Let's say you and Prince are smoking some joints together, and after he tells you an off colour joke about the Pope, he places his hand on your lap and stares into your eyes.

"Jerome....I can call you that, can't I?"

Before you have an opporutinity to answer, he continues, "Beauty may be on the inside, you see, but some of them girls up on my stage and shows need to turn they ugly azzes inside out then."

You raise your hand to protest, only for him to press his open hand against yours and stare more intensly in your eyes.

"I ain't being vain, no no no. But seriously, if love is blind then why is lingerie so popular?" with his other hand he points to the fish-tail bikini strap poking out of his skin tight lace pants."

Folks are always sayin', my movies are all about the visuals...but with no heart or substance. They are always giving me awards I don't want!

He pulls what appears to be a rhinestone studded photo album with tassles and fringe in a lavender hue, and opens it to reveal several awards.

Only, these are razzies! Razzies, which are given once every year around oscar time for the worst accomplishments in cinema.

Do you think I deserve this bullshit?

Look at this! DO I DESERVE THESE RAZZIES?!?!?!?

Of course not. "Love or Money" was a good song.

And Prince could not possibly be the Worst Actor of the Decade - not when you consider his work in "Purple Rain". For the same reason he cannot be the Worst Director of the Decade - just look at the "Sign O' the Times" movie, which was hailed by one paid flack as "possibly the greatest concert film ever made". And I don't even know if Prince directed it or not, but does it really matter?

Of course not.

nawww I was really getting into that story. Can you keep going with it?

You got me - I had to look up what movie was judged worse than Graffiti Bridge. And there were two!

I haven't seen either of them but it's unimaginable that there was even one worse film. Ever.

However, one of them also starred Morris Day, Bonnie Boyer, Sheila E and a load more Escovedos.

You'd think that sabotaging another movie to be 'worse' than GB would keep Prince happy.

But no, he's still bitter about GB and now we have to put up with the 'The Original 7ven' nonsense name.

And the horrible flashbacks, remembering the torture of watching the movie when I spot my GB cd in my collection. Make it stop! Mommy! Noooooo!

i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

robertgeorgeakabob said:

i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

"That's that gooooooooooood shit. "

robertgeorgeakabob said:

i lift up my diamonds and pearls tour t-shirt, revealing my appendix scar, "do i deserve that?? well do i prince?? now shut the fuck up and roll another joint you self-pitying pothead"

Timmy84 said:

"That's that gooooooooooood shit. "

Only the best for Prince!

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

aardvark15 said:

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

didn't Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice come out the same year though?

I think Cool as Ice gave GB a run for its money.

imago said:

aardvark15 said:

Wait he won for Under The Cherry Moon and lost for Graffiti Bridge!!!!!!!! Under The Cherry Moon is a great movie and Love Or Money a great song, and I really can't think of a worser movie that came out in 1990 than GB.

didn't Vanilla Ice's Cool as Ice come out the same year though?

I think Cool as Ice gave GB a run for its money.

God don't remind me of that film