ok, here's the deal.

UTCM was o.k.. Not great. but not horrible like the GB.

So let's rework the storyline a wee bit, and mayb add some caption to these scenes shall we?

















PLEASE NOTE: I realise this is going to be a heavily posted thread, so please try to take turns posting.

Thanks.

Christopher, after having discovered that Tricky had run off with his woman, and that his father was none other than Isac Sharon himself, turns to the only woman he knows can answer all his musings.....





Hello, this is Mrs. Cleo....

lemme get this shit outta the way right now:



tricky: oooooh girl, i'ma tear that booty UP.
christopher: please...be...gentle...with me...

Upon being shot in the chest, Christopher instantly disintegrated...Mary and Tricky discovered the real truth about him, for you see, Christopher Tracy was not at all human to begin with.

He was poontang vapor.

Mary Sharon: Tricky, please stop touching that thing.
Trickey: I can't help it. I've found my special purpose....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

oh shit. x 100000

(voice on other end of the line) "Thank you for calling Crazy Hawt Angry Rich Dad Bum-Sexx! For two girls at once, press 1. For steamy live orgy action, press 2. For being unsatisfied with the mistress currently in your bed, please stay on the line and one of our hot n'sessy slut-muffins will be with you shortly. Keep it stiff, guy!

*"spank my booty" by lords of acid starts playing*

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Deja, you're killing me!

"THE SUCKINESS OF THIS FILLLLLM!!! IT BUUUUURNS!!!!!"

Mary (yelling loudly over the party music): He said, "If you want to buy a Sam Cook Album, where would you go???"

Mary: Yes, that's my dick.

My lips around your peeeee-niiiiis.....

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I just spit my drink the fuck out of my mouth.

dammit, i just can't stay away...



Mary: How dare you dress better than I do?!!
Christopher: Bitch, PLEASE. You couldn't dress any better if you got your dress from the bargain bin at Family Dollar...and that's on yo best shoppin' day.

Imago said:

i really need to see this picture photoshopped with an animated tongue. please.

oh god. please.

Anx said:

For you anything.
I'll do it this weekend.

"judgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacoldday
judgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacolddayjudgejudynekkidonacoldday..."

LAWD, that vegitarian chilli's tearing my ass up worse than Trickey after bourgeoisie partying.
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Mary: What's black and white and smells like shit?

Christopher: This movie?

Mary: No. Panda farts.

Christopher: Kiss me.

Anx said:

Well, Prince couldn't have written anything better.

Who died and made you squid queen?

Tricky: Four out of six veterinarians suggest common mosquito bites can bring about unsightly skin diseases in most house pets.

Christopher: Please, tell me more about pet psoriasis.

Awwwww, Shucks, thanks for complimenting my hat. It started off as a lampshade, but It was just too cute to waste on furniture.

Anx said:

[mathnazi]

That's a reducible fraction, bitch!

It should be TWO out of THREE.

[/mathnazi]

Moonbeam said:

the other vets will not be reduced!

Anx said:

Fine!

178 out of 267 veterinarians.

OMFG, Robert Smith SO TOTALLY just walked past me, I think I'm gonna touch cotton!!!

Moonbeam said:

it BURNS, doesn't it??

Anx said: