I like the funkster comedian rocker sexual crooner rabid activist concerned citizen band leader polysexual women fantatic, but in order for Prince to retake the Nasty Thone, he needs to go talk with Ms Nicki and beg for his crown back....

"Somebody point me to the best ass eater!" !!!! !!!!

Top that Prince!

[Nicki Minaj... "Dance"]
Wobble Dee Wobble wop wop Wobble wobbin'
Ass so phat All these bitches' pussies is throbbing.
Bad bitches, I'm your leader.
Phantom by the meter.
Somebody point me to the best ass eater!

Tell them puss* clean, I tell them puss* squeaky. Bitches give me brain cuz all them *****s geeky!
If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki and bust this puss* open in the islands of Wakiki

Kiss my ass, kiss my anus cuz its Finally Famous And its finally soft, yea its finally soft.
I don't know man guess them ass shots wore off...
Stay poppin, google my ass! Only time you on the net is when you google my ass!
You f*ckin' lil whores f*ckin' up my decors, couldn't get Michael Kors, if you was f*ckin' Michael Kors!!
Big Sean, boy how big is you? Gimme all yo money and give me all yo residuals... Just slap it on my ass, ass, ass, ass, ass!

Lucky for us he committed all his nasty moments to tape decades ago so we can revisit anytime we want.

You mean the Prince that sings lines of tribute to sex toys in 2001's "Mellow"?

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Or the Prince that takes a golden shower at the end of 2014's "the Gold Standard"?

Alright, I'm officially old because those verses from that Niki Minaj song are disgusting. I actually think I'm offended! I never want to hear Prince or any artist that I'm into try to top that.

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Please(!) educate me on how "The Gold Standard" is in any way a reference to watersports. I'm a good learner, once I understand.

At best, "Mellow" is about cunnilingus, fellatio and masturbation... butt I don't hear any hard evidence about the use of accessories. Butt then, we don't have any official digital booklet with lyrics to reference. ...

"Where you wanna eat tonight baby?
I know this dope spot called one another

...

"Can I sing to you while you bring yourself to joy?
I'll go slow at first, while you quench your thirst
Wet circles round the toy [ TOY being her 'vagina' ]
While you bring yourself to joy "

skywalker said:

You mean the Prince that sings lines of tribute to sex toys in 2001's "Mellow"?

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Or the Prince that takes a golden shower at the end of 2014's "the Gold Standard"?

I'm sitting here listening to the 1999 album right now.I gotta admit,I miss the wild,crazy Prince

"Nasty Prince = Young Prince"

Graycap23 said:

"Nasty Prince = Young Prince"

why is that artists do their most "fun",interesting music when they're younger? This applies to every artist.

Don't we all miss the wild n crazy days?

Just means you're alive and living a long evolving life.

appleseed said:

Please(!) educate me on how "The Gold Standard" is in any way a reference to watersports. I'm a good learner, once I understand.

At best, "Mellow" is about cunnilingus, fellatio and masturbation... butt I don't hear any hard evidence about the use of accessories. Butt then, we don't have any official digital booklet with lyrics to reference. ...

"Where you wanna eat tonight baby?
I know this dope spot called one another

...

"Can I sing to you while you bring yourself to joy?
I'll go slow at first, while you quench your thirst
Wet circles round the toy [ TOY being her 'vagina' ]
While you bring yourself to joy "

1. If the toy is not, in fact, a toy but (as you say) cunnilingus, fellatio, and masturbation...it's still nice and nasty. Maybe I took toy too literally?

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2. I give you "Supercute" also from those heady (and post JW conversion) days of 2001. There is not mistaking Prince's meaning here. He literally has a vibrator sound effect (this kind of thing makes me laugh when people bemoan the loss of "nasty" Prince. He didn't go anywhere.

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"..On a dare I wanna see if she will share
The kinda toys she uses when I'm not there
None at all she swears
I don't care
(I don't care )
I make her buy another one
And a new dress to wear
(vibrator noise)
Goes the toy against her curly hair
Now she must confess
How she really like to play
Or if she don't, I lower the speed
And bad words she'll say
Tell me how you play, how you play
Even in her anger she's still
Supercute..."

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3. "The Gold Standard": Listen from 5:15 onward. I'll grant you it's more of a water noise than overt peeing sounds, but I promise you, as Prince (or is it's Bob George?) says " ...this is exciting it's different." It's the GOLD standard. "Let me get in there..."

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He was rarely nasty. Just dirty funker with a rock n roll love affair. If you want to hear that put on a record and listen to the dirty funker.

"Wet circle's around the toy while you bring yourself to joy" and if I'm not mistaken you hear vibrator sounds. When was the last time you heard the end of the song,you can't miss it? Or I'm just guessing that refference wen't way over your head?

appleseed said:

Please(!) educate me on how "The Gold Standard" is in any way a reference to watersports. I'm a good learner, once I understand.

At best, "Mellow" is about cunnilingus, fellatio and masturbation... butt I don't hear any hard evidence about the use of accessories. Butt then, we don't have any official digital booklet with lyrics to reference. ...

"Where you wanna eat tonight baby?
I know this dope spot called one another

...

"Can I sing to you while you bring yourself to joy?
I'll go slow at first, while you quench your thirst
Wet circles round the toy [ TOY being her 'vagina' ]
While you bring yourself to joy "

skywalker said:

You mean the Prince that sings lines of tribute to sex toys in 2001's "Mellow"?

-

Or the Prince that takes a golden shower at the end of 2014's "the Gold Standard"?

[Edited 1/3/15 22:07pm]

SoulAlive said:

appleseed said:

Nikki Minaj's lyrics are tacky at the best of times. Prince's dirty lyrics have way more class.

I mean, can you ever imagine Nikki Minaj coming up with a line like 'you know the kamasutra? I could rewrite it' upon others?

Prince (Jehovas Witness or not) will always have a dirty mind

BobGeorge909 said:

appleseed said:

Please(!) educate me on how "The Gold Standard" is in any way a reference to watersports. I'm a good learner, once I understand.

At best, "Mellow" is about cunnilingus, fellatio and masturbation... butt I don't hear any hard evidence about the use of accessories. Butt then, we don't have any official digital booklet with lyrics to reference. ...

"Where you wanna eat tonight baby?
I know this dope spot called one another

...

"Can I sing to you while you bring yourself to joy?
I'll go slow at first, while you quench your thirst
Wet circles round the toy [ TOY being her 'vagina' ]
While you bring yourself to joy "

Why is the toy a reference to a vajayjay...and not simply a a reference to...well...a toy? If the coochie is wet and a toy goes in....well....there will be a wet circle on the toy upon exit....and re entry and exit and reentry and ext....etc..... Like if a chick has lots of lipstick on when she sucks a dick....dude will end up with a circle on his dick.

Prince.org sex education class

Back in the heady gogo 80s era Prince wrote "Head" and "Sister"(!!!) Why can't THAT degenerate Prince come back — just for a little while for kicks?! Mature gray haired folks like to have freaky deaky sex too, in fact, most of our inhibitions are gone.

Angelsoncrack said:

Nikki Minaj's lyrics are tacky at the best of times. Prince's dirty lyrics have way more class.

I mean, can you ever imagine Nikki Minaj coming up with a line like 'you know the kamasutra? I could rewrite it' upon others?

Prince (Jehovas Witness or not) will always have a dirty mind

I would posit that most people over 40 have eaten some ass, if only to keep the relationship interesting after the routine become mundane after doing it traditionally 1000-2000 times. And Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, Rudy, Jack (Obama's Senate opponent) and all the rest are living proof that old geezers never let the dragon take a break until it falls off. #OldiesBUTTGoodies

xpertluva said:

Alright, I'm officially old because those verses from that Niki Minaj song is disgusting. I actually think I'm offended! I never want to hear Prince or any artist that I'm into try to top that.

i miss nasty prince too, but that look works better on youth... he is a grown ass man now instead of a raging pile of rudeboy hormones and it would be cringey if he wasn't different now. i've said this before, black sweat was hella hot and showed he can bring the sexy without looking like a creepy old man

:::: I miss the rudeboy...

terrig said:

i miss nasty prince too, but that look works better on youth... he is a grown ass man now instead of a raging pile of rudeboy hormones and it would be cringey if he wasn't different now. i've said this before, black sweat was hella hot and showed he can bring the sexy without looking like a creepy old man

xpertluva said:

appleseed said:

Back in the heady gogo 80s era Prince wrote "Head" and "Sister"(!!!) Why can't THAT degenerate Prince come back — just for a little while for kicks?! Mature gray haired folks like to have freaky deaky sex too, in fact, most of our inhibitions are gone.

Angelsoncrack said:

Nikki Minaj's lyrics are tacky at the best of times. Prince's dirty lyrics have way more class.

I mean, can you ever imagine Nikki Minaj coming up with a line like 'you know the kamasutra? I could rewrite it' upon others?

Prince (Jehovas Witness or not) will always have a dirty mind

I know right! Both songs about pretty nasty subjects, but not done in the Nikki Minaj 'pussy pussy dick dick' kinda way.

Also, I know this isnt a 'bash Nikki Minaj thread' but I also love how Nikki said she was a feminist because its literally THE buzzword of today, claiming her songs are 'female empowering'. Yeah, because a song about a chick sleeping with a drug dealer (legit, look it up. I can't remember which song it was but a youtuber i watch mentioned it) is a song for young girls to look up to. Gurl, you need pussy control

appleseed said:

BobGeorge909 said:

I know what U mean - I had a dream the other night that he was performing 'Walk In Sand', dropped to his knees and said 'Enough of this tame shit - who wants some head?'. Unfortunately, I woke up just as 'Head' was starting

Dayum!!!

Every time I consider this topic, I am overcome with the fact that maturity, life experience, and an adult perspective do not allow me to be concerned with it.