purplethunder3121 said:

imago said:

I think what's really important here, and what we should all take away from this thread is that sleeping with Prince is like sleeping with a woman.

Hilarious...eh?

Let's put it this way.

At least 3 times in the last couple of days, I have bursted out laughing thinking about it.

imago said:

I think what's really important here, and what we should all take away from this thread is that sleeping with Prince is like sleeping with a woman.

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

ZombieKitten said:

imago said:

I think what's really important here, and what we should all take away from this thread is that sleeping with Prince is like sleeping with a woman.

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

Why?

If I were dating a guy and sleeping with him felt like sleeping with a woman, it would repel me.

ZombieKitten said:

imago said:

I think what's really important here, and what we should all take away from this thread is that sleeping with Prince is like sleeping with a woman.

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

Spinlight said:

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

oh my god

I guess with Prince's little lady-entrance, and his long flowng locks, if you dimmed the lights, it would be sort of like sleeping with a flat, hairy chested woman of sorts.

Plus, I doubt you'd be aloud to touch his hair.

This thread really is the best thing I've started in ages. And it's thanks to you folks--not me.

GROUP....HUG.

paintedlady said:

Spinlight said:

Ehmmm yes that's a big turn off 4 a woman, if he's fancy lesbian but I think this could be a turn on for a gay man.

A petite lesbian male with curly hair and tallking non stop during sex is what it is about!

artist76 said:

My interpretation of Robin's statement is that Prince probably gives lots of oral, and possibly pretty well (like a lesbian - a "fancy lesbian" as Wendy called him). That's what sex with a woman (for a woman) would be - oral sex and touching and rubbing, and romantic ambience; not a lot of penetration, at least not with a real live penis, if ever. It makes sense that he might not engage in lots of penetration since he seems to be careful about not impregnating random chicks. You hear about crazy chicks who do all sorts of sneaky things to TRY to get pregnant from a star/rich dude, to live off child support forever. I agree with Zombie that "lesbian sex" with a man sounds great, very sensual; but then i think most hetero women also welcome some manhandling and a good ol' pounding with a dick now and then. Spinlight said:

artist76 said:

My interpretation of Robin's statement is that Prince probably gives lots of oral, and possibly pretty well (like a lesbian - a "fancy lesbian" as Wendy called him). That's what sex with a woman (for a woman) would be - oral sex and touching and rubbing, and romantic ambience; not a lot of penetration, at least not with a real live penis, if ever. It makes sense that he might not engage in lots of penetration since he seems to be careful about not impregnating random chicks. You hear about crazy chicks who do all sorts of sneaky things to TRY to get pregnant from a star/rich dude, to live off child support forever. I agree with Zombie that "lesbian sex" with a man sounds great, very sensual; but then i think most hetero women also welcome some manhandling and a good ol' pounding with a dick now and then. Spinlight said:

Why?

If I were dating a guy and sleeping with him felt like sleeping with a woman, it would repel me.

a bit of variety is nice

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

Oh. My. DAMN!

ZombieKitten said:

Spinlight said:

Why?

If I were dating a guy and sleeping with him felt like sleeping with a woman, it would repel me.

I'm married to a man whose largeness and hairiness (and a whole lot of other traditionally masculine traits) sometimes repel me. And to paintedlady, I am talking physically - slim, smooth no whining or chatter entered my thought when it came to me I don't know in what ways Robin was likening him to a lady but I was only imagining the physical. Soft and gentle and slow rather than always rough and hard and fast

A man with and easy and slow touch is very nice.

But when I see Prince's love scenes in Purple Rain, I think of my awkward ex-lover who was also small in stature. Eww. No wonder Carmen thought he was a bad lover.

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

This has got to be the funniest shit I have ever read in my life.

Seriously....This WINS the Internet.

x endlessly

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't want to sleep with Prince at all, but that concept I find very sexy

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

paintedlady said:

babynoz said:

paintedlady said:

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

Oh. My. DAMN!

painted, you know this is another one going down in the org archives !!!

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

A man with and easy and slow touch is very nice.

But when I see Prince's love scenes in Purple Rain, I think of my awkward ex-lover who was also small in stature. Eww. No wonder Carmen thought he was a bad lover.

like I said, I don't want to have sex with Prince

I get ya.

Spinlight said:

paintedlady said:

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

I am so sorry you experienced that.

Damn, just... damn!

paintedlady said:

Spinlight said:

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

I am so sorry you experienced that.

Damn, just... damn!

Wow. I double-damn that!

*p.s. It's refreshing that you are so candid, Spinlilght! nice quality

at this entire thread. classic!

paintedlady said:

Spinlight said:

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

I am so sorry you experienced that.

Damn, just... damn!

Chile, I think Spin has just made it into the Org Date Hell Hall of Fame.

Spinlight said:

paintedlady said:

I slept with a guy like that back in the day... he was all artistic and sensitive and well...

like a woman in bed! It was an absolute turn off! He was all whiny and talked too damn much.

I ended up on top and have to put my hand over his mouth to shut him up because he was moaning way too much and was over dramatic about his pleasure. He was so loud it became annoying, it was too distracting and he looked to be in pain. It was horrible. I had sex with him 3 x's because I wanted to give him a chance since he was so nice to me. I ended up dumping him anyways.

It figures though, he was the same guy who stabbed himself in the nostril with his fork and bled all in his chili on our first date. He ran in the bathroom and re-imerged with half a roll of toilet tissue jammed in his nostrils. I shouldda known.

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

But wuh wuh wuh H-WAIT: were they actually marbles in a condom, or were these straight up warts???

I swear, I actually tried to picture a visual for this, but man, I got nothin' !

Ottensen said:

Spinlight said:

I was dating a guy like this for about 9 months. He would whimper and whine during sex like a baby. Serious whimpering. The first time we had sex, I was taken aback by it. I just quietly continued to do my thing or whatever but inside I'm thinking "Is this for real?" I mean it was bizarre. I don't want my sex partner whimpering in any way.

I dumped him in month 7 and then again in month 9 because I caught him doing meth. Turned out that later on, his meth parties were, apparently, also orgies. We never had legit anal sex because I refused. He had HPV so I was not putting my dick or ass anywhere near his, but oral was fine.

The first night, while he was whimpering away, my fingers randomly ended up approaching his ass and then I felt it - it was like a thick rubber condom full of marbles. I got down to just past my nailbed. He's whimpering and I'm feeling these hard warts IN HIS ASSHOLE.

I don't know why I didn't leave him right then and there.

But wuh wuh wuh H-WAIT: were they actually marbles in a condom, or were these straight up warts???

I swear, I actually tried to picture a visual for this, but man, I got nothin' !

They were straight up warts. Believe me, I hadn't ever thought of the visual until I encountered it.

HPV is no joke. 2/3 of sexually active people are exposed to genital HPV. And when an outbreak is in full... "blossom"?... its very nasty. He was the only guy I've ever experienced with this kind of issue, but still. Think of an anus and how tight/warm it is. Now imagine the walls of the anus have nodules of varying sizes protruding.

1) That's gonna be extremely painful if anything goes in or out, including excrement.

2) If you stick your finger in it, you will just feel the nodules in a tight/compact area. Think of those old rubber thimbles. Kinda like that, but bigger/harder.

Spinlight said:

Ottensen said:

But wuh wuh wuh H-WAIT: were they actually marbles in a condom, or were these straight up warts???

I swear, I actually tried to picture a visual for this, but man, I got nothin' !

They were straight up warts. Believe me, I hadn't ever thought of the visual until I encountered it.

HPV is no joke. 2/3 of sexually active people are exposed to genital HPV. And when an outbreak is in full... "blossom"?... its very nasty. He was the only guy I've ever experienced with this kind of issue, but still. Think of an anus and how tight/warm it is. Now imagine the walls of the anus have nodules of varying sizes protruding.

1) That's gonna be extremely painful if anything goes in or out, including excrement.

2) If you stick your finger in it, you will just feel the nodules in a tight/compact area. Think of those old rubber thimbles. Kinda like that, but bigger/harder.

I didn't know men could get HPV! In the commercials it's always women talking about it!

lauralevesque said:

Spinlight said:

They were straight up warts. Believe me, I hadn't ever thought of the visual until I encountered it.

HPV is no joke. 2/3 of sexually active people are exposed to genital HPV. And when an outbreak is in full... "blossom"?... its very nasty. He was the only guy I've ever experienced with this kind of issue, but still. Think of an anus and how tight/warm it is. Now imagine the walls of the anus have nodules of varying sizes protruding.

1) That's gonna be extremely painful if anything goes in or out, including excrement.

2) If you stick your finger in it, you will just feel the nodules in a tight/compact area. Think of those old rubber thimbles. Kinda like that, but bigger/harder.

I didn't know men could get HPV! In the commercials it's always women talking about it!

Oh, yes. HPV is huge in the gay community (its huge in all communities, but I'm just speaking from my experience). I've had several friends and exes contract it. I myself don't have it but I consider that to be by the grace of the cosmos.

HPV can be transmitted with or without condoms. When you have genital warts, a guy's nutsack slapping around can and will spread the HPV anywhere it touches including your anus. Hence, random sex partners are a really scary/icky thought if it goes to the next level.

Women can get ovarian cancer from it, though, which is why it is much more serious for ladies. Men can host the virus and never see a break out (though most men I know who had it always had at least one break out). They maintain the virus with medication. The virus secretes itself into the spinal fluid and actually moves back and forth betwixt the genitals and the spine which is what indicates why the break out happens.

Spinlight said:

lauralevesque said:

I didn't know men could get HPV! In the commercials it's always women talking about it!

Oh, yes. HPV is huge in the gay community (its huge in all communities, but I'm just speaking from my experience). I've had several friends and exes contract it. I myself don't have it but I consider that to be by the grace of the cosmos.

HPV can be transmitted with or without condoms. When you have genital warts, a guy's nutsack slapping around can and will spread the HPV anywhere it touches including your anus. Hence, random sex partners are a really scary/icky thought if it goes to the next level.

Women can get ovarian cancer from it, though, which is why it is much more serious for ladies. Men can host the virus and never see a break out (though most men I know who had it always had at least one break out). They maintain the virus with medication. The virus secretes itself into the spinal fluid and actually moves back and forth betwixt the genitals and the spine which is what indicates why the break out happens.

You know, quite honestly, I thought HPV was something the drug companies had concocted in order to sell the vaccine. Seriously, I just thought it was some very random unheard of thing because all of a sudden you see all these commericals telling you to get the vaccine when I'd never even heard of it before and I just thought the drug company's were trying to make $. Guess I was wrong!

lauralevesque said:

This is like watching a movie that starts off as a documentary, becomes a comedy, then very quickly turns into a horror---and not the Hitchcock style variety, but gore porn.

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

I am so sorry you experienced that.

Damn, just... damn!

Chile, I think Spin has just made it into the Org Date Hell Hall of Fame.

Sure did... pin a medal on his lapel!