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Thread started 02/16/04 3:22am

HerRoyalBadnes
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Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.


Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.


Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Albania or Bangladesh.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Reply #1 posted 02/16/04 3:25am

REDFEATHERS

big grin Thats so true!
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Reply #2 posted 02/16/04 8:16am

Byron

Makes me want to travel... eek
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Reply #3 posted 02/16/04 8:24am

SHANNA

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Byron said:

Makes me want to travel... eek



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Reply #4 posted 02/16/04 9:36am

kisscamille

This is hilarious and kind of scary too seeing as I've recently turned 40 omg
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Reply #5 posted 02/16/04 9:56am

Chico319

lol


Thank God us men age gracefully. biggrin




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Reply #6 posted 02/16/04 10:02am

mrbungle

HerRoyalBadness said:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.


Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.


Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Albania or Bangladesh.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.



I should do good here, I have a degree in Geography. Now if I could only find my way up north I might be able to get work done.
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Reply #7 posted 02/16/04 10:22am

HerRoyalBadnes
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North is straight up! cool
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