Wakey, wakey, hands off snaky.. 98% of all men masturbate, the other 2% are lying.Ive been in the 98% since about 6mos.old (from what mom tells me :lol:Come on now dont be shy...you too ladies!

ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. What else is it for, peeing?

any guy who says he never has is lying...same as the guy who says he "never" got the ruler out.

so is any guy who says he never tasted his own... uh, stuff.


and I've only ever stopped long enough since I was 12 to type this message. SERIOUSLY.

Aaron said:

Oh man thats sick but it is quite salty

I have never tasted my own (or anyone elses) but apprently it has plenty of iron and is good for you.

ha ha ha ha haa !!

GoldiesParade said:

well i already said you're a liar then, so i won't say it again

Am I the first female 2 comment here?

Nep2nes said:

But Nep2nes you haven't actually said anything about masturbation yet. Maybe you're hands are otherwise occupied. Just lovely...

98% of males.....sweetheart...dont 4get the female's...we r up to 99% im sure .....but there's a good reason as to why lol

Nep2nes said:

Ok, I"ll comment.
If it wasn't for "doin it myself" I wouldnt get any good sex at all

I bet I do it myself more than most guys

it's not a question of if...it's a question of how often..how long..and how exhausted will i be when i'm finished

Children enjoy sex? My god, this world IS doomed.

This is such a crazy thread...lol...

Masturbate after every meal for a beautiful & healthy smile.

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forluvsxy said:

Sigh...true.

LavishH, I don't believe you, you're too beautiful not to have sex. Or maybe you're so disappointed by men's ability to get you off that the only way you can have good sex is doin' it yourself!

If we all do it at the same time, do u think we could change the world?

Masturbation is survival.

If I ever have kids I think that's what I will tell them when they are learning about the birds & bees
Have fun kids!!

..there's only two kinds of people where masturbation is concerned...them that do and them that lie about it...

what's very interesting to me is that with my last girlfriend, i somehow made an -unconcious -decision to stop doing it. i realized this just days after we broke up and i had 2 make a -concious- decision 2 do it again. i actually layed back in bed with my arms behind my head(ok, one arm) and thought about it. it was a profound moment 4 me, seriously, as everyday b4 that relationship, and everyday thereafter...well u know... i actually told my current girlfriend this but told her the same was true for her(that i somehow made the unconcious decision 2 stop...well u know)unfortunately for my socks, that is not the case. on the flip side, she asked me if i ever thought about prince while...well u know.....

keep talking gemini.... almost there....

Christopher said:

...you mean get the yardstick out? Just kidding. Honestly, I'm a guy, 23, supposedly in my sexual peak, but my sex drive is low. It might be because my schedule is so busy, but right now I'm happy with sex once every two weeks, and I don't masturbate in between

Besides, masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms, stuttering, blindness, insanity, and a whole host of other medical conditions

wasitgood4u said:

No, but it could cause a catastrophic flood! Put your life jacket's on.

"Besides, masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms, stuttering, blindness, insanity, and a whole host of other medical conditions"

I-I-I-I a-a-a-am one hairy muthafucka then. ANd who turned the lights off?
[This message was edited Wed Mar 13 1:56:43 PST 2002 by gooeythehamster]

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