OK, I remember when I was a kid and my mum would play Elvis.

I LOOOOVE Elvis. But when that bitch (Elivis) got to talkin' in his songs, I woudl always

crack up at his pork-chop greesy Southern ass accent.

"I wonder if ....yer lonsum... tonight." he would say, and I would just crack up to no end.

BUT THEN I DISCOVERED Prince, and it just got soo much better.

I crack up almost every time I hear "Do Me Baby' from

Conterversy, where he says, "I feel so c-c-c-c-cooooold... "

And lawd, 1999-TNM may piss alot of you off, but when Rosie Gaines does that

constipated "AHHHHHHHYE CAME TO PAAAAHHHHTTEEEEEE." I laugh so damned hard.

I copy it and say it randomly all the damned time.

What Prince moments crack you the hell up?

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"My hairdresser's gay."

That line just cracks me the fuck up, because there's so much irony in it.

Maybe not irony. I really never understand what irony means. I was an English major and studied stuff like that, but that lesson never really took, you know? So irony just kinda means nothing and everything sometimes. But I like to use it.

Anyway, so that.

I hope this wasn't deliberate, but...

Good evening, this is your pilot Prince speaking
You are flyin' aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped
With anything your body desires

If for any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down to apply more
To activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close to yours
Place my lips over your mouth and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is over excitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that you please observe the 'No letting go' sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We are now makin' our final approach to satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
For landing, can you feel it, can you feel it?
Yeah

Welcome to Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft
Has come to a complete stop
Thank you for flying 'Prince International'
Remember, the next time you fly
Fly the 'International Lover"

Harlepolis said:

,,,,and giggle the same giggle that you do? So goofy!

OMG, I love that part!

But come to think of it, it is pretty funny

Efan said:

"My hairdresser's gay."

That line just cracks me the fuck up, because there's so much irony in it.

Maybe not irony. I really never understand what irony means. I was an English major and studied stuff like that, but that lesson never really took, you know? So irony just kinda means nothing and everything sometimes. But I like to use it.

Anyway, so that.

!!

I wish you were nearer some times. I really in to mood to have sexy with you right now.

imago said:

Efan said:

"My hairdresser's gay."

That line just cracks me the fuck up, because there's so much irony in it.

Maybe not irony. I really never understand what irony means. I was an English major and studied stuff like that, but that lesson never really took, you know? So irony just kinda means nothing and everything sometimes. But I like to use it.

Anyway, so that.

!!

I wish you were nearer some times. I really in to mood to have sexy with you right now.

You should come to Minneapolis next month for the Revolution show. I'll give you my extra ticket to the concert.

And then we could, like, bang and stuff.

the word is accidentally. thank you. that is all.

His entire ghetto azz delivery during the acting sequences on The Muppet Show. Yeah I know that's not a song, but I recently watched that show and could not stop laughing at how abrasive Prince was on a puppet show.

When he says in 'Do Me Baby' "I'm So Colllldddd" That makes me laugh so hard too. Hahaha

So many moments in Prince songs, that makes you go what? What did he just say?

"I just hate to see an erection go to waste."

funksterr said:

His entire ghetto azz delivery during the acting sequences on The Muppet Show. Yeah I know that's not a song, but I recently watched that show and could not stop laughing at how abrasive Prince was on a puppet show.

Wha?

I liked his acting and his performances on that show. What was so ghetto about it?

That typo on the back of the Purple Rain album. I mean, wow. SOMEONE at Warner Bros. should´ve seen that before it went to print.

( the annals/anals typo......"there´s this purple suspicion that lurks in the anals of my mind that U and I are alike in more ways than 6 " or whatever it says there.

Almost every song of his can make me laugh at times, or other feelings...

Lavaud,

Jughead

International Lover

Do me Baby

Lemon Crush: definetely "the organ" joke

For me it's the overly earnest lyrics that don't have any clear meaning., yet everyone sings along and tears up pretending they know exactly what the man means.

It's also pretty darn funny when he screams "Hold your tambourines up!" or really says anything about a tambourine.

"He made the blind see and the dumb understand."

That's funny too. I imagine Jesus preaching to morons.

" Uh uh ooh ooh *gasp *gasp AHHHHHHHHH"

-Orgasm

too many prince lines to count... so much cracks me up

I even get a chuckle out of 'dig, if you will, a picture'

All of 3 chains o gold is ridiculous.

'kickin me in my heart, tearin me all apart, cause me and u coulda been a work of art'

i'm sure there are examples that make me laugh more, but those are the only ones that come to mind at the moment...

KoolEaze said:

That typo on the back of the Purple Rain album. I mean, wow. SOMEONE at Warner Bros. should´ve seen that before it went to print.

( the annals/anals typo......"there´s this purple suspicion that lurks in the anals of my mind that U and I are alike in more ways than 6 " or whatever it says there.

x forever

I'm gonna be laughing for 10 years.

treehouse said:

For me it's the overly earnest lyrics that don't have any clear meaning., yet everyone sings along and tears up pretending they know exactly what the man means.

It's also pretty darn funny when he screams "Hold your tambourines up!" or really says anything about a tambourine.

KoolEaze said:

funksterr said:

His entire ghetto azz delivery during the acting sequences on The Muppet Show. Yeah I know that's not a song, but I recently watched that show and could not stop laughing at how abrasive Prince was on a puppet show.

Wha?

I liked his acting and his performances on that show. What was so ghetto about it?

What wasn't ghetto about it? Especially the segment when he pushed his way past security and called the guard "fool". I was laughing more at the fact that he brought hood-rat behaviors to The Muppet Show, than the actual written comedy.

funksterr said:

KoolEaze said:

Wha?

I liked his acting and his performances on that show. What was so ghetto about it?

What wasn't ghetto about it? Especially the segment when he pushed his way past security and called the guard "fool". I was laughing more at the fact that he brought hood-rat behaviors to The Muppet Show, than the actual written comedy.

I was just about to type what you just said. "Check the list, foo'!" Ooooo, Prince gettin' "rowdy"...with a damn Muppet.

Gett Off:

"Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs..."

Poom Poom:

"If U were here I wouldn't masturbate
Wishin' I was kin 2 your PoomPoom"

Come:

"Don't talk or breathe
Don't cough or sneeze
Oh, just dream, dream, dream
Baby, my tongue's gonna do things that U never seen"

"Like asplendid, open ended
Celibate friend, pretending
Not 2 know it when I blow it
In your eyes
Like a strawberry, chocolate
Fender jazz, mashed potato, fuzztone
All over your thighs"

I Wanna Melt With U:

"Could u keep ur cool if I washed ur feet?
And ur soul a bath,
What if I gave it?
Ur body I asked,
How long could u save it?
Would u lie down on a bed of thorns
While I drink ur ocean dry?
And if we said we loved each other,
Instead of smiling, would u cry?
Could u kiss 3 times with ur dress upside down,
Stroking, laughing?
Or would u stay awake 4 14 hours
Listening 2 the grass grow?"

Everybody that came 2 see me dance

Jump back, watch me, I'm about to wet your pants

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fusk said:

All of 3 chains o gold is ridiculous.

"Give back the chains! If you don't, we'll die! Nothing shall come between you and I!"

chelsearodgerslovesya said:

Gett Off:

"Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs..."

Poom Poom:

"If U were here I wouldn't masturbate
Wishin' I was kin 2 your PoomPoom"

Come:

"Don't talk or breathe
Don't cough or sneeze
Oh, just dream, dream, dream
Baby, my tongue's gonna do things that U never seen"

"Like asplendid, open ended
Celibate friend, pretending
Not 2 know it when I blow it
In your eyes
Like a strawberry, chocolate
Fender jazz, mashed potato, fuzztone
All over your thighs"

I Wanna Melt With U:

"Could u keep ur cool if I washed ur feet?
And ur soul a bath,
What if I gave it?
Ur body I asked,
How long could u save it?
Would u lie down on a bed of thorns
While I drink ur ocean dry?
And if we said we loved each other,
Instead of smiling, would u cry?
Could u kiss 3 times with ur dress upside down,
Stroking, laughing?
Or would u stay awake 4 14 hours
Listening 2 the grass grow?"

I forgot that line! Haha, That line has me laughing every time. It just comes out of no where and makes no sense..lol.

"An Indian woman buried her grandpa in the Black Hills"

"Smack! Papa...Smack, smack!! Papa, Papa..."

"What's the matter with me, Cindy?!?!"

alphachannel said:

I hope this wasn't deliberate, but...

Good evening, this is your pilot Prince speaking
You are flyin' aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped
With anything your body desires

If for any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down to apply more
To activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close to yours
Place my lips over your mouth and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is over excitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that you please observe the 'No letting go' sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We are now makin' our final approach to satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
For landing, can you feel it, can you feel it?
Yeah

Welcome to Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft
Has come to a complete stop
Thank you for flying 'Prince International'
Remember, the next time you fly
Fly the 'International Lover"

to me thats a rather clever usage of imagery and metaphor.......