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When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? 
(Close to tears) Well, as a matter of fact I did! So what ya gonna do about that now, BIATCH? Tell me that you're a dyke and that that look you gave me the other night didn't mean anything?!
Er... I AM a dyke....
DAYUM, woman! You always gotta have the last say, don't cha?! 
Are mummy and daddy having a fight? 
Emmm.... Should I tell him or you wanna do that? | |
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Apollonia: Hey, shorty! Where are ya going? The Kid: Okay, you might not know this, but I'm really sensitive when it comes to my height, so please don't call me that! 
Apollonia: So, shorty..oops...kiddo... Where are you takin' me? The Kid (thinking to himself): Okay, that's enough!! Now I'll definitely pull the Lake Minnetonka trick! | |
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"The Kid may get his fifteen minutes, but this tape's gonna give me lasting historical importance...BOHHHWAAHHHHHAHHHH!" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Boriqua1130 said: blusapphire said:(Cool PR re-write was here)
 Wendy & Prince accept the Oscar for Best Original Song Score at the 1985 Ac...  Aw... Thank you!!  | |
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blusapphire said: Boriqua1130 said: blusapphire said:(Cool PR re-write was here)
Wendy & Prince accept the Oscar for Best Original Song Score at the 1985 Ac... Aw... Thank you!! You're welcome! @)-}----}----- I'll ♥️ "LemonDrop" 2DN 💋 your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! 🌹 🎶🎸🎶 💜 Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 
Jerome (in cutesy baby-speak): Who's my wittle big man? Whooooo's my wittle big man...awwww, Princey-wincey-poo is my wittle big man, yes him is... I am CRYING!!!!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: BRAAAAAPPP...POOT
WHO FARTED?
wasn't me
WAS IT YOU? *echo* you...you....you...you...you...
How do you think i got the name BrownMark? OOOOH MY GAAAAAWD  
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I freakin love these threads!!
Thank you all for making me laugh~ Everytime I comb my hair
Thoughts of you get in my eyes... Vous etes tres belle... | |
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(with the camera still running after the director called "cut").... Director: Look, Prince, I know you really like it, but can you please cut out that ventriloquism routine with the little puppet? It's creepy, especially when you're about to get laid in the next scene. , [Edited 7/31/06 20:09pm] | |
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All right, I've had it! I'm sick and tired of women allowing themselves to be used as "videos hos" and tramps! We've been taken advantage of since the beginning of time! It's about time that we stand up for ourselves. Now put yo clothes on and find a REAL job! 
Susan: Excuse me?? Brenda: Shut the blinds. I have no idea what that lady is saying behind that window. | |
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Nobody who thought my stuff was funny? 
I worked so hard on it...
Well, I gotta come up with something for GB...hmm.... | |
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I can't dis PR I just can't do it 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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actionthisday said: I can't dis PR I just can't do it
Have some fun!! Join the party  | |
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Apples: I think your sunglasses are ugly. Prince: (feelings hurt) Uh... | |
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masters masters masters, do you own yours?
Apollonia: "Ooooh...is that your self-owned masters in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Prince: "Heh heh heh heh.....(after a pause).....it's my masters."
"Those suckas at the record label told me these were my masters, and that I owned them. I put the tape on last night to impress a woman. These ain't my masters! Know what this is? This is one of them environmental records! Y'know, crickets chirping, water rushing...supposed to make you horny, just makes me want to OWN MY MASTERS!!!"
"I wonder if Judy Garland owned her masters....."
Jerome: "Are you sure that jacket's the right size for you, Kid? And you've got bits of chicken stuck in your teeth." Prince: "Pfft, you don't own your masters. What would you know about life." Jerome: "Well I'm not a musician, Kid. I don't have any masters to own." Prince: "I said YOU DON'T OWN YOUR MASTERS!!" 
"How bout coming back to my crib after the show ladies? I got a waterbed...a huge television...a heated pool out back...sauna....plus I own my masters."
"Look Prince, we are not going to find a store where you can buy your masters. Trust me, I know this mall. It's all jewellery and shoes!"
"Why are you ignoring me Fink? Huh? Fink? Why are you ignoring me? Wait...I know why....it's because I don't own my masters isn't it! Well...well, I can't help that Fink....(voice begins to crack)...I just can't help that. (bursts into tears)"
"Wendy, you say one more sentence that doesn't include the word "masters" and you're out the band. Hear me?" 
"Wow. OK, listen to this. Owning your masters is not everything. You should know by now that there's more to life than owning your masters, you should know by now that not owning your masters isn't a dark cloud over your head! Look at me, I don't own my masters! I don't even own this haircut!"
"What the hell are masters?" [Edited 8/3/06 14:21pm] [Edited 8/3/06 14:36pm] | |
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Frighteningly, I could see Prince making that movie. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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theghostoftonym said: masters masters masters, do you own yours?
Apollonia: "Ooooh...is that your self-owned masters in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Prince: "Heh heh heh heh.....(after a pause).....it's my masters."
"Those suckas at the record label told me these were my masters, and that I owned them. I put the tape on last night to impress a woman. These ain't my masters! Know what this is? This is one of them environmental records! Y'know, crickets chirping, water rushing...supposed to make you horny, just makes me want to OWN MY MASTERS!!!"
"I wonder if Judy Garland owned her masters....."
Jerome: "Are you sure that jacket's the right size for you, Kid? And you've got bits of chicken stuck in your teeth." Prince: "Pfft, you don't own your masters. What would you know about life."
"How bout coming back to my crib after the show ladies? I got a waterbed...a huge television...a heated pool out back...sauna....plus I own my masters."
"Look Prince, we are not going to find a store where you can buy your masters. Trust me, I know this mall. It's all jewellery and shoes!"
"Why are you ignoring me Fink? Huh? Fink? Why are you ignoring me? Wait...I know why....it's because I don't own my masters isn't it! Well...well, I can't help that Fink....(voice begins to crack)...I just can't help that. (bursts into tears)"
"Wendy, you say one more sentence that doesn't include the word "masters" and you're out the band. Hear me?"
"Wow. OK, listen to this. Owning your masters is not everything. You should know by now that there's more to life than owning your masters, you should know by now that not owning your masters isn't a dark cloud over your head! Look at me, I don't own my masters! I don't even own this haircut!"
"What the hell are masters?" [Edited 8/3/06 14:21pm]
He probably dropped his masters under his bike and rolled over them! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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theghostoftonym said: masters masters masters, do you own yours?
Apollonia: "Ooooh...is that your self-owned masters in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Prince: "Heh heh heh heh.....(after a pause).....it's my masters."
"Those suckas at the record label told me these were my masters, and that I owned them. I put the tape on last night to impress a woman. These ain't my masters! Know what this is? This is one of them environmental records! Y'know, crickets chirping, water rushing...supposed to make you horny, just makes me want to OWN MY MASTERS!!!"
"I wonder if Judy Garland owned her masters....."
Jerome: "Are you sure that jacket's the right size for you, Kid? And you've got bits of chicken stuck in your teeth." Prince: "Pfft, you don't own your masters. What would you know about life."
"How bout coming back to my crib after the show ladies? I got a waterbed...a huge television...a heated pool out back...sauna....plus I own my masters."
"Look Prince, we are not going to find a store where you can buy your masters. Trust me, I know this mall. It's all jewellery and shoes!"
"Why are you ignoring me Fink? Huh? Fink? Why are you ignoring me? Wait...I know why....it's because I don't own my masters isn't it! Well...well, I can't help that Fink....(voice begins to crack)...I just can't help that. (bursts into tears)"
"Wendy, you say one more sentence that doesn't include the word "masters" and you're out the band. Hear me?"
"Wow. OK, listen to this. Owning your masters is not everything. You should know by now that there's more to life than owning your masters, you should know by now that not owning your masters isn't a dark cloud over your head! Look at me, I don't own my masters! I don't even own this haircut!"
"What the hell are masters?"
I think the Oscar should go to you!  | |
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theghostoftonym said: masters masters masters, do you own yours?
Apollonia: "Ooooh...is that your self-owned masters in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Prince: "Heh heh heh heh.....(after a pause).....it's my masters."
"Those suckas at the record label told me these were my masters, and that I owned them. I put the tape on last night to impress a woman. These ain't my masters! Know what this is? This is one of them environmental records! Y'know, crickets chirping, water rushing...supposed to make you horny, just makes me want to OWN MY MASTERS!!!"
"I wonder if Judy Garland owned her masters....."
Jerome: "Are you sure that jacket's the right size for you, Kid? And you've got bits of chicken stuck in your teeth." Prince: "Pfft, you don't own your masters. What would you know about life." Jerome: "Well I'm not a musician, Kid. I don't have any masters to own." Prince: "I said YOU DON'T OWN YOUR MASTERS!!"
"How bout coming back to my crib after the show ladies? I got a waterbed...a huge television...a heated pool out back...sauna....plus I own my masters."
"Look Prince, we are not going to find a store where you can buy your masters. Trust me, I know this mall. It's all jewellery and shoes!"
"Why are you ignoring me Fink? Huh? Fink? Why are you ignoring me? Wait...I know why....it's because I don't own my masters isn't it! Well...well, I can't help that Fink....(voice begins to crack)...I just can't help that. (bursts into tears)"
"Wendy, you say one more sentence that doesn't include the word "masters" and you're out the band. Hear me?"
"Wow. OK, listen to this. Owning your masters is not everything. You should know by now that there's more to life than owning your masters, you should know by now that not owning your masters isn't a dark cloud over your head! Look at me, I don't own my masters! I don't even own this haircut!"
"What the hell are masters?" [Edited 8/3/06 14:21pm] [Edited 8/3/06 14:36pm] That shit was hilariousI graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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MORRIS: hey, hey , gullible prince insider wanna be. . Graycap23 : huh who me?? Morris: yeah you!! you big tossed salad head.. here is prince talking about his new plans for the tour and what he is doin in the studio. . take it and leak to the ORG only. Oh yeah it has a song on it that is prince newest number one hit called soul mate too!! IT IS THE MASTER!!! he wanted me to give it to here in front of the TAPMUG studios. Prince will call you on your cell phone too. Graycap23: really?? Morris: Would i lie to you?? Graycap23: duh. . okay!!! car skreatches off around the corner MORRIS & JEROME: BAHAAHAA!!! MAN MORRIS THAT IS THE DUMBEST FAN I EVER SAW YEAH JEROME!! WHEN HE PUTS THAT ON THE ORG . . THEY ARE GONNA WHOOP DAT ASS AGAIN!!!  
( soul mate is not an actual prince song. HQ has determined it is a fake boot) [Edited 8/4/06 13:42pm] [Edited 8/4/06 17:05pm] TAPMUG!
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 AGNTHVC, that was cold as ice...but funny! "I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015 | |
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CandaceS said: AGNTHVC, that was cold as ice...but funny! why thank you CandaceS TAPMUG!
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