i was driving listening 2 Prince and.......................

i rear ended a Little red corvette

... I fell asleep at the wheel and had a wonderful dream I was riding on a magical talking hippo, we were travelling to Neptune to meet her family, who are the ruling elite there. On the way, we stopped off at Titan and bought some grape flavoured boiled sweets for the rest of the journey - that greedy hippo ate most of them to herself!

When we arrived, her family was on vacation - ON EARTH if you can believe it! So we had to come all the way back, what a waste of 73 years interstellar travel!... Then I woke up, in hospital, in traction, broken every bone in my body and had been in a coma for 3 years - last time I put NEWS on in the car.

..that's all i want to say about that.

200 balloons flew right over me

then i hit a Lady Cab Driver

who told me i am going to prison for aA million days

what Arrogance!!!!

so i told her Baby i'm a Star

and she hit me... Boom!!!

Then i heard some one Call My Name

surrounded by a Circle of Armour

i asked for Compassion

as this situation was Crucial

but ppl thought i was Delirious

No i only have a Dirty Mind i said

and ran for my Escape

all the way to Erotic City

physco185 said:

200 balloons flew right over me

then i hit a Lady Cab Driver

who told me i am going to prison for aA million days

what Arrogance!!!!

so i told her Baby i'm a Star

and she hit me... Boom!!!

Then i heard some one Call My Name

surrounded by a Circle of Armour

i asked for Compassion

as this situation was Crucial

but ppl thought i was Delirious

No i only have a Dirty Mind i said

and ran for my Escape

all the way to Erotic City

Only 2 find out when eye got there prince had cancelled!!!!!!!

and my boyfriend asked me if Prince was the ONLY music i had on my 160gb ipod. lol.

A cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for disturbing the peace w/obscene music

eleven said:

i rear ended a Little red corvette

good one!

Excuse me if I go too fast.

...I collided with Billy Jack Bitch!

ok... i have one

ready????

.... Every time i hear Get Off i..............

....and to make a very long story short, that's how I ended up with my testicles laminated and butthole Xeroxed.

....and to not get into too many gory details, that's when I discovered never listen to Prince, and take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time.

every time i hear get off....

i imagine 23 positions....

eleven said:

every time i hear get off....

i imagine 23 positions....

Only 23????

eleven said:

every time i hear get off....

i imagine 23 positions....

and I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last

NouveauDance said:

... I fell asleep at the wheel and had a wonderful dream I was riding on a magical talking hippo, we were travelling to Neptune to meet her family, who are the ruling elite there. On the way, we stopped off at Titan and bought some grape flavoured boiled sweets for the rest of the journey - that greedy hippo ate most of them to herself!

When we arrived, her family was on vacation - ON EARTH if you can believe it! So we had to come all the way back, what a waste of 73 years interstellar travel!... Then I woke up, in hospital, in traction, broken every bone in my body and had been in a coma for 3 years - last time I put NEWS on in the car.

IamFunkay7 said:

eleven said:

every time i hear get off....

i imagine 23 positions....

and I guess I should have known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last

physco185 said:

i was driving listening 2 Prince and.......................

sticky like glue came on....... after it finished i realized how wrong i was