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Thread started 10/08/09 3:30pm

Imago

LET's Say, PRINCE SMOKES A JOINT AND...

OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?

4) How would you promote the movie?

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart

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Reply #1 posted 10/08/09 3:57pm

Christopher

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Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?-prince knocks apollonia in the head with one of those glass preserve jars in his basement and he freaks out and has the other members of the revoultion hide her body..the only problem is shes not dead.shes buried under a bunch of francis L. sheet music.soon morris catches wind that something fishy is going on.the other girls(susan and brenda) join forces with the time to help take prince down all the while they still play every other night at FIRST AVE. and billy secretly touches the kids booty in one scene but its deleted.....what will happen when prince and the revolution start getting real???

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?-sdtrk would be the same with a few extra songs pertaining to the new theme of the film

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?-since apples all buried you will have a sudden fling with brooke shields

4) How would you promote the movie?-heavy tv and radio and alot of live shows

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart


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[Edited 10/8/09 16:00pm]
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Reply #2 posted 10/08/09 4:29pm

DesireeNevermi
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Imago said:

OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?
first off baby your breath is kickin like bruce lee, you seriously need to lay off the weed/cappucino combination. i wouldn't change the plot not one bit except give dez and the modernaires more screen time and enhance the back story between you and jill. oh yeah and cast vonetta mcgee and adolf ceasar as yo mammy and pappy and al sharpton as billy sparks.

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?
Nope, we gonna need that 1999 album with some dirty mind for my version. okay okay we gonna keep purple rain, don't git yo panties all in a bunch. Are those Bria's drawers? Youz a nasty mutherfucker!!

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?
Me you fool!!!


4) How would you promote the movie?
Hand out free video previews at all the strip clubs and gay bars and school yards. You gonna have to tour hard for this flick too. I also suggest gettin' caught by the papparzi bonin in yo car. Hey it couldn't hurt!


Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart


[Edited 10/8/09 16:30pm]
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Reply #3 posted 10/08/09 7:29pm

guarinigirl200
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That's it! I'm calling Intervention on all y'all pot smoking asses!

And Prince--GET YO HAND OFF MY ASS! lol
I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me.
Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots.
Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol.
Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol.
Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch
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Reply #4 posted 10/08/09 7:49pm

roodboi

1) what would the plot be?
Prince, we're gonna go romantic comedy with this one...let's face it, your love scenes in the first movie were fucking hilarious, we'll just build off of their hysterical momentum

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?
same soundtrack, but as interpreted by The Jonas Brothers...

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?
this is a tough one...I mean, you've kinda alienated yourself from anyone that could really embrace that part...I hear Pamela Anderson needs money.

4) How would you promote the movie?
let's advertise the fuck out of it for a week or two, then totally ignore it thereafter...'cause, let's face it, this movie is gonna make Gigli look like an academy award winner
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Reply #5 posted 10/08/09 8:57pm

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Prince go spliffing in a mega blunt session, now that would be something to talk about, as for the sequel anything but what did come out of it (Grafitti Bridge), then again, was he smoking something when he wrote that lol
So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #6 posted 10/08/09 11:51pm

Christopher

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guarinigirl2000 said:

That's it! I'm calling Intervention :

owww girl i love dat show
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Reply #7 posted 10/08/09 11:55pm

japanrocks

lol! "Bria has been ordered to go back to her station"

smile smile
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Reply #8 posted 10/09/09 12:16am

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I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #9 posted 10/09/09 12:26am

ladychel61

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Imago said:

OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?

4) How would you promote the movie?

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS....
pimp2 brick
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #10 posted 10/09/09 12:33am

japanrocks

squirrelgrease said:

I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.


LOL

I feel a bad case of the glaucomas coming on.
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Reply #11 posted 10/09/09 12:33am

ladychel61

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Christopher said:

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?-prince knocks apollonia in the head with one of those glass preserve jars in his basement and he freaks out and has the other members of the revoultion hide her body..the only problem is shes not dead.shes buried under a bunch of francis L. sheet music.soon morris catches wind that something fishy is going on.the other girls(susan and brenda) join forces with the time to help take prince down all the while they still play every other night at FIRST AVE. and billy secretly touches the kids booty in one scene but its deleted.....what will happen when prince and the revolution start getting real???

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?-sdtrk would be the same with a few extra songs pertaining to the new theme of the film

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?-since apples all buried you will have a sudden fling with brooke shields

4) How would you promote the movie?-heavy tv and radio and alot of live shows

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart


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[Edited 10/8/09 16:00pm]
What you talking about Willis....
weed burger cartman
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #12 posted 10/09/09 12:49am

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DesireeNevermind said:

Imago said:

OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?
first off baby your breath is kickin like bruce lee, you seriously need to lay off the weed/cappucino combination. i wouldn't change the plot not one bit except give dez and the modernaires more screen time and enhance the back story between you and jill. oh yeah and cast vonetta mcgee and adolf ceasar as yo mammy and pappy and al sharpton as billy sparks.

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?
Nope, we gonna need that 1999 album with some dirty mind for my version. okay okay we gonna keep purple rain, don't git yo panties all in a bunch. Are those Bria's drawers? Youz a nasty mutherfucker!!

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?
Me you fool!!!


4) How would you promote the movie?
Hand out free video previews at all the strip clubs and gay bars and school yards. You gonna have to tour hard for this flick too. I also suggest gettin' caught by the papparzi bonin in yo car. Hey it couldn't hurt!


Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart


[Edited 10/8/09 16:30pm]

What you talking about Willis....lol whistling brushteeth drink zipped kiss2 shake mad feeling ill hmph! pout
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #13 posted 10/09/09 1:00am

ladychel61

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guarinigirl2000 said:

That's it! I'm calling Intervention on all y'all pot smoking asses!

And Prince--GET YO HAND OFF MY ASS! lol

I'm calling Janet...and the po,po..... johnwoo blunt uzi stoned shoot2 pimp chillout
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #14 posted 10/09/09 1:07am

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japanrocks said:

lol! "Bria has been ordered to go back to her station"

smile smile

I don't think so ....she's going 2 stand by her man...lol kisses
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #15 posted 10/09/09 1:10am

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Huggiebear said:

Prince go spliffing in a mega blunt session, now that would be something to talk about, as for the sequel anything but what did come out of it (Grafitti Bridge), then again, was he smoking something when he wrote that lol

headlp
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #16 posted 10/09/09 1:51am

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squirrelgrease said:

I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.

WHAT U...TALKING...ABOUT...WILLIS...EVERY BODY GOT A LITTLE LIGHT UNDER THE SUN,UNDER THE SUN,UNDER THE sun headbang priest hmmm weed pimp2 neutral faint
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #17 posted 10/09/09 1:54am

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japanrocks said:

squirrelgrease said:

I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.


LOL

I feel a bad case of the glaucomas coming on.
[Edited 10/9/09 0:34am]

whew doh! ohgoon
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #18 posted 10/09/09 1:55am

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japanrocks said:

squirrelgrease said:

I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.


LOL

I feel a bad case of the glaucomas coming on.
[Edited 10/9/09 0:34am]

hug sexy
[Edited 10/9/09 1:57am]
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #19 posted 10/09/09 2:00am

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ladychel61 said:

japanrocks said:



LOL

I feel a bad case of the glaucomas coming on.
[Edited 10/9/09 0:34am]

hug sexy
[Edited 10/9/09 1:57am]

neutral headlp
♥ Feeling Purple Rain...Don't hold on 2 the pain, hold on 2 the memories ♥
My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #20 posted 10/09/09 2:39am

UpHi

heart Loves it biggrin
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Reply #21 posted 10/09/09 9:03am

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Bambi lol
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Reply #22 posted 10/09/09 9:18am

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Christopher said:

guarinigirl2000 said:

That's it! I'm calling Intervention :

owww girl i love dat show


I bet you do
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Reply #23 posted 10/09/09 9:26am

Imago

ladychel61 said:

Imago said:

OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?

4) How would you promote the movie?

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS....
pimp2 brick

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Reply #24 posted 10/09/09 9:27am

Imago

roodboi said:

1) what would the plot be?
Prince, we're gonna go romantic comedy with this one...let's face it, your love scenes in the first movie were fucking hilarious, we'll just build off of their hysterical momentum

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?
same soundtrack, but as interpreted by The Jonas Brothers...

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?
this is a tough one...I mean, you've kinda alienated yourself from anyone that could really embrace that part...I hear Pamela Anderson needs money.

4) How would you promote the movie?
let's advertise the fuck out of it for a week or two, then totally ignore it thereafter...'cause, let's face it, this movie is gonna make Gigli look like an academy award winner

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Reply #25 posted 10/09/09 9:46am

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squirrelgrease said:

I don't condone the smoking of the marijuana, with the exception being of that which is medically prescribed for alleviating the discomfort of glaucoma.


I heard this in my head with the voice of Professor Frink from The Simpsons:


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Reply #26 posted 10/09/09 10:00am

Imago

ok, I'll bite: (answers in blue)


OK, so let's say you're at one of Prince's famous parties.

And it's really late at night and the party is starting to die down. Bria's been ordered to go back downstairs to her station, and Prince is feeling really frisky. You're both smoking blunts, and Prince looks over at you, and after a very long winded diatribe about chemtrails and akashik records, he says to you:


" Yo, Bambi--izz it ok that I call you Bambi? giggle fart
Yes, Mrs Manelli, you may call me Bambi.

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?
The 'kid' makes it big and all of a sudden he's touring the world, and being showered with attention and adoration. As a result, his relationship with his family, friends, and band falls apart. He also becomes obsessed with ownership of his material, and breaks away from his record contract only after having changed his name to an unpronounceable dutch name. As a result his career suffers from it. The last scene shows Prince sitting in a small, cramped room, by himself alone with his piano. In the last scene, the elderly "kid" will actually be played by Nichelle Nichols (the orginal Uhura from Star Trek)


2) Would you keep the same sountrack?
Most of it, but I would add the live version of Still Would Stand All Time (from various bootlegs) to it.

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?
Because the sequal would cover a span of not just days or weeks, but years, there would need to be a long line of love interests. I would probably just hire the entire Venezuelan female Olympic gymnastic team.


4) How would you promote the movie?
MTV, Magazines, Saturday morning cartoons, and all the major nighttime talk show routes.


Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart




fart
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Uhura was fine back in the day. Yikes!
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Reply #28 posted 10/09/09 12:36pm

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ladychel61 said:

Christopher said:

Let's say it's 1987 and Warners wants me to do a sequal to Purple Rain.

And let's say I decide to give you full artistic control over the project.

1) what would the plot be?-prince knocks apollonia in the head with one of those glass preserve jars in his basement and he freaks out and has the other members of the revoultion hide her body..the only problem is shes not dead.shes buried under a bunch of francis L. sheet music.soon morris catches wind that something fishy is going on.the other girls(susan and brenda) join forces with the time to help take prince down all the while they still play every other night at FIRST AVE. and billy secretly touches the kids booty in one scene but its deleted.....what will happen when prince and the revolution start getting real???

2) Would you keep the same sountrack?-sdtrk would be the same with a few extra songs pertaining to the new theme of the film

3) Who would cast as my adoring love interest?-since apples all buried you will have a sudden fling with brooke shields

4) How would you promote the movie?-heavy tv and radio and alot of live shows

Hurry up and answer me motherfucker--this blunt is making me hungry, and Imma head out to Krystal in a few minutes. fart


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What you talking about Willis....
weed burger cartman


okay fine! you can play the new love interest.
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Reply #29 posted 10/09/09 3:25pm

Imago

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Uhura was fine back in the day. Yikes!

Indeed
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