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PrintablelittlemissG said: The catwoman drew closer and took Prince's chin in her hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and said..... "Prince dahhlingg.. purrr...haha are you just the prettiest thing ive ever seen id love to put your hair in ponytails.." prince said "i already did that look remember? rave? 1999? i was hot...." "praaaincey" the catwoman purred "i have a proposal for you....do you still have that assless pants number from the VMA's and that chamber thing from the 7 video?" "yeh why?" 
catwoman replied "good...cause....." . . . [Edited 1/6/08 1:31am] | |
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Christopher said: littlemissG said: The catwoman drew closer and took Prince's chin in her hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and said..... "Prince dahhlingg.. purrr...haha are you just the prettiest thing ive ever seen id love to put your hair in ponytails.." prince said "i already did that look remember? rave? 1999? i was hot...." "praaaincey" the catwoman purred "i have a proposal for you....do you still have that assless pants number from the VMA's and that chamber thing from the 7 video?" "yeh why?"
catwoman replied "good...cause....." . . . [Edited 1/6/08 1:31am]  | |
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Imago said: Christopher said: "Prince dahhlingg.. purrr...haha are you just the prettiest thing ive ever seen id love to put your hair in ponytails.." prince said "i already did that look remember? rave? 1999? i was hot...." "praaaincey" the catwoman purred "i have a proposal for you....do you still have that assless pants number from the VMA's and that chamber thing from the 7 video?" "yeh why?"
catwoman replied "good...cause....." . . . [Edited 1/6/08 1:31am] lulz http://prince.org/msg/7/215147 | |
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"good, cause I need you to Infiltrate the Republican caucuses in Iowa." Cat woman said.
"We have reason to believe , " She continued, " that there are Al Queda members who have infiltrated the organization and turned the Republicans into Talibahn style thugs. "But, " Prince asked, "why not just have Larry Craig do it? He's hiding behind one of my gold Bronze statues somewhere in my house right now." Catwoman, obviously annoyed by this time, responded, "Because Larry spends all his time in their restrooms, and gets very little intelligence material for us." And that's how it all went down. Prince at the National caucuses for the Republican party, trying to mingle with the delegates. He had brought Patti Labelle with him to represent the token black lesbian senior citizen constituency to add legitimacy to his barging in on the rally being held for one of the candidates. Now Patti, wasn't gay as far as Prince knew, but she could pull a lesbian act like no one's business. How the hell do I spot a middle eastern terrorist in this place? Prince thought to himself as he walked slowly through a crowd of avid cheering white faces. "You, how did your kind get in here?" Prince heard someone saying. He turned around to see Tom Delay. "I....I.... Larry Craig sent me." Prince said nervously. "Well, we'll see about this, " Delay responded dragging Prince through a back hallway and into a small, empty room except for one table and a chair. It was obviously an interrogation room. "Let me out!!" Prince demanded. "First, " I want to know, "what is a Mexican kid like you doing in this Republican rally?" Delay demanded. "I'm not Mexican fool!" Prince yelled at him, "I'm Peuto Rican. Chupa Me, Pandejo!  "
"Look, " Delay said, "this is going to be long and painful if you don't cooperate" "Look, " Prince replied, "I'm getting out of here. We can do it the hard way...or we can do it the fun way." Within a matter of minutes Delay and Prince were naked and laying on the cold stainless steal interrogation table hands running up and down each other, both sweating profusely, smelling barbeque sauce, hot sauce, taco bell, and chillie cheese dogs--pheromones to Republicans. Prince's mouth naturally migrated down towards Delay's manhood, and though Prince thought Delay could use some serious manscaping with a weed-wacker or some shit, within seconds Delay's pillar of passion was inside his mouth being consumed like a bag of Potato chips in Star Jone's lap. "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom Delay" "Oh Mexican" "oh Tom" "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom, I want you to shove a crucifix in my ass!!!!!" 
"What?" Tom said? "crucifix?" Tom continued. "Did you just say you wanted me to shove s crucifix in your ass?" "erm.." Prince said sheepishly , "I'm a JW by day, but in bed I'm totally a Wicken!" From just outside the room in the hallway Patti Labelle, having misheard the word "Wicken" for "Chicken" yelled, "Chicken? Did somebody say 'chicken'? chile, I just love me some chicken." Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... . [Edited 1/6/08 1:58am] | |
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I dont think we're gonna make to lunch time with this thread! 
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Imago said: "good, cause I need you to Infiltrate the Republican caucuses in Iowa." Cat woman said.
"We have reason to believe , " She continued, " that there are Al Queda members who have infiltrated the organization and turned the Republicans into Talibahn style thugs. "But, " Prince asked, "why not just have Larry Craig do it? He's hiding behind one of my gold Bronze statues somewhere in my house right now." Catwoman, obviously annoyed by this time, responded, "Because Larry spends all his time in their restrooms, and gets very little intelligence material for us." And that's how it all went down. Prince at the National caucuses for the Republican party, trying to mingle with the delegates. He had brought Patti Labelle with him to represent the token black lesbian senior citizen constituency to add legitimacy to his barging in on the rally being held for one of the candidates. Now Patti, wasn't gay as far as Prince knew, but she could pull a lesbian act like no one's business. How the hell do I spot a middle eastern terrorist in this place? Prince thought to himself as he walked slowly through a crowd of avid cheering white faces. "You, how did your kind get in here?" Prince heard someone saying. He turned around to see Tom Delay. "I....I.... Larry Craig sent me." Prince said nervously. "Well, we'll see about this, " Delay responded dragging Prince through a back hallway and into a small, empty room except for one table and a chair. It was obviously an interrogation room. "Let me out!!" Prince demanded. "First, " I want to know, "what is a Mexican kid like you doing in this Republican rally?" Delay demanded. "I'm not Mexican fool!" Prince yelled at him, "I'm Peuto Rican. Chupa Me, Pandejo! "
"Look, " Delay said, "this is going to be long and painful if you don't cooperate" "Look, " Prince replied, "I'm getting out of here. We can do it the hard way...or we can do it the fun way." Within a matter of minutes Delay and Prince were naked and laying on the cold stainless steal interrogation table hands running up and down each other, both sweating profusely, smelling barbeque sauce, hot sauce, taco bell, and chillie cheese dogs--pheromones to Republicans. Prince's mouth naturally migrated down towards Delay's manhood, and though Prince thought Delay could use some serious manscaping with a weed-wacker or some shit, within seconds Delay's pillar of passion was inside his mouth being consumed like a bag of Potato chips in Star Jone's lap. "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom Delay" "Oh Mexican" "oh Tom" "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom, I want you to shove a crucifix in my ass!!!!!"
"What?" Tom said? "crucifix?" Tom continued. "Did you just say you wanted me to shove s crucifix in your ass?" "erm.." Prince said sheepishly , "I'm a JW by day, but in bed I'm totally a Wicken!" From just outside the room in the hallway Patti Labelle, having misheard the word "Wicken" for "Chicken" yelled, "Chicken? Did somebody say 'chicken'? chile, I just love me some chicken." Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... whew
/ Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... one of those being a dora the explorer dildo as seen on the org."lol chile where the chicken? i bought your lil pencil sharpener you got on craigslist...." you would think patti would be shocked beyond belief but no she had seen planety with tony m.and the countless hrs of footage of his sex tape from 1993.....so she knew better.patti walked out and went to find the chicken...just then prince gets a page "shit its catlady!" all the while Tom Delay is in the throws of passion..."speak mexican to me....!!!!!" prince knowing hes hardly fluent unless its some shit he learned on a novela starts reciting the menu at chevy's...this seems to work as tom is on the verge of... | |
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IMAGO!!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: IMAGO!!!!
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Imago said: "good, cause I need you to Infiltrate the Republican caucuses in Iowa." Cat woman said.
"We have reason to believe , " She continued, " that there are Al Queda members who have infiltrated the organization and turned the Republicans into Talibahn style thugs. "But, " Prince asked, "why not just have Larry Craig do it? He's hiding behind one of my gold Bronze statues somewhere in my house right now." Catwoman, obviously annoyed by this time, responded, "Because Larry spends all his time in their restrooms, and gets very little intelligence material for us." And that's how it all went down. Prince at the National caucuses for the Republican party, trying to mingle with the delegates. He had brought Patti Labelle with him to represent the token black lesbian senior citizen constituency to add legitimacy to his barging in on the rally being held for one of the candidates. Now Patti, wasn't gay as far as Prince knew, but she could pull a lesbian act like no one's business. How the hell do I spot a middle eastern terrorist in this place? Prince thought to himself as he walked slowly through a crowd of avid cheering white faces. "You, how did your kind get in here?" Prince heard someone saying. He turned around to see Tom Delay. "I....I.... Larry Craig sent me." Prince said nervously. "Well, we'll see about this, " Delay responded dragging Prince through a back hallway and into a small, empty room except for one table and a chair. It was obviously an interrogation room. "Let me out!!" Prince demanded. "First, " I want to know, "what is a Mexican kid like you doing in this Republican rally?" Delay demanded. "I'm not Mexican fool!" Prince yelled at him, "I'm Peuto Rican. Chupa Me, Pandejo! "
"Look, " Delay said, "this is going to be long and painful if you don't cooperate" "Look, " Prince replied, "I'm getting out of here. We can do it the hard way...or we can do it the fun way." Within a matter of minutes Delay and Prince were naked and laying on the cold stainless steal interrogation table hands running up and down each other, both sweating profusely, smelling barbeque sauce, hot sauce, taco bell, and chillie cheese dogs--pheromones to Republicans. Prince's mouth naturally migrated down towards Delay's manhood, and though Prince thought Delay could use some serious manscaping with a weed-wacker or some shit, within seconds Delay's pillar of passion was inside his mouth being consumed like a bag of Potato chips in Star Jone's lap. "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom Delay" "Oh Mexican" "oh Tom" "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom, I want you to shove a crucifix in my ass!!!!!"
"What?" Tom said? "crucifix?" Tom continued. "Did you just say you wanted me to shove s crucifix in your ass?" "erm.." Prince said sheepishly , "I'm a JW by day, but in bed I'm totally a Wicken!" From just outside the room in the hallway Patti Labelle, having misheard the word "Wicken" for "Chicken" yelled, "Chicken? Did somebody say 'chicken'? chile, I just love me some chicken." Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... . [Edited 1/6/08 1:58am] You're fuckin' crazy man!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Christopher said: Imago said: "good, cause I need you to Infiltrate the Republican caucuses in Iowa." Cat woman said.
"We have reason to believe , " She continued, " that there are Al Queda members who have infiltrated the organization and turned the Republicans into Talibahn style thugs. "But, " Prince asked, "why not just have Larry Craig do it? He's hiding behind one of my gold Bronze statues somewhere in my house right now." Catwoman, obviously annoyed by this time, responded, "Because Larry spends all his time in their restrooms, and gets very little intelligence material for us." And that's how it all went down. Prince at the National caucuses for the Republican party, trying to mingle with the delegates. He had brought Patti Labelle with him to represent the token black lesbian senior citizen constituency to add legitimacy to his barging in on the rally being held for one of the candidates. Now Patti, wasn't gay as far as Prince knew, but she could pull a lesbian act like no one's business. How the hell do I spot a middle eastern terrorist in this place? Prince thought to himself as he walked slowly through a crowd of avid cheering white faces. "You, how did your kind get in here?" Prince heard someone saying. He turned around to see Tom Delay. "I....I.... Larry Craig sent me." Prince said nervously. "Well, we'll see about this, " Delay responded dragging Prince through a back hallway and into a small, empty room except for one table and a chair. It was obviously an interrogation room. "Let me out!!" Prince demanded. "First, " I want to know, "what is a Mexican kid like you doing in this Republican rally?" Delay demanded. "I'm not Mexican fool!" Prince yelled at him, "I'm Peuto Rican. Chupa Me, Pandejo! "
"Look, " Delay said, "this is going to be long and painful if you don't cooperate" "Look, " Prince replied, "I'm getting out of here. We can do it the hard way...or we can do it the fun way." Within a matter of minutes Delay and Prince were naked and laying on the cold stainless steal interrogation table hands running up and down each other, both sweating profusely, smelling barbeque sauce, hot sauce, taco bell, and chillie cheese dogs--pheromones to Republicans. Prince's mouth naturally migrated down towards Delay's manhood, and though Prince thought Delay could use some serious manscaping with a weed-wacker or some shit, within seconds Delay's pillar of passion was inside his mouth being consumed like a bag of Potato chips in Star Jone's lap. "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom Delay" "Oh Mexican" "oh Tom" "Oh Mexican" "Oh Tom, I want you to shove a crucifix in my ass!!!!!"
"What?" Tom said? "crucifix?" Tom continued. "Did you just say you wanted me to shove s crucifix in your ass?" "erm.." Prince said sheepishly , "I'm a JW by day, but in bed I'm totally a Wicken!" From just outside the room in the hallway Patti Labelle, having misheard the word "Wicken" for "Chicken" yelled, "Chicken? Did somebody say 'chicken'? chile, I just love me some chicken." Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... whew
/ Patti walked into the room with some additional reforcements..... one of those being a dora the explorer dildo as seen on the org."lol chile where the chicken? i bought your lil pencil sharpener you got on craigslist...." you would think patti would be shocked beyond belief but no she had seen planety with tony m.and the countless hrs of footage of his sex tape from 1993.....so she knew better.patti walked out and went to find the chicken...just then prince gets a page "shit its catlady!" all the while Tom Delay is in the throws of passion..."speak mexican to me....!!!!!" prince knowing hes hardly fluent unless its some shit he learned on a novela starts reciting the menu at chevy's...this seems to work as tom is on the verge of... ..Cuming until Method Man came in and stood there  "what the in Jesus name on a pogo stick in the brooklyn zoo is this about??"
"uhh...it's not what it looks like...you see..."-Prince tried to explain "Hey get your black ass out of here I was about to climax-"Tom said "I don't give a fuck if you played in traffic, Prince get your ass dress now!!!! yelled Method "Hey leave my Mexican alone!!" said Tom "Mexican??? This dude is not-- [Edited 1/6/08 20:21pm] | |
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btw imago you're wrong for that!! | |
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I'm sorry but this fiction thread skirts too close to being a biography. I don't think we could find a publisher for it. | |
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Imago said: I'm sorry but this fiction thread skirts too close to being a biography. I don't think we could find a publisher for it.
Continue the story | |
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a mexican...he's a guatemelan soldier and he's needed with us right away" said meth. (wait, i suck )For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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purplepolitician said: a mexican...he's a guatemelan soldier and he's needed with us right away" said meth. (wait, i suck
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wonderful imagination my friend | |
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NastradumasKid said: purplepolitician said: a mexican...he's a guatemelan soldier and he's needed with us right away" said meth. (wait, i suck
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wonderful imagination my friend i tried.  For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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purplepolitician said: NastradumasKid said:
wonderful imagination my friend i tried.  | |
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purplepolitician said: NastradumasKid said:
wonderful imagination my friend i tried. tv has warped my fragile little mind. For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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purplepolitician said: purplepolitician said: i tried. tv has warped my fragile little mind. tell that to george lopez | |
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purplepolitician said: NastradumasKid said:
wonderful imagination my friend i tried. It's alright
 @ purplepoliticiansurviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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NastradumasKid said: purplepolitician said: tv has warped my fragile little mind. tell that to george lopez the worst.show.ever. i should really support my people (well half of them ) but  .For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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KidaDynamite said: purplepolitician said: i tried. It's alright
@ purplepolitician runs away from the computer crying and screaming...freaking orgers.For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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purplepolitician said: NastradumasKid said: tell that to george lopez the worst.show.ever. i should really support my people (well half of them ) but .I guess I should support my panamain people also.....btw I like that show almost as creative as The parenthood | |
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purplepolitician said: KidaDynamite said: It's alright
@ purplepolitician runs away from the computer crying and screaming...freaking orgers. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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NastradumasKid said: purplepolitician said: the worst.show.ever. i should really support my people (well half of them ) but .I guess I should support my panamain people also.....btw I like that show almost as creative as The parenthood i liked the parenthood.  one spanish sit-com we get and it sucks insane amounts of ass.  For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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KidaDynamite said: purplepolitician said: runs away from the computer crying and screaming...freaking orgers. | |
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purplepolitician said: NastradumasKid said: I guess I should support my panamain people also.....btw I like that show almost as creative as The parenthood i liked the parenthood. one spanish sit-com we get and it sucks insane amounts of ass. Well if you do want to be hispanic anymore me and you should just be Japanese | |
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NastradumasKid said: KidaDynamite said: i thought you were my fff-friend.  For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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NastradumasKid said: purplepolitician said: i liked the parenthood. one spanish sit-com we get and it sucks insane amounts of ass. Well if you do want to be hispanic anymore me and you should just be Japanese For all time I am with you, you are with me. | |
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