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Reply #120 posted 09/08/05 10:12pm

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COMPUTERBLUE1984 said:

Another that comes to mind is Sweet Baby from 0(+>.Fast forward on this at all times.

The Gold Experience version of The Most Beautiful Girl in the World is a pile of shat!! He had remixed the damn song in so many incarnations that it is easy to forget the original is still the best. smile






I never liked Sweet Baby either. The opening sounds like a poorly recorded karaoke song.
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Reply #121 posted 09/08/05 10:22pm

MadameS

Alasseon said:

RobDogg27 said:

Adore is an awesome song! eek
Forever In My Life Is so cool! cool
Another Lonely Christmas breaks my heart! confused
But anyway....

IMHO International Lover gets my vote.

Not neccessarily horrible but too corny for my taste none the less...

Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
Yeah

{ Let me take it around }
{ Let it all hang out }

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover


barf


Hahaha, that song is an all-time classic. I can't tell you how many times that song..umm...helped sumbody get sumwhere...

"I *wiiiiilllll* auTOmaTICaly drop down to apply moah..."


Ain't that the truth.
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Reply #122 posted 09/09/05 12:36am

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JAMIESTARR said:

bkw said:


Yep, close this thread. nod

No more calls please WE HAVE A WINNER

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Arms of Orion is a thousand times better than "Call My Name." That gets my vote for worst ballad.
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Reply #123 posted 09/09/05 2:12am

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Boy, I can't believe so many people like "Take Me With You".

I guess you all are hearing something i'm not.


Yeah, like a fantastic song from a masterpiece of an album.
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Reply #124 posted 09/09/05 8:52am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

SCANDALEOUS.



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whofarted Sorry but, this song was one my favorite slow jams.




And that's.....okay. We can still be friends. I'm sure there's a song I absolutely love that you hate.
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Reply #125 posted 09/09/05 8:59am

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Time for me 2 get flamed.....
I have to say, the worst Ballad is a tie between 2morrow and.... drum roll, please.....

Do Me, Baby.

Sorry people, but this song don't do nuthin' 4 me anymore.
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Reply #126 posted 09/09/05 9:07am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ThePunisher said:

There is an accapella song that he does (I think it's on the symbol album) Called "Solo" That I can't stand. Other then that "Arms of Orion" isn't my cup of tea either.




Solo was not written by him, thank God.

M


First of all, Solo was off of Come, and WAS written (lyrics) by Prince. It is not Accapella. There is music, but not much. Second, I kind of like the song. Can relate to the feelings he has in it. "Solo the curb looks like a skyscraper... So High the clouds are underneith... So quiet I can hear the blood rushing thru viens.. Solo I feel like I'm going Insane." CLASSIC.
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Reply #127 posted 09/09/05 9:08am

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i don't like 'blue light' boxed


Thats not a ballad
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Reply #128 posted 09/09/05 9:09am

sonofblade

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Arms of Orion obviously


But I'm also not crazy about: Let's Have a Baby


Who the hell wants to have a baby with someone who sounds like little Richard on helium pouting?


Arms is the one but Lets Have a Baby is beautiful
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Reply #129 posted 09/09/05 9:12am

MIGUELGOMEZ

thisbediscream said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Solo was not written by him, thank God.

M


First of all, Solo was off of Come, and WAS written (lyrics) by Prince. It is not Accapella. There is music, but not much. Second, I kind of like the song. Can relate to the feelings he has in it. "Solo the curb looks like a skyscraper... So High the clouds are underneith... So quiet I can hear the blood rushing thru viens.. Solo I feel like I'm going Insane." CLASSIC.



My bad. I thought that the lyrics to SOLO were written by some poet that Prince really admired at the time.


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Reply #130 posted 09/09/05 11:06am

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thisbediscream said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Solo was not written by him, thank God.

M


First of all, Solo was off of Come, and WAS written (lyrics) by Prince. It is not Accapella. There is music, but not much. Second, I kind of like the song. Can relate to the feelings he has in it. "Solo the curb looks like a skyscraper... So High the clouds are underneith... So quiet I can hear the blood rushing thru viens.. Solo I feel like I'm going Insane." CLASSIC.


I like that song. I play it often when I'm in a weird mood. Never listened to the lyrics; just love the SOUND of it. Now that I read what they are, the song's even cooler. It reminded me of one of my all-time favorites: "GOD"
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Reply #131 posted 09/09/05 11:44am

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scandalous sex suite.... sad
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Reply #132 posted 09/09/05 11:45am

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zinger said:

I dunno, I've always liked Diamonds and Pearls. The lyrics are bland, but that don't affect the song too much IMO. One of the many good Prince hits, definately.


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Reply #133 posted 09/09/05 11:47am

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Fhunkin said:

"Man O War"

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Now that's discusting !!


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You are on something!!!! This song is a CLASSIC!!!
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Reply #134 posted 09/09/05 6:57pm

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worst ballads:

1)insatiable: bored

2)on the couch.after seeing him perform this song acoustic on the la staples dvd i was on the floor lmao....WHEN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO. eek

3)still waiting: "elevator music" shake
now...for those of you who think that "forever in my life" ain't the shit ? omg

my recommendation:

go find the infamous 1988 aftershow where he did this song...you'll change your mind real fast.and where he did "just my imagination"...this brought tears to my eyes as it was the ULTIMATE mind fuck on guitar.

if you don't have this in your collection....

hah!....YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.
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Reply #135 posted 09/10/05 3:42am

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Whoa! I never realized so many hated "Arms of Orion"... I always liked that song. My pick for worst ballad is "Adore"
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Reply #136 posted 09/10/05 8:17am

MadameS

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My pick for worst ballad is "Adore"

whofarted Sorry, eye guess you're not able to comprehend. That song was definitely one of his classics.
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Reply #137 posted 09/10/05 8:18am

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A few I agree with:

Arms Of Orion - the worst!

Silly Game - is it just me, or does the opening music remind you of an 80's sitcom, like Growing Pains or Family Ties?

Love Song (with Madonna) - bad harmonizing and just poor production value! Also brings to mind the two of them together, which is actually NOT sexy!


A few I disagree with:

Girl - pretty much all PR/ATWIAD b-sides are amazing and sacred, this one too! I especially love the extended version.

Adore - untouchable, the perfect closing track to SOTT.

Man O' War - although I don't rank this anywhere near the top, I think it's a very heartfelt breakup song. It is definitely tied to that late 90's era, but it's cool.
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Reply #138 posted 09/10/05 12:23pm

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Anxiety said:

barf ARMS OF ORION barf


-THE END-




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Reply #139 posted 09/12/05 6:30am

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Man O War was sooo for Mayte

can't you just see her breakin that gold chain and throwing it on the floor. They had probably been fightin and fightin...and she walked out again and that time he didn't go get her.



Probably the best move for them both.
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Reply #140 posted 09/23/05 12:14pm

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MadameS said:

Alasseon said:



Hahaha, that song is an all-time classic. I can't tell you how many times that song..umm...helped sumbody get sumwhere...

"I *wiiiiilllll* auTOmaTICaly drop down to apply moah..."


Ain't that the truth.


As I said on another thread this is the song that first made my legs automatically open. With all his moaning and whatnot it make you feel he is doing you right there in front of God and everybody.
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Reply #141 posted 09/23/05 12:19pm

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Anxiety said:

barf ARMS OF ORION barf


-THE END-

Is this thread going to be closed now? Because I've just clicked on it for the first time, haven't read any other nominations, but it doesn't matter because it's not even debatable. lol It can ONLY be "Arms of Orion".


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Reply #142 posted 09/23/05 12:21pm

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Arms of Orion, Diamonds and Pearls, Crucial, and Slow Love(kinda).
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Reply #143 posted 09/23/05 12:40pm

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all his ballads suck ass imho except crucial and forever and another lonely christmas

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Reply #144 posted 09/23/05 1:19pm

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thisbediscream said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Solo was not written by him, thank God.

M


First of all, Solo was off of Come, and WAS written (lyrics) by Prince. It is not Accapella. There is music, but not much. Second, I kind of like the song. Can relate to the feelings he has in it. "Solo the curb looks like a skyscraper... So High the clouds are underneith... So quiet I can hear the blood rushing thru viens.. Solo I feel like I'm going Insane." CLASSIC.


No, Solo (the lyrics) were written by David Henry Hwang, a playwright and screenwriter, not a harpist as some seem to think:
http://www.amrep.org/people/hwang.html

Unusual for Prince to sing the lyrics by another person without it being a cover version, but there you go.

Worst ballad that comes to mind for me is 'Let's Have A Baby'. It's just too dripping with sentimentality, musically it's awful, and in the light of what happened, it is a reminder that love doesn't conquer all.
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Reply #145 posted 09/23/05 1:22pm

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"with you" makes my stomach implode.
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Reply #146 posted 09/24/05 2:24am

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thisbediscream said:



First of all, Solo was off of Come, and WAS written (lyrics) by Prince. It is not Accapella. There is music, but not much. Second, I kind of like the song. Can relate to the feelings he has in it. "Solo the curb looks like a skyscraper... So High the clouds are underneith... So quiet I can hear the blood rushing thru viens.. Solo I feel like I'm going Insane." CLASSIC.


No, Solo (the lyrics) were written by David Henry Hwang, a playwright and screenwriter, not a harpist as some seem to think:
http://www.amrep.org/people/hwang.html

Unusual for Prince to sing the lyrics by another person without it being a cover version, but there you go.

Worst ballad that comes to mind for me is 'Let's Have A Baby'. It's just too dripping with sentimentality, musically it's awful, and in the light of what happened, it is a reminder that love doesn't conquer all.
[Edited 9/23/05 13:21pm]


Well... Learn something new everyday! Thanks for setting me straight!
Really cool song, though!
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Reply #147 posted 09/24/05 6:01am

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4 ever in my li(f)e
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Reply #148 posted 09/24/05 7:29am

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Solo.....

So Low...

End of.. neutral
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Reply #149 posted 09/24/05 7:55am

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I imagine that feces would taste the way Diamonds And Pearls sounds.
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