morris off to the right... "ahh Sheila, ahh Wendy, ahhh Lisa, ahh Denise, shit what the hell is yo name bitch"

Apples - "no really.... Jehovah means the special and significant name (not merely an appellative title such as Lord [adonai]) by which God revealed himself to the ancient Hebrews (Ex. 6:2, 3). This name, the Tetragrammaton of the Greeks, was held by the later Jews to be so sacred that it was never pronounced except by the high priest on the great Day of Atonement, when he entered into the most holy place. Whenever this name occurred in the sacred books they pronounced it, as they still do, "Adonai" (i.e., Lord), thus using another word in its stead. The Massorets gave to it the vowel-points appropriate to this word. This Jewish practice was founded on a false interpretation of Lev. 24:16. The meaning of the word appears from Ex. 3:14 to be "the unchanging, eternal, self-existent God," the "I am that I am," a convenant-keeping God. (Comp. Mal. 3:6; Hos. 12:5; Rev. 1:4, 8.) The Hebrew name "Jehovah" is generally translated in the Authorized Version (and the Revised Version has not departed from this rule) by the word LORD printed in small capitals, to distinguish it from the rendering of the Hebrew _Adonai_ and the Greek _Kurios_, which are also rendered Lord, but printed in the usual type. The Hebrew word is translated "Jehovah" only in Ex. 6:3; Ps. 83:18; Isa. 12:2; 26:4, and in the compound names mentioned below. It is worthy of notice that this name is never used in the LXX., the Samaritan Pentateuch, the Apocrypha, or in the New Testament. It is found, however, on the "Moabite stone" (q.v.), and consequently it must have been in the days of Mesba so commonly pronounced by the Hebrews as to be familiar to their heathen neighbours.'

the kid thinking "i blame it on vanity"
[Edited 7/25/06 16:05pm]

C'mon now you gotta get a screencap of Brownmark so we can give that brother some lines in the movie.

"Can't stand no Morris, can't stand Jerome....."



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BSK3601 said:

he's gonna be on here, for sure.

"...and one more thing! What in the fuck is a Modernaire anyway???"

Jerome "Damn girl, you're lookin' fine. Just let me wipe off that chocolate milk off your lip!"

if a VAGINA is CLEAN and you are GROOMED it is BEAUTIFUL. Even an UNTRIMMED PENIS is DIRTY.... Being CLEAN and NOT having Smells or Diseases is where it is at. HERPES is GROSS! Go 2 a DOCTOR 4 any LUMP, BUMP OR DISCHARGE.....BE VERY CLEAN DOWN THERE! NOBODY wants a DRIP or a DISEASE! USE CONDOMS and PILLS and DOUBLE BACKUP! PROTECT YOURSELF! Be PREPARED ALWAYS!!!!!





[Edited 7/25/06 16:01pm]

Damn! They said you were short but.....!

Jerome! Follow the yellow brick road!!!!!

okay ya'll, i've added 4 more screencaps to the initial post. more to come...

Dumpster girl: "Morris, how could you do this to me!! I'm pregnant with your baby"!!

(Morris off to the side): "It must be the champagne....(morris's typical laugh) buwahahah buwhahaahahahaha!!"

*thinking to self* Damn...I think I really should get outta this band. Oh man, and I think the guy I bummed this cigarette off of gave me a GPC...the fucker lied to me, said it was a Marlboro...

Appolonia "This is so cool! I've never seen a curly motorcycle helmet before!"

"I'm gonna need my blouse back sometime this year, ok?"

"But U said I could..."

sitruk7 said:

omg!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

the winner!!!

Lisa: Dude! We should totally give him a swirlie before the show.
Wendy: No...a mud-hole stomped in his ass after the show would be better.

Taylor, where are we going?

Look, its the statue of liberty in the sand! Damn, Damn them all to hell!

So now you want this song, huh? What you gonna give me for it? I need a whole career, bwahahaha!!!

sitruk7 said:

Morris held up the very thing that would make Apollonia think twice about staying steady with The Kid...a clandestinely-taped recording of The Kid playing "tea party" with some of his imaginary friends and singing "I Wanna Be Your Lover" in a little infantile voice.

Reputation-damaging stuff indeed, but nothing's too horrible to get back at the guy for telling everybody he was seen playing Chutes and Ladders with Jill in the Mainroom at First Avenue late one night.

SquirrelMeat said:

Imago said:

And there was me thinking no one would get it!

Jerome: We gotta a couple of tickets to see tommorow night's show. Bring a date.

The Kid: Do you own your masters?

SquirrelMeat said:

I laugh everytime Planet of the Apes is spoofed.

I remember brigning my nephews to watch "The Wild" with Chris Rock. The scene where the animated lion does the "Darn them all to Heck" line kills me.

Imago said:

I u Imago U crazy, funny bitch

PurpleRighteous1 said:

thanks!

Jerome : I shouldn't. It's not the New Power way...

(from offstage a voice interupts) Moris: Kill him, he's too dangerous! If you don't do it, in a few years Graffiti Bridge will be filmed!

*off camera*
"OH YOU CAN POUT ALL YOU LIKE MUTHAFUCKA - I HAD RIGHT OF WAY PRETTY BOY!"



Suddenly, Prince realised that all was not right with the world and he was the other side of the looking glass after all...



Apollonia:
"Jeez, I know they said security was tight on set, but this is getting ridiculous..."



The Kid:
"Those cameras better not be on or heads are gonna roll...
Dang, there's never any Dock Leaves around when you need them..."