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Prince was having a wonderful day. He was up early this morning laying down some hot new tracks, the wife was beening especially nice to him, and he just had a good workout in the gym. Prince slipping on his tight fitting pants after his shower, stopped to admire the view in the mirror.
"OOOOWAH! Twinkle Twinkle Baby!" Prince proclaim pleased with his posterior. Prince flexed his lean toned body and smiled. He pulled a silk sweater over his head and decided to share the wealth with Mani. Without warning through the window came a strange light. Suddenly Prince couldn't move! A strange low hum filled the room, and he was transported to a throne room.

Prince was shocked as he looked around the room he notice it was filled with women. Women with gigantic butts!
"Where am I? What am I doing here?!" Prince demanded.

The largest woman of all rose from the throne couch, "At last My Precious Prince, you are on Buttopia, land of the truely free and sexy women! You were brought here for a very special purpose...to be my King!"

Prince replied...

"Fish tail!!" and then...

Taking a second look at her perfectly shaped back- rack he says, "Alright. Now move ya big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper bay-bee..." As he catches a glimpse of the earth fading into the abyss he suddenly realizes, "Wait! My boot collection is down there! Nooooo!!! I gotta get the hell outta this joint!"

Prince was afraid he'll never see Earth again. He looked for the nearest exit, but all of them were blocked by women who could beat Monique and Star Jones in a rib eating contest. Prince decided he better use his wits if he was ever to escape.
"Why did you chose me, sexy lady?" Prince asked the queen giving her a seductive smile.

"Because my Petite Passion, Buttopia has monitored the radio waves from Earth for decades and your music has totally changed our society. We go uptown where everybody's hot, we make love until the cherry is gone, we melt with each other, and of course we have Love4OneAnother. Most of all, you are the sexiest man I have ever seen!"

"True dat. Prince agreed rubbing his chin. "But you know I found religion, and I don't do that overtly sexual stuff anymore."

The queen's court let out a gasp. "You don't?" The queen asked surprised.
"No, I've cleaned up my act, I don't even cuss anymore. You still find me sexy don't cha?"

The queen replied...

“erm…yes?” The queen replied, “I do find you sexy.”
“but then again, “ she continued introspectively, “I find Tom Jones sexy.”

She then looked at him rather displeasingly and said “How do I know that you are devout? Can you prove that you are religious?”

Prince looked at her and said, “I would clean all the halls in your palace to prove to you that I am a man of virtue. I would build you another castle, one brick at a time to prove to you that I am virtuous.”

“Hmmm, “ The queen said quizzically, “Ok, then”

She turned clapped her hands and the curtain behind her oppenned to reveal a bed.

She said insistently, “Would give my brother MiMi a sponge bath?”

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rudeboynpg said:[quote]

AsianBoi777 said:

The look on Prince's face was all the answer the Queen needed.
"Guards! Take my Luscious Lamb Chop to my chamber!" The queen order with a clap of her hands. "Then take MiMi to the pet groomers to get a perm!"

Prince struggled as two guards grabbed his arms, and easily lifted him off the floor. "Hold up I'm married! I already have a wife!" Prince yelled. "Well I, Queen Unibusta of Buttopia, do not reconize your earthly marriage and pronounce it null and void! Take him away, and oil him down nice and smooth, it's going to be a bumpy night!"

"Nooooo! Help! HELP!" Prince screamed. Things looked hopeless until...
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rudeboynpg said:

in the midst of his struggle Prince released an ear ripping fart.
"Ugggh!" the women yelled passing out on the floor. Prince with one mighty ass blow had disabled the whole room! "Thank God!" he prayed, relieved in more ways than one. Not wasting a moment Prince ran from room to room, search for a way to return to earth, until be reached the control room. Prince is a genius with all sorts of music related electronic equipment, but he realized he had no idea what any of the strange machinery did. "I'll have to force those Buttonians to return me to Earth but how?"

Prince thought and thought until he had a plan...

Unibusta and her court awoke groggy. They slowly stood to find Prince sitting on Queen Unibusta’s throne. “Bow to your Prince!” Prince commanded. “I rule Buttopia now!”

“WHAT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!” The queen screamed.
Prince smiled and Pointed the royal scepter to the large mirror on the wall, he commanded the big and beautiful women to look. Across each of their checks was written ‘SLAVE’ and on every wrist three chains of gold.

“You all are now my loyal and obedient slaves. You have built a society on my teachings and music, thus you are mine to command! I will not be satisfied until you discover the true meaning of Love4OneAnother! Only by pleasing your Prince can you ever hope to experience true emancipation, and be free!”

The crowd before Prince stood speechless for several minutes until they all fell to their knees and chanted “Hail Prince, Prince of Buttopia!” The former queen stepped forward and asked, “Oh Mighty Purple One how may we serve you?”

Standing up to address Unibusta, Prince replied....
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[Edited 4/12/05 16:46pm]

Standing up to address Unibusta, Prince replied, "Well...Since my marriage is void here, why don't cha show me some love?" Smiling the ladies gather large pillows and tenderly laid prince on top of them on the floor. Giggling they removed his boots, but Prince protested when they reached for his socks. "Don't you believe in mystery?" Prince smirked. Prince leaned back,
resting his head between ample bosoms. I can't get this at home, Prince thought. Prince's body was loving stroked from head to toe with gentle hand. Tongues took turns probing his mouth. Sweet perfume filled his lungs, when suddenly...

Some sad cunt stuck his head in through the window and said: 'But, I thought Prince was gay?'

"Who the heck is that?!" Prince asked sitting startled by the strange person in the window. "Oh that's the royal jester, his name is...

There is a 7th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... ~ the Dream Factory. ~

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'The What Factory? What's that clown talking about?' Prince asked. 'That's OnionJuice, fool to our King. The king must be arriving. Everyone rise to greet him', Unibusta ordered. "King!! You're Married?!" a surprised Prince asked. "Of course, the queen can have as many husbands as she wants."

Prince and the royal court bowed when the trumpets sounded to announce the King. Prince arose when the King called his name to discover it was...THE BURGER KING!! Just like in the commericals, he looked plastic! The King smelled like greasy fatty hamburger! "Aaah Unibusta's Prince. OOOWA! Nice to meet you at last." Prince mouth moved without words. "Your music changed Buttopia for the better just like my food. My burgers made Buttopian women the full figure beauties they are today. Come Prince and feast with us on my new Angus Burgers so we can widen that narrow behind of yours!"

Prince found his voice and screamed in terror, "NOOOOooo", and passed out.
He awoke....
[Edited 4/8/05 17:49pm]

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Prince awoke between satin sheets. He felt mellow and relaxed, the same feeling he has after good sex. Prince realized instantly he was naked and in bed with Burger King and Queen Unibusta! "OH GOD NO!" Prince yelled in horror. Unibusta turned to Prince smiling, "You were screaming, OH GOD Yes, an hour ago." The King ran his gloved hand up Prince's tight and tasted his fingers, "You're tastier than my burgers!"

"NOoooo!" Prince ran away blindly in terror, he was replusive by the smell of ground beef that covered his body. Heads turned to see the petite streak as he ran through corridor after corridor. Prince ran until he was in front of a huge double door. Prince grabbed the handle and dashed inside only to find...
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it was completely dark and no light entered from the opened door.
"hello?" Prince asked timidly.
no answer
"i'd better shut the door, or else Unibusta and Burger King will find me..." Prince thought aloud. Oh the mistake he made when he shut the door.
Once the huge door was sufficiantly shut to Prince's liking, a small and bright Stage light beamed onto his sweat-covered face. A canary yellow suit floated from the ceiling, which Prince couldn't see.
Remembering that he had no clothes on, Prince gently took the suit out of the glass container it was in and put it on. He didn't notice the hole in the back where his sexxxy ass could be seen.
"Hello Prince." whispered a soft and seductive voice in his ear. He smiled "Listen..."
Prince closed his eyes with the smile still on his face.His mind floated into another dimention.
Seconds later the door to the dark room flew open with an angry BANG!
jumping, and upset that he was brought back to the most unpleasant and meat-eating planet of Buttopia, Prince opened his mouth to speak, but he couldn't when he saw...(who) standing in the doorway...

Yall are crazy

Klhk, the crazy lady dot orger who follows him from city to city. She always carried a straw in hopes of drinking his sweat. Prince shuddered. Suddenly the light came on. "Good work Klhk you got him!" The voice came from a women sitting in a chair, in a half circle facing him where about a dozen women.

"Welcome to the Prince-dot-org's Secret Ladies Ultimate Tree House, or Slut House for short."

"NOT THE ORG!! I got my own website!" Prince cried
"Yes, but did they save your behind?" An attrative woman asked.
"I think introductions are in order. You may call me Littlemissg." A lady with rimless glasses said as she stepped forward.



"Uh, I think it's nice to meet you." Prince replied shaking hands "What's your name babe?"

"My name is....
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my name is really KLHK. And I'm yo baby's mamma.

AsianBoi777 said:

"Woman Ur Crazy!" a popped-eyed Prince replied.
"That's another orger's baby. AB777! He has impregnated 25% of the women around here thru internet sex." SammiJ said.
"Internet sex?" Prince asked puzzled.
"Yeah he lures unsuspecting women into internet chats, then WHAMMO! A electronically conceived baby nine months later!" Sisforscandalous explained.
"That's what happened to me!" Littlemissg wept.
"WOW! I got to keep Mani off the internet!"

Just then the Org's Slut House phone rang...
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Tish4 answered, "Hello"
"It's Razzberet, can I bring the morning papers now?"
"Yeah Razz, and we have a special visitor!"
"Visitor, huh!" Prince mumbled
Soon there was a knock at the door. Razzberet jaw dropped when he saw the special visitor.
"OMG! PRIINCEEE!" The fourteen year old squealed frozen in his tracks. SammiJ took the newspapers as Razz inched forward to meet his idol.
"Nice to meet you Razz," a cordial Prince said.
"Oh Wow! Can I ask you a question?" Razz asked shyly
"Sure kid."
"Oprah comes to your parties right?" Prince nodded.
"Does she ever bring Doctor Phil?"
"No, no she hasn't" Prince replied.
"Oh," the young disappointed orger said,"Well it's still great meeting you." Razz said offering his hand. As Prince shook it, Razz notice a too familiar smell. "I smell Ang..ANGUS BURGERS!"
"Oh that, I had a...a run in with the Burger King." Prince said blushing
"BbbBurger King!" Razzberet turned a ghastly shade of green as he dashed to the treehouse bathroom.

The sound of a helicopter was heard above the treehouse. Moments later Michael Jackson in a vested suit strolled in followed by his umbrella carrier.
"Michael!!" Prince said shocked to see his former rival, "What are you doing here?!"

MJ replied.....
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"i dropped by to see Razz and the Burgerking." said MJ. "i see the ladies (squirm) have gotten a hold of u. i'm a regular here Prince..." Michael said looking at Prince, almost like he was stupid. "i was gonna bring Blanket, but i was listening to him the other night while he relived the moment u saved him from Nicole Richie... ummmmm there's still no chance that u'd do BAD with me huh? u know, i was pretty upset when u turned down my offer. and i think i'm still bitter about it..."

"Easy now Michael, remember, Prince will only give his fine ass to another woman, not u." said littlemissq.

"i know..." MJ sighed in disappiontment. Prince was even more freaked out now than he was b4.

"Uh....it was nice talkin to y'all ladies,and ur all very pretty (followed by screeches and little girl giggles) but i really gotta get offa this planet. the BurgerKing dude is really freakin me out, and if i stay here, one of u might molest me (he glaced nervously at Klkh who winked) and i'll be forced to do things i don't like to do outside my own bedroom..."

"i'm sorry." said sisforscandalous "but we can't let u go. we have something terribly important that we have to tell u..."

"Terribly important? What is it?" Prince asked
"You need a butt wax, dear sir." Purpleizpassion informed Prince pointing at his exposed little rump in his famous yellow suit.
"A bath with fragrant oils wouldn't hurt either." Littlemissg added.
"A sugar scrub, and seaweed wrap would do wonders for you too." Tish4 suggested
Prince cocked his head to view his lower region and had to agree.
"You may use our spa to get clean up properly, then we'll help you get back to earth."
Prince sighed,"Thank you ladies, I really appreciate it!"
Prince bath was drawn in a heart shape whirlpool tub with lavendar scented water. A plate of fresh fruit was set out for his enjoyment, which Prince dugged into hungrily. The message table was set up for his butt wax, sugar scrub, and seaweed wrap. Prince for the first time on Buttopia, relaxed. Ok, the second time, remembering how the queen's court showed their appreciate for their Prince. He wondered what Mani was doing, he had be gone a long time. She would surely be worried! Prince called out to his host "Excuse me! Org Ladies, Razz! Do you have a phone I can borrow to call home?"

The spa door opened, and Prince was speechless with surprise...

there stood Zelaira with a vat of hot wax.
"PRINCE," ZelairA began," And So It GOES.....I will be TROLLING AROUND BUTTOPIA and .... I have said to myself ..self.... You WILL STAY FAITHFUL and LOYAL to The PURPLE DEVIL FOX with the ENORMOUS TOOTHY GRIN and TIGHT BOOTY for ALL TIME.... To say he is the BEST...To SAY he is HOT... To SAY how I SWOON is a UNDERSTATEMENT!!!! I am a PRINCE GROUPIE and WHO CARES???? I LOVE his ROYAL SELF!!! ALL HATERS ..... PISS OFF>.... JEHOVAh...Now GET OUT OF TUB and GET some HOT!!! LOVE!!! WAX!!!

"HELP!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!" Prince screamed trapped in the bathtub. Prince knew it would be all over if Z got her hot little latin hands on him.

Suddenly...

littlemissg said:

A man dressed in a spandex jumper shorts came in behind Zelaira, "Ok Z that's enough! I'm in charge to the spa. OUT!"

But I GOT hotwax...I got HOT LOVE.."
OUT!! Ordered Anxiety, "NOW!!" Anxiety took the hot wax and drugged Zelaira thru the door locking it behind her. "Sorry about that P. My name is Anxiety,R U all right?"
"Yeah man thanks" A relieved Prince replied. Atleast it's not another crazy woman, he thought.

Prince dried off and got on the message table. Anxiety prepared Prince's butt for the hot wax by giving it a vigorous message."This will ah...help release the hair follicles." Anxiety explained breathing heavily. Strong hands caressed Princes shapely mounds, pressing deep, pushing them, watching the firm flesh bounce back time after time.
"I think that's enough man." Prince said
"Right, Right!" Anxiety answered. Taking a deep breath to calm himself, stirred the hot wax and applied a thick layer with the application stick. Next, Anxiety smoothed on a linen strip, ZIPPPP!
"OOOuch!" Prince cried.
"Just a few more." Anxiety reassured the music idol.
RIPPP!
ZIPPP!
RIPPPP!

"OH!",
"YIKES!"
OH MAMA!" Prince exclaimed.
"Is it good for you too?" Anxiety asked in a deep sexy voice.
"Wwhat?!" Prince asked confused.
"Uuh...have a feel see if it's smooth enough." Aniety covered quickly.
A quick touch of both hams meet with Prince's satisfaction.
"That's good. Hey do you have phone? I want to call the wife."
I can do better than that" Anxiety answered. He reached for his man's pouch and produced what looked like a cell phone, but somehow different. Anxiety pressed a few buttons and PROOF! Mani was standing next to him!

"Snuggles?!! Mani trying to get her bearings asked, "Where are we?"
"Welcome to Buttopia Baby!" Prince said leaping from the message table.
"Oh Prince! We're in trouble!" Mani sighed hugging her Snuggles."While you were gone...