Yippee!~

I love non-sensical threads!

Sing me a song now!

Now add all posts from all your accounts plezzze...

Dancelot said:

Somewhere in the 30.000's, I suppose. Before I deleted my first Gooey account, I had 13.000 on that one, 7.000 on THIS one and I SURELY must have posted around the same on my various other accounts....

Now sing me a song, damnit!

Want A New Duck


Woh oh

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal a beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?
Quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack

I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah

Quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack
(lots of quacking sounds)

PANDURITO said:

Now that is better.

HamsterHuey said:

so what music or band could fit this occasion?



OK... I don't have those lyrics at hand now, but just for you I'm gonna hum some songs from the unforgettable group called 7000 dying rats I mean, who could NOT enjoy classics songs like

Paul Stanley's Chest
Dispelling The Myths Of Couch
Support Vaginal Pride
Train Come To Town, Make Town Dirty
Anal Cunt Is Gay
Waiting For Toney Sucks or my all time favorite
My Nordic Butt Can Rule Nations


Those tracks were deep!!

HamsterHuey said:

It's A Miracle
You wouldn't believe where I've been
The city and towns I been in
From Boston to Denver
And every town in between

The people they all look the same
Only the names have been changed
But now that I'm home again
I'll tell you what I believe

It's a miracle
A true blue spectacle
A miracle come true
We're together ,baby-I was goin' crazy
'till the miracle
Came through
Now you here,and my arms are around you
And baby, there'll be
Dancin in the streets
For the miracle
A true blue spectacle
The miracle is you

I never knew you look so good
I never knew any one could
I must have been crazy
To ever had gone away

I almost for got what it's like
Holdin' you near me at night
But now that I'm home again
You know that I'm home to stay

Cause' its a miracle
A true blue spectacle
A miracle come true
We're together baby-I was goin crazy
'till the miracle came through
Now you here and I'm feelin so good
And baby there'll be
Dancin in the streets
For the miracle
A true blue spectacle
The miracle is you

Now you here and my arm's are around you
And baby the'll be dancing in the street
There's going to be dancing in the street
Dancing in the street

Dancin ,dancin, dancin , dancin
Dancin in the street
Dancin , dancin,dancin in the street
For the miracle
A true blue spectacle
The miracle is you
Hey the miracle is you
The miracle is you

(Tinley/Seal) 1991

Brother... Brother... (L)
Sister... Sister... (L)

It's the loneliness thats the killer

So you want,
To be free.
To live your life,
The way you want to be.
Will you give,
If we cry?
Will we live,
Or will we.. die?
Ohh...

hearts.....
Jaded hearts

Heal with time

.....oh whoah whoah whoah....
Shoot that love

So we can
Stop the bleeding
Ohh...

Solitary brother...
...brother...
Is there still a part of you that wants to live?

Solitary sister...
...sister...
Is there still a part of you that wants to give?

Solitary brother...
...brother...
Is there still a part of you that wants to live?

Solitary sister...
...sister...
Is there still a part of you that wants to give?

If we try
And live our lives
The way we want to...be.. Yeah..

Oh... love love
Oh... love love
Oh... love love

Brother... brother...
Sister... sister....
Brother... brother... brother... brother...brother...

There's no other love... There's no other love... There's no other love...
There is no other love no other love like ours...
There's no other love... There's no other love... There's no other love...
There is no other love no other love like ours...
There's no other love... There's no other love... There's no other love...
There's no other love... There's no other love... There's no other love...
There is no love


Solitary brother...
...brother
Is there still a part of you that wants to live?

Solitary sister...
...sister...
Is there still a part of you that wants to give?

Solitary Brother... brother... brother... brother...brother...
brother... brother...

Solitary Sister...
...sister...
Is there still a part of you that wants to give?


Racism in among future kings can only lead to no good.
Besides, all our sons and daughters already know how that feels.
Yeah yeah yeah...
Love love love...