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"Hey ya! I'm Sophie in the Color Purple now!" She declared in full stage costume,"Check this out: I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me ." As the group gave Chaka a round of enthusiastic cheers, Prince slipped away. He didn't want to see What Michael chertoff, Richard Simmons, and a van load of illegal aliens where going to do with that dildo. Prince he ran so quickly he didn't notice Chaka's wig box until he tripped over it. Prince had an idea. Chaka would be mad, but he was used to that. Prince placed Chaka's long fluffy locks on his head and.... [Edited 1/1/08 14:33pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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And saw a yawning baby carried by Muse2NOPharaoh.
"Muse! What are you doing here with a baby?!?" Muse shook her head and said, "Prince, I got something to tell you...." [Edited 1/1/08 12:45pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: And saw a yawning baby carried by Muse2NOPharaoh.
"Muse! What are you doing here with a baby?!?" Muse shook her head and said, "Prince, I got something to tell you...." [Edited 1/1/08 12:45pm] "I'm Pregnant with K-feds baby...and the child That I have here is yours" "Oh Shit" Yelled K-fed and he ran away like a stupid bitch "Bitch I never slept with you!!!" Exclaimed Prince .... [Edited 1/1/08 14:27pm] [Edited 1/1/08 14:28pm] | |
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"Where's that stupid bitch Federline!!?"
It was Britney again. 
Britney stepped up to Muse and said..... [Edited 1/1/08 21:19pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: "Where's that stupid bitch Federline!!?"
It was Britney again.
Britney stepped up to Muse and said..... [Edited 1/1/08 21:19pm] "We're you fucking with my ex you slut!!!??" Prince was by Muse's side "Shouldn't you be taking care of your.... | |
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NastradumasKid said: "Shouldn't you be taking care of your.... "weave its really horrible". everybody was LULZ!!!@ 
OMGGG~ PRINCEEEC! I HATE U UURU@@##!!!!~" exclaimed a upset britney and britney ran to the bathroom with all the whole bag of chips ahoy. someone shouts: hey you cant... . . [Edited 1/1/08 21:46pm] | |
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Christopher said: NastradumasKid said: "Shouldn't you be taking care of your.... "weave its really horrible". everybody was LULZ!!!@
OMGGG~ PRINCEEEC! I HATE U UURU@@##!!!!~" exclaimed a upset britney and britney ran to the bathroom with all the whole bag of chips ahoy. someone shouts: hey you cant... . . [Edited 1/1/08 21:46pm] "Fuck with Brit!!!!" Exclaimed Method Man with His Wu family "If you fuck with her you fuck with the WU Tang Clan" Prince is  going wtf in his mind
"I don't get it" "Nigga don't you know the song the Wu tang clan aint nothing to fuck with??" Prince goes  "fuck it lets just...[Edited 1/1/08 21:50pm] | |
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NastradumasKid said: "Fuck with Brit!!!!" Exclaimed Method Man with His Wu family "If you fuck with her you fuck with the WU Tang Clan" Prince is going wtf in his mind
"I don't get it" "Nigga don't you know the song the Wu tang clan aint nothing to fuck with??" Prince goes "fuck it lets just...
"fight then..you think you cant handle this method man!? i was all city cheerleader in high school bitches! i made sure the games were always crunk with my speical dance moves and karate....want me to show you a few moves yall?" the wu is fooled into doing so and prince starts off..so go "right left..right left ugh son! ugh son!..." you try it!.....as method man trys the move prince karate chops him in the neck like he owed him 5 dollars! "WHAMMMPP!"..britney was peeking out from the bathroom and was LOLing! ... [Edited 1/1/08 21:57pm] | |
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Imago said: since you here continue it. | |
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NastradumasKid said: littlemissG said: "Where's that stupid bitch Federline!!?"
It was Britney again.
Britney stepped up to Muse and said..... [Edited 1/1/08 21:19pm] "We're you fucking with my ex you slut!!!??" Prince was by Muse's side "Shouldn't you be taking care of your.... take 45, but can anyone tell me why Ms Spears has a camel toe between her breasts, should it not be..... If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
"True to his status as the last enigma in music, Prince crashed into London this week in a ball of confusion" The Times 2014 | |
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Whitnail said: NastradumasKid said: "We're you fucking with my ex you slut!!!??" Prince was by Muse's side "Shouldn't you be taking care of your.... take 45, but can anyone tell me why Ms Spears has a camel toe between her breasts, should it not be..... Whitnail continue the story | |
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BRITNEY, screamed Prince, "there is a farmer up in that mountain, why he is there, Fuck knows", Ms Spears blushed, disconcerted P also noticed the camel, bashed his eyelids and replied..... If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
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Whitnail said: BRITNEY, screamed Prince, "there is a farmer up in that mountain, why he is there, Fuck knows", Ms Spears blushed, disconcerted P also noticed the camel, bashed his eyelids and replied.....
"whoa" Said Prince then he felt someone pulling his shirt and it was Method Man! Prince sighs "what is it Now!!!?" Method Man said " We need to talk Nigga.... | |
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Method Man said " We need to talk Nigga....
At that moment.....time stopped Prince turned to Method Man and whispered "Don´t say that word, have you not seen the threads that got locked at .Org, it frightens me, they might even lock me out of my own fanbase" Method Man´s face changed and staring cocked eyed at Britney´s toe and a piece of BBQ chicken..... If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
"True to his status as the last enigma in music, Prince crashed into London this week in a ball of confusion" The Times 2014 | |
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Whitnail said: Method Man said " We need to talk Nigga....
At that moment.....time stopped Prince turned to Method Man and whispered "Don´t say that word, have you not seen the threads that got locked at .Org, it frightens me, they might even lock me out of my own fanbase" Method Man´s face changed and staring cocked eyed at Britney´s toe and a piece of BBQ chicken..... "you gonna eat that Son?" asked Meth | |
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NastradumasKid said: Whitnail said: At that moment.....time stopped Prince turned to Method Man and whispered "Don´t say that word, have you not seen the threads that got locked at .Org, it frightens me, they might even lock me out of my own fanbase" Method Man´s face changed and staring cocked eyed at Britney´s toe and a piece of BBQ chicken..... "you gonna eat that Son?" asked Meth Prince said " No you can have it." | |
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NastradumasKid said: NastradumasKid said: "you gonna eat that Son?" asked Meth Prince said " No you can have it." Someone continue the story | |
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"URGGGHH!!"
Everyone looked at Muse, her water had broken. Prince had a plan. "Method, Kfed carry her to the mothership." "Chaka get the baby, Britney get a mop and clean this up, the rest of you can...." [Edited 1/2/08 16:59pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: "URGGGHH!!"
Everyone looked at Muse, her water had broken. Prince had a plan. "Method, Kfed carry her to the mothership." "Chaka get the baby, Britney get a mop and clean this up, the rest of you can...." [Edited 1/2/08 16:59pm] "I ain't involved in this shit" Yelled Brit "I came here to get my child support." Then Method Man said.. | |
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NastradumasKid said: littlemissG said: "URGGGHH!!"
Everyone looked at Muse, her water had broken. Prince had a plan. "Method, Kfed carry her to the mothership." "Chaka get the baby, Britney get a mop and clean this up, the rest of you can...." [Edited 1/2/08 16:59pm] "I ain't involved in this shit" Yelled Brit "I came here to get my child support." Then Method Man said.. "Bitch, you ain't got no kids. NOW GET A MOP!" Kfed laughed, revealing a perfect row teeth like kernels of Iowa's finest corn "HAHA, That's right, yo. I got'cho kids. " "Well if you suppose have my babies," Gasped Britney, "where are they now you missin' link...?!" Kfed stopped laughing abruptly and said... | |
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ToraToraDreams said: NastradumasKid said: "I ain't involved in this shit" Yelled Brit "I came here to get my child support." Then Method Man said.. "Bitch, you ain't got no kids. NOW GET A MOP!" Kfed laughed, revealing a perfect row teeth like kernels of Iowa's finest corn "HAHA, That's right, yo. I got'cho kids. " "Well if you suppose have my babies," Gasped Britney, "where are they now you missin' link...?!" Kfed stopped laughing abruptly and said... "I wonder where Prince is" Then someone said "Don't worry about that..... it was | |
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NastradumasKid said: ToraToraDreams said: "Bitch, you ain't got no kids. NOW GET A MOP!" Kfed laughed, revealing a perfect row teeth like kernels of Iowa's finest corn "HAHA, That's right, yo. I got'cho kids. " "Well if you suppose have my babies," Gasped Britney, "where are they now you missin' link...?!" Kfed stopped laughing abruptly and said... "I wonder where Prince is" Then someone said "Don't worry about that..... it was Sammuel Jackson ..... | |
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Sammeul Jackson walked quickly up to Muse, Kfed and Methodman.
"It's time you knew the truth about this child you're giving birth to." "Hold on! I know it's not yours!!" "Correct Muse. You see you are the first Earth woman to be impregnated by drinking massive quanities of Pepsi. Prince called me when your water broke and it was Pepsi all over the floor." Muse's jaw dropped open she was, and I know it's hard to believe, speechless. "These representative of the Cola race will take you to their planet. The can't reproduce by themselves any more because they all turned gay reading Imago's posts on the org. 
With that, the Pepsi Aliens took Muse away to give birth to a case of two liters. Prince returned and.... [Edited 1/3/08 14:34pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: Sammeul Jackson walked quickly up to Muse, Kfed and Methodman.
"It's time you knew the truth about this child you're giving birth to." "Hold on! I know it's not yours!!" "Correct Muse. You see you are the first Earth woman to be impregnated by drinking massive quanities of Pepsi. Prince called me when your water broke and it was Pepsi all over the floor." Muse's jaw dropped open she was, and I know it's hard to believe, speechless. "These representative of the Cola race will take you to their planet. The can't reproduce by themselves any more because they all turned gay reading Imago's posts on the org.
With that, the Pepsi Aliens took Muse away to give birth to a case of two liters. Prince returned and....
prince returned and....had a bag with him and the twins.they also were aliens.obvious by the way they.... | |
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Christopher said: littlemissG said: Sammeul Jackson walked quickly up to Muse, Kfed and Methodman.
"It's time you knew the truth about this child you're giving birth to." "Hold on! I know it's not yours!!" "Correct Muse. You see you are the first Earth woman to be impregnated by drinking massive quanities of Pepsi. Prince called me when your water broke and it was Pepsi all over the floor." Muse's jaw dropped open she was, and I know it's hard to believe, speechless. "These representative of the Cola race will take you to their planet. The can't reproduce by themselves any more because they all turned gay reading Imago's posts on the org.
With that, the Pepsi Aliens took Muse away to give birth to a case of two liters. Prince returned and....
prince returned and....had a bag with him and the twins.they also were aliens.obvious by the way they.... looked just like the strange gals outa an old star trek episode even with the authentic earpiece things. 'Hey you too wot ya doin here?' prince shouted at them.(sory hes gota english accent now!lol) In unison they turned and stared aimlessly at prince who then started to cower a little like the way he did for his daddy in purple rain, 'we must exterminate!' they chanted over and over while marching stiffly towards him and letting rip the odd head twirl and hair flinging like they was headbangin or something. prince collapsed to the ground with his hands over his ears, with his face all screwed up like he was chewin a chewy sweet, you know the kind that get stucked up inside ur mouth and makes you look like a bull dog. 'heeeeelppp' prince cried in accapello moans Just then.... walk with crooked shoes www.myspace/syblepurplelishous | |
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just then... a loud bang was heard, troops of officers stormed the joint, Prince sighed relief, only to watch in disgust and horror, as no one saw his plight and Britney was stretchered out of the place.
The twinz, in robotic motion, drew closer and closer..... If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
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Until someone yelled, "HALT ROBOTS!"
Prince opened his eyes and saw... 
"Uh...Thanks Lady." The catwoman drew closer and took Prince's chin in her hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and said..... [Edited 1/5/08 10:58am] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Imago said: A sinister, deep throated, mechanical breathing could be heard on the other end of the line.
It was .... Darth Graham. "I thought I told you to stay on the mothership", Larry said. "meh eyuk meh eyuk, gobble gooble guck." Prince said stuttering from nervousness, "They're still decorating my quarters up on the mothership, and apparently the leather sofas I found at the little boutique store in Milan, didn't make it through customs, as they're made from the skin of former Fams.  "
"Why have you called?" Larry interuppted impatiently? "Because", Prince replied nervously twirly his curly black hair, courtesy of Revlon color #117 to hide the grey, "I think the rebels are moving in on us." "Oh?" Larry responds. "It's time to execute order 319." "Execute order 319?" Prince asks. "Yes, and I've sent the perfect agent to help you to execute that order..." Prince turns around realizing he wasn't alone in the room. Over his shoulder, in high heeled pumps, a supertight corsette, and fishnets, stood.... . [Edited 11/9/07 11:53am] Darth Rawls would have made your' story spookier. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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