (Priceless)

"I, I ... I Smell Ma-Self!" Prettyman.

Just a selection ...

Bob George. The whole thing.

"Think inside out."

Cloudbuster said:

VinnyM27 said:

Cloudbuster said:

Bob George. The whole thing.

And what is "Mashed Potato Girl"?

"Think inside out."

Movie Star - Classic!

"...just went and got on the floor/grab somebody for a quick dance, boy, girl, it don't matter no more, I'm HOT!!!/Shit.../Mix was right/Bold/Lawd!"

I think that's how the lyrics went.

the last minute or so of "do me, baby"...it's a total laugh smorgasbord. seriously.